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GhandiEAGLE
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States20754 Posts
March 27 2014 15:20 GMT
#30401
Roffles loves me?

I KNEW IT

I KNEW HE DIDNT JUST WANT ME FOR MY MONEY
Oh, my achin' hands, from rakin' in grands, and breakin' in mic stands
Alaric
Profile Joined November 2009
France45622 Posts
March 27 2014 15:20 GMT
#30402
Aren't you the one begging his parents for pocket money every week?
Cant take LMS hipsters serious.
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
March 27 2014 15:21 GMT
#30403
On March 28 2014 00:19 Alaric wrote:
"Celebrating more than 15 years of Smash", was the original that old? x_o I'm feeling my age more and more every day.


Melee release date was Dec 3, 2001. T__T
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
AsmodeusXI
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States15536 Posts
March 27 2014 15:25 GMT
#30404
On March 28 2014 00:21 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 28 2014 00:19 Alaric wrote:
"Celebrating more than 15 years of Smash", was the original that old? x_o I'm feeling my age more and more every day.


Melee release date was Dec 3, 2001. T__T


wowowowowowowow

2reel5me
WriterTL > RL. BNet: Asmodeus#1187 - LoL: DJForeclosure - Steam: asmodeusxi | www.n3rddimension.com
Carnivorous Sheep
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Baa?21245 Posts
March 27 2014 15:26 GMT
#30405
On March 28 2014 00:20 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
Roffles loves me?

I KNEW IT

I KNEW HE DIDNT JUST WANT ME FOR MY MONEY


Shut up Jeff.
TranslatorBaa!
GhandiEAGLE
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States20754 Posts
March 27 2014 15:31 GMT
#30406
On March 28 2014 00:26 Carnivorous Sheep wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 28 2014 00:20 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
Roffles loves me?

I KNEW IT

I KNEW HE DIDNT JUST WANT ME FOR MY MONEY


Shut up Jeff.

I take your hatred and turn it into positive energy

...dick
Oh, my achin' hands, from rakin' in grands, and breakin' in mic stands
AsmodeusXI
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States15536 Posts
March 27 2014 15:34 GMT
#30407
On March 28 2014 00:31 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 28 2014 00:26 Carnivorous Sheep wrote:
On March 28 2014 00:20 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
Roffles loves me?

I KNEW IT

I KNEW HE DIDNT JUST WANT ME FOR MY MONEY


Shut up Jeff.

I take your hatred and turn it into positive energy

...dick


Be careful with that.

+ Show Spoiler +
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WriterTL > RL. BNet: Asmodeus#1187 - LoL: DJForeclosure - Steam: asmodeusxi | www.n3rddimension.com
Shelke14
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada6655 Posts
March 27 2014 15:35 GMT
#30408
By that notion Jeff has about two more months to live with how fucking long it took to build that up.

#vintageDBZ
Alzadar
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada5009 Posts
March 27 2014 15:38 GMT
#30409
On March 28 2014 00:21 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 28 2014 00:19 Alaric wrote:
"Celebrating more than 15 years of Smash", was the original that old? x_o I'm feeling my age more and more every day.


Melee release date was Dec 3, 2001. T__T


Perhaps more interesting is that the original Smash Bros. was released in 1999. I think of there being a big gap between them but two years isn't much.
I am the Town Medic.
GhandiEAGLE
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States20754 Posts
March 27 2014 15:40 GMT
#30410
On March 28 2014 00:35 Shelke14 wrote:
By that notion Jeff has about two more months to live with how fucking long it took to build that up.

#vintageDBZ

Woahwoahwoahwoahwoah

When they were on the job, the good guys never called Batman "Bruce"

Only the villains did that

Like Roffles
Or Cheep
Oh, my achin' hands, from rakin' in grands, and breakin' in mic stands
Alzadar
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada5009 Posts
March 27 2014 15:41 GMT
#30411
On March 28 2014 00:40 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 28 2014 00:35 Shelke14 wrote:
By that notion Jeff has about two more months to live with how fucking long it took to build that up.

#vintageDBZ

Woahwoahwoahwoahwoah

When they were on the job, the good guys never called Batman "Bruce"

Only the villains did that

Like Roffles
Or Cheep


I'm pretty sure that Superman, Wonder Woman, etc all call him Bruce.
I am the Town Medic.
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-03-27 15:47:28
March 27 2014 15:44 GMT
#30412
there's no distinctcount() function in excel

are you fucking kidding me

#hulksmash

edit: so I've realized in the last few days that I've got a lot of random, pent up anger, and without sports, I don't actually have a physical outlet anymore T_T
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
AsmodeusXI
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States15536 Posts
March 27 2014 15:48 GMT
#30413
On March 28 2014 00:44 jcarlsoniv wrote:
there's no distinctcount() function in excel

are you fucking kidding me

#hulksmash

edit: so I've realized in the last few days that I've got a lot of random, pent up anger, and without sports, I don't actually have a physical outlet anymore T_T


I feel you bro. I could probably power a flux capacitor on hidden resentment alone.
WriterTL > RL. BNet: Asmodeus#1187 - LoL: DJForeclosure - Steam: asmodeusxi | www.n3rddimension.com
Alzadar
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada5009 Posts
March 27 2014 15:49 GMT
#30414
On March 28 2014 00:44 jcarlsoniv wrote:
there's no distinctcount() function in excel

are you fucking kidding me

#hulksmash

edit: so I've realized in the last few days that I've got a lot of random, pent up anger, and without sports, I don't actually have a physical outlet anymore T_T


DCOUNT() ?
I am the Town Medic.
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
March 27 2014 15:52 GMT
#30415
On March 28 2014 00:44 jcarlsoniv wrote:
there's no distinctcount() function in excel

are you fucking kidding me

#hulksmash

edit: so I've realized in the last few days that I've got a lot of random, pent up anger, and without sports, I don't actually have a physical outlet anymore T_T

Gotta find something physical to do to release dat pent up anger. Cardio worked for me, but there's plenty of other things. People are wired to be physically happy when they exercise, even a nice walk helps.
It's your boy Guzma!
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-03-27 16:00:34
March 27 2014 16:00 GMT
#30416
On March 28 2014 00:49 Alzadar wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 28 2014 00:44 jcarlsoniv wrote:
there's no distinctcount() function in excel

are you fucking kidding me

#hulksmash

edit: so I've realized in the last few days that I've got a lot of random, pent up anger, and without sports, I don't actually have a physical outlet anymore T_T


DCOUNT() ?


DCOUNT(database,field,criteria)

Counts the cells containing the numbers in the field (column) of records in the database that match the conditions you specifiy.


On March 28 2014 00:52 Requizen wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 28 2014 00:44 jcarlsoniv wrote:
there's no distinctcount() function in excel

are you fucking kidding me

#hulksmash

edit: so I've realized in the last few days that I've got a lot of random, pent up anger, and without sports, I don't actually have a physical outlet anymore T_T

Gotta find something physical to do to release dat pent up anger. Cardio worked for me, but there's plenty of other things. People are wired to be physically happy when they exercise, even a nice walk helps.


I just really wanna punch things lol

or shoot things - that's why I wanna learn archery
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
Carnivorous Sheep
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Baa?21245 Posts
March 27 2014 16:02 GMT
#30417
On March 28 2014 00:44 jcarlsoniv wrote:
there's no distinctcount() function in excel


There are a few workarounds, with varying levels of convolution, but they do work. Just Google "count distinct excel" or something and you can probably find one that fits what you want.
TranslatorBaa!
wei2coolman
Profile Joined November 2010
United States60033 Posts
March 27 2014 16:03 GMT
#30418
On March 28 2014 01:00 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 28 2014 00:49 Alzadar wrote:
On March 28 2014 00:44 jcarlsoniv wrote:
there's no distinctcount() function in excel

are you fucking kidding me

#hulksmash

edit: so I've realized in the last few days that I've got a lot of random, pent up anger, and without sports, I don't actually have a physical outlet anymore T_T


DCOUNT() ?


Show nested quote +
DCOUNT(database,field,criteria)

Counts the cells containing the numbers in the field (column) of records in the database that match the conditions you specifiy.


Show nested quote +
On March 28 2014 00:52 Requizen wrote:
On March 28 2014 00:44 jcarlsoniv wrote:
there's no distinctcount() function in excel

are you fucking kidding me

#hulksmash

edit: so I've realized in the last few days that I've got a lot of random, pent up anger, and without sports, I don't actually have a physical outlet anymore T_T

Gotta find something physical to do to release dat pent up anger. Cardio worked for me, but there's plenty of other things. People are wired to be physically happy when they exercise, even a nice walk helps.


I just really wanna punch things lol

or shoot things - that's why I wanna learn archery

Do some martial arts or something.
liftlift > tsm
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
March 27 2014 16:04 GMT
#30419
I did boxing for a while, not anything serious like a gym, but my friend who's been boxing for a long time taught me the basics and did some sparring with me. I'd highly recommend it. It might not be as flashy as other martial arts, but it's strength and stamina building, and there's just something viscerally satisfying about throwing punches.

Speaking of shooting, I've been thinking of getting my FOID at some point. I don't have much of an opinion on gun laws or whatever, but I think it'll be an interesting experience if nothing else.
It's your boy Guzma!
Alaric
Profile Joined November 2009
France45622 Posts
March 27 2014 16:09 GMT
#30420
On March 28 2014 00:44 jcarlsoniv wrote:
there's no distinctcount() function in excel

are you fucking kidding me

#hulksmash

edit: so I've realized in the last few days that I've got a lot of random, pent up anger, and without sports, I don't actually have a physical outlet anymore T_T

You got a cat.
Cant take LMS hipsters serious.
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