A Classy Game of Mafia - Page 156

On March 06 2024 13:53 raynpelikoneet wrote:

Neither of DMB and Cake arent doing anything with their read on each other. Cake likes to talk with her scumbuddies, there is no reason why she wouldn't invite her. DMB can't make a decent read on her scumbuddies. Like if there is anything that made DMB mafia last game was the trash tier read on me.

VE:

Aside from that, Palmar's progression on VE is super bad, but it's a bit unfair to call that scummy on VE.

Yeah i think JAT is town.


It's really because of him townreading you and not telling you that but telling me it and when he posted reads unprovoked, and they pretty much matched with mine. And the fact he was ACTUALLY playing while whining about not having time to play. Like there are multiple instances where he says he has to leave or has stuff to do and then he just keeps posting and posting and posting and it's all about relevant stuff. Also i would assume mafia marv would want to play in thread more (when he is playing) than in discord, since i can't make people think he is town if he doesnt look town in thread, there are too many strong or influential players who never agree with me, namely you, vivax, koshi, etc..

On March 06 2024 18:52 marvellosity wrote:

I disagree with this enough for it to be town

On March 06 2024 14:13 JacobStrangelove wrote:
So this is how day one kinda went in my mind. At least the broad strokes. Unironically I do find this type of posting helps me keep track of what's going on.

Day One in the Grackaroni Estate….

Master Oats walks into the great hall, he bumps into Governor JSL who’s just arrived last night from the States “My word you look like a proper Rascal” Says Oats, Governor JSL Promptly ignores him and goes hunting for fox’s in the morning dew.

A carriage arrives and Earl Trfel gets out, he comes in pleasantly greeting everyone and being suspiciously nice. Lord Koshi comments that he might be looking for a piece of the inheritance and is not to be trusted.

Meanwhile…. On the second floor Sir Ray grabs Vicount Marv and pulls him into a closet. “I’ve been waiting for you… every eve without you my heart grows ever fonder.” “We can’t talk like this! What if we are seen!” Exclaims Marv “I care not let the whole world hear my passion for you… but only in the closet and secretly…” Marv says “my rear is yours my love but you know I enjoy the warmth of a woman” and pushes on the edge of the closet and grabs a waiting Sandroba who had followed the Vicounts messages to the closet. “Countess! You’re here with Marv as well! I didn’t know he was such a polygamist but I am eager to share him”

Marv, Sandwiched between the the countess and Sir Ray experiences new heights of pleasure and is not seen on the dance floor all night.

Meanwhile downstairs Lord Punk Demands to dance with Duchess Cake, He doesn’t approve of her feminine whiles and thinks she’s hiding something. The duchess refuses, shock ripples throughout the crowd such a snub is unheard of in polite society why pray tell would she not simply dance with him and be done with it?

Governor Strangelove decides this rudeness should not go uncommitted and she lashes out at him and makes mean comments about the recent war.

All of a sudden Undertaker Vixax BURSTS INTO THE SCENE SCREAMING BLOODY MURDER! RANTS ABOUT HAVING THE KEYS TO THE CRYPT AND HOW HE CAN KEEP YOU SAFE IF HE LOCKS YOU IN THERE! The party is instantly in disarray.

Colonel Stars pokes his head into the ballroom goes hmmm then disappears. Count Viscera says “What’s there to be scared of I always look scary it’s okay”

Sir Ray pokes his head out of the closet and says don’t listen to him but in doing so falls out and pulls Marv and Sandro with him. Lord Koshi Screams I KNEW YOU WERE ALL IN THERE SCHEMING, and Duke Ziphh backs him up with sassy dance moves. Marquess Palmer pipes up and says we should listen to the undertaker but then grabs a dance card. For the rest of the night he refuses all dances. LT Alakaslam puts on his detective coat and hat and says I used to be a Police officer once and starts investigating the ladies dresses for clues. Everyone ignores him.

Butler Jealous and Maid Hapahauli are nowhere to be seen the food hasn’t been brought out the the guests are getting hungry.

Suddenly Lady Meatbaby arrives. The crowd falls over themselves to dance with her. She says I’ll dance with you as long as you don’t think me a whore. After the first dance Master Oats calls her a whore.

Officer Rels arrives to talk to the Undertaker about all this murder stuff and says some calming words.

Reverend Perfection has some words for the polygamist trio and has a few comments on the debauchery of the party in general.

Lord Koshi bursts back in and gathers a group around in a hush. There’s a conspiracy afoot! Sir Ray and his bisexual puppet are in on it, Lady Cake gasps. Gov Strangelove listens closer. “I can buy it yankeedoodle what’s the stitch?”

“Sir Ray is not having fun, he’s just going through the motions fucking The Viscount without enjoying the sex, I think he’s depressed as his evil conspiracy isn’t going well.” “GOD DAMN WE NEED THE POLICE HERE IF ONLY WE HAD A COP” “I’m a cop says slam quietly in the background”

Suddenly The Marquess (Palmer) asks The Viscount to a dance (Marv) They do a combination of the cha cha and the boogie which is quite odd for 1798 but at least there’s movement on the dance floor.

Lord Punk busts in overwhelmed with tears, The dancing from the Marquess is so beautiful he is overcome and grabs the Earl bends him over and vigorously fucks him in the ass. The Gov (JSL) and the Undertaker (Vivax) decide to join him in Love making as the Earl gets triple penetrated.

Justice Townie sneers and says “You’d never do that to me” Lord DP says “Try me and immediately abandons the Earl in favour of sex with the judge the three way moves on and even Palmer joins in temporarily before hate kissing Marv again.

The Reverend Perfection horrified by all the open sex tries to send a letter back to the clergy for advice but his paper stops holding ink and he is no longer able to write.

Out of nowhere the Butler Jealous bursts in with food. It’s Glorious it’s plentiful, it’s well cooked! (but not to everyone’s taste) In fact it does make some weird culinary decisions but immediately all is forgiven.


MasterOats turning turned to Lady Meat and said “Thou stillith the most whoreish here”

In the end of the day everyone eventually decides all civility is lost and the Earl passes out from exhaustion never to be seen again and The Maid Hapahauli is fired for not cleaning by the undertaker.

On March 06 2024 15:06 raynpelikoneet wrote:

I mean, i think MZ works on really weird principles and that's why i think his early game looked town. The way he went on the mayor stuff and kept his head while people were telling the stuff he said is stupid.

However i dont think he has been as vocal as i liked, MZ usually tends to make waves (usually getting scumread) but here is none waves at all. Especially when two of the people claimed, i would expect MZ reaction be like iamp x1000. He's surprisingly calm about all that shit.

On March 06 2024 13:57 CopCake wrote:


Why?

Explain me why is Darth town?
Because he did a catastrophe yesterday.

On March 06 2024 17:27 justanothertownie wrote:
Unless you want to tell me that Hapa would not do this as mafia which I think would be hard to believe.

On March 06 2024 14:21 DarthPunk wrote:
Vig shot on TTS btw.

On March 06 2024 18:56 CopCake wrote:


What is wrong with it sweet pie?

On March 06 2024 12:27 Rels wrote:
Meh on Trfel being lynched, I would have lynched over half the game before him

On March 06 2024 19:02 Palmar wrote:

Did you read DPs analysis of why I am town?

I may be hard pocketed but I did point out that he is right for the right reasons.

On March 06 2024 19:04 marvellosity wrote:

I’d be shocked if iamp or Vivax are mafia.
Wouldn’t be shocked by DP but I don’t think so either

On March 06 2024 19:07 Palmar wrote:

Don't like this take but it may be just egoposting from Rels.

I didn't think Trfel was gonna flip mafia and I didn't vote him. I explained why I didn't think he'd flip mafia.

But I'd be lying straight up if I claimed something like this. For someone who has seemingly been so little involved in the game you're claiming an awful deep understanding of the game to object to what is essentially a diet policy lynch.

On March 06 2024 19:09 CopCake wrote:


What about my town pile?

On March 06 2024 19:07 CopCake wrote:


Mafia can do that. You should know this.

On March 06 2024 19:11 Palmar wrote:
I'm glad you agree now with all my reads marv. Very convenient.

On March 06 2024 19:10 Palmar wrote:


Mafia can be right, but because they don't have to actually think to reach the right conclusion they're rarely right for the right reasons.

DP is very high on my town list. Some of the stuff I like him for isn't even alignment indicative (and some is). He thinks reasonably about the game and is very active. I don't think going after him is a viable avenue.