• Log InLog In
  • Register
Liquid`
Team Liquid Liquipedia
EDT 09:37
CEST 15:37
KST 22:37
  • Home
  • Forum
  • Calendar
  • Streams
  • Liquipedia
  • Features
  • Store
  • EPT
  • TL+
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Smash
  • Heroes
  • Counter-Strike
  • Overwatch
  • Liquibet
  • Fantasy StarCraft
  • TLPD
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Blogs
Forum Sidebar
Events/Features
News
Featured News
RSL Season 1 - Final Week5[ASL19] Finals Recap: Standing Tall10HomeStory Cup 27 - Info & Preview18Classic wins Code S Season 2 (2025)16Code S RO4 & Finals Preview: herO, Rogue, Classic, GuMiho0
Community News
Firefly given lifetime ban by ESIC following match-fixing investigation17$25,000 Streamerzone StarCraft Pro Series announced7Weekly Cups (June 30 - July 6): Classic Doubles6[BSL20] Non-Korean Championship 4x BSL + 4x China10Flash Announces Hiatus From ASL70
StarCraft 2
General
RSL Revival patreon money discussion thread TL Team Map Contest #4: Winners Esports World Cup 2025 - Final Player Roster Server Blocker RSL Season 1 - Final Week
Tourneys
RSL: Revival, a new crowdfunded tournament series FEL Cracov 2025 (July 27) - $8000 live event $5,100+ SEL Season 2 Championship (SC: Evo) $25,000 Streamerzone StarCraft Pro Series announced Sparkling Tuna Cup - Weekly Open Tournament
Strategy
How did i lose this ZvP, whats the proper response Simple Questions Simple Answers
Custom Maps
External Content
Mutation # 481 Fear and Lava Mutation # 480 Moths to the Flame Mutation # 479 Worn Out Welcome Mutation # 478 Instant Karma
Brood War
General
BW General Discussion A cwal.gg Extension - Easily keep track of anyone Script to open stream directly using middle click ASL20 Preliminary Maps BGH Auto Balance -> http://bghmmr.eu/
Tourneys
[Megathread] Daily Proleagues Small VOD Thread 2.0 Last Minute Live-Report Thread Resource! [BSL20] Non-Korean Championship 4x BSL + 4x China
Strategy
Simple Questions, Simple Answers I am doing this better than progamers do.
Other Games
General Games
Stormgate/Frost Giant Megathread Path of Exile CCLP - Command & Conquer League Project The PlayStation 5 Nintendo Switch Thread
Dota 2
Official 'what is Dota anymore' discussion
League of Legends
Heroes of the Storm
Simple Questions, Simple Answers Heroes of the Storm 2.0
Hearthstone
Heroes of StarCraft mini-set
TL Mafia
TL Mafia Community Thread Vanilla Mini Mafia
Community
General
US Politics Mega-thread Things Aren’t Peaceful in Palestine Russo-Ukrainian War Thread The Accidental Video Game Porn Archive Stop Killing Games - European Citizens Initiative
Fan Clubs
SKT1 Classic Fan Club! Maru Fan Club
Media & Entertainment
Movie Discussion! [Manga] One Piece Anime Discussion Thread [\m/] Heavy Metal Thread
Sports
2024 - 2025 Football Thread Formula 1 Discussion NBA General Discussion TeamLiquid Health and Fitness Initiative For 2023 NHL Playoffs 2024
World Cup 2022
Tech Support
Computer Build, Upgrade & Buying Resource Thread
TL Community
The Automated Ban List
Blogs
Men Take Risks, Women Win Ga…
TrAiDoS
momentary artworks from des…
tankgirl
from making sc maps to makin…
Husyelt
StarCraft improvement
iopq
Trip to the Zoo
micronesia
Customize Sidebar...

Website Feedback

Closed Threads



Active: 655 users

Fun Player Bios - Page 4

Forum Index > Razer TSL Forum
Post a Reply
Prev 1 2 3 4 All
Artosis *
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States2140 Posts
April 24 2008 21:37 GMT
#61
god im gr9
Commentatorhttp://twitter.com/Artosis
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36374 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-04-25 05:02:56
April 25 2008 02:20 GMT
#62
Strelok Holmes is a famous fictional detective of the late 19th and early 20th centuries who used his array of detective skills to defeat an organized Zerg crime syndicate. London-based detective by day and Terran StarCraft player by night, Strelok Holmes is famous for his intellectual prowess, and is renowned for his skillful use of "deductive reasoning" while using abductive reasoning (inference to the best explanation) and astute observation to solve difficult cases. He is often seen wearing a deerstalker cap, and carries around a portable comsat magnifying glass while smoking a stimpack pipe. Strelok Holmes is aided by his Protoss assistant, Dr. Watson-Ra.
@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
G5
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
United States2898 Posts
April 25 2008 02:48 GMT
#63
KwaK was born into a world of crime and prostitution. His only escape was going down to the local Computer store and playing a new demo called Starcraft. From the moment the young boy made his first probe, he fell in love with the game and the Protoss race. He spent countless hours in that computer store, every free second he had was spent mastering the Protoss race. When someone asked him if they could try the game, he would always modestly reply "I live in a burned out Saab, do you think I am scared to kill you?".

When he explained the passion he had for the game of Starcraft to his mother, she saw the potential her son had as he defeated 7 computers in front of her very eyes. She vowed to do everything she could to help her boy. His gypsy mother saved her gypsy earnings for 7 months to buy the young KwaK a computer so he could fulfill his destiny in the game.

He played every single second he was awake. His talent shining bright and his skill growing fast. After 10 years he finally made it to the big time. Top 48 TSL. When he told his mother he had qualified, she hugged him with tears in her eyes, "I can't tell you how proud I am of you son, you are now a man." she said. That night as they celebrated at McDonalds and it was the happiest moment of his life. As they returned to there shelter after the hearty meal, he refreshed the TSL Rankings page only to find out he is to play Machine[Media]. He wept uncontrollably as his dreams of victory were shattered. His mother encouraged him but deep in her heart she knew the task of defeating the famous Machine was impossible. But the young man is a Brave one and has dealt with countless challenges in his life and he would not back down. Although he knew his fate was already decided, he would press forward anyways. And so it begins, the great David vs Goliath of our time. KwaK vs Machine.
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36374 Posts
April 25 2008 02:52 GMT
#64
Hugh G. Kwak is his full name. He has a brother, 10inch.
@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
HotZhot
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Colombia677 Posts
April 25 2008 03:26 GMT
#65
Watson-Ra, damit that fits so well it's not even funny
I only smile in the darK [] sAviOr//JaeDong Fan 4 Ever ~ CJ Entusman # 7
00Zarathustra
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Bolivia419 Posts
April 25 2008 05:14 GMT
#66
Castro lives in Santa Cruz actually, not in Cochabamba. ^^
Zarathustra "You can't spell aNal_Rape without Nal_Ra"
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
April 25 2008 06:06 GMT
#67
Being Polish it was natural for Chris "Slider" Syzeksiziekxyz to be in capable of thinking for himself. So naturally, when there was a buzz on the polish websites about the new Olympic sport involving plastic lanes and water he was not going to sit this one out. With the 2008 Summer Olympics drawing near Syzeksiziekxyz earned his nickname by patenting the belly-dual shocker hands style that caught fire in local tourneys and earned him the title of top polish "Slider." With Slip'N'Sliding being the world's fastest growing sport his fame grew. Syzeksiziekxyz got used to being one of the best and success came easy to him. Eventually someone told him about the computer game "SC." He thought this was funny but gave it a shot. The game was stupid, boring and imbalanced until he accidentally selected protoss and found himself enjoying tremendous success with relatively low amounts of effort. A star was born. Chris "Slider" Syzeksiziekxyz had found a new activity. Reluctantly ditching his Olympic dreams he traded in his swim shorts and goggles for a slick mouse and wrist-pleasing keyboard. It wasn't long before the success of his race landed him a match against an American hero. That hero was of course RedeemeR. Having decided that would be entirely too difficult the Polish community harrassed and barked at the administrators until a more lucrative match was made to replace the previously mentioned death sentence. Artosis was yanked away from a crime scene and asked if he would once again return to the game that had landed him in a loft with arthritis and low self esteem. He said no but was called a "pussy" and decided it best he deny such claims the only way he knew how: Losing publicly and being mad about it.
aTnClouD
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Italy2428 Posts
April 25 2008 07:45 GMT
#68
lol @ strelok holmes
http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g64/hunter692007/kruemelmonsteryn0.gif
H
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
New Zealand6138 Posts
April 25 2008 08:10 GMT
#69
Dear god, Steve's Artosis bio is fucking artwork
[iHs]HCO | のヮの | pachi & plexa ownz | RIP _
Liquid`Drone
Profile Joined September 2002
Norway28647 Posts
April 25 2008 11:46 GMT
#70
oh steve
Moderator
Artosis *
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States2140 Posts
April 25 2008 12:08 GMT
#71
D:
Commentatorhttp://twitter.com/Artosis
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
April 25 2008 17:05 GMT
#72
Cmon Artosis you know you love it
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
tttt
Profile Joined February 2008
United States386 Posts
April 25 2008 20:05 GMT
#73
On April 25 2008 15:06 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
Being Polish it was natural for Chris "Slider" Syzeksiziekxyz to be in capable of thinking for himself. So naturally, when there was a buzz on the polish websites about the new Olympic sport involving plastic lanes and water he was not going to sit this one out. With the 2008 Summer Olympics drawing near Syzeksiziekxyz earned his nickname by patenting the belly-dual shocker hands style that caught fire in local tourneys and earned him the title of top polish "Slider." With Slip'N'Sliding being the world's fastest growing sport his fame grew. Syzeksiziekxyz got used to being one of the best and success came easy to him. Eventually someone told him about the computer game "SC." He thought this was funny but gave it a shot. The game was stupid, boring and imbalanced until he accidentally selected protoss and found himself enjoying tremendous success with relatively low amounts of effort. A star was born. Chris "Slider" Syzeksiziekxyz had found a new activity. Reluctantly ditching his Olympic dreams he traded in his swim shorts and goggles for a slick mouse and wrist-pleasing keyboard. It wasn't long before the success of his race landed him a match against an American hero. That hero was of course RedeemeR. Having decided that would be entirely too difficult the Polish community harrassed and barked at the administrators until a more lucrative match was made to replace the previously mentioned death sentence. Artosis was yanked away from a crime scene and asked if he would once again return to the game that had landed him in a loft with arthritis and low self esteem. He said no but was called a "pussy" and decided it best he deny such claims the only way he knew how: Losing publicly and being mad about it.


Ahahahahahahaha
Prev 1 2 3 4 All
Please log in or register to reply.
Live Events Refresh
FEL
12:00
Cracov 2025: Qualifier #3
IndyStarCraft 570
Liquipedia
[ Submit Event ]
Live Streams
Refresh
StarCraft 2
IndyStarCraft 570
Lowko368
Hui .142
Rex 76
MindelVK 29
StarCraft: Brood War
Jaedong 1076
EffOrt 882
Mini 826
BeSt 631
Light 536
ToSsGirL 421
Stork 417
Larva 363
firebathero 339
Last 274
[ Show more ]
PianO 236
GuemChi 170
Snow 149
soO 114
JulyZerg 84
Mind 71
sas.Sziky 59
sSak 41
Movie 39
Barracks 35
sorry 30
zelot 30
Shinee 29
Terrorterran 10
Noble 9
Dota 2
Gorgc6369
qojqva2120
XcaliburYe290
Counter-Strike
oskar374
chrisJcsgo314
edward51
Heroes of the Storm
Khaldor300
Other Games
tarik_tv21296
FrodaN4917
B2W.Neo1585
singsing1503
shahzam430
DeMusliM410
crisheroes408
Fuzer 384
KnowMe224
SortOf115
ArmadaUGS61
Trikslyr18
Organizations
Other Games
gamesdonequick35609
StarCraft: Brood War
UltimateBattle 2122
lovetv 12
StarCraft 2
Blizzard YouTube
StarCraft: Brood War
BSLTrovo
sctven
[ Show 15 non-featured ]
StarCraft 2
• StrangeGG 86
• HeavenSC 18
• AfreecaTV YouTube
• intothetv
• Kozan
• IndyKCrew
• LaughNgamezSOOP
• Migwel
• sooper7s
StarCraft: Brood War
• HerbMon 5
• Azhi_Dahaki1
• BSLYoutube
• STPLYoutube
• ZZZeroYoutube
League of Legends
• Nemesis4302
Upcoming Events
FEL
2h 23m
Gerald vs PAPI
Spirit vs ArT
CSO Cup
2h 23m
BSL20 Non-Korean Champi…
4h 23m
Bonyth vs QiaoGege
Dewalt vs Fengzi
Hawk vs Zhanhun
Sziky vs Mihu
Mihu vs QiaoGege
Zhanhun vs Sziky
Fengzi vs Hawk
DaveTesta Events
4h 23m
Sparkling Tuna Cup
20h 23m
RSL Revival
20h 23m
Classic vs Clem
FEL
1d 1h
BSL20 Non-Korean Champi…
1d 4h
Bonyth vs Dewalt
QiaoGege vs Dewalt
Hawk vs Bonyth
Sziky vs Fengzi
Mihu vs Zhanhun
QiaoGege vs Zhanhun
Fengzi vs Mihu
Wardi Open
1d 21h
Replay Cast
2 days
[ Show More ]
WardiTV European League
3 days
PiGosaur Monday
3 days
uThermal 2v2 Circuit
4 days
Replay Cast
4 days
The PondCast
4 days
Replay Cast
5 days
Epic.LAN
5 days
CranKy Ducklings
6 days
Epic.LAN
6 days
Liquipedia Results

Completed

KCM Race Survival 2025 Season 2
HSC XXVII
NC Random Cup

Ongoing

JPL Season 2
BSL 2v2 Season 3
Acropolis #3
CSL 17: 2025 SUMMER
Copa Latinoamericana 4
Jiahua Invitational
2025 ACS Season 2: Qualifier
CSLPRO Last Chance 2025
Championship of Russia 2025
RSL Revival: Season 1
Murky Cup #2
BLAST.tv Austin Major 2025
ESL Impact League Season 7
IEM Dallas 2025
PGL Astana 2025
Asian Champions League '25
BLAST Rivals Spring 2025
MESA Nomadic Masters

Upcoming

CSL Xiamen Invitational
CSL Xiamen Invitational: ShowMatche
2025 ACS Season 2
CSLPRO Chat StarLAN 3
K-Championship
uThermal 2v2 Main Event
SEL Season 2 Championship
FEL Cracov 2025
Esports World Cup 2025
Underdog Cup #2
StarSeries Fall 2025
FISSURE Playground #2
BLAST Open Fall 2025
BLAST Open Fall Qual
Esports World Cup 2025
BLAST Bounty Fall 2025
BLAST Bounty Fall Qual
IEM Cologne 2025
FISSURE Playground #1
TLPD

1. ByuN
2. TY
3. Dark
4. Solar
5. Stats
6. Nerchio
7. sOs
8. soO
9. INnoVation
10. Elazer
1. Rain
2. Flash
3. EffOrt
4. Last
5. Bisu
6. Soulkey
7. Mini
8. Sharp
Sidebar Settings...

Advertising | Privacy Policy | Terms Of Use | Contact Us

Original banner artwork: Jim Warren
The contents of this webpage are copyright © 2025 TLnet. All Rights Reserved.