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Roffles *
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Pitcairn19291 Posts
April 28 2014 15:51 GMT
#35721
On April 29 2014 00:49 Nos- wrote:
what did I just read

God Bless
Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23335 Posts
April 28 2014 15:51 GMT
#35722
the one that shines light when you press a button and is perpetually out of batteries
Carnivorous Sheep
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Baa?21244 Posts
April 28 2014 15:54 GMT
#35723
Ok, so a flashlight. Fucking euros can't even speak English.
TranslatorBaa!
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
April 28 2014 15:57 GMT
#35724
On April 29 2014 00:21 AsmodeusXI wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 29 2014 00:15 Requizen wrote:
Good morning friends!

New office, new coworkers, is much excite very wow. I have a whole section of whiteboard wall (yay nifty paint) to keep track of my support issues rather than random .txt files and email drafts. And the office even has tea!

I think I'm all but sold on using my Stalker for the painting contest, though I'm still sorta thinking about picking up a Blood Angels Furioso Dread for the contest, or just as a starting point for my Lamenters + Tempestus army.


That whiteboard paint is pretty amusing at my office because no one knows where it ends. The amount of marked up wallspace is hilarious.

Haha yeah the non-whiteboard paint is also white but we put up a bar at the bottom so people won't write on the wall below. No promises about above, though.
It's your boy Guzma!
mordek
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States12705 Posts
April 28 2014 15:59 GMT
#35725
My imgur pop up from TL doesn't have the upload button D: And I still can't open spoilers. Something funny is going on. so much for the picture of feral flare to contribute to this discussion.

It is vanity to love what passes quickly and not to look ahead where eternal joy abides. Tiberius77 | Mordek #1881 "I took a mint!"
Carnivorous Sheep
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Baa?21244 Posts
April 28 2014 16:01 GMT
#35726
On April 29 2014 00:59 mordek wrote:
My imgur pop up from TL doesn't have the upload button D: And I still can't open spoilers. Something funny is going on. so much for the picture of feral flare to contribute to this discussion.



Do you have javascript disabled? No Script or similar add-on?
TranslatorBaa!
GhandiEAGLE
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States20754 Posts
April 28 2014 16:02 GMT
#35727
On April 29 2014 00:50 Kyrie wrote:
public service announcement flashlights are called torches by the inferior

except when they're actually torches, in which case wow very metal

I learned so much stuff about not american people yesterday
Coma is a wise mentor
Oh, my achin' hands, from rakin' in grands, and breakin' in mic stands
Alzadar
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada5009 Posts
April 28 2014 16:14 GMT
#35728
On April 29 2014 00:45 Roffles wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 29 2014 00:09 Alzadar wrote:
Last week of work, let's do this.

My duo queue partner called his mom a bitch and got kicked out of his house, so now I have nobody to play LoL with.

Instead I've been binging on Skyrim. Started a pacifist character, it's a fun challenge trying to beat quests without killing anyone. This is my problem though, I get about 15 hours in to a character and then I want to try a different archetype.

ROFL. What a dumbass.


Yeah he's a bit hilarious sometimes.

Highlights:
One time he swallowed a dime by accident, this was especially hilarious because he's allergic to nickel, and dimes are nickel plated. So he had like a full body rash for like a week. Lesson: don't chew on money

One time we were drinking in a pub and he fucking bit me. He bit my arm. Wtf. Lesson: you are not a vampire
I am the Town Medic.
GhandiEAGLE
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States20754 Posts
April 28 2014 16:16 GMT
#35729
Chew on money.

Right.
Oh, my achin' hands, from rakin' in grands, and breakin' in mic stands
Alzadar
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada5009 Posts
April 28 2014 16:18 GMT
#35730
On April 29 2014 01:16 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
Chew on money.

Right.


Gotta keep those fangs sharp I guess.
I am the Town Medic.
Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23335 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-04-28 16:18:40
April 28 2014 16:18 GMT
#35731
On April 29 2014 01:14 Alzadar wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 29 2014 00:45 Roffles wrote:
On April 29 2014 00:09 Alzadar wrote:
Last week of work, let's do this.

My duo queue partner called his mom a bitch and got kicked out of his house, so now I have nobody to play LoL with.

Instead I've been binging on Skyrim. Started a pacifist character, it's a fun challenge trying to beat quests without killing anyone. This is my problem though, I get about 15 hours in to a character and then I want to try a different archetype.

ROFL. What a dumbass.


Yeah he's a bit hilarious sometimes.

Highlights:
One time he swallowed a dime by accident, this was especially hilarious because he's allergic to nickel, and dimes are nickel plated. So he had like a full body rash for like a week. Lesson: don't chew on money

One time we were drinking in a pub and he fucking bit me. He bit my arm. Wtf. Lesson: you are not a vampire


LOL
good thing he didnt swallow a nickel
jsut my 2 cents
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
April 28 2014 16:18 GMT
#35732
On April 29 2014 00:54 Carnivorous Sheep wrote:
Ok, so a flashlight. Fucking euros can't even speak English.


For once, I think we Americans have it right. A torch is already something very distinct, and a flashlight is the modern version. It's cool that it's called a torch in eurocancerland, but we sorted out the confusion across the pond.
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23335 Posts
April 28 2014 16:20 GMT
#35733
yeah because you don't want to confuse the amish people
Ketara
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States15065 Posts
April 28 2014 16:21 GMT
#35734
http://www.liquidlegends.net/forum/lol-general/502075-patch-61-league-of-legends-general-discussion?page=25#498
Alzadar
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada5009 Posts
April 28 2014 16:33 GMT
#35735
Fucking hell I spilled rice all over my keyboard. What a pain.
I am the Town Medic.
Alaric
Profile Joined November 2009
France45622 Posts
April 28 2014 16:33 GMT
#35736
French call it flashight too (I mean, literally literally, "lampe-torche"), so yeah. It's because you got our backing, don't get too cocky.
Cant take LMS hipsters serious.
GhandiEAGLE
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States20754 Posts
April 28 2014 16:35 GMT
#35737
On April 29 2014 01:33 Alaric wrote:
French call it flashight too (I mean, literally literally, "lampe-torche"), so yeah. It's because you got our backing, don't get too cocky.

Don't you guys call your bathroom a water closet?
Oh, my achin' hands, from rakin' in grands, and breakin' in mic stands
Alzadar
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada5009 Posts
April 28 2014 16:37 GMT
#35738
On April 29 2014 01:33 Alaric wrote:
French call it flashight too (I mean, literally literally, "lampe-torche"), so yeah. It's because you got our backing, don't get too cocky.


Do you call it something different in France? Lampe de poche is the word here.
I am the Town Medic.
Zess
Profile Joined July 2012
Adun Toridas!9144 Posts
April 28 2014 16:38 GMT
#35739
On April 29 2014 01:33 Alaric wrote:
French call it flashight too (I mean, literally literally, "lampe-torche"), so yeah. It's because you got our backing, don't get too cocky.

Don't you guys call potatoes (a tuber) "apples of the earth" (a ... ground fruit?)

I don't think the French are a very reliable naming source here
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Scip
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Czech Republic11293 Posts
April 28 2014 16:42 GMT
#35740
LOL a guy calling his mum a dumbass and getting kicked out
not the first time this has happened in TLLOL
"It may be pleasurable for some of us to imagine being ravished" - Christopher Hitchens in a debate with feminists RIP 2011 Psalm 2:9 You shall break them with a rod of iron
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