Wait, I'm not ready for this reality yet. I thought I knew what I wanted, but actually being able to get what I think I want has made me uncertain, anxious even. I want a woman with the same amount of balls as me! Alternatively, she can have more, but lesser balls. A lesser ball is defined as a ball with less capabilities as a normal ball. For instance, when the ballness of the ball is not achieved. Inspect the following figure for example where this phenomenon is displayed.
Well if your balls themselves were square I think the scrotum would still perform admirably in that regard, if you mean the skin itself it would defy the properties of loose skin filled with fluid I would say.