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FireBlast!
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United Kingdom5251 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-07-31 22:33:52
July 31 2006 19:07 GMT
#1
After the mindless mayhem of the World Cup, MBCGame and OnGameNet have finally managed to conclude their respective Starleagues as well as the first round of this Proleague season. Except from the WCG Qualifiers and the Dual Tournament for the next Shinhan Bank OnGameNet Starleague, it is a rare moment of calm amidst progamers, a time of reflection, preparation, celebration, commiseration and what have you. Browsing around the forums and the main news portals the following slices of gossip and trivia are flying around to temporarily satiate the thirst of the devoted progaming fans. Excuse some of the content for being excruciatingly trivial, I shall make up for it with my crystalline prose.

1) Need something new? Oov!

The SKTelecom T1 manager Ju Hoon has revealed in a recent interview that "Choi Yun-Sung(iloveoov) will do something shocking in the near future." Apparently iloveoov has recently suffered from a lack of interest in the game, and this 'something shocking' will be an attempt to regain his passion for Starcraft.

Obviously there is a great anticipation surrounding this announcement, here are some possibilities:

-A change of race, or even becoming a random user
-Change of career to a gaming coach
-Marriage
-Sex change
-Becoming an observer (an observer for the broadcasted games, NOT the Protoss unit.)

Some fans are so skeptical as to simply dismiss it as a passing comment by Ju Hoon, but he adds quite Morpheusly that "when it's time, you will all know."


2) Cowboy Zerg maintains number 1 spot

Cho Yong Ho (Chojja) of KTF MagicNs retains his position at the top of the e-Sports individual rankings for August. This is his second consecutive reign at the top on the back of his two wins in the SKY Proleague and his 9th entry into the next MBCGame Starleague.

Special mentions go to Ma Jae Yoon (Savior) of CJ ENTUS whose victory at the Pringles MSL finals allow him to leapfrog iloveoov to move up to 2nd place, and also to Lee Yun Yeol (NaDa) who has managed to breakout into the top 10 to be ranked 9th for the first time in 7 months.

Full up to date rankings available here


3) Progaming Pets

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Nice dog. (I mean the dog, not Tossgirl, no lame puns in my captions)

Last month it was revealed that Lecaf house their own pet dog named "Talgi" ("Strawberry"). Soon enough many progamers have followed the trend. Above is Seo Ji Soo (TossGirl) with her dog "Pony". She says that she spends time with her pet whenever she's not practicing. Ahn Suk Yeol (Siva) of Pantech EX also has a pet malamute. CJ ENTUS currently grow 10 carp in their big fountain in their garden where often team members come out during breaks to feed the fish.

However this is not new as previously it was known that Song Byung Goo (Stork) had a pet squirrel and OnGameNet SPARKYZ during their KOR years had a puppy.


4) Niza crisis at eNature

eNature has effectively removed Jung Young Joo (Niza) from the team, who has disappeared off the premises on the 26th of June and has not been seen ever since. The manager and the coach have tried contact through telephone several times with no success. Such an incident has happened twice before but this time the manager has no choice but to make the decision.


5) The search for the next KTF Manager

KTF MagicNs are currently looking for the next person to fill the management vacancy. Some of the presumed candidates by the fans include retired veterans such as Garimto, Ssamjang and Aozora.

And that's it for now. Initially I was made news admin for a weekly progaming update feature, but it's been hard to find material to write about/translate recently. Hopefully more news and articles will surface as the progaming scene really kicks off again in a couple of weeks for me to provide such a feature regularly. Anyway hope it was a good read.

-FireBlast! -
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towelie
Profile Joined January 2006
Germany171 Posts
July 31 2006 19:13 GMT
#2
hehe, i hope oov becomes protoss ^^
Carnac
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
Germany / USA16648 Posts
July 31 2006 19:13 GMT
#3
They should hire tfeign ans KTF manager, just so we can laugh some more at tl.net
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FireBlast!
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United Kingdom5251 Posts
July 31 2006 19:13 GMT
#4
On August 01 2006 04:13 Carnac wrote:
They should hire tfeign ans KTF manager, just so we can laugh some more at tl.net


hear, hear
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alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
July 31 2006 19:23 GMT
#5
wow what is oov gonna do. hahah o_O.

lol .
hm....

well thanks for the article / news write up fireblast
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funkie
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Venezuela9376 Posts
July 31 2006 19:45 GMT
#6
On August 01 2006 04:13 FireBlast! wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 01 2006 04:13 Carnac wrote:
They should hire tfeign ans KTF manager, just so we can laugh some more at tl.net


hear, hear


Rorlf~~haha..

xD
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Maestro[5thF]
Profile Joined June 2006
Romania155 Posts
July 31 2006 19:49 GMT
#7
On August 01 2006 04:13 towelie wrote:
hehe, i hope oov becomes protoss ^^


I hope he becomes zerg
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Kacas
Profile Joined July 2003
Brazil3143 Posts
July 31 2006 20:00 GMT
#8
this kinda of news is so cool

gogogog
zerg iloveoov~
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StarN
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States2587 Posts
July 31 2006 20:14 GMT
#9
OOv needs a pet gorilla
Retired BW Noob
RaGe
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Belgium9949 Posts
July 31 2006 20:20 GMT
#10
On August 01 2006 05:14 StarN wrote:
OOv needs a pet gorilla

haha

oh boy im so curious about what oov is up to
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Mynock
Profile Joined September 2002
4492 Posts
July 31 2006 20:27 GMT
#11
On August 01 2006 05:20 RaGe wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 01 2006 05:14 StarN wrote:
OOv needs a pet gorilla

haha

oh boy im so curious about what oov is up to


It's either a switch to Zerg or a gorillaplasty.

Probably gorillaplasty.

-Mynock
SP)diQ
Profile Joined May 2005
1107 Posts
July 31 2006 20:33 GMT
#12
On August 01 2006 05:27 Mynock wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 01 2006 05:20 RaGe wrote:
On August 01 2006 05:14 StarN wrote:
OOv needs a pet gorilla

haha

oh boy im so curious about what oov is up to


It's either a switch to Zerg or a gorillaplasty.

Probably gorillaplasty.

-Mynock

I hope he turns out emo and commit suicide during Starleague/Proleague final. :/
mrdx
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Vietnam1555 Posts
July 31 2006 21:26 GMT
#13
I hate to say this damn old word but Tossgirl is so cute.
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cSf.Vicek
Profile Joined January 2004
Czech Republic271 Posts
July 31 2006 22:01 GMT
#14
oov is going to change his sex and became more famous and sexy than Seo Ji Soo ^_^
Leath
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Canada1724 Posts
July 31 2006 22:04 GMT
#15
LOL @ Oov shokcing decision possibilities. Nice jokes.

Omg, thats a dog she is holding? I thought was a cat at first. Any mentions in breednames, they look niiiice, though I am more a bigger dog person. <3 Labradors ^^

KeSPA ranks out again ^^
What happened to Casy? I recall last month he had a huuuuge jump like 17 positions upwards, and now he is not even ranked? Lol 20 Positions downward?
Whats with all those zergs taking #1 spot????? Aaaaaah, Terran players gotta fight for their suppremacy once again!! GL HF everyone =)
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JoMal
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Trinidad/Tobago1177 Posts
July 31 2006 22:33 GMT
#16
great read. Oov to Protoss !~
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ROOTheognis
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
United States4482 Posts
July 31 2006 22:40 GMT
#17
I thought oov was going to become a random player. Didnt they announce in a magazine awhile ago that he would play random in proleague?

he was a randomk player back in the day.
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bine
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
United States2352 Posts
July 31 2006 22:51 GMT
#18
godddd, so now i'm even more confused, everyone said it was impossible to random in korea??
Monsen
Profile Joined December 2002
Germany2548 Posts
July 31 2006 22:54 GMT
#19
Oov is going to become Tossgirls pet. (doggy style ? - could not resist)
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SoMuchBetter
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Australia10606 Posts
July 31 2006 22:56 GMT
#20
i was under the impression that you weren't allowed to play random?
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DTDominion
Profile Joined November 2005
United States2148 Posts
July 31 2006 23:31 GMT
#21
KTF MagicNs are currently looking for the next person to fill the management vacancy. Some of the presumed candidates by the fans include retired veterans such as Garimto, Ssamjang and Aozora.


Is this to replace the shitty coach they have right now that gave Reach a fat lip or is the manager not the same person.
DTDominion
Profile Joined November 2005
United States2148 Posts
July 31 2006 23:31 GMT
#22
On August 01 2006 07:56 SoMuchBetter wrote:
i was under the impression that you weren't allowed to play random?


Definitely allowed to play random.
Orome
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
Switzerland11984 Posts
July 31 2006 23:45 GMT
#23
You're allowed to play random, but it's very hard to succeed as random for several reasons.

Very nice writeup Fireblast!, thx
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QuietIdiot
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
7004 Posts
July 31 2006 23:47 GMT
#24
Ahhh wtf happened to niza? NOoo so sad +_+
ChApFoU
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
France2983 Posts
July 31 2006 23:49 GMT
#25
You are allowed to play random but you must stick to it during the whole tourney, you cannot racepick afaik.
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Wuselmops
Profile Joined December 2004
Germany346 Posts
August 01 2006 00:50 GMT
#26
Go Random!
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
August 01 2006 01:02 GMT
#27
On August 01 2006 07:04 Leath wrote:
LOL @ Oov shokcing decision possibilities. Nice jokes.

Omg, thats a dog she is holding? I thought was a cat at first. Any mentions in breednames, they look niiiice, though I am more a bigger dog person. <3 Labradors ^^

KeSPA ranks out again ^^
What happened to Casy? I recall last month he had a huuuuge jump like 17 positions upwards, and now he is not even ranked? Lol 20 Positions downward?
Whats with all those zergs taking #1 spot????? Aaaaaah, Terran players gotta fight for their suppremacy once again!! GL HF everyone =)


Casy = ioi[Alive] = Really[Alive] ..so yeah he's ranked #4 right now ^^"
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BisMa
Profile Joined July 2006
Jordan5 Posts
August 01 2006 01:23 GMT
#28
rofl, <3 fireblast. Nicely written
Guybrush
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Spain4744 Posts
August 01 2006 01:42 GMT
#29
If there's one player able to play random on progaming level its probably Oov. His biggest problems will be PvZ and ZvZ as his micro isnt top notch, but imagine what a beast he'd be in hardcore macro matchups like PvT, ZvT and ZvP.

I think Oov was #1 with random on gamei back in the days. Or it was top 10 with 3 different accounts for each race.

On another note I think he's just going to change his nick from iloveoov to KingKong.
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pubbanana
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3063 Posts
August 01 2006 01:43 GMT
#30
On August 01 2006 08:31 DTDominion wrote:
Show nested quote +
KTF MagicNs are currently looking for the next person to fill the management vacancy. Some of the presumed candidates by the fans include retired veterans such as Garimto, Ssamjang and Aozora.


Is this to replace the shitty coach they have right now that gave Reach a fat lip or is the manager not the same person.


There is a Kam Dook (which I guess is the manager) and then a Coach (sometimes, there's more than one coach)

Jung Soo Yung was the old Kam Dook that used to hit the KTF players with a baseball bat to help them concentrate, cursed at JinSu and JinNam, kicked Oddysay off the team for skipping practice, ect, ect. Now, there's a guy named Lee Jun Ho (who has been with the MagicNs for a while) that's in the position of Kam Dook.

So, I could understand them wanting to replace Jung, but he's not there anymore.

As for Niza, I remember a long time ago that he left to go back to his home town. I wonder if he did the same this time?

Oh, and the old HanBit team (when Reach, Sync, and Control were still there) had a puppy, too. I don't know what kind it was, but it was white and had those floppy ears. Reach kept it's bed under his desk and Silent_Control always pretended like he was going to eat it -_-;;
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Myrmidon
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
United States9452 Posts
August 01 2006 02:04 GMT
#31
A bo3 or bo5 would be awesome if oov were randoming in it. Couple that with some of the new crazy maps (especially the semi-islands), and you get opponents quaking in their boots, not even knowing what race the cheater mode is going to activate in.
EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22258 Posts
August 01 2006 02:11 GMT
#32
Rofl... hey FB!, I really really enjoyed this type of news post... any chance this may spring up with more regularity?
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Bobo_XIII
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
United States429 Posts
August 01 2006 02:26 GMT
#33
wtf niza?
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Mickey
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2606 Posts
August 01 2006 02:36 GMT
#34
I think Oov is gonna get married He is like the man.
useLess
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States4781 Posts
August 01 2006 03:26 GMT
#35
Oov to become KTF manager. Two birds with one stone.
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[X]Ken_D
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
United States4650 Posts
August 01 2006 03:55 GMT
#36
On August 01 2006 05:33 SP)diQ wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 01 2006 05:27 Mynock wrote:
On August 01 2006 05:20 RaGe wrote:
On August 01 2006 05:14 StarN wrote:
OOv needs a pet gorilla

haha

oh boy im so curious about what oov is up to


It's either a switch to Zerg or a gorillaplasty.

Probably gorillaplasty.

-Mynock

I hope he turns out emo and commit suicide during Starleague/Proleague final. :/




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In)Spire
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States1323 Posts
August 01 2006 04:08 GMT
#37
If Oov became protoss he would just totally pwn with his macro......
But if oov became zerg with zerg already a good macro type race........
ManaBlue
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Canada10458 Posts
August 01 2006 04:36 GMT
#38
On August 01 2006 04:13 towelie wrote:
hehe, i hope oov becomes protoss ^^


YES! That would make my day!

I don't think Oov is stupid enough to willingly play PvZ though. He likes winning too much.


Nice write up FireBlast! Thanks
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oshibori_probe
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States2934 Posts
August 01 2006 04:45 GMT
#39
I hope he becomes a woman
Fuck KeSPA.
Orome
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
Switzerland11984 Posts
August 01 2006 04:59 GMT
#40
On August 01 2006 08:49 ChApFoU wrote:
You are allowed to play random but you must stick to it during the whole tourney, you cannot racepick afaik.


Afaik you can, but you have to announce what race you're gonna pick a week beforehand or something.
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bsj9
Profile Joined December 2005
United States927 Posts
August 01 2006 06:51 GMT
#41
I think the most possible change is OOv going random
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
August 01 2006 06:57 GMT
#42
On August 01 2006 13:45 homZ-3k wrote:
I hope he becomes a woman


no, he will 1 up that and become rainbow.

(or at least rainbow style hair? one can only hope =O)
new_construct
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Canada1041 Posts
August 01 2006 07:44 GMT
#43
maybe oov will decide to cheese in every game he plays
essare
Profile Joined December 2005
Korea (South)251 Posts
August 01 2006 08:02 GMT
#44
You are allowed to be random, but you need to tell your opponent what race you will be in advance I think.
QuietIdiot
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
7004 Posts
August 01 2006 09:15 GMT
#45
No wait..ILOVEOOV IS GOING TO PLAY WC3 O_O
SCNewb
Profile Joined June 2006
Canada2210 Posts
August 01 2006 10:23 GMT
#46
I'm very curious at what he is going to do also........
Huge iloveOov fan
WhatisProtoss
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
Korea (South)2325 Posts
August 01 2006 12:36 GMT
#47
OOv used to be zerg. If he was going to change, he would most likely choose zerg.
oneiro
Profile Joined August 2005
Australia453 Posts
August 01 2006 12:46 GMT
#48
To point out a mistranslation, its plastic surgery (facelift?) not sex change.
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Ilikestarcraft
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Korea (South)17733 Posts
August 01 2006 13:01 GMT
#49
THanks fireblast!

Oov will play no more macro style.
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iNCuBuS_
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States905 Posts
August 01 2006 13:33 GMT
#50
If oov got a sex change, he'd be dominating the woman's leagues... is that what he wants? To maintain domination, and since he isnt doing as hot now as he was before... why not tear up the female league?
Saro
Profile Joined October 2003
United States852 Posts
August 01 2006 13:35 GMT
#51
Awesome newspost ^^ Well done Fireblast, great job
b_unnies
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
3579 Posts
August 01 2006 14:20 GMT
#52
On August 01 2006 22:33 iNCuBuS_ wrote:
If oov got a sex change, he'd be dominating the woman's leagues... is that what he wants? To maintain domination, and since he isnt doing as hot now as he was before... why not tear up the female league?


there is no female league anymore
FireBlast!
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United Kingdom5251 Posts
August 01 2006 17:44 GMT
#53
On August 01 2006 11:11 EvilTeletubby wrote:
Rofl... hey FB!, I really really enjoyed this type of news post... any chance this may spring up with more regularity?


^^ i'll try to as often as possible depending on the amount of material

On August 01 2006 21:46 oneiro wrote:
To point out a mistranslation, its plastic surgery (facelift?) not sex change.


heh thats just something I added, these aren't really direct translations.

glad you all enjoyed the read :D
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VioleTAK
Profile Joined July 2006
4339 Posts
August 01 2006 21:57 GMT
#54
Tossgirl.... *drools*
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8882
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
2720 Posts
August 01 2006 22:10 GMT
#55
maybe Iloveoov is going to be a father?
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oshibori_probe
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States2934 Posts
August 01 2006 22:21 GMT
#56
just out of curiosity, if chuck norris fought boxer who would win?
Fuck KeSPA.
Luhh
Profile Joined October 2003
Sweden2974 Posts
August 01 2006 22:26 GMT
#57
On August 02 2006 07:21 homZ-3k wrote:
just out of curiosity, if chuck norris fought boxer who would win?

Boxer would be close to winning, then chuck would drop kick the connection for a tie and Boxer would start to cry.
I wouldn´t call him stupid, but let´s just say he´s unlucky when thinking...
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20140 Posts
August 01 2006 23:29 GMT
#58
On August 02 2006 07:21 homZ-3k wrote:
just out of curiosity, if chuck norris fought boxer who would win?


Boxer has better micro.
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
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Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-08-02 02:58:19
August 02 2006 02:58 GMT
#59
norris vs a boxer? dunno, tough call. norris is pretty old now XD
jacen
Profile Blog Joined April 2004
Austria3644 Posts
August 02 2006 03:39 GMT
#60
"an observer for the broadcasted games, NOT the Protoss unit."

DANG
there my illusion goes ...
*piep* *piep*
*piep* *piep*
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freelander
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Hungary4707 Posts
August 02 2006 07:32 GMT
#61
he will make a political career :D
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Imai_Eriko
Profile Joined January 2006
Singapore57 Posts
August 02 2006 14:14 GMT
#62
haha nice report fireblast

sex change = thanks
tKd_
Profile Joined February 2005
United States2916 Posts
August 03 2006 00:06 GMT
#63
even if he goes random i think it wouldn't help him much if he doesn't take advantage by being agressive early game.
Raidern
Profile Joined February 2005
Brazil3811 Posts
August 03 2006 00:58 GMT
#64
that's obvious that the only thing he can do is change his race.
otherwise there's no need at all for him to have his interest back. Why would he want to be interested by being a coach? There are better coaches than him prolly.
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YunhOLee
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
Canada2470 Posts
August 03 2006 02:25 GMT
#65
i bet oov will change back to zerg :o
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Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36390 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-08-03 05:52:41
August 03 2006 05:52 GMT
#66
no, hes decided to kill one of his own scvs at the beginning of each game to make it harder

edit: but he wont tell his opponents WHICH ONE hahaha
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Profile Joined February 2005
United States2916 Posts
August 05 2006 22:46 GMT
#67
hahahaha i'm not laughing actually.
Scorpion
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States1974 Posts
August 09 2006 01:36 GMT
#68
He's going to change to protoss....

Yesssssssssssss!!!!!11

Or not...

Noooooooooooo!!!!111
Mango @ U.S.East!
infecteddna
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Slovenia243 Posts
August 10 2006 18:21 GMT
#69
nono, it's official now. he's going to mine 400 minerals each game, build a second cc and fly the original cc somewhere and make the scv dance. then when all eyes are on the dancing gorilla in the studio he'll switch back to zerg, become the new KTF coach and high five reach.

,--,`` <- tossgirl's dog
prOxi.swAMi
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Australia3091 Posts
August 13 2006 20:24 GMT
#70
i hope he changes to protoss.....
Oh no
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