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AsmodeusXI
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States15536 Posts
April 24 2014 13:04 GMT
#34901
On April 24 2014 21:22 WaveofShadow wrote:
Fuck this shit.
Went to get transmission lines replaced after my wife set up an appt yesterday on the phone, guy at front desk says 'Oh yeah we spoke to your mom yesterday.'

I'm almost 30 fucking years old.


The correct approach is to remind your wife of how well you're aging in comparison. Guaranteed not to make anyone angry.
WriterTL > RL. BNet: Asmodeus#1187 - LoL: DJForeclosure - Steam: asmodeusxi | www.n3rddimension.com
Zdrastochye
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Ivory Coast6262 Posts
April 24 2014 13:05 GMT
#34902
Wave I could coach you to 12 wins, but that'd eliminate the fun I get from watching you struggle.
Hey! How you doin'?
WaveofShadow
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada31495 Posts
April 24 2014 13:08 GMT
#34903
On April 24 2014 22:05 Zdrastochye wrote:
Wave I could coach you to 12 wins, but that'd eliminate the fun I get from watching you struggle.

You tried that.
I didn't get 12 wins
twitch.tv/waveofshadow ||| Winner of AHGL's So You Think You Can Cast! ||| Juicy Dad for lyfe ||| 'idk i get a kick out of stupid things' - Jarms Yarng
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
April 24 2014 13:19 GMT
#34904
Confirmed - 0 work getting done today.
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
Alaric
Profile Joined November 2009
France45622 Posts
April 24 2014 13:31 GMT
#34905
On April 24 2014 22:04 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 24 2014 21:47 Alaric wrote:
Yeah but you cast alongside Soniv who has an even more juvenile voice (he sounds like, what, 19?) so it's cheating. I find it amusing in retrospect because while casting you sounded the more poised of the pair, especially when action happened (both got excited by Soniv more so than you), despite being the play-by-play. I'm not criticising it, mind you; it's just expectations are that the play-by-play is the more excited/impressionnable of the pair while the colour commentator is the calmer guy who assesses situations.


Alaric pls, my voice is deep and sexy

Not black man sexy, but I actually don't mind my voice when I hear it on recording lol

Never said I didn't swoon upon hearing your voice.

(Never said I did either.)
Cant take LMS hipsters serious.
ComaDose
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada10357 Posts
April 24 2014 13:32 GMT
#34906
On April 24 2014 21:22 WaveofShadow wrote:
Fuck this shit.
Went to get transmission lines replaced after my wife set up an appt yesterday on the phone, guy at front desk says 'Oh yeah we spoke to your mom yesterday.'

I'm almost 30 fucking years old.

I took the bus this morning cause my car is getting a transmission line replaced! what a coincidence. can I ask how much he's charging you? I'm just getting the line from the radiator replaced. I went to someone different because i can't get to my guy in my hometown during the week and I don't wana get ripped off, hopefully spending less than ~150
BW pros training sc2 is like kiss making a dub step album.
WaveofShadow
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada31495 Posts
April 24 2014 13:44 GMT
#34907
lol I think it comes to around $400, and we shopped around too.
twitch.tv/waveofshadow ||| Winner of AHGL's So You Think You Can Cast! ||| Juicy Dad for lyfe ||| 'idk i get a kick out of stupid things' - Jarms Yarng
Shelke14
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada6655 Posts
April 24 2014 13:45 GMT
#34908
Can confirm for soniv having 13 yr old voice.
GhandiEAGLE
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States20754 Posts
April 24 2014 13:55 GMT
#34909
Likewise
Oh, my achin' hands, from rakin' in grands, and breakin' in mic stands
Lord Tolkien
Profile Joined November 2012
United States12084 Posts
April 24 2014 13:56 GMT
#34910
if i'm not completely pooped out today, i may decide to try my hand at streaming.

need something to pull my mind off copious amount of papers
"His father is pretty juicy tbh." ~WaveofShadow
Dandel Ion
Profile Joined November 2010
Austria17960 Posts
April 24 2014 14:04 GMT
#34911
Wave confirmed married with his mom.
A backwards poet writes inverse.
Lord Tolkien
Profile Joined November 2012
United States12084 Posts
April 24 2014 14:15 GMT
#34912
On April 24 2014 23:04 Dandel Ion wrote:
Wave confirmed married with his mom.

so oedipal wtf
"His father is pretty juicy tbh." ~WaveofShadow
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
April 24 2014 14:27 GMT
#34913
Good morning friends!

I really hope my friend takes this position because I'm banking on the referral bonus supplementing my miniature habit.
It's your boy Guzma!
ComaDose
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada10357 Posts
April 24 2014 14:32 GMT
#34914
On April 24 2014 22:44 WaveofShadow wrote:
lol I think it comes to around $400, and we shopped around too.

aww fuck i hope you are getting more replaced than me
BW pros training sc2 is like kiss making a dub step album.
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
April 24 2014 14:40 GMT
#34915
My boss brought in White Castles for breakfast. This man is trying to kill me but fuck yea free food.
It's your boy Guzma!
Ketara
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States15065 Posts
April 24 2014 14:41 GMT
#34916
I had Whitecastle once.

Never again.
http://www.liquidlegends.net/forum/lol-general/502075-patch-61-league-of-legends-general-discussion?page=25#498
Shelke14
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada6655 Posts
April 24 2014 14:42 GMT
#34917
So no sister for the job req?
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
April 24 2014 14:45 GMT
#34918
On April 24 2014 23:42 Shelke14 wrote:
So no sister for the job req?

She found a teaching job, which is much better for her. She was only considering applying because she couldn't find teaching positions and she hated the school she was at, so she wanted to find something while she considered her options.

She's a great teacher but the politics at this job have made her hate work, which is a pity.
It's your boy Guzma!
Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23461 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-04-24 14:53:43
April 24 2014 14:53 GMT
#34919
On April 24 2014 22:31 Alaric wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 24 2014 22:04 jcarlsoniv wrote:
On April 24 2014 21:47 Alaric wrote:
Yeah but you cast alongside Soniv who has an even more juvenile voice (he sounds like, what, 19?) so it's cheating. I find it amusing in retrospect because while casting you sounded the more poised of the pair, especially when action happened (both got excited by Soniv more so than you), despite being the play-by-play. I'm not criticising it, mind you; it's just expectations are that the play-by-play is the more excited/impressionnable of the pair while the colour commentator is the calmer guy who assesses situations.


Alaric pls, my voice is deep and sexy

Not black man sexy, but I actually don't mind my voice when I hear it on recording lol

Never said I didn't swoon upon hearing your voice.

(Never said I did either.)


finally somethings to add to the list of things alaric hasn't said yet
MAYBE
aka Teutonica
Alaric
Profile Joined November 2009
France45622 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-04-24 14:55:59
April 24 2014 14:55 GMT
#34920
Does that mean you map out every single one of my posts despite regularly issuing a TL;DR notice?
Cant take LMS hipsters serious.
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