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Lord Tolkien
Profile Joined November 2012
United States12083 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-04-16 20:59:48
April 16 2015 20:59 GMT
#95901
On April 17 2015 05:52 MagnusWolf wrote:
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http://picardfacepalm.com/picard-facepalm-hotlink.jpg


Honestly, Patrick Stewart as voice actor is one of the reasons American Dad is a better series than Family Guy. I still giggle uncontrollably when he says shit like "your assertion was correct; I like big Asian butts and I cannot lie" in perfect deadpan.
"His father is pretty juicy tbh." ~WaveofShadow
Gahlo
Profile Joined February 2010
United States35173 Posts
April 16 2015 21:00 GMT
#95902
On April 17 2015 04:03 Parnage wrote:
From the sound of it my theory that they are smashing together the Anakin Solo saga with some sort of twist of the Thrawn era seems more and more likely. Abrams doesn't have an original bone in his body so he's going to pick and choose what he likes from the EU and then call it his own.

At least it'd be canon. =^)
sung_moon
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States10110 Posts
April 16 2015 21:05 GMT
#95903
One of my best friend's younger brother came out the closest today.

But he was forced to come out from when his super conservative almost hillbilly mother drove one hour away from their home to a random forest in Wisconsin, and somehow locked him i n the car until he told the truth.

I don't even know.
Forever Young
onlywonderboy
Profile Joined August 2012
United States23745 Posts
April 16 2015 21:06 GMT
#95904
On April 17 2015 06:05 sung_moon wrote:
One of my best friend's younger brother came out the closest today.

But he was forced to come out from when his super conservative almost hillbilly mother drove one hour away from their home to a random forest in Wisconsin, and somehow locked him i n the car until he told the truth.

I don't even know.

Fuck that.
RIP Ryan Davis / TL or Die / @onlywonderboy
Cixah
Profile Joined July 2010
United States11285 Posts
April 16 2015 21:08 GMT
#95905
On April 17 2015 06:05 sung_moon wrote:
One of my best friend's younger brother came out the closest today.

But he was forced to come out from when his super conservative almost hillbilly mother drove one hour away from their home to a random forest in Wisconsin, and somehow locked him i n the car until he told the truth.

I don't even know.


Da fuq

What a hoe.
Hug The Goat! Hug the Goat! Hug the Goat!
wei2coolman
Profile Joined November 2010
United States60033 Posts
April 16 2015 21:14 GMT
#95906
On April 17 2015 06:05 sung_moon wrote:
One of my best friend's younger brother came out the closest today.

But he was forced to come out from when his super conservative almost hillbilly mother drove one hour away from their home to a random forest in Wisconsin, and somehow locked him i n the car until he told the truth.

I don't even know.

wut...
liftlift > tsm
Lord Tolkien
Profile Joined November 2012
United States12083 Posts
April 16 2015 21:15 GMT
#95907
On April 17 2015 06:05 sung_moon wrote:
One of my best friend's younger brother came out the closest today.

But he was forced to come out from when his super conservative almost hillbilly mother drove one hour away from their home to a random forest in Wisconsin, and somehow locked him i n the car until he told the truth.

I don't even know.

sucks to be him :\

heard some shitty stories before, but wow
"His father is pretty juicy tbh." ~WaveofShadow
wei2coolman
Profile Joined November 2010
United States60033 Posts
April 16 2015 21:21 GMT
#95908
I mean, who does that? Forcing people to confess their homosexuality? I mean, it's like telling your kid, "TELL ME YOU'RE GAY SO I CAN HATE YOU! " I mean, even for bigots and homophobes, that seems extreme.
liftlift > tsm
Cixah
Profile Joined July 2010
United States11285 Posts
April 16 2015 21:30 GMT
#95909
On April 17 2015 06:21 wei2coolman wrote:
I mean, who does that? Forcing people to confess their homosexuality? I mean, it's like telling your kid, "TELL ME YOU'RE GAY SO I CAN HATE YOU! " I mean, even for bigots and homophobes, that seems extreme.


Tell me you're a witch!

I'm not a witch!

Drown the witch!
Hug The Goat! Hug the Goat! Hug the Goat!
Gahlo
Profile Joined February 2010
United States35173 Posts
April 16 2015 21:31 GMT
#95910
Uhm. How do you lock somebody IN a car?

Speaking of cars. My dad was bringing his care into the shop and I was meeting him there so he could take mine while his was getting worked on. So we get ready to leave the lot and MY car refuses to start. Well, at least I didn't have to pay for a tow.
Fildun
Profile Joined December 2012
Netherlands4123 Posts
April 16 2015 21:32 GMT
#95911
Why do all these people like tests so much.
Also, why does everybody want to tryhard for a 5 min presentation that counts for 10% of your grade for a course that's worth absolutely nothing. QQ I just wanna play games man.
wei2coolman
Profile Joined November 2010
United States60033 Posts
April 16 2015 21:35 GMT
#95912
On April 17 2015 06:31 Gahlo wrote:
Uhm. How do you lock somebody IN a car?

Speaking of cars. My dad was bringing his care into the shop and I was meeting him there so he could take mine while his was getting worked on. So we get ready to leave the lot and MY car refuses to start. Well, at least I didn't have to pay for a tow.

Child safety locks.
liftlift > tsm
Gahlo
Profile Joined February 2010
United States35173 Posts
April 16 2015 21:37 GMT
#95913
On April 17 2015 06:35 wei2coolman wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 17 2015 06:31 Gahlo wrote:
Uhm. How do you lock somebody IN a car?

Speaking of cars. My dad was bringing his care into the shop and I was meeting him there so he could take mine while his was getting worked on. So we get ready to leave the lot and MY car refuses to start. Well, at least I didn't have to pay for a tow.

Child safety locks.

Do they own a cab where you can't move to the front row or something? lol
wei2coolman
Profile Joined November 2010
United States60033 Posts
April 16 2015 21:52 GMT
#95914
On April 17 2015 06:37 Gahlo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 17 2015 06:35 wei2coolman wrote:
On April 17 2015 06:31 Gahlo wrote:
Uhm. How do you lock somebody IN a car?

Speaking of cars. My dad was bringing his care into the shop and I was meeting him there so he could take mine while his was getting worked on. So we get ready to leave the lot and MY car refuses to start. Well, at least I didn't have to pay for a tow.

Child safety locks.

Do they own a cab where you can't move to the front row or something? lol

I dunno, I figured she just drove him in the middle of fucking nowhere, and said "tell me your gay, or i'll just leave you here to die" sort of thing.
liftlift > tsm
ComaDose
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada10357 Posts
April 16 2015 21:56 GMT
#95915
yeah even if the door wasnt locked what was he supposed to do walk home? thats sad a cruel and i feel bad.
BW pros training sc2 is like kiss making a dub step album.
Marmy
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
Iran1697 Posts
April 16 2015 21:58 GMT
#95916
On April 17 2015 04:43 Cixah wrote:
Marmy . I challenge you to a bard icon fight

1. What?

On April 17 2015 05:25 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 17 2015 04:43 Cixah wrote:
Marmy . I challenge you to a bard icon fight

He'd beat you if it were on league. IRL you're like twice as large as him and you could probably snap him like a twig

Also DS9 suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks

2. Bitch I ain't no twig
sung_moon
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States10110 Posts
April 16 2015 22:08 GMT
#95917
Not sure of the exact details, but judging from the background of the area and their lives, this isn't the craziest shit that family has done.

Some place called Eagle River with a population of 1500 apparently. Dad is a crazy marine, who apparently was stationed in Japan, and would go into bars, flick his lighter twice, and laugh "Hiroshima, Nagasaki".

Mom is a super religions, conservative woman (obviously).
Forever Young
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
April 16 2015 22:13 GMT
#95918
On April 17 2015 07:08 sung_moon wrote:
Not sure of the exact details, but judging from the background of the area and their lives, this isn't the craziest shit that family has done.

Some place called Eagle River with a population of 1500 apparently. Dad is a crazy marine, who apparently was stationed in Japan, and would go into bars, flick his lighter twice, and laugh "Hiroshima, Nagasaki".

Mom is a super religions, conservative woman (obviously).


holy fuck deja vu

I swear I've read this post before
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Ketara
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States15065 Posts
April 16 2015 22:14 GMT
#95919
EEEEEEE STAR WARS
http://www.liquidlegends.net/forum/lol-general/502075-patch-61-league-of-legends-general-discussion?page=25#498
wei2coolman
Profile Joined November 2010
United States60033 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-04-16 22:31:23
April 16 2015 22:29 GMT
#95920
On April 17 2015 07:08 sung_moon wrote:
Not sure of the exact details, but judging from the background of the area and their lives, this isn't the craziest shit that family has done.

Some place called Eagle River with a population of 1500 apparently. Dad is a crazy marine, who apparently was stationed in Japan, and would go into bars, flick his lighter twice, and laugh "Hiroshima, Nagasaki".

Mom is a super religions, conservative woman (obviously).

So what happened to the younger brother?
On April 17 2015 06:56 ComaDose wrote:
yeah even if the door wasnt locked what was he supposed to do walk home? thats sad a cruel and i feel bad.

I mean, if the mother was super conservative, it was a lose lose situation though.

Don't say you're gay, and you have to walk home.
say you're gay, and your mom doesn't want to be in the same car as you, still have to walk home.
liftlift > tsm
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