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jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
February 03 2014 20:26 GMT
#21961
Got an email from Amazon.com "We have great gift ideas for you for Valentine's Day"

Well fuck you too amazon
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
ComaDose
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada10357 Posts
February 03 2014 20:28 GMT
#21962
maybe amazon was just trying to ask you out
BW pros training sc2 is like kiss making a dub step album.
Nos-
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Canada12016 Posts
February 03 2014 20:28 GMT
#21963
On February 04 2014 05:28 ComaDose wrote:
maybe amazon was just trying to ask you out

That optimism
Bronze player stuck in platinum
Cixah
Profile Joined July 2010
United States11285 Posts
February 03 2014 20:29 GMT
#21964
I would Date Amazon, It would always know what to get me.
Hug The Goat! Hug the Goat! Hug the Goat!
Alaric
Profile Joined November 2009
France45622 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-02-03 20:31:01
February 03 2014 20:30 GMT
#21965
But what would you get it? And get it shipped without it knowing?

On February 04 2014 05:28 Nos- wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 04 2014 05:28 ComaDose wrote:
maybe amazon was just trying to ask you out

That optimism

Needs positivity to help the thread get back up.
Cant take LMS hipsters serious.
WaveofShadow
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada31495 Posts
February 03 2014 20:30 GMT
#21966
On February 04 2014 05:26 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Got an email from Amazon.com "We have great gift ideas for you for Valentine's Day"

Well fuck you too amazon

Sorry dood, but I laughed
twitch.tv/waveofshadow ||| Winner of AHGL's So You Think You Can Cast! ||| Juicy Dad for lyfe ||| 'idk i get a kick out of stupid things' - Jarms Yarng
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
February 03 2014 20:31 GMT
#21967
On February 04 2014 05:30 WaveofShadow wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 04 2014 05:26 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Got an email from Amazon.com "We have great gift ideas for you for Valentine's Day"

Well fuck you too amazon

Sorry dood, but I laughed


Haha, I mean, so did I. I've had a week to get over feeling like a tool for dumping her - it was just like a "HEY REMEMBER THIS???"
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
mordek
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States12705 Posts
February 03 2014 20:34 GMT
#21968
It would be kinda creepy if it sent you some ideas for post-break up Valentine's Day though right?
It is vanity to love what passes quickly and not to look ahead where eternal joy abides. Tiberius77 | Mordek #1881 "I took a mint!"
WaveofShadow
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada31495 Posts
February 03 2014 20:34 GMT
#21969
On February 04 2014 05:31 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 04 2014 05:30 WaveofShadow wrote:
On February 04 2014 05:26 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Got an email from Amazon.com "We have great gift ideas for you for Valentine's Day"

Well fuck you too amazon

Sorry dood, but I laughed


Haha, I mean, so did I. I've had a week to get over feeling like a tool for dumping her - it was just like a "HEY REMEMBER THIS???"

Wait you dumped her? It sounded like it was mutual or mebbe the reverse. Whats heppened?

Also Req whats heppened with you?

Also where Monte I want to hear about what married life is like for him.

All of a sudden, TLLOLOTGDT dating/relationship thread.
+ Show Spoiler +
Or me being out of the loop/a creeper
twitch.tv/waveofshadow ||| Winner of AHGL's So You Think You Can Cast! ||| Juicy Dad for lyfe ||| 'idk i get a kick out of stupid things' - Jarms Yarng
Nos-
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Canada12016 Posts
February 03 2014 20:34 GMT
#21970
I forgot valentine's day was coming up until soniv's post
Bronze player stuck in platinum
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
February 03 2014 20:36 GMT
#21971
On February 04 2014 05:34 WaveofShadow wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 04 2014 05:31 jcarlsoniv wrote:
On February 04 2014 05:30 WaveofShadow wrote:
On February 04 2014 05:26 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Got an email from Amazon.com "We have great gift ideas for you for Valentine's Day"

Well fuck you too amazon

Sorry dood, but I laughed


Haha, I mean, so did I. I've had a week to get over feeling like a tool for dumping her - it was just like a "HEY REMEMBER THIS???"

Wait you dumped her? It sounded like it was mutual or mebbe the reverse. Whats heppened?

Also Req whats heppened with you?

Also where Monte I want to hear about what married life is like for him.

All of a sudden, TLLOLOTGDT dating/relationship thread.
+ Show Spoiler +
Or me being out of the loop/a creeper


I've already spoken more about it than I intended to.

AFAIK, Req is still happily in waifu

Monte has been playing a lot of Civ5, so at the very least, married life isn't hurting his computer time.

Yes you're creepy, but you're creepy cuz you care =P

On February 04 2014 05:34 Nos- wrote:
I forgot valentine's day was coming up until soniv's post


You can thank me later
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
Dandel Ion
Profile Joined November 2010
Austria17960 Posts
February 03 2014 20:36 GMT
#21972
I'll brag about bopping yango for about a month I think
A backwards poet writes inverse.
wei2coolman
Profile Joined November 2010
United States60033 Posts
February 03 2014 20:36 GMT
#21973
On February 04 2014 05:31 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 04 2014 05:30 WaveofShadow wrote:
On February 04 2014 05:26 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Got an email from Amazon.com "We have great gift ideas for you for Valentine's Day"

Well fuck you too amazon

Sorry dood, but I laughed


Haha, I mean, so did I. I've had a week to get over feeling like a tool for dumping her - it was just like a "HEY REMEMBER THIS???"

Just convince yourself that you're saving money.
liftlift > tsm
WaveofShadow
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada31495 Posts
February 03 2014 20:40 GMT
#21974
On February 04 2014 05:36 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 04 2014 05:34 WaveofShadow wrote:
On February 04 2014 05:31 jcarlsoniv wrote:
On February 04 2014 05:30 WaveofShadow wrote:
On February 04 2014 05:26 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Got an email from Amazon.com "We have great gift ideas for you for Valentine's Day"

Well fuck you too amazon

Sorry dood, but I laughed


Haha, I mean, so did I. I've had a week to get over feeling like a tool for dumping her - it was just like a "HEY REMEMBER THIS???"

Wait you dumped her? It sounded like it was mutual or mebbe the reverse. Whats heppened?

Also Req whats heppened with you?

Also where Monte I want to hear about what married life is like for him.

All of a sudden, TLLOLOTGDT dating/relationship thread.
+ Show Spoiler +
Or me being out of the loop/a creeper


I've already spoken more about it than I intended to.

AFAIK, Req is still happily in waifu

Monte has been playing a lot of Civ5, so at the very least, married life isn't hurting his computer time.

Yes you're creepy, but you're creepy cuz you care =P

Show nested quote +
On February 04 2014 05:34 Nos- wrote:
I forgot valentine's day was coming up until soniv's post


You can thank me later

Deal.

My valentines' day consists of going to class all day, then packing up for bachelor party weekend where i abandon my wife and child for a while. So romantic


But seriously fuck Valentines' Day. Its existence in Western society is nothing more than a marketing holiday and an excuse for people to spend even more money on useless shit. The most memorable valentines' day I ever had with my wife when we were dating was when we went to a restaurant that had a set V-Day menu, neither of us liked any of the three choices they had, so we bailed and got heart-shaped pizza instead.
twitch.tv/waveofshadow ||| Winner of AHGL's So You Think You Can Cast! ||| Juicy Dad for lyfe ||| 'idk i get a kick out of stupid things' - Jarms Yarng
Nos-
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Canada12016 Posts
February 03 2014 20:42 GMT
#21975
On February 04 2014 05:36 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 04 2014 05:34 WaveofShadow wrote:
On February 04 2014 05:31 jcarlsoniv wrote:
On February 04 2014 05:30 WaveofShadow wrote:
On February 04 2014 05:26 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Got an email from Amazon.com "We have great gift ideas for you for Valentine's Day"

Well fuck you too amazon

Sorry dood, but I laughed


Haha, I mean, so did I. I've had a week to get over feeling like a tool for dumping her - it was just like a "HEY REMEMBER THIS???"

Wait you dumped her? It sounded like it was mutual or mebbe the reverse. Whats heppened?

Also Req whats heppened with you?

Also where Monte I want to hear about what married life is like for him.

All of a sudden, TLLOLOTGDT dating/relationship thread.
+ Show Spoiler +
Or me being out of the loop/a creeper


I've already spoken more about it than I intended to.

AFAIK, Req is still happily in waifu

Monte has been playing a lot of Civ5, so at the very least, married life isn't hurting his computer time.

Yes you're creepy, but you're creepy cuz you care =P

Show nested quote +
On February 04 2014 05:34 Nos- wrote:
I forgot valentine's day was coming up until soniv's post


You can thank me later

Don't worry I got it all planned out

+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]
Bronze player stuck in platinum
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
February 03 2014 20:43 GMT
#21976
Ron is moving up in the world.
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
mordek
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States12705 Posts
February 03 2014 20:43 GMT
#21977
I just remembered we're visiting friends that weekend. Planning avoided! I'll probably do something that week though I guess
It is vanity to love what passes quickly and not to look ahead where eternal joy abides. Tiberius77 | Mordek #1881 "I took a mint!"
BlackPaladin
Profile Joined May 2010
United States9316 Posts
February 03 2014 20:48 GMT
#21978
On February 04 2014 04:11 Alaric wrote:
0K fuck this shit.
Paladin coin+amani.
I play Raptor.
He plays argent protector and kills the raptor.
I only have 2x arcane missiles to play. I hit Amani once then protector twice. The second one hits amani once then the paladin twice.

GG RNG for the win.
Oh, he also played harvest golem on turns 3 and 4, truesilver on turn 5.
This game is such bullshit when it comes to arena, luck of the draw, and rng targeting...


So your hand was 2 arcane missles, raptor, and what else?
"Your full potential does not matter if you do not use all 100% of it."
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
February 03 2014 20:49 GMT
#21979
On February 04 2014 05:36 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 04 2014 05:34 WaveofShadow wrote:
On February 04 2014 05:31 jcarlsoniv wrote:
On February 04 2014 05:30 WaveofShadow wrote:
On February 04 2014 05:26 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Got an email from Amazon.com "We have great gift ideas for you for Valentine's Day"

Well fuck you too amazon

Sorry dood, but I laughed


Haha, I mean, so did I. I've had a week to get over feeling like a tool for dumping her - it was just like a "HEY REMEMBER THIS???"

Wait you dumped her? It sounded like it was mutual or mebbe the reverse. Whats heppened?

Also Req whats heppened with you?

Also where Monte I want to hear about what married life is like for him.

All of a sudden, TLLOLOTGDT dating/relationship thread.
+ Show Spoiler +
Or me being out of the loop/a creeper


I've already spoken more about it than I intended to.

AFAIK, Req is still happily in waifu

Monte has been playing a lot of Civ5, so at the very least, married life isn't hurting his computer time.

Yes you're creepy, but you're creepy cuz you care =P

Show nested quote +
On February 04 2014 05:34 Nos- wrote:
I forgot valentine's day was coming up until soniv's post


You can thank me later

I don't mean to brag, but I... I like her more than you guys.

I'm sorry, it's not you guys, it's... well ok yeah it's you guys.
It's your boy Guzma!
Gahlo
Profile Joined February 2010
United States35172 Posts
February 03 2014 20:49 GMT
#21980
On February 04 2014 05:34 Nos- wrote:
I forgot valentine's day was coming up until soniv's post

I remember when the TV tells me that I need to give a chick long dead corpses that got squeezed harder than a homophobes butthole at a gay pride parade to a) prove that I love her, because nothing else does and b) get in her pants.
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