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Palmar's Purge: Crisis and Turmoil in Liquidia
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This is the BBC World Service! Bringing you the latest headlines from around the globe ![[image loading]](http://www.brandsoftheworld.com/sites/default/files/styles/logo-thumbnail/public/0023/3343/brand.gif?itok=BLysmm0G){kind=logo} Thrusters Primed in USSR ![[image loading]](http://static3.businessinsider.com/image/53877b22eab8ea6924b3646c/spacex2.gif) BBC undercover reporting in Soviet Russia have indicated that not only has the USSR been secretly developing propulsion technology capable of reaching space, but that they are in fact further along than many could have even dreamed! Our sources tell us that the USSR is priming the engines of their first ever spaceship for launch. Thanks to Russian engineering this could be a great step forward for mankind! What is next, the moon? | ||
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Fox News! A fair and balanced look at American society ![[image loading]](https://lh6.ggpht.com/bmdvWGTQ5xyA07ZRU_gf_RW8MQX8Oo1u8opdwg-FDmWn5OFEaq7Nt1KkwbVnX4TLV_g=w300) Fox News Offering "Legal" Assassinations: With recent changes in American law, Fox News is offering its services to eradicate people who can be clearly proven to lack the necessary patriotism to be called an American. We have a professional who's services can be acquired if proper proof and compensation is provided to Fox News. ![[image loading]](https://cdn.drawception.com/images/panels/2012/4-1/AteSzqfQXO-10.png) All offers can be sent to Fox News (ritoky or Palmar) along with reasoning as to why the person is not a patriot. We accept all items and money as offers for trade. Please note that your request and offer will be made public upon completion of the assassination. | ||
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RED ALERT! RED ALERT! BREAK-IN ATTEMPTED AT THE GULAG! ![[image loading]](https://cdn0.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/UTVqe1KfM3ld1NSfg0zPlsmKbG8=/cdn0.vox-cdn.com/assets/2632711/sirengif.gif) Status to be updated pending developments. | ||
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Fox News! A fair and balanced look at American society 1 HOUR FIRE SALE: Embedded correspondent provides security footage of break-in at the Gulag Fox News undercover correspondent and anti-Obama True American who goes by the nickname: Weedlord Bonerhitler, has provided Fox News with USSR security footage of the break-in at the Gulag. Due to the current state of affairs in the USA, we are putting this up for auction for the next hour. PM all bids to ritoky. Bidding ends @ 4 PM EST ![[image loading]](https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--rA8mL3x6--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/17p2y12z06w93png.png) | ||
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Fox News! A fair and balanced look at American society Fire Sale has ended! Man confirmed missing from USSR Gulag | ||
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Fox News! A fair and balanced look at American society Breaking News: Unpatriotic Man Being Chased Through Ikea Here is live footage from our associate's GoPro: ![[image loading]](http://i59.tinypic.com/2cnwbjq.gif) More information as the situation develops! | ||
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Fox News! A fair and balanced look at American society Disturbing Developments Regarding Gulag Escape Our investigative journalist in the USSR Weedlord Bonerhilter has submitted to Fox News further information regarding the break in at the Soviet Gulag. He uncovered some photographs taken by a couple on their anniversary date that clearly showed the prisoner stumbling onto a shanty raft that we have reason to believe is bound for Africa. More disturbingly, the escaped criminal was missing an ear and bleeding profusely from his head. USSR has issued an official bounty on this escaped convict and anyone associated with his escape. 500 million for conspirators and 1 billion for the man himself (Prices are halved if brought to Russia dead). When asked to do further reporting on the matter, Weedlord Bonerhitler responded "I need to leave Russia, now." Unpatriotic buffoons have suggested that it was Fox News who helped him escape, how can anyone blame a company that is so unabashedly AMERICAN! | ||
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Auctions Closed ![[image loading]](http://anthonysauctions.com/images/SOLD.jpg) All auction results will be resolved via PM before the end of the resolution period. Check back tomorrow for further opportunities. | ||
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Fox Business! ![[image loading]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/699974743751929856/nf8OCM2A.jpg) President of the United States BANKRUPT! On an anonymous tip from a true patriot, Fox News Financial Team looked into the financial records of the President to find out that he was completely bankrupt. Unrest from the American people over a clear lack of money management is growing. | ||
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Billy Mays Here! ![[image loading]](http://www.tampabay.com/specials/2009/audio/billy_mays_pitch/mays.jpg) HI BILLY MAYS HERE AND BOY DO I HAVE A DEAL FOR YOU! A Barrel of Green Goo ![[image loading]](https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/31sB3hdC3QL.jpg) IT IS PARTICULARLY GREEN! PM all bids to ritoky | ||
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BBC Breaking News ![[image loading]](http://ichef-1.bbci.co.uk/news/410/cpsprodpb/2BA3/production/_86817111_breaking_image_large-3.png) BREAKING NEWS ON THE RUSSIAN BORDER! BBC News reported this morning about a mass exodus of refugees from European countries into the USSR, but it appears that they won't be staying there long. News of an impending nuke has sent many of these refugees back toward the Russian border and potentially bound for Europe. Eyewitness accounts have suggested that the refugees are armed and....skeletal? Regardless, this crisis will be something the new leader of the EU will likely have to deal with. | ||
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Note: Palmar is having internet issues, this resolution phase may take longer than the last. | ||
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Fox News! A fair and balanced look at American society Chase Through Ikea Finally Ends, Anti-American Killed After an entire day of chasing an old man through Ikea. Holy shit was he surprisingly fast. Our associates have delivered on their promise: Trfel - Ingvar Kamprad was found dead holding a recently delivered box. + Show Spoiler + Ingvar Kamprad Nationality: European, Swedish Faction: Mafia Starting Location: Europe Traits: Rich Abilities:
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Fox News! A fair and balanced look at American society Black Man Found Dead After a break-in at the former President's home, the Black community feared the worst. But it turned out just some random homie died and no one cared. ![[image loading]](https://s3.amazonaws.com/hiphopdx-production/2015/05/Rich-Homie-Quan_05-27-2015-300x300.jpg) A random black homie has died | ||
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Auctions Closed All auction results will be resolved via PM before the end of the resolution period. Check back tomorrow for further opportunities. | ||
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Fox News! A fair and balanced look at American society Unwanted Green Goo Dumped into Ocean ![[image loading]](http://www.pollutionissues.com/photos/ocean-dumping-3544.jpg) After failing to make a profit on his Green Goo, Billy Mays decided it was a lost cause and dumped it into the ocean. Preliminary research from scientific groups suggest that this Goo may be eroding the Polar Ice Caps at a rate of 20% per hour. | ||
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On August 27 2016 00:35 Lunaticman wrote: Can someone answer if I'm allowed to post the QT? Lunaticman has been modkilled for breaking the rules and pissing off the host. He will be flipped when the lynch resolves. When asked for a comment Palmar only said: "Eat a dick." | ||
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Fox News! A fair and balanced look at American society Former Ruler of USSR Bitch Slapped into Oblivion Some idiot typed some questions in green in the game, people became angry, he died. Hosts are powerful entities, more powerful than God. That's what you get Lunaticman aka Arthas Menethil not just for killing your father in one of the coolest cutscenes ever, but also cuz Palmar said so. #rekt + Show Spoiler + Arthas Menethil Nationality: Lordaeron Faction: Town Starting Location: Northrend Traits: Undead, Fanatical Abilities:
Old Arthas Menethil Nationality: Lordaeron Faction: Town Starting Location: USA Traits: Undead, Fanatical, Old Abilities:
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Fecalfeast - Ash Ketchum Rels - Buzz Lightyear HalfTheSky - Zombie John Cleese Stutters656 - Cleopatra Tumblewood - Michael Vick Koshi - Koshi Kurumi - Darth Vader iamperfection - Arnold Schwarzenegger | ||
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1) electing koshi instead of disfo - regardless of koshi's perception in the game, you have 1 player who has confirmed killed mafia: disformation; he even sacrificed his secondary win con to do it. he should be elected leader....always, he was essentially universally confirmed town and putting in high levels of effort...no reason he shouldn't have been made world leader. 2) Not choosing lynch mechanic day 1 - self explanatory 3) endless town shooting town - particularly skynx shooting HF.....that was real bad 4) letting damdred and kurumi live - both should have been dead a long long time ago. damdred was completely uninvolved, uninterested, and not scum hunting for his standards and kurumi was actively refusing to do anything for large periods of time (not just afking, but actually actively claiming to be useless). 5) not using the conveyor belt properly - it was a good opportunity to purge a bunch of question marks via pulling super town people off the back or shoving tons into the fire, the conservative approach taken was the wrong one. | ||
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On August 27 2016 08:04 Kurumi wrote: teehee good job team I think I have finally forgiven RoL for what he has done in Storm. ALSO PALMAR AND RITOKY (AND GRACK) THANKS FOR THIS AWESOOOOOOOOOME GAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEE what would happen if I blew up the moon? you would have been able to move (and potentially crash the death star into the earth), maybe you would have influenced the tides and messed with global warming, and also in the event that the game launched into space (which would have happened if koshi chose nuclear war or if the door was not held) you would have had some advantage. | ||
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