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krndandaman
Profile Joined August 2009
Mozambique16569 Posts
October 01 2014 09:57 GMT
#11901
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Simberto
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Germany11928 Posts
October 01 2014 10:40 GMT
#11902
Tell them you are bad at ADC, and that they don't want you to play that role. That works in almost all of the cases for me (It is also true)
739
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Bearded Elder29905 Posts
October 01 2014 13:24 GMT
#11903
On October 01 2014 19:40 Simberto wrote:
Tell them you are bad at ADC, and that they don't want you to play that role. That works in almost all of the cases for me (It is also true)

I said. They won't listen.
WriterSalty oldboy that loves memes | One and only back-to-back Liquibet Winner
schmutttt
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Australia3856 Posts
October 01 2014 14:15 GMT
#11904
Fuck I hate how my KDAs on my smurf are worse than my main.

Also fuck ryze's level 1 is so stupid to vs
Osmoses
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Sweden5302 Posts
October 01 2014 15:15 GMT
#11905
You're having problems with Ryze lvl 1?
Excuse me hun, but what is your name? Vivian? I woke up next to you naked and, uh, did we, um?
schmutttt
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Australia3856 Posts
October 01 2014 17:25 GMT
#11906
On October 02 2014 00:15 Osmoses wrote:
You're having problems with Ryze lvl 1?


When I play shit like Jax, yes. I don't think he is broken or anything, just obnoxious to play against.
Osmoses
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Sweden5302 Posts
October 01 2014 17:34 GMT
#11907
He does basically 0 damage lvl 1 if you take mr blues. Start flask 3hp and hide in the bushes between lasthits.
Excuse me hun, but what is your name? Vivian? I woke up next to you naked and, uh, did we, um?
schmutttt
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Australia3856 Posts
October 01 2014 17:40 GMT
#11908
Yeah dorans blade wasn't the best idea vs ryze
nimbim
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Germany985 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-10-02 01:45:45
October 02 2014 01:40 GMT
#11909
1st pick Zed fails against a 1st time ever Ahri, after he boasted in the lobby that he will carry. Rammus going for ineffective ganks top while I was lv2-3 and then never showed himself there again. I died once to a gank, but got a kill for it. Meanwhile, bot is feeding super hard and Zed dies for every other kill. We have one good team fight 2 for 1, time to do Baron of course, it doesn't matter that Rammus is at 25% health and Garen still alive... you know what happened next.

I hate these morons who claim they will carry in pregame lobby. Even worse when they say "I will carry, im Gold 1" like that's impressive lol. I keep statistics on it, their success rate is less than 20% in my games (obviously).

+ Show Spoiler +
Also, Garen is a bullshit champ with his speedboost with almost no cd and a silence on top of it. Make it at least draw minion aggro ffs.
scrubtastic
Profile Joined May 2009
1166 Posts
October 02 2014 03:39 GMT
#11910
Premade: Jungle Lee sin 0/4/1, Mid Yasuo 1/2/2 or some shit
Me + ADC ahead, toplane behind. Lee sin starts taking massive risks, none of them pay off. Lee sin is like 0/7 and pissed, Yasuo calling out toplane for feeding

Skip ahead to 20 mins. Same lanes are ahead/behind, lee sin has 9 deaths, we've swiped dragons and more towers than them, we're behind in kills by 5 or some shit.

Lee sin at 20 minutes starts a surrender vote. 2 yes/3 no.
Lee sin AND Yasuo start suiciding

Team: WTF

Lee sin: why didn't you surrender? we're not gonna win. surrender to end
krndandaman
Profile Joined August 2009
Mozambique16569 Posts
October 02 2014 06:56 GMT
#11911
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schmutttt
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Australia3856 Posts
October 02 2014 09:13 GMT
#11912
Every time I splitpush in soloq, I feel like I am rolling the dice. Either my team doesn't know what to do, or their team doesn't know what to do. In this particular game I told our Lux if she had to ult the wave do it (Their rumble wasted his ult so their siege was average without it). She waits until they take the tower down then tries to ult and just dies.

We were already behind, but it boggles the mind that plat/gold players don't understand how to deal with sieging.
Capped
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United Kingdom7236 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-10-02 14:29:58
October 02 2014 14:29 GMT
#11913
I am fed the fuck up with riots bullshit servers now.

I have been getting black screens after champ select for 3+ months randomly. Everytime i log on i have about an 80% chance of it happening and me having to reconnect my internet / restart my game 3-10 times before it works or having to startup a VPN. It will just randomly happen again after being fine for X amount of games too.

It makes it practically impossible to play this game since im basically at risk of ruining everyones day whenever i play, reconnecting 3-10 minutes after game start.

3 fucking months of this shit and a 130+ page thread on EUW forums and not even a fucking word from riot about it, absolute cunting bullshit. I didn't care to start off with because it happened after i got gold and stopped playing, now ive been demoted for inactivity (fuck you riot about that too i just wasn't playing ranked and YOU DIDNT EVEN FUCKING WARN ME) and i can't even fucking play ranked because of this shit.

EWRVNERW9BU-NEAR THIANERNHNBEAROBH,BNERBN ,EAIRNB ERN BEROTN
Useless wet fish.
Osmoses
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Sweden5302 Posts
October 02 2014 16:30 GMT
#11914
Do you have dual monitors?
Excuse me hun, but what is your name? Vivian? I woke up next to you naked and, uh, did we, um?
Sufficiency
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada23833 Posts
October 02 2014 16:52 GMT
#11915
How do you lose to Ryze at level 1? You have to dc in lane to lose to him.
https://twitter.com/SufficientStats
RouaF
Profile Joined October 2010
France4121 Posts
October 02 2014 18:42 GMT
#11916
+6 +12 ....... -35 ???????????????????
F*** you riot and f*** diamond 1 what the hell is that s*** seriously and don't tell me I haven't played enough games since master tier release I've done at least 50.....
Antyee
Profile Joined May 2011
Hungary1011 Posts
October 02 2014 20:27 GMT
#11917
2 intentional feeders ruining my placement matches, so only Silver I with 7-3.
"My spoon is too big."
Anggroth
Profile Joined March 2011
United Kingdom345 Posts
October 02 2014 23:28 GMT
#11918
I'm more pissed off after the last win than I have been with most losses, my dickhead of a support Morg (who blatantly wanted to be mid) maxed Tormented Soil and just stole farm, against an aggressive Alistar and I didn't get a Black Shield during laning at fucking all...
His wonderful support build was - Spellthiefs (never upgraded) - Zhonya's, DCap, Guardian Angel... NO FUCKING SIGHTSTONE I was having to buy stacks of wards because he never bought one and ofc what happens at the end when we win, "more dmg than ADC he was pathetic" I'm so glad there's an ignore feature in this game, no idea what kinda shit he spewed during the game.
(I was on Twitch and ended up 8/7/9 4 of my deaths to a Veigar combo before I got BV, while Morg was 5/13/10)

The only reason we won was a Shyv who splitpushed like a boss and all the rest of the team did was give him shit about it (they kept engaging in 4v5's instead of just holding towers). So fucking glad that game's over
No practical definition of freedom would be complete without the freedom to take the consequences. Indeed it is the freedom on which all others are based.
nimbim
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Germany985 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-10-03 06:22:11
October 03 2014 04:43 GMT
#11919
I rose steadily in ranks and now that I got so close to Gold promos I get the completely useless teams all the time.

First it's a support main who thinks he is so pro that he needs to flame all the time, while he's dying for nothing and just making stupid moves all around. He didn't even know that you should shove the minions into tower after the opponent adc left.

Then I get mid (hurray) and everyone is feeding so extremely hard that I can't go to their lanes, because they are always dead after I have wave cleared to roam.

Finally I have to jungle against a fucking Lee and nobody bothers punishing him for walking around in our jungle, although I can understand that Ori couldn't help, because she was so busy getting harassed out of lane lv1 against a Syndra and consequently had 100cs with 1/7/2 by 23min - every other lane was feeding super hard too ofc. Gold5 Thresh bought coin without ever upgrading it and built Locket first (and last), forget about stupid sightstones.
I guess my mistake was letting blue get stolen with nothing in return, so I didn't want to risk suicide ganking until lv6. But seriously, if the jungler doesn't gank for me I still manage to not feed, even if I have some trouble in lane, how hard can it be? Best part was Ori complaining about how she can't 2v1 Syndra with me (she died every time I ganked for her). Yea man, you fucking suck at Ori, that's the problem. You would think he knows how to play against Syndra, since that is his most played champ with 100+ games. At least he had TSM in his name and bought their summoner icon.

Decided to do a normal to relax so I don't start tilting, get an Azir who starts intentionally feeding Yasuo because the enemy team got first blood with a lv1 invade. Goodbye League for a week I guess.
Antyee
Profile Joined May 2011
Hungary1011 Posts
October 03 2014 18:10 GMT
#11920
So, lost 5 games in a row because of intentional feeders and generic retards.
I am really sad that I am kinda stuck now for quite some matches because of this~.~
I shouldn't even have started playing ranked.
"My spoon is too big."
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