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jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
January 22 2015 20:31 GMT
#81461
On January 23 2015 05:27 Ketara wrote:
I just got the most amazing spam email ever.


Header: TEXT ME PLS

Body: Come soak me dry with that mouth of yours .


soak me dry...

I don't think that's how it works
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23342 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-01-22 20:34:07
January 22 2015 20:33 GMT
#81462
you have to be so unarousing with your mouth that it has a net drying effect
Lord Tolkien
Profile Joined November 2012
United States12084 Posts
January 22 2015 20:43 GMT
#81463
On January 23 2015 04:54 Requizen wrote:
Fuckin Games Workshop. New Necron codex comes out next week (finally), and I was like "Oh yeah, let me get a special edition because they're my favorites!"

Regular edition - $50
Cryptek edition - $165

One hundred and fifteen fucking dollars more? What, is it gold lined and cures cancer? No, it comes with 6 metal objective markers (basically coins), laminated loose leaf cards of the formations inside (in case you're too damn lazy to open up the book), and a slipcover. That's about it.

Do you really think people are going to spend an extra $115 for 6 coins and copies of pages from the book? Holy crap. You have to be out yo damn mind.

this is why i will never get into tabletop

so much fleecing
"His father is pretty juicy tbh." ~WaveofShadow
JonGalt
Profile Joined February 2013
Pootie too good!4331 Posts
January 22 2015 20:56 GMT
#81464
On January 23 2015 04:59 ComaDose wrote:
whoa... middle clicking a tab closes it. what a time to be alive.

I'm so sick. throat so sore, nose so runny, fever, tired, mustn't use sick days so early tho


This function works in a lot of programs with tabs. Ctrl + W also closes most tabs.

LiquidLegends StaffWho is Jon Galt?
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
January 22 2015 20:58 GMT
#81465
CTRL-Tab to flip through tabs is very useful as well.
It's your boy Guzma!
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
January 22 2015 20:59 GMT
#81466
On January 23 2015 05:58 Requizen wrote:
CTRL-Tab to flip through tabs is very useful as well.


O_O

this is a thing
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
Dandel Ion
Profile Joined November 2010
Austria17960 Posts
January 22 2015 21:01 GMT
#81467
it's like you people never used computers before
A backwards poet writes inverse.
JonGalt
Profile Joined February 2013
Pootie too good!4331 Posts
January 22 2015 21:03 GMT
#81468
On January 23 2015 05:33 Slayer91 wrote:
you have to be so unarousing with your mouth that it has a net drying effect


LiquidLegends StaffWho is Jon Galt?
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
January 22 2015 21:03 GMT
#81469
On January 23 2015 05:59 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 23 2015 05:58 Requizen wrote:
CTRL-Tab to flip through tabs is very useful as well.


O_O

this is a thing

If you wanna get real fancy, you can CTRL-Shift-Tab to go backwards
It's your boy Guzma!
Doctorbeat
Profile Joined May 2011
Netherlands13241 Posts
January 22 2015 21:03 GMT
#81470
Only Lazarus & Lost left on my Rebirth save.

God help me.
- TEAM LIQUID - doctorbeat on LoL
ComaDose
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada10357 Posts
January 22 2015 21:04 GMT
#81471
I am savvy with many shortcuts including the ctrl-tab which i use a lot but somehow the middle click close escaped me till now
BW pros training sc2 is like kiss making a dub step album.
wei2coolman
Profile Joined November 2010
United States60033 Posts
January 22 2015 21:06 GMT
#81472
On January 23 2015 06:03 JonGalt wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 23 2015 05:33 Slayer91 wrote:
you have to be so unarousing with your mouth that it has a net drying effect

*snip*

-Sexual themed / suggestive content / videos

dude... might wanna remove that vid.
liftlift > tsm
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
January 22 2015 21:07 GMT
#81473
On January 23 2015 06:06 wei2coolman wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 23 2015 06:03 JonGalt wrote:
On January 23 2015 05:33 Slayer91 wrote:
you have to be so unarousing with your mouth that it has a net drying effect

*snip*

Show nested quote +
-Sexual themed / suggestive content / videos

dude... might wanna remove that vid.


but...how dry do you want it

it's like a desert in my mouth
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23342 Posts
January 22 2015 21:26 GMT
#81474
who doesn't love a few slow chomps
Crusnik
Profile Joined December 2010
United States5378 Posts
January 22 2015 21:28 GMT
#81475
I just want to say, I love CIS dota. NiP vs Empire has 41 kills in 18 minutes. This game is amazingly bloodly and sloppy.
Steam: rook492
AsmodeusXI
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States15536 Posts
January 22 2015 21:29 GMT
#81476
On January 23 2015 06:07 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 23 2015 06:06 wei2coolman wrote:
On January 23 2015 06:03 JonGalt wrote:
On January 23 2015 05:33 Slayer91 wrote:
you have to be so unarousing with your mouth that it has a net drying effect

*snip*

-Sexual themed / suggestive content / videos

dude... might wanna remove that vid.


but...how dry do you want it

it's like a desert in my mouth


A friend of mine is her cousin. Needless to say, he was mildly surprised to see his friends watching that video and giggling.
WriterTL > RL. BNet: Asmodeus#1187 - LoL: DJForeclosure - Steam: asmodeusxi | www.n3rddimension.com
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
January 22 2015 21:32 GMT
#81477
The new Fall Out Boy album isn't bad at all.
It's your boy Guzma!
Numy
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
South Africa35471 Posts
January 22 2015 21:32 GMT
#81478
Nothing like the desert chomping on your dick. That's real pleasure right there.
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
January 22 2015 21:32 GMT
#81479
On January 23 2015 06:29 AsmodeusXI wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 23 2015 06:07 jcarlsoniv wrote:
On January 23 2015 06:06 wei2coolman wrote:
On January 23 2015 06:03 JonGalt wrote:
On January 23 2015 05:33 Slayer91 wrote:
you have to be so unarousing with your mouth that it has a net drying effect

*snip*

-Sexual themed / suggestive content / videos

dude... might wanna remove that vid.


but...how dry do you want it

it's like a desert in my mouth


A friend of mine is her cousin. Needless to say, he was mildly surprised to see his friends watching that video and giggling.


so uhh... is she single?

I hear she doesn't this thing with her hands...
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
phyvo
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States5635 Posts
January 22 2015 21:33 GMT
#81480
On January 23 2015 03:34 Numy wrote:
You don't "play" HS. You just do it while browsing ,watching some stream, finding new fap material etc.


If it's so boring that you have to actively distract yourself to have any motivation to do it then I would actually call that work, which is precisely why I quit HS the first time. I know Monte does a similar thing but I think both of you are crazy.
"BE A MANGO TO SLEEP LIKE A SNORING TIGER" - Monte
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