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Shelke14
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada6655 Posts
January 30 2014 20:51 GMT
#21341
On January 31 2014 05:48 Duvon wrote:
If I had the time, I'd most def be an orc grunt, slowpoke but does things quite ok when he gets around to them. I also want to be gay.



You must be an Isaac. Classic Isaac
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
January 30 2014 20:52 GMT
#21342
On January 31 2014 05:50 mordek wrote:
I'm not thaaat familiar with how you DM stuff but isn't there like a strength check for that kind of thing?

Yeah, I had him do that.

Nat 20 STR. Rolled a 15 for like a 30 Sleight of Hand. Suddenly sarcophagus gone, hidden tunnel no longer hidden, and no one knew why.

FUCKING KENDER.
It's your boy Guzma!
mordek
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States12705 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-01-30 20:56:25
January 30 2014 20:55 GMT
#21343
Why was it only 30 I guess is my question. Regardless, fun to think about.
DC 80 Make an adjacent, willing creature or object of the character’s size or smaller “disappear” while in plain view. In fact, the willing creature or object is displaced up to 10 feet away—make a separate Sleight of Hand check to determine how well the “disappeared” creature or object is hidden.

Again, I have no official DM experience XD
It is vanity to love what passes quickly and not to look ahead where eternal joy abides. Tiberius77 | Mordek #1881 "I took a mint!"
Gahlo
Profile Joined February 2010
United States35163 Posts
January 30 2014 20:56 GMT
#21344
Halfling bard that focuses on debuffs due to intentionally poor play. Here's a snippet of the combat:

*plays a couple notes, then stop* No, wait, I got it this time..
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
January 30 2014 20:58 GMT
#21345
On January 31 2014 05:55 mordek wrote:
Why was it only 30 I guess is my question. Regardless, fun to think about.
Show nested quote +
DC 80 Make an adjacent, willing creature or object of the character’s size or smaller “disappear” while in plain view. In fact, the willing creature or object is displaced up to 10 feet away—make a separate Sleight of Hand check to determine how well the “disappeared” creature or object is hidden.

Again, I have no official DM experience XD

It didn't disappeared, he basically opened Portable Hole, massive STR swipe, close Hole, everyone turns around confused.
It's your boy Guzma!
mordek
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States12705 Posts
January 30 2014 21:07 GMT
#21346
On January 31 2014 05:58 Requizen wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 31 2014 05:55 mordek wrote:
Why was it only 30 I guess is my question. Regardless, fun to think about.
DC 80 Make an adjacent, willing creature or object of the character’s size or smaller “disappear” while in plain view. In fact, the willing creature or object is displaced up to 10 feet away—make a separate Sleight of Hand check to determine how well the “disappeared” creature or object is hidden.

Again, I have no official DM experience XD

It didn't disappeared, he basically opened Portable Hole, massive STR swipe, close Hole, everyone turns around confused.

That sounds a lot less magical.
It is vanity to love what passes quickly and not to look ahead where eternal joy abides. Tiberius77 | Mordek #1881 "I took a mint!"
GhandiEAGLE
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States20754 Posts
January 30 2014 21:09 GMT
#21347
I will be the deeply incompetent Dragonborn wizard. Yes I know that's redundant.
Oh, my achin' hands, from rakin' in grands, and breakin' in mic stands
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
January 30 2014 21:16 GMT
#21348
On January 31 2014 06:07 mordek wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 31 2014 05:58 Requizen wrote:
On January 31 2014 05:55 mordek wrote:
Why was it only 30 I guess is my question. Regardless, fun to think about.
DC 80 Make an adjacent, willing creature or object of the character’s size or smaller “disappear” while in plain view. In fact, the willing creature or object is displaced up to 10 feet away—make a separate Sleight of Hand check to determine how well the “disappeared” creature or object is hidden.

Again, I have no official DM experience XD

It didn't disappeared, he basically opened Portable Hole, massive STR swipe, close Hole, everyone turns around confused.

That sounds a lot less magical.

It sounds like fucking Kender bullshit.

He went back in time and stole his own shoe. I could not make this shit up if I tried.
It's your boy Guzma!
ComaDose
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada10357 Posts
January 30 2014 21:18 GMT
#21349
the aging senile wizard who enjoys a good drink with 6ah and gets a little sloppy with his fireballs later in the evening.

or the monk kicked out of his monastery for drinking with 6ah too much. flurry of shots.
BW pros training sc2 is like kiss making a dub step album.
ComaDose
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada10357 Posts
January 30 2014 21:27 GMT
#21350
On January 30 2014 06:36 Lord Tolkien wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 30 2014 06:27 ComaDose wrote:
On January 30 2014 05:56 Lord Tolkien wrote:
On January 30 2014 05:55 ComaDose wrote:
On January 30 2014 05:26 JonGalt wrote:
I'm more of a consensual sex guy. but to each his own. it's 2014 - no judgement.

I'm going to go ahead and keep judging rapists.

This reminds me of baby eating aliens.

Which is also a fantastic read imo.

great i started reading this... too long to link before 5pm

Wait till you get to the legalization of rape section.

just finished this. the legalization of rape was kinda just tossed on and not justified so i brushed it off without being offended but the story was really good for observing morality differently.
BW pros training sc2 is like kiss making a dub step album.
GhandiEAGLE
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States20754 Posts
January 30 2014 21:27 GMT
#21351
Oh god look at this
It's happening again
All these people excited for TL D&D
It'll be a week, and people will bring it up wondering when it starts
Then another week, and people laugh nervously while they tentatively bring it up
Then a month later and the topic is a ghost town

Not again... not again...
Oh, my achin' hands, from rakin' in grands, and breakin' in mic stands
Parnage
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States7414 Posts
January 30 2014 21:30 GMT
#21352
On January 31 2014 06:16 Requizen wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 31 2014 06:07 mordek wrote:
On January 31 2014 05:58 Requizen wrote:
On January 31 2014 05:55 mordek wrote:
Why was it only 30 I guess is my question. Regardless, fun to think about.
DC 80 Make an adjacent, willing creature or object of the character’s size or smaller “disappear” while in plain view. In fact, the willing creature or object is displaced up to 10 feet away—make a separate Sleight of Hand check to determine how well the “disappeared” creature or object is hidden.

Again, I have no official DM experience XD

It didn't disappeared, he basically opened Portable Hole, massive STR swipe, close Hole, everyone turns around confused.

That sounds a lot less magical.

It sounds like fucking Kender bullshit.

He went back in time and stole his own shoe. I could not make this shit up if I tried.


And then this onetime, we stabbed a high god in the toe with a dagger we nicknamed rabbit slayer. And it worked.
-orb- Fan. Live the Nal_rA dream. || Yordles are cool.
AsmodeusXI
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States15536 Posts
January 30 2014 21:31 GMT
#21353
On January 31 2014 06:30 Parnage wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 31 2014 06:16 Requizen wrote:
On January 31 2014 06:07 mordek wrote:
On January 31 2014 05:58 Requizen wrote:
On January 31 2014 05:55 mordek wrote:
Why was it only 30 I guess is my question. Regardless, fun to think about.
DC 80 Make an adjacent, willing creature or object of the character’s size or smaller “disappear” while in plain view. In fact, the willing creature or object is displaced up to 10 feet away—make a separate Sleight of Hand check to determine how well the “disappeared” creature or object is hidden.

Again, I have no official DM experience XD

It didn't disappeared, he basically opened Portable Hole, massive STR swipe, close Hole, everyone turns around confused.

That sounds a lot less magical.

It sounds like fucking Kender bullshit.

He went back in time and stole his own shoe. I could not make this shit up if I tried.


And then this onetime, we stabbed a high god in the toe with a dagger we nicknamed rabbit slayer. And it worked.


Deep cuts from Dragons of Summer Flame. Parnage will be here all week.
WriterTL > RL. BNet: Asmodeus#1187 - LoL: DJForeclosure - Steam: asmodeusxi | www.n3rddimension.com
Parnage
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States7414 Posts
January 30 2014 21:34 GMT
#21354
Tip your mods and staffers~ I still don't understand exactly wtf happened with that book.
-orb- Fan. Live the Nal_rA dream. || Yordles are cool.
WaveofShadow
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada31495 Posts
January 30 2014 21:34 GMT
#21355
I have no idea wtf is going on in here again

I don't even know why I read this thread
twitch.tv/waveofshadow ||| Winner of AHGL's So You Think You Can Cast! ||| Juicy Dad for lyfe ||| 'idk i get a kick out of stupid things' - Jarms Yarng
ComaDose
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada10357 Posts
January 30 2014 21:35 GMT
#21356
On January 31 2014 06:27 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
Oh god look at this
It's happening again
All these people excited for TL D&D
It'll be a week, and people will bring it up wondering when it starts
Then another week, and people laugh nervously while they tentatively bring it up
Then a month later and the topic is a ghost town

Not again... not again...

its worth if we get some more sweet vi fan art
BW pros training sc2 is like kiss making a dub step album.
AsmodeusXI
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States15536 Posts
January 30 2014 21:36 GMT
#21357
On January 31 2014 06:34 WaveofShadow wrote:
I have no idea wtf is going on in here again

I don't even know why I read this thread


Stockholm's.
WriterTL > RL. BNet: Asmodeus#1187 - LoL: DJForeclosure - Steam: asmodeusxi | www.n3rddimension.com
GhandiEAGLE
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States20754 Posts
January 30 2014 21:37 GMT
#21358
On January 31 2014 06:35 ComaDose wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 31 2014 06:27 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
Oh god look at this
It's happening again
All these people excited for TL D&D
It'll be a week, and people will bring it up wondering when it starts
Then another week, and people laugh nervously while they tentatively bring it up
Then a month later and the topic is a ghost town

Not again... not again...

its worth if we get some more sweet vi fan art

Slusher has a talent we can only dream of.
Oh, my achin' hands, from rakin' in grands, and breakin' in mic stands
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
January 30 2014 21:38 GMT
#21359
On January 31 2014 06:18 ComaDose wrote:
the aging senile wizard who enjoys a good drink with 6ah and gets a little sloppy with his fireballs later in the evening.

or the monk kicked out of his monastery for drinking with 6ah too much. flurry of shots.


careful with those sloppy kisses man
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
Parnage
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States7414 Posts
January 30 2014 21:39 GMT
#21360
This thread makes perfect sense so long as you understand that you won't be able to understand at least half of the posts. Once you accept it you can safely enjoy be it lurking or active. Conversely, it's just a thread, you should really just relax.
-orb- Fan. Live the Nal_rA dream. || Yordles are cool.
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