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mordek
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States12704 Posts
April 15 2015 16:47 GMT
#95681
There's a contractor who's worked on my floor for probably a month now. He appears to be Eastern European/Russian which there's a decent chance at that since he works over by International Regulatory. The dude wears all black everyday. Wore a trench coat or w/e when it was cold. Plain black ball cap, everyday. It's amusing how stereotypical it is. Oh, shaved head with a tight goatee as well
It is vanity to love what passes quickly and not to look ahead where eternal joy abides. Tiberius77 | Mordek #1881 "I took a mint!"
Lost My Will To Live
Profile Joined October 2014
Botswana601 Posts
April 15 2015 16:51 GMT
#95682
Fuck taxes. Had to pay taxes in multiple states.

Lost my will to live filing them.
I am who you think I am
WaveofShadow
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada31494 Posts
April 15 2015 17:00 GMT
#95683
On April 16 2015 01:51 Lost My Will To Live wrote:
Fuck taxes. Had to pay taxes in multiple states.

Lost my will to live filing them.

How do you keep finding it again?
twitch.tv/waveofshadow ||| Winner of AHGL's So You Think You Can Cast! ||| Juicy Dad for lyfe ||| 'idk i get a kick out of stupid things' - Jarms Yarng
wei2coolman
Profile Joined November 2010
United States60033 Posts
April 15 2015 17:01 GMT
#95684
On April 16 2015 02:00 WaveofShadow wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 16 2015 01:51 Lost My Will To Live wrote:
Fuck taxes. Had to pay taxes in multiple states.

Lost my will to live filing them.

How do you keep finding it again?

He hasn't, just turned into toxic zombie spouting lomo.
liftlift > tsm
TheYango
Profile Joined September 2008
United States47024 Posts
April 15 2015 17:06 GMT
#95685
On April 16 2015 02:00 WaveofShadow wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 16 2015 01:51 Lost My Will To Live wrote:
Fuck taxes. Had to pay taxes in multiple states.

Lost my will to live filing them.

How do you keep finding it again?

Roffles is not an individual person. He's a collective entity of people who on separate occasions have individually lost their wills to live.

All of us are destined to be Roffles in the end.
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Sunaj
Profile Joined November 2009
Canada2041 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-04-15 17:16:18
April 15 2015 17:11 GMT
#95686
On April 15 2015 23:57 jcarlsoniv wrote:
lol, coworker telling me how her 9 year old son has been having nightmares cuz her husband let him download Five Nights at Freddy's


When I was 9 I played Resident Evil, and had a nightmare about it. I was overnighting at a friends place and one of the Cerberus had grabbed my foot in the dream, I walk up to a start to their dog licking my foot for reals. Thank god I didn't scream or anything, just jumped awake lol.

edit ALSO BEST NIGHT OF THE FUCKING YEAR, NHL FUCKING PLAY-OFFS START YEAH
Gahlo
Profile Joined February 2010
United States35154 Posts
April 15 2015 17:13 GMT
#95687
On April 16 2015 02:06 TheYango wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 16 2015 02:00 WaveofShadow wrote:
On April 16 2015 01:51 Lost My Will To Live wrote:
Fuck taxes. Had to pay taxes in multiple states.

Lost my will to live filing them.

How do you keep finding it again?

Roffles is not an individual person. He's a collective entity of people who on separate occasions have individually lost their wills to live.

All of us are destined to be Roffles in the end.

I guess that makes me a rehabilitated Roffles. lol
Doctorbeat
Profile Joined May 2011
Netherlands13241 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-04-15 17:25:44
April 15 2015 17:19 GMT
#95688
For those who like Jiro's documentary, a short video where René Redzepi interviews him

https://vimeo.com/124820375

What a god. Fucking 90 years old and still working hard.
- TEAM LIQUID - doctorbeat on LoL
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
April 15 2015 17:23 GMT
#95689
On April 16 2015 00:58 ComaDose wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 16 2015 00:42 JonGalt wrote:
On April 14 2015 07:01 Alaric wrote:
Keep in mind that since this subforum started, 2+ years have passed. Heck, it's prob 3 years by now, I started playing LoL near the end of s1.
If we just think about our memories here, well we were quite younger at the time too...

I have a very beautiful friend Numy, but I haven't seen her in over a month, been busy with moving and setting up in her new apartment. Doesn't help that the reason we saw her more before that was that she'd suggest going to the bar so she could see the 'tender, now that they got together then broke up she doesn't have a reason to go there anymore.
Well, on the plus side it means she's free! But you're a bit far, and she's not the talkative type at all. Interesting when she speaks but it's so damn hard to get her to, I don't even know that much about her hobbies.


did you offer to help her move!??

ps do people say tender instead of bartender?

I bet TJ Detweiler does


Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time.
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
WaveofShadow
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada31494 Posts
April 15 2015 17:28 GMT
#95690
On April 16 2015 02:11 Sunaj wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 15 2015 23:57 jcarlsoniv wrote:
lol, coworker telling me how her 9 year old son has been having nightmares cuz her husband let him download Five Nights at Freddy's


When I was 9 I played Resident Evil, and had a nightmare about it. I was overnighting at a friends place and one of the Cerberus had grabbed my foot in the dream, I walk up to a start to their dog licking my foot for reals. Thank god I didn't scream or anything, just jumped awake lol.

edit ALSO BEST NIGHT OF THE FUCKING YEAR, NHL FUCKING PLAY-OFFS START YEAH

How 'bout those Maple Leafs, eh?
twitch.tv/waveofshadow ||| Winner of AHGL's So You Think You Can Cast! ||| Juicy Dad for lyfe ||| 'idk i get a kick out of stupid things' - Jarms Yarng
AsmodeusXI
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States15536 Posts
April 15 2015 17:32 GMT
#95691
On April 16 2015 02:28 WaveofShadow wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 16 2015 02:11 Sunaj wrote:
On April 15 2015 23:57 jcarlsoniv wrote:
lol, coworker telling me how her 9 year old son has been having nightmares cuz her husband let him download Five Nights at Freddy's


When I was 9 I played Resident Evil, and had a nightmare about it. I was overnighting at a friends place and one of the Cerberus had grabbed my foot in the dream, I walk up to a start to their dog licking my foot for reals. Thank god I didn't scream or anything, just jumped awake lol.

edit ALSO BEST NIGHT OF THE FUCKING YEAR, NHL FUCKING PLAY-OFFS START YEAH

How 'bout those Maple Leafs, eh?


Easily the most Canadian thing you've ever said.
WriterTL > RL. BNet: Asmodeus#1187 - LoL: DJForeclosure - Steam: asmodeusxi | www.n3rddimension.com
Parnage
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States7414 Posts
April 15 2015 17:32 GMT
#95692
I will never not find the idea of a Florida based hockey team amusing.
-orb- Fan. Live the Nal_rA dream. || Yordles are cool.
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
April 15 2015 17:34 GMT
#95693
sigh

apparently work chick was dumped by work dude

sigh...
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
Alaric
Profile Joined November 2009
France45622 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-04-15 17:48:42
April 15 2015 17:36 GMT
#95694
Once management dumps her too you'll be free to accept her advances!
Cant take LMS hipsters serious.
Sunaj
Profile Joined November 2009
Canada2041 Posts
April 15 2015 17:42 GMT
#95695
On April 16 2015 02:28 WaveofShadow wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 16 2015 02:11 Sunaj wrote:
On April 15 2015 23:57 jcarlsoniv wrote:
lol, coworker telling me how her 9 year old son has been having nightmares cuz her husband let him download Five Nights at Freddy's


When I was 9 I played Resident Evil, and had a nightmare about it. I was overnighting at a friends place and one of the Cerberus had grabbed my foot in the dream, I walk up to a start to their dog licking my foot for reals. Thank god I didn't scream or anything, just jumped awake lol.

edit ALSO BEST NIGHT OF THE FUCKING YEAR, NHL FUCKING PLAY-OFFS START YEAH

How 'bout those Maple Leafs, eh?


Always fun to laugh to at, but I'm a Habs fan so I get to enjoy 4 play-off games before Ottawa sweeps us
Frudgey
Profile Joined September 2012
Canada3367 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-04-15 17:46:53
April 15 2015 17:44 GMT
#95696
On April 15 2015 23:02 WaveofShadow wrote:
I'm working out student loan shit right now, on top of the prospect of us getting a bigger place and me not working for most if not all of the rest of the year....
Outlook is scary.

At least there's tax return.

Just put "Donate" button on your posts just like how you do on your stream.

Knowing your luck someone will donate a hefty sum of money and then your problem should be solved.

Easy.

Did the Habs make the playoffs? I don't follow hockey but my dad is a huge Habs fan and I think he was saying something like that. I also know that we had a Montreal Canadians collar for my dog but then she chewed it up. I'm sure there is some sort of message in that.
It is better to die for The Emperor than live for yourself.
sung_moon
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States10110 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-04-15 17:46:13
April 15 2015 17:45 GMT
#95697
As a young kid, I was somehow, by myself watching "America's Most Wanted". I was spooked, but I didn't shit my pants until I heard about a guy on the loose in the Philadelphia area for a double murder.

Couldn't go to sleep for a week, thinking the guy was watching me right outside my window.
Forever Young
mordek
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States12704 Posts
April 15 2015 17:49 GMT
#95698
Alien documentary on Discovery was what did it for me as a kid.
It is vanity to love what passes quickly and not to look ahead where eternal joy abides. Tiberius77 | Mordek #1881 "I took a mint!"
wei2coolman
Profile Joined November 2010
United States60033 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-04-15 17:52:31
April 15 2015 17:52 GMT
#95699
On April 16 2015 02:45 sung_moon wrote:
As a young kid, I was somehow, by myself watching "America's Most Wanted". I was spooked, but I didn't shit my pants until I heard about a guy on the loose in the Philadelphia area for a double murder.

Couldn't go to sleep for a week, thinking the guy was watching me right outside my window.

My parents used to be super busy, would work 12 hour days for 365 days (small grocery store business). They would normally just let me and my brother watch whatever was on the TV at night. We ended up watching a lot of episodes of Cops and America's Most Wanted. My brother ended up getting in trouble for cussing in kindergarten cuz of the shows.

Thing that scarred me for childhood was It. Fuck that movie, and fuck clowns.
liftlift > tsm
Frudgey
Profile Joined September 2012
Canada3367 Posts
April 15 2015 17:53 GMT
#95700
On April 16 2015 02:49 mordek wrote:
Alien documentary on Discovery was what did it for me as a kid.

I think for me it was those The House of the Dead arcade cabinets when I was like four years old.

Those zombies really spooked me as a kid, but I couldn't help but watch as they were so interesting. It was really unsettling though as a small child.

I think playing Resident Evil 4 in grade 8 deserves honorable mention though.
It is better to die for The Emperor than live for yourself.
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