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Dandel Ion
Profile Joined November 2010
Austria17960 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-04-23 23:34:12
April 23 2014 23:33 GMT
#34841
On April 24 2014 08:19 xes wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 24 2014 08:16 BlackPaladin wrote:
My bio class is doing an acid precipitation experiment where we take the height of out plants every week.
Only myself and 1 other guy actually measured our plants correctly.
Real example of the other people's measurements:

Week 3: 9.5cm
Week 4: 9.9cm
Week 5: 9.1cm
Wait wut

Week 1: 8cm
Week 2: 7.75cm
Week 3: 8.7cm
Week 4: 8cm
Week 5: 9.1cm
Week 6: 9.4cm
Week 7: 9cm

.....WAS THIS PLANT THRUSTING IN AND OUT OF THE SOIL!? God damn it, and I need to count on these people for my grade. =( Group projects suck cock.


8cm seems pretty small for a penis.

Maybe he's asian.


But dunno these numbers seem entirely possible to me, but more in the vein of "these were probably put under inconsistent or just plain bad conditions, mainly sunlight or water"

So the other people seem to me like they just don't know how the fuck to take care of plants, even though shit is so easy. Like you don't even have to take it for a walk or clean a poo poo potty.
A backwards poet writes inverse.
WaveofShadow
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada31495 Posts
April 23 2014 23:34 GMT
#34842
lol
No offense taken
I gotta look back and see where exactly I made my mistakes
twitch.tv/waveofshadow ||| Winner of AHGL's So You Think You Can Cast! ||| Juicy Dad for lyfe ||| 'idk i get a kick out of stupid things' - Jarms Yarng
BlackPaladin
Profile Joined May 2010
United States9316 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-04-23 23:38:06
April 23 2014 23:37 GMT
#34843
On April 24 2014 08:33 Dandel Ion wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 24 2014 08:19 xes wrote:
On April 24 2014 08:16 BlackPaladin wrote:
My bio class is doing an acid precipitation experiment where we take the height of out plants every week.
Only myself and 1 other guy actually measured our plants correctly.
Real example of the other people's measurements:

Week 3: 9.5cm
Week 4: 9.9cm
Week 5: 9.1cm
Wait wut

Week 1: 8cm
Week 2: 7.75cm
Week 3: 8.7cm
Week 4: 8cm
Week 5: 9.1cm
Week 6: 9.4cm
Week 7: 9cm

.....WAS THIS PLANT THRUSTING IN AND OUT OF THE SOIL!? God damn it, and I need to count on these people for my grade. =( Group projects suck cock.


8cm seems pretty small for a penis.

Maybe he's asian.


But dunno these numbers seem entirely possible to me, but more in the vein of "these were probably put under inconsistent or just plain bad conditions, mainly sunlight or water"

So the other people seem to me like they just don't know how the fuck to take care of plants, even though shit is so easy. Like you don't even have to take it for a walk or clean a poo poo potty.


They are pine tree saplings, so they don't droop like a non-bark plant might. The measurements are 100% human error. They just failed to use a ruler correctly and measure from the same spot each time. Which makes it even scarier because these people are studying to eventually go into the medical field. And they can't take a measurement at all. Imagine if they need to do dosages of medications....
"Your full potential does not matter if you do not use all 100% of it."
Dandel Ion
Profile Joined November 2010
Austria17960 Posts
April 23 2014 23:43 GMT
#34844
Tell them to make up more believable stats.

If they manage to bullshit them well enough that's a valuable skill for when they need to do paperwork in said medical field.
A backwards poet writes inverse.
Frudgey
Profile Joined September 2012
Canada3367 Posts
April 23 2014 23:56 GMT
#34845
BlackPaladin were those university students who couldn't make the measurements properly?

If so then I'd be concerned about our future haha.

Speaking of embarrassing, I've seen a 3rd year university student spell career as "carrier". It was truly something else.
It is better to die for The Emperor than live for yourself.
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
April 23 2014 23:58 GMT
#34846
On April 24 2014 08:56 Frudgey wrote:
BlackPaladin were those university students who couldn't make the measurements properly?

If so then I'd be concerned about our future haha.

Speaking of embarrassing, I've seen a 3rd year university student spell career as "carrier". It was truly something else.


I went to a sports school and one of my majors was business. You can't imagine what some of the football players wrote/said/did
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
red_
Profile Joined May 2010
United States8474 Posts
April 24 2014 00:00 GMT
#34847
On April 24 2014 08:58 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 24 2014 08:56 Frudgey wrote:
BlackPaladin were those university students who couldn't make the measurements properly?

If so then I'd be concerned about our future haha.

Speaking of embarrassing, I've seen a 3rd year university student spell career as "carrier". It was truly something else.


I went to a sports school and one of my majors was business. You can't imagine what some of the football players wrote/said/did


Not all of us are stupid... but it's sad that I have to state it that way =[.
How did the experience of working at Mr Burns' Nuclear Plant influence Homer's composition of the Iliad and Odyssey?
Frudgey
Profile Joined September 2012
Canada3367 Posts
April 24 2014 00:05 GMT
#34848
On April 24 2014 09:00 red_ wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 24 2014 08:58 jcarlsoniv wrote:
On April 24 2014 08:56 Frudgey wrote:
BlackPaladin were those university students who couldn't make the measurements properly?

If so then I'd be concerned about our future haha.

Speaking of embarrassing, I've seen a 3rd year university student spell career as "carrier". It was truly something else.


I went to a sports school and one of my majors was business. You can't imagine what some of the football players wrote/said/did


Not all of us are stupid... but it's sad that I have to state it that way =[.

Look at it this way:

For every "stupid" football player there is, there is an equally unfit nerd who lives in his parents basement and plays D&D in his underwear.

It's okay red_, the stereotypes are everywhere. We're in this together.
It is better to die for The Emperor than live for yourself.
Duvon
Profile Joined October 2011
Sweden2360 Posts
April 24 2014 00:06 GMT
#34849
On April 24 2014 09:05 Frudgey wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 24 2014 09:00 red_ wrote:
On April 24 2014 08:58 jcarlsoniv wrote:
On April 24 2014 08:56 Frudgey wrote:
BlackPaladin were those university students who couldn't make the measurements properly?

If so then I'd be concerned about our future haha.

Speaking of embarrassing, I've seen a 3rd year university student spell career as "carrier". It was truly something else.


I went to a sports school and one of my majors was business. You can't imagine what some of the football players wrote/said/did


Not all of us are stupid... but it's sad that I have to state it that way =[.

Look at it this way:

For every "stupid" football player there is, there is an equally unfit nerd who lives in his parents basement and plays D&D in his underwear.

It's okay red_, the stereotypes are everywhere. We're in this together.

<3
Nothing is impossible, only some things for some people.
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
April 24 2014 00:13 GMT
#34850
twitch.tv/jcarlsoniv

gonna try streaming smite
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
red_
Profile Joined May 2010
United States8474 Posts
April 24 2014 00:16 GMT
#34851
On April 24 2014 09:05 Frudgey wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 24 2014 09:00 red_ wrote:
On April 24 2014 08:58 jcarlsoniv wrote:
On April 24 2014 08:56 Frudgey wrote:
BlackPaladin were those university students who couldn't make the measurements properly?

If so then I'd be concerned about our future haha.

Speaking of embarrassing, I've seen a 3rd year university student spell career as "carrier". It was truly something else.


I went to a sports school and one of my majors was business. You can't imagine what some of the football players wrote/said/did


Not all of us are stupid... but it's sad that I have to state it that way =[.

Look at it this way:

For every "stupid" football player there is, there is an equally unfit nerd who lives in his parents basement and plays D&D in his underwear.

It's okay red_, the stereotypes are everywhere. We're in this together.


I've done my fair share of adhering to the stereotype, just outside of the classroom.
How did the experience of working at Mr Burns' Nuclear Plant influence Homer's composition of the Iliad and Odyssey?
Cixah
Profile Joined July 2010
United States11285 Posts
April 24 2014 00:26 GMT
#34852
On April 24 2014 07:53 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
OH JK CIXAH GET BODIED

HOW ABOUT THEM WALKOFFS THO


This made me sad
Hug The Goat! Hug the Goat! Hug the Goat!
mordek
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States12705 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-04-24 00:45:35
April 24 2014 00:36 GMT
#34853
I FINALLY DID IT!!

So much value in the pally deck. I crawled back from some bad board states in my last two. I put my faith in the light in my last game. Shaman is at 9, I have 4 on board plus truesilver, if I draw one of my two remaining hammers I win. And then the light shone down upon me and I saw a sword in my right and a gleaming hammer in my left and I smote the shaman and let loose a cry of victory.
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It is vanity to love what passes quickly and not to look ahead where eternal joy abides. Tiberius77 | Mordek #1881 "I took a mint!"
GhandiEAGLE
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States20754 Posts
April 24 2014 00:41 GMT
#34854
Get anything good from the packs?
Oh, my achin' hands, from rakin' in grands, and breakin' in mic stands
mordek
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States12705 Posts
April 24 2014 00:46 GMT
#34855
On April 24 2014 09:41 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
Get anything good from the packs?

4 Brawls.
It is vanity to love what passes quickly and not to look ahead where eternal joy abides. Tiberius77 | Mordek #1881 "I took a mint!"
GhandiEAGLE
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States20754 Posts
April 24 2014 00:47 GMT
#34856
On April 24 2014 09:46 mordek wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 24 2014 09:41 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
Get anything good from the packs?

4 Brawls.

*cries in a corner*
Oh, my achin' hands, from rakin' in grands, and breakin' in mic stands
BlackPaladin
Profile Joined May 2010
United States9316 Posts
April 24 2014 01:01 GMT
#34857
On April 24 2014 08:56 Frudgey wrote:
BlackPaladin were those university students who couldn't make the measurements properly?

If so then I'd be concerned about our future haha.

Speaking of embarrassing, I've seen a 3rd year university student spell career as "carrier". It was truly something else.


Yepppp.
The stupidity of some of them literally makes me cringe.
"Your full potential does not matter if you do not use all 100% of it."
Frudgey
Profile Joined September 2012
Canada3367 Posts
April 24 2014 01:32 GMT
#34858
On April 24 2014 09:46 mordek wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 24 2014 09:41 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
Get anything good from the packs?

4 Brawls.

Is that good or bad? I literally have 0 knowledge about Hearthstone so forgive me for asking.
It is better to die for The Emperor than live for yourself.
Cixah
Profile Joined July 2010
United States11285 Posts
April 24 2014 01:50 GMT
#34859
Streaming that Heroes of the Storm Alpha! Come watch me super high elo skills.

twitch.tv/cixah
Hug The Goat! Hug the Goat! Hug the Goat!
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
April 24 2014 01:53 GMT
#34860
I need to finish painting all my stuff but uh

+ Show Spoiler +
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I think I have a problem.
It's your boy Guzma!
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