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Scip
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Czech Republic11293 Posts
May 14 2015 18:53 GMT
#99801
On May 15 2015 03:35 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 15 2015 03:14 Scip wrote:
On May 15 2015 02:49 Slayer91 wrote:
On May 15 2015 02:40 Carnivorous Sheep wrote:
Personally I prefer either pale skin, bleach white hair, and brown eyes or dark blonde hair, toned body with italian-olive skin, and honey hazel eyes.


How can you know whether you're attracted to a person or not until you know

-Their religion, and respective piety
-Their family and family history
-Their socio-economic class
-Their artistic and literary talents
-Their sensitivity, romanticism and sentimentalism
-Their patriotism, provincialism, and rootedness in their native culture
-Their cooking, cleaning and other domestic abilities
-Their mental and emotional stability
-Their historical attitude and preferences regarding bourgeois family life
-Their racial origins (if not already clear)
-Their feminine virtues (virginity, modesty, etc)

The above listed constitute 95% of the qualifications for any marriable and therefore attractive girl

LOL that's a pretty long list
my list for the perfect girlfriend is like this:
Is the girl pretty?
Is the girl intelligent?
Does the girl like me?

Nobody has ever been able to qualify.


Number 2 and 3 kind of contradict each other inherently.

how would you know, you neither like me nor are you intelligent
"It may be pleasurable for some of us to imagine being ravished" - Christopher Hitchens in a debate with feminists RIP 2011 Psalm 2:9 You shall break them with a rod of iron
Karis Vas Ryaar
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States4396 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-05-14 18:57:28
May 14 2015 18:54 GMT
#99802
On May 15 2015 03:51 Requizen wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 15 2015 03:49 Carnivorous Sheep wrote:
Just gonna leave this here.

http://www.teamliquidpro.com/news/2015/05/14/welcoming-halo-to-the-liquid-family

Haven't watched pro Halo since like 2011, is it still even popular?


not really since reach came out i don't think. I wasn't even aware it still existed til I randomly saw it on the front page of twitch.

I was planning on getting into it once halo 5 came out but now I'm considering getting the anniversary for the summer but I probably won't.
"I'm not agreeing with a lot of Virus's decisions but they are working" Tasteless. Ipl4 Losers Bracket Virus 2-1 Maru
Eppa!
Profile Joined November 2010
Sweden4641 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-05-14 18:57:14
May 14 2015 18:55 GMT
#99803
MLG BBY. Does MLG even exist still? I haven't been following since I stopped watching sc2.
"Can't wait till Monday" Cixah+Waveofshadow. "Needs to be monday. Weekend please go by quickly." Gahlo
Karis Vas Ryaar
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States4396 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-05-14 18:58:09
May 14 2015 18:57 GMT
#99804
On May 15 2015 03:55 Eppa! wrote:
MLG BBY. Does MLG even exist still? I haven't been following since I stopped watching sc2.


It exists but I don't think it covers halo anymore.

now it does cod and some fighting games and dota I think.
"I'm not agreeing with a lot of Virus's decisions but they are working" Tasteless. Ipl4 Losers Bracket Virus 2-1 Maru
Numy
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
South Africa35471 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-05-14 19:00:31
May 14 2015 18:59 GMT
#99805
So that looks like no Dota team. Don't know why they didn't try look at Europe for dota 2 instead of forcing these NA teams. Guess Halo people must be pretty cheap.
Karis Vas Ryaar
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States4396 Posts
May 14 2015 19:04 GMT
#99806
On May 15 2015 03:59 Numy wrote:
So that looks like no Dota team. Don't know why they didn't try look at Europe for dota 2 instead of forcing these NA teams. Guess Halo people must be pretty cheap.



yeah that's what I figure. plus their already established and circuits are pretty consistent (at least I think) logistically easier.
"I'm not agreeing with a lot of Virus's decisions but they are working" Tasteless. Ipl4 Losers Bracket Virus 2-1 Maru
Cixah
Profile Joined July 2010
United States11285 Posts
May 14 2015 19:04 GMT
#99807
On May 15 2015 03:47 Requizen wrote:
Yo Cixah I'd love to come hang out in Austin with you but it'd be like a $700 trip and that's kinda rough given everything.


Its cool bro. Just lmk if you end up down here for something in the future.
Hug The Goat! Hug the Goat! Hug the Goat!
JonGalt
Profile Joined February 2013
Pootie too good!4331 Posts
May 14 2015 19:06 GMT
#99808
On May 15 2015 03:30 Scip wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 15 2015 03:27 ComaDose wrote:
ewww, feminine virtues - virginity? I don't even prefer another virgin, emotional baggage and lack of experience. racial origins? cooking abilities? wtf are you guys buying a russian bride or some shit lol who wrote that list. My list is like - attractive, smart, funny, kind, generous.

Hey, there's nothing wrong with virgins


No there isn't.

Unless you are trying to bone them.
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Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
May 14 2015 19:07 GMT
#99809
On May 15 2015 04:04 Cixah wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 15 2015 03:47 Requizen wrote:
Yo Cixah I'd love to come hang out in Austin with you but it'd be like a $700 trip and that's kinda rough given everything.


Its cool bro. Just lmk if you end up down here for something in the future.

I'm still kinda considering it though haha. But if you wanted to come hang out at the con you'd need a badge, which I'm not sure you wanna do.
It's your boy Guzma!
Cixah
Profile Joined July 2010
United States11285 Posts
May 14 2015 19:08 GMT
#99810
On May 15 2015 04:07 Requizen wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 15 2015 04:04 Cixah wrote:
On May 15 2015 03:47 Requizen wrote:
Yo Cixah I'd love to come hang out in Austin with you but it'd be like a $700 trip and that's kinda rough given everything.


Its cool bro. Just lmk if you end up down here for something in the future.

I'm still kinda considering it though haha. But if you wanted to come hang out at the con you'd need a badge, which I'm not sure you wanna do.


How much? If you go let me know and I can do like a one day thing or whatever.
Hug The Goat! Hug the Goat! Hug the Goat!
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
May 14 2015 19:12 GMT
#99811
On May 15 2015 04:08 Cixah wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 15 2015 04:07 Requizen wrote:
On May 15 2015 04:04 Cixah wrote:
On May 15 2015 03:47 Requizen wrote:
Yo Cixah I'd love to come hang out in Austin with you but it'd be like a $700 trip and that's kinda rough given everything.


Its cool bro. Just lmk if you end up down here for something in the future.

I'm still kinda considering it though haha. But if you wanted to come hang out at the con you'd need a badge, which I'm not sure you wanna do.


How much? If you go let me know and I can do like a one day thing or whatever.

http://store.frontlinegaming.org/convention-badge:-wargames-con-2015/dp/11825

$20 and once you're inside its $2 beers.
It's your boy Guzma!
Cixah
Profile Joined July 2010
United States11285 Posts
May 14 2015 19:13 GMT
#99812
On May 15 2015 04:12 Requizen wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 15 2015 04:08 Cixah wrote:
On May 15 2015 04:07 Requizen wrote:
On May 15 2015 04:04 Cixah wrote:
On May 15 2015 03:47 Requizen wrote:
Yo Cixah I'd love to come hang out in Austin with you but it'd be like a $700 trip and that's kinda rough given everything.


Its cool bro. Just lmk if you end up down here for something in the future.

I'm still kinda considering it though haha. But if you wanted to come hang out at the con you'd need a badge, which I'm not sure you wanna do.


How much? If you go let me know and I can do like a one day thing or whatever.

http://store.frontlinegaming.org/convention-badge:-wargames-con-2015/dp/11825

$20 and once you're inside its $2 beers.


Wait we get to drink too? Wtf this is way better than magic.
Hug The Goat! Hug the Goat! Hug the Goat!
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
May 14 2015 19:16 GMT
#99813
On May 15 2015 04:13 Cixah wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 15 2015 04:12 Requizen wrote:
On May 15 2015 04:08 Cixah wrote:
On May 15 2015 04:07 Requizen wrote:
On May 15 2015 04:04 Cixah wrote:
On May 15 2015 03:47 Requizen wrote:
Yo Cixah I'd love to come hang out in Austin with you but it'd be like a $700 trip and that's kinda rough given everything.


Its cool bro. Just lmk if you end up down here for something in the future.

I'm still kinda considering it though haha. But if you wanted to come hang out at the con you'd need a badge, which I'm not sure you wanna do.


How much? If you go let me know and I can do like a one day thing or whatever.

http://store.frontlinegaming.org/convention-badge:-wargames-con-2015/dp/11825

$20 and once you're inside its $2 beers.


Wait we get to drink too? Wtf this is way better than magic.

Yeah man 40k events are like 70% alcohol. The for-fun event at Adepticon was hilariously drunk and using beer bottles as terrain.
It's your boy Guzma!
WaveofShadow
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada31495 Posts
May 14 2015 19:36 GMT
#99814
On May 15 2015 03:35 ComaDose wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 15 2015 03:33 Carnivorous Sheep wrote:
This is how you know TL has gone to shit - people don't even recognize the "How can you know whether you're attracted to a person or not" post anymore zz.

I never thought I would be the evidence i did ask who wrote that tho!

I don't get it
twitch.tv/waveofshadow ||| Winner of AHGL's So You Think You Can Cast! ||| Juicy Dad for lyfe ||| 'idk i get a kick out of stupid things' - Jarms Yarng
Eppa!
Profile Joined November 2010
Sweden4641 Posts
May 14 2015 19:49 GMT
#99815
On May 15 2015 04:12 Requizen wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 15 2015 04:08 Cixah wrote:
On May 15 2015 04:07 Requizen wrote:
On May 15 2015 04:04 Cixah wrote:
On May 15 2015 03:47 Requizen wrote:
Yo Cixah I'd love to come hang out in Austin with you but it'd be like a $700 trip and that's kinda rough given everything.


Its cool bro. Just lmk if you end up down here for something in the future.

I'm still kinda considering it though haha. But if you wanted to come hang out at the con you'd need a badge, which I'm not sure you wanna do.


How much? If you go let me know and I can do like a one day thing or whatever.

http://store.frontlinegaming.org/convention-badge:-wargames-con-2015/dp/11825

$20 and once you're inside its $2 beers.

Wow that is insanely cheap.
"Can't wait till Monday" Cixah+Waveofshadow. "Needs to be monday. Weekend please go by quickly." Gahlo
GhandiEAGLE
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States20754 Posts
May 14 2015 19:53 GMT
#99816
On May 15 2015 04:49 Eppa! wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 15 2015 04:12 Requizen wrote:
On May 15 2015 04:08 Cixah wrote:
On May 15 2015 04:07 Requizen wrote:
On May 15 2015 04:04 Cixah wrote:
On May 15 2015 03:47 Requizen wrote:
Yo Cixah I'd love to come hang out in Austin with you but it'd be like a $700 trip and that's kinda rough given everything.


Its cool bro. Just lmk if you end up down here for something in the future.

I'm still kinda considering it though haha. But if you wanted to come hang out at the con you'd need a badge, which I'm not sure you wanna do.


How much? If you go let me know and I can do like a one day thing or whatever.

http://store.frontlinegaming.org/convention-badge:-wargames-con-2015/dp/11825

$20 and once you're inside its $2 beers.

Wow that is insanely cheap.

I can't even get two burgers that cheap in some places.
Oh, my achin' hands, from rakin' in grands, and breakin' in mic stands
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
May 14 2015 19:55 GMT
#99817
On May 15 2015 04:49 Eppa! wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 15 2015 04:12 Requizen wrote:
On May 15 2015 04:08 Cixah wrote:
On May 15 2015 04:07 Requizen wrote:
On May 15 2015 04:04 Cixah wrote:
On May 15 2015 03:47 Requizen wrote:
Yo Cixah I'd love to come hang out in Austin with you but it'd be like a $700 trip and that's kinda rough given everything.


Its cool bro. Just lmk if you end up down here for something in the future.

I'm still kinda considering it though haha. But if you wanted to come hang out at the con you'd need a badge, which I'm not sure you wanna do.


How much? If you go let me know and I can do like a one day thing or whatever.

http://store.frontlinegaming.org/convention-badge:-wargames-con-2015/dp/11825

$20 and once you're inside its $2 beers.

Wow that is insanely cheap.

It's another $55 to participate in the championships, though.
It's your boy Guzma!
Cixah
Profile Joined July 2010
United States11285 Posts
May 14 2015 19:57 GMT
#99818
On May 15 2015 04:55 Requizen wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 15 2015 04:49 Eppa! wrote:
On May 15 2015 04:12 Requizen wrote:
On May 15 2015 04:08 Cixah wrote:
On May 15 2015 04:07 Requizen wrote:
On May 15 2015 04:04 Cixah wrote:
On May 15 2015 03:47 Requizen wrote:
Yo Cixah I'd love to come hang out in Austin with you but it'd be like a $700 trip and that's kinda rough given everything.


Its cool bro. Just lmk if you end up down here for something in the future.

I'm still kinda considering it though haha. But if you wanted to come hang out at the con you'd need a badge, which I'm not sure you wanna do.


How much? If you go let me know and I can do like a one day thing or whatever.

http://store.frontlinegaming.org/convention-badge:-wargames-con-2015/dp/11825

$20 and once you're inside its $2 beers.

Wow that is insanely cheap.

It's another $55 to participate in the championships, though.


I mean I'll just pay 20 and watch you play since I have no idea how that game works.
Hug The Goat! Hug the Goat! Hug the Goat!
ComaDose
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada10357 Posts
May 14 2015 20:11 GMT
#99819
On May 15 2015 04:36 WaveofShadow wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 15 2015 03:35 ComaDose wrote:
On May 15 2015 03:33 Carnivorous Sheep wrote:
This is how you know TL has gone to shit - people don't even recognize the "How can you know whether you're attracted to a person or not" post anymore zz.

I never thought I would be the evidence i did ask who wrote that tho!

I don't get it

you mean like you didn't recognize the post too? or don't get what I was saying. I was just saying im ashamed to be the reason cheep knows TL has gone to shit.
BW pros training sc2 is like kiss making a dub step album.
Gahlo
Profile Joined February 2010
United States35174 Posts
May 14 2015 20:19 GMT
#99820
I'm at the calm before the hype right now.
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