TL Mafia 2 [GG] - Page 179

On April 01 2008 11:23 Last Romantic wrote:
Yay, Ace is back

We were going to adopt the headless-chicken route of action but you returned~

On April 01 2008 19:28 Empyrean wrote:
Hey guys I'm mafia.





















April fools.

No, this wasn't a cleverly disguised bump.



















No wait, it was.

On April 01 2008 20:01 araav wrote:
Empy you will not wake up today...

On April 02 2008 03:07 Chuiu wrote:

It was a cold night in Liquidia and no would could deny everyone was afraid for their life this evening. Mr. Lavender was digging up Chui's grave, not quite satisfied that he was dead. He had almost gotten to the casket when ... Ninjas. Thousands of them flipping against the graves. Smashing every flower, tombstone, zombie, whatever they saw in the area. The ninja clan leader, standing on top of an old tree; he screams some hardcore battlecry in Japanese, and i'm not sure what he's saying because there are no subtitles at this part. He takes the damn casket and breaks it in half with a kung-fu touch.

NOW MR. LAVENDER IS REALLY PISSED. He turned his head to the other 999 ninjas ( *Music wails in the background* ), and starts kicking ass "the matrix" style with slow motion and everything. He killed those 999 within seconds, but... the ninja leader gets to stab him from the back and he's fucking bleeding so bad, but he couldn't care less. His lust for murder was as awesome as ever.

He stabbed the ninja leader right into his throat with Chui's stiff hand, and unleashed a series of badass roundhouse kicks to everyones faces that he learned from endless hours of watching Walker, Texas Ranger. The ninja clan leader's head instantly explodes covering the graveyard in blood, thus quenching the thirst of all zombies forever.