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Artosis
United States2140 Posts
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Hot_Bid
Braavos36375 Posts
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G5
United States2901 Posts
When he explained the passion he had for the game of Starcraft to his mother, she saw the potential her son had as he defeated 7 computers in front of her very eyes. She vowed to do everything she could to help her boy. His gypsy mother saved her gypsy earnings for 7 months to buy the young KwaK a computer so he could fulfill his destiny in the game. He played every single second he was awake. His talent shining bright and his skill growing fast. After 10 years he finally made it to the big time. Top 48 TSL. When he told his mother he had qualified, she hugged him with tears in her eyes, "I can't tell you how proud I am of you son, you are now a man." she said. That night as they celebrated at McDonalds and it was the happiest moment of his life. As they returned to there shelter after the hearty meal, he refreshed the TSL Rankings page only to find out he is to play Machine[Media]. He wept uncontrollably as his dreams of victory were shattered. His mother encouraged him but deep in her heart she knew the task of defeating the famous Machine was impossible. But the young man is a Brave one and has dealt with countless challenges in his life and he would not back down. Although he knew his fate was already decided, he would press forward anyways. And so it begins, the great David vs Goliath of our time. KwaK vs Machine. | ||
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Braavos36375 Posts
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HotZhot
Colombia677 Posts
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00Zarathustra
Bolivia419 Posts
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iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
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Italy2428 Posts
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New Zealand6138 Posts
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Liquid`Drone
Norway28678 Posts
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Artosis
United States2140 Posts
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SayaSP
Laos5494 Posts
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United States386 Posts
On April 25 2008 15:06 {88}iNcontroL wrote: Being Polish it was natural for Chris "Slider" Syzeksiziekxyz to be in capable of thinking for himself. So naturally, when there was a buzz on the polish websites about the new Olympic sport involving plastic lanes and water he was not going to sit this one out. With the 2008 Summer Olympics drawing near Syzeksiziekxyz earned his nickname by patenting the belly-dual shocker hands style that caught fire in local tourneys and earned him the title of top polish "Slider." With Slip'N'Sliding being the world's fastest growing sport his fame grew. Syzeksiziekxyz got used to being one of the best and success came easy to him. Eventually someone told him about the computer game "SC." He thought this was funny but gave it a shot. The game was stupid, boring and imbalanced until he accidentally selected protoss and found himself enjoying tremendous success with relatively low amounts of effort. A star was born. Chris "Slider" Syzeksiziekxyz had found a new activity. Reluctantly ditching his Olympic dreams he traded in his swim shorts and goggles for a slick mouse and wrist-pleasing keyboard. It wasn't long before the success of his race landed him a match against an American hero. That hero was of course RedeemeR. Having decided that would be entirely too difficult the Polish community harrassed and barked at the administrators until a more lucrative match was made to replace the previously mentioned death sentence. Artosis was yanked away from a crime scene and asked if he would once again return to the game that had landed him in a loft with arthritis and low self esteem. He said no but was called a "pussy" and decided it best he deny such claims the only way he knew how: Losing publicly and being mad about it. Ahahahahahahaha | ||
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