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Shapelog
Profile Joined November 2015
United States5184 Posts
August 08 2016 17:37 GMT
#42
Have to /in even though I don't want too.
"Subsequently clicking post is like launching a doomsday's worth of nukes' equivalent in dopamine." -RB
Shapelog
Profile Joined November 2015
United States5184 Posts
August 11 2016 01:28 GMT
#65
On August 10 2016 14:25 Tumblewood wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 09 2016 02:37 Shapelog wrote:
Have to /in even though I don't want too.

gotta meet that post goal
+ Show Spoiler +
The year is 2017. TL is the only remaining forum mafia site, due to brilliant political maneuvering by Holyflare that led to the eventual merging and shutdowns of all other forum mafia sites. Shapelog is one of four remaining veterans of the site's days as a small space (the others being Holyflare, myself, and Chezinu, who has still played a game in every year since 2008). TL now has its own megasite dedicated to mafia, with player numbers in the thousands. The competitive scene is huge, and at the top of it all stands Shapelog: the reigning champion of mafia. Others try to spam, but no one can surpass his insurmountable post count, now numbering in the hundreds of thousands. And still, after all this time, undefeated as scum. Truly the Scum God he was predicted to be by Kush4masta!

I made it better.

I can just imagine a Esport event for Forum mafia. Literary two weeks long, and all the players are there from 9am-9pm posting and posting. Casters calling all the big cases with hype. Fans Cheering my name, as I make a gosu case on one of the other 3 Vets. Laughing at all the people who try to meta me. Shitposting thoses who trying to be good.

I actually sound more like a Heel then a Face, but hey. I be a cocky Face, you dig?

Give me a year, and that will happen. As for this year, I gotta really step up my Shit posting. I got like only 3 and a half months and have to get like 5000 posts Jeez. That is what? Roughly 110 days to do so? Meaning I would need like 45 posts a day.

Could prob. do it tbh if i had to time or effort.
"Subsequently clicking post is like launching a doomsday's worth of nukes' equivalent in dopamine." -RB
Shapelog
Profile Joined November 2015
United States5184 Posts
August 11 2016 20:41 GMT
#82
On August 11 2016 12:56 Grackaroni wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 11 2016 10:28 Shapelog wrote:
On August 10 2016 14:25 Tumblewood wrote:
On August 09 2016 02:37 Shapelog wrote:
Have to /in even though I don't want too.

gotta meet that post goal
+ Show Spoiler +
The year is 2017. TL is the only remaining forum mafia site, due to brilliant political maneuvering by Holyflare that led to the eventual merging and shutdowns of all other forum mafia sites. Shapelog is one of four remaining veterans of the site's days as a small space (the others being Holyflare, myself, and Chezinu, who has still played a game in every year since 2008). TL now has its own megasite dedicated to mafia, with player numbers in the thousands. The competitive scene is huge, and at the top of it all stands Shapelog: the reigning champion of mafia. Others try to spam, but no one can surpass his insurmountable post count, now numbering in the hundreds of thousands. And still, after all this time, undefeated as scum. Truly the Scum God he was predicted to be by Kush4masta!

I made it better.

I can just imagine a Esport event for Forum mafia. Literary two weeks long, and all the players are there from 9am-9pm posting and posting. Casters calling all the big cases with hype. Fans Cheering my name, as I make a gosu case on one of the other 3 Vets. Laughing at all the people who try to meta me. Shitposting thoses who trying to be good.

I actually sound more like a Heel then a Face, but hey. I be a cocky Face, you dig?

Give me a year, and that will happen. As for this year, I gotta really step up my Shit posting. I got like only 3 and a half months and have to get like 5000 posts Jeez. That is what? Roughly 110 days to do so? Meaning I would need like 45 posts a day.

Could prob. do it tbh if i had to time or effort.

I'm here to help you Shapelog. You need to make 5,480 shit posts in 143 days. That means you need to make 38.32 shit posts a day. I suggest a response to this one. If we play it cool we can double team this while avoiding suspicion of spamming up the thread to boost our post count.

Race Bannon was already busted last week.

That is quite a offer. Let me think about it, and respond to you later with a another post.
"Subsequently clicking post is like launching a doomsday's worth of nukes' equivalent in dopamine." -RB
Shapelog
Profile Joined November 2015
United States5184 Posts
August 11 2016 22:43 GMT
#84
I think I shall accept the offer.
"Subsequently clicking post is like launching a doomsday's worth of nukes' equivalent in dopamine." -RB
Shapelog
Profile Joined November 2015
United States5184 Posts
August 11 2016 22:44 GMT
#85
On August 12 2016 07:06 Damdred wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 12 2016 05:41 Shapelog wrote:
On August 11 2016 12:56 Grackaroni wrote:
On August 11 2016 10:28 Shapelog wrote:
On August 10 2016 14:25 Tumblewood wrote:
On August 09 2016 02:37 Shapelog wrote:
Have to /in even though I don't want too.

gotta meet that post goal
+ Show Spoiler +
The year is 2017. TL is the only remaining forum mafia site, due to brilliant political maneuvering by Holyflare that led to the eventual merging and shutdowns of all other forum mafia sites. Shapelog is one of four remaining veterans of the site's days as a small space (the others being Holyflare, myself, and Chezinu, who has still played a game in every year since 2008). TL now has its own megasite dedicated to mafia, with player numbers in the thousands. The competitive scene is huge, and at the top of it all stands Shapelog: the reigning champion of mafia. Others try to spam, but no one can surpass his insurmountable post count, now numbering in the hundreds of thousands. And still, after all this time, undefeated as scum. Truly the Scum God he was predicted to be by Kush4masta!

I made it better.

I can just imagine a Esport event for Forum mafia. Literary two weeks long, and all the players are there from 9am-9pm posting and posting. Casters calling all the big cases with hype. Fans Cheering my name, as I make a gosu case on one of the other 3 Vets. Laughing at all the people who try to meta me. Shitposting thoses who trying to be good.

I actually sound more like a Heel then a Face, but hey. I be a cocky Face, you dig?

Give me a year, and that will happen. As for this year, I gotta really step up my Shit posting. I got like only 3 and a half months and have to get like 5000 posts Jeez. That is what? Roughly 110 days to do so? Meaning I would need like 45 posts a day.

Could prob. do it tbh if i had to time or effort.

I'm here to help you Shapelog. You need to make 5,480 shit posts in 143 days. That means you need to make 38.32 shit posts a day. I suggest a response to this one. If we play it cool we can double team this while avoiding suspicion of spamming up the thread to boost our post count.

Race Bannon was already busted last week.

That is quite a offer. Let me think about it, and respond to you later with a another post.


I'm goin to out you both

Out me to whom exactly? TL's Staff knows I shitpost here, and I even summoned the might Toon Bisudagger to the Mafia forums with it as well.

Besides, You don't even know my real name Dammy Boy.
"Subsequently clicking post is like launching a doomsday's worth of nukes' equivalent in dopamine." -RB
Shapelog
Profile Joined November 2015
United States5184 Posts
August 11 2016 23:43 GMT
#87
On August 12 2016 08:30 BisuDagger wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 12 2016 07:44 Shapelog wrote:
On August 12 2016 07:06 Damdred wrote:
On August 12 2016 05:41 Shapelog wrote:
On August 11 2016 12:56 Grackaroni wrote:
On August 11 2016 10:28 Shapelog wrote:
On August 10 2016 14:25 Tumblewood wrote:
On August 09 2016 02:37 Shapelog wrote:
Have to /in even though I don't want too.

gotta meet that post goal
+ Show Spoiler +
The year is 2017. TL is the only remaining forum mafia site, due to brilliant political maneuvering by Holyflare that led to the eventual merging and shutdowns of all other forum mafia sites. Shapelog is one of four remaining veterans of the site's days as a small space (the others being Holyflare, myself, and Chezinu, who has still played a game in every year since 2008). TL now has its own megasite dedicated to mafia, with player numbers in the thousands. The competitive scene is huge, and at the top of it all stands Shapelog: the reigning champion of mafia. Others try to spam, but no one can surpass his insurmountable post count, now numbering in the hundreds of thousands. And still, after all this time, undefeated as scum. Truly the Scum God he was predicted to be by Kush4masta!

I made it better.

I can just imagine a Esport event for Forum mafia. Literary two weeks long, and all the players are there from 9am-9pm posting and posting. Casters calling all the big cases with hype. Fans Cheering my name, as I make a gosu case on one of the other 3 Vets. Laughing at all the people who try to meta me. Shitposting thoses who trying to be good.

I actually sound more like a Heel then a Face, but hey. I be a cocky Face, you dig?

Give me a year, and that will happen. As for this year, I gotta really step up my Shit posting. I got like only 3 and a half months and have to get like 5000 posts Jeez. That is what? Roughly 110 days to do so? Meaning I would need like 45 posts a day.

Could prob. do it tbh if i had to time or effort.

I'm here to help you Shapelog. You need to make 5,480 shit posts in 143 days. That means you need to make 38.32 shit posts a day. I suggest a response to this one. If we play it cool we can double team this while avoiding suspicion of spamming up the thread to boost our post count.

Race Bannon was already busted last week.

That is quite a offer. Let me think about it, and respond to you later with a another post.


I'm goin to out you both

Out me to whom exactly? TL's Staff knows I shitpost here, and I even summoned the might Toon Bisudagger to the Mafia forums with it as well.

Besides, You don't even know my real name Dammy Boy.


You rang?
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"Subsequently clicking post is like launching a doomsday's worth of nukes' equivalent in dopamine." -RB
Shapelog
Profile Joined November 2015
United States5184 Posts
August 12 2016 00:27 GMT
#89
On August 12 2016 08:54 BisuDagger wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 12 2016 08:43 Shapelog wrote:
On August 12 2016 08:30 BisuDagger wrote:
On August 12 2016 07:44 Shapelog wrote:
On August 12 2016 07:06 Damdred wrote:
On August 12 2016 05:41 Shapelog wrote:
On August 11 2016 12:56 Grackaroni wrote:
On August 11 2016 10:28 Shapelog wrote:
On August 10 2016 14:25 Tumblewood wrote:
On August 09 2016 02:37 Shapelog wrote:
Have to /in even though I don't want too.

gotta meet that post goal
+ Show Spoiler +
The year is 2017. TL is the only remaining forum mafia site, due to brilliant political maneuvering by Holyflare that led to the eventual merging and shutdowns of all other forum mafia sites. Shapelog is one of four remaining veterans of the site's days as a small space (the others being Holyflare, myself, and Chezinu, who has still played a game in every year since 2008). TL now has its own megasite dedicated to mafia, with player numbers in the thousands. The competitive scene is huge, and at the top of it all stands Shapelog: the reigning champion of mafia. Others try to spam, but no one can surpass his insurmountable post count, now numbering in the hundreds of thousands. And still, after all this time, undefeated as scum. Truly the Scum God he was predicted to be by Kush4masta!

I made it better.

I can just imagine a Esport event for Forum mafia. Literary two weeks long, and all the players are there from 9am-9pm posting and posting. Casters calling all the big cases with hype. Fans Cheering my name, as I make a gosu case on one of the other 3 Vets. Laughing at all the people who try to meta me. Shitposting thoses who trying to be good.

I actually sound more like a Heel then a Face, but hey. I be a cocky Face, you dig?

Give me a year, and that will happen. As for this year, I gotta really step up my Shit posting. I got like only 3 and a half months and have to get like 5000 posts Jeez. That is what? Roughly 110 days to do so? Meaning I would need like 45 posts a day.

Could prob. do it tbh if i had to time or effort.

I'm here to help you Shapelog. You need to make 5,480 shit posts in 143 days. That means you need to make 38.32 shit posts a day. I suggest a response to this one. If we play it cool we can double team this while avoiding suspicion of spamming up the thread to boost our post count.

Race Bannon was already busted last week.

That is quite a offer. Let me think about it, and respond to you later with a another post.


I'm goin to out you both

Out me to whom exactly? TL's Staff knows I shitpost here, and I even summoned the might Toon Bisudagger to the Mafia forums with it as well.

Besides, You don't even know my real name Dammy Boy.


You rang?
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Literally watching super natural season 3 right now haha.

Nice, What episode are you on?
"Subsequently clicking post is like launching a doomsday's worth of nukes' equivalent in dopamine." -RB
Shapelog
Profile Joined November 2015
United States5184 Posts
August 12 2016 22:27 GMT
#104
On August 12 2016 10:15 BisuDagger wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 12 2016 09:27 Shapelog wrote:
On August 12 2016 08:54 BisuDagger wrote:
On August 12 2016 08:43 Shapelog wrote:
On August 12 2016 08:30 BisuDagger wrote:
On August 12 2016 07:44 Shapelog wrote:
On August 12 2016 07:06 Damdred wrote:
On August 12 2016 05:41 Shapelog wrote:
On August 11 2016 12:56 Grackaroni wrote:
On August 11 2016 10:28 Shapelog wrote:
[quote]
I made it better.

I can just imagine a Esport event for Forum mafia. Literary two weeks long, and all the players are there from 9am-9pm posting and posting. Casters calling all the big cases with hype. Fans Cheering my name, as I make a gosu case on one of the other 3 Vets. Laughing at all the people who try to meta me. Shitposting thoses who trying to be good.

I actually sound more like a Heel then a Face, but hey. I be a cocky Face, you dig?

Give me a year, and that will happen. As for this year, I gotta really step up my Shit posting. I got like only 3 and a half months and have to get like 5000 posts Jeez. That is what? Roughly 110 days to do so? Meaning I would need like 45 posts a day.

Could prob. do it tbh if i had to time or effort.

I'm here to help you Shapelog. You need to make 5,480 shit posts in 143 days. That means you need to make 38.32 shit posts a day. I suggest a response to this one. If we play it cool we can double team this while avoiding suspicion of spamming up the thread to boost our post count.

Race Bannon was already busted last week.

That is quite a offer. Let me think about it, and respond to you later with a another post.


I'm goin to out you both

Out me to whom exactly? TL's Staff knows I shitpost here, and I even summoned the might Toon Bisudagger to the Mafia forums with it as well.

Besides, You don't even know my real name Dammy Boy.


You rang?
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Literally watching super natural season 3 right now haha.

Nice, What episode are you on?

Episode 1, just finished the epic battle with yellow eyes.

Nice.
Season 4 is the best due to Crowley coming into the picture.
"Subsequently clicking post is like launching a doomsday's worth of nukes' equivalent in dopamine." -RB
Shapelog
Profile Joined November 2015
United States5184 Posts
August 12 2016 22:28 GMT
#105
On August 12 2016 23:12 marvellosity wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 12 2016 07:43 Shapelog wrote:
I think I shall accept the offer.

As if any of you know how to spam post count in mafia.

Veritable babies of the trade

Lol,
only like 80 of my posts isn't from this sub froum.
"Subsequently clicking post is like launching a doomsday's worth of nukes' equivalent in dopamine." -RB
Shapelog
Profile Joined November 2015
United States5184 Posts
August 13 2016 23:51 GMT
#110
This is an unusual game, and as such, the rules are also unusual. The most important rule is to just not piss me off.
Would me Pming you about What is Damdred's rank count as pissing you off?

What was his rank btw?
"Subsequently clicking post is like launching a doomsday's worth of nukes' equivalent in dopamine." -RB
Shapelog
Profile Joined November 2015
United States5184 Posts
August 15 2016 00:58 GMT
#122
On August 14 2016 10:33 Damdred wrote:
My rank in what? Power ranking in site? If so I was top 8 now, used to be top 4 before I went to just using tge phone rip

Lol no it was about storm. I keep asking Palmar what rank you were since you were a Combat Doctor.
"Subsequently clicking post is like launching a doomsday's worth of nukes' equivalent in dopamine." -RB
Shapelog
Profile Joined November 2015
United States5184 Posts
August 15 2016 01:27 GMT
#124
Also, tomorrow is my birthday! If you do not town read me, and catch scum for me. I am going to shoot you since I know i am going to have a gun since this is a Palmar's game and gun laws haven't been invented yet.

Honestly i would laugh if Palmar was a very Pro gun control guy.
"Subsequently clicking post is like launching a doomsday's worth of nukes' equivalent in dopamine." -RB
Shapelog
Profile Joined November 2015
United States5184 Posts
August 16 2016 16:48 GMT
#965
Best or worse b-day present?
48 pages of what is either actual content (boo) or spam (yay!)?

Anyways, give me a few mins. Did not expect the thread to be so big rofl. Also,
On August 17 2016 01:38 disformation wrote:
onegu is nuking superbia
artanis stole superbias legs.
hf and me are fighting for us president.
some ppl probably have alignmenzs.

Upon seeing this, either people think Superbia is scum, people are racist to superbia, or Onegu is trump and this is the world where trump wins the election.

Also i want to ran for pres. so hopefully there are more then US. because i do not want to deal with this Trumpic Us.
"Subsequently clicking post is like launching a doomsday's worth of nukes' equivalent in dopamine." -RB
Shapelog
Profile Joined November 2015
United States5184 Posts
August 16 2016 16:52 GMT
#974
Honestly if the thread is this:
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I will just bother palmar till he exiles me to Antarctica.
"Subsequently clicking post is like launching a doomsday's worth of nukes' equivalent in dopamine." -RB
Shapelog
Profile Joined November 2015
United States5184 Posts
August 16 2016 16:56 GMT
#980
On August 17 2016 01:50 Superbia wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 17 2016 01:48 Shapelog wrote:
Best or worse b-day present?
48 pages of what is either actual content (boo) or spam (yay!)?

Anyways, give me a few mins. Did not expect the thread to be so big rofl. Also,
On August 17 2016 01:38 disformation wrote:
onegu is nuking superbia
artanis stole superbias legs.
hf and me are fighting for us president.
some ppl probably have alignmenzs.

Upon seeing this, either people think Superbia is scum, people are racist to superbia, or Onegu is trump and this is the world where trump wins the election.

Also i want to ran for pres. so hopefully there are more then US. because i do not want to deal with this Trumpic Us.


It's racism.

Oh, then screw superbias.
On August 17 2016 01:53 disformation wrote:
hts:
onegu is kim il of north korea and 3rd party. i say this like 5 times in my filter.
no clue wtf art is up to.

shape:
i am trump.

Ok,

If I fly to Europe and slowly take over the government, want to be bffs?

Also if anyone wants to inform me wtf is going on, I happy give my thoughts before I get enough time to actually go through his mess.
"Subsequently clicking post is like launching a doomsday's worth of nukes' equivalent in dopamine." -RB
Shapelog
Profile Joined November 2015
United States5184 Posts
August 16 2016 17:03 GMT
#985
Actually, I like that idea of being ruler

Who are you going to call?
Shapelog


My dear thread, i know i haven't even begun to read your problems. But it is because, I am focused the rest of our world. True, this almost 50 page thread has some problems sure. But look at china. They don't even have fucking pandas anymore. Or Denmark, which looks like the joker drew when he got bored of his character being molested by a new actor.

Friends, I urg you to elect me, Shapelog the third, to be overlord of:
Mexico,
Asia,
Canada,
Finland,
Europe,
Africa,
Greenland,
Austria
and Antarctica

While you drive to elect me, I shall read the thread in about
"Subsequently clicking post is like launching a doomsday's worth of nukes' equivalent in dopamine." -RB
Shapelog
Profile Joined November 2015
United States5184 Posts
August 16 2016 17:04 GMT
#986
On August 17 2016 02:00 Dandel Ion wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 17 2016 01:56 Shapelog wrote:
On August 17 2016 01:50 Superbia wrote:
On August 17 2016 01:48 Shapelog wrote:
Best or worse b-day present?
48 pages of what is either actual content (boo) or spam (yay!)?

Anyways, give me a few mins. Did not expect the thread to be so big rofl. Also,
On August 17 2016 01:38 disformation wrote:
onegu is nuking superbia
artanis stole superbias legs.
hf and me are fighting for us president.
some ppl probably have alignmenzs.

Upon seeing this, either people think Superbia is scum, people are racist to superbia, or Onegu is trump and this is the world where trump wins the election.

Also i want to ran for pres. so hopefully there are more then US. because i do not want to deal with this Trumpic Us.


It's racism.

Oh, then screw superbias.
On August 17 2016 01:53 disformation wrote:
hts:
onegu is kim il of north korea and 3rd party. i say this like 5 times in my filter.
no clue wtf art is up to.

shape:
i am trump.

Ok,

If I fly to Europe and slowly take over the government, want to be bffs?

Also if anyone wants to inform me wtf is going on, I happy give my thoughts before I get enough time to actually go through his mess.

not happy enough to do it by yourself though

Nope,
that is for poor people like superbia
"Subsequently clicking post is like launching a doomsday's worth of nukes' equivalent in dopamine." -RB
Shapelog
Profile Joined November 2015
United States5184 Posts
August 16 2016 17:10 GMT
#992
On August 17 2016 02:08 Skynx wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 17 2016 02:03 Shapelog wrote:
Actually, I like that idea of being ruler

Who are you going to call?
Shapelog


My dear thread, i know i haven't even begun to read your problems. But it is because, I am focused the rest of our world. True, this almost 50 page thread has some problems sure. But look at china. They don't even have fucking pandas anymore. Or Denmark, which looks like the joker drew when he got bored of his character being molested by a new actor.

Friends, I urg you to elect me, Shapelog the third, to be overlord of:
Mexico,
Asia,
Canada,
Finland,
Europe,
Africa,
Greenland,
Austria
and Antarctica

While you drive to elect me, I shall read the thread in about

What are you doing?

Eating foodz in RL, in that post trying to become supreme overlord of the rest of the earth minus America.
Modest goals i know. But we must start somewhere. Hopefully, i can take over the moon by when I reach 40 if my investments don't turn up empty.
"Subsequently clicking post is like launching a doomsday's worth of nukes' equivalent in dopamine." -RB
Shapelog
Profile Joined November 2015
United States5184 Posts
August 16 2016 17:16 GMT
#997

Europe is still trying to figure out how to deal with governance. The rise of nationalism and facism threatens the european project. Only a strong democratic union can fight those off. Law and Order remains intact throughout Europe, despite mounting pressure of refugees.

The British decision to leave the European Union has had a profound impact on the exchange rate of the GBP.

Soviet Russia has upcoming elections. The state remains firmly in the grasp of communism. Recent polls by the Communist Party have the Communist Party at record high favorable ratings!

Civil war rages across Africa, various factions fight for dominance. The region is in complete lawlessness.

As for the rest of the world, law and order remains intact in most places. Please be mindful of the consequences of your actions.

...
That seems like a lot of work, minus Asia and Austria.
"Subsequently clicking post is like launching a doomsday's worth of nukes' equivalent in dopamine." -RB
Shapelog
Profile Joined November 2015
United States5184 Posts
August 16 2016 17:16 GMT
#999
On August 17 2016 02:15 Damdred wrote:
Oh god I'm so rich in this game idk what to do with it

I bet i have more then you.

Release your Tax returns!
"Subsequently clicking post is like launching a doomsday's worth of nukes' equivalent in dopamine." -RB
Shapelog
Profile Joined November 2015
United States5184 Posts
August 16 2016 17:19 GMT
#1004
Oh I suppose I have to take USSR or America..
##I announce my candidacy for General Secretary of the Central committee of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union and everything else then america
"Subsequently clicking post is like launching a doomsday's worth of nukes' equivalent in dopamine." -RB
Shapelog
Profile Joined November 2015
United States5184 Posts
August 16 2016 17:19 GMT
#1006
On August 17 2016 02:19 Damdred wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 17 2016 02:16 Shapelog wrote:
On August 17 2016 02:15 Damdred wrote:
Oh god I'm so rich in this game idk what to do with it

I bet i have more then you.

Release your Tax returns!


100000000000

Is what I have!

2 billion euros bitch
"Subsequently clicking post is like launching a doomsday's worth of nukes' equivalent in dopamine." -RB
Shapelog
Profile Joined November 2015
United States5184 Posts
August 16 2016 17:28 GMT
#1011
On August 17 2016 02:22 Damdred wrote:
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On August 17 2016 02:19 Shapelog wrote:
On August 17 2016 02:19 Damdred wrote:
On August 17 2016 02:16 Shapelog wrote:
On August 17 2016 02:15 Damdred wrote:
Oh god I'm so rich in this game idk what to do with it

I bet i have more then you.

Release your Tax returns!


100000000000

Is what I have!

2 billion euros bitch


I think I have 100 billion USD

I'm not good at conversions.

...
I HAVE EUROS, YOU DON'T, THAT MEANS I AM MUCH BETTER THEN YOU!
(also rofl vivax)
"Subsequently clicking post is like launching a doomsday's worth of nukes' equivalent in dopamine." -RB
Shapelog
Profile Joined November 2015
United States5184 Posts
August 16 2016 17:33 GMT
#1013
On August 16 2016 09:55 Onegu wrote:
First off nobody said they will make america great again who is running for president so F them.

Second I am the only one Democratic enough for Russia.

##I announce my candidacy for General Secretary of the Central committee of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union

Idiot thinks USSR is Democratic
Don't elect him
On August 16 2016 10:22 Chezinu wrote:
TOTAL SOVIET VICTORY!




##I announce my candidacy for General Secretary of the Central committee of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union

Let us continue the Legacy!


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On August 16 2009 22:54 Caller wrote:
TOTAL SOVIET VICTORY

Congratulations Comrades! Despite the fact that we only took about 85% casualties, and failed to kill all of the Ukrainians, we have managed to capture the treacherous Ukrainian capital! While our division took heavy losses for the motherland, the other 30 motor-rifle divisions, not to mention 88th Guards Tank Division and 1st Shock Army, were able to wipe out the remaining Ukrainian resistance without any trouble at all!

It is my distinct honor to designate the 3rd Liquidgrad Motor-Rifle Division with our new name, “The Screaming Banshees,” for our service in this police action.

Unfortunately, we had a few surprises. We saw former Field Marshal Ace had hijacked a T-34 tank and was driving it off into Germany. We searched his possessions and found a Swastika, an Iron Cross, vampire blood, and a Hitler mustache. The man was clearly a Nazi.

We also noticed that decafchicken had left in a captured Ukrainian tank. We found his tracks were off in the direction of Ace, and also noticed that he had Mossad insignia in his bunk.
In any case, I have been authorized by High Command to award fellow Comrades for their services in this Great Patriotic War!

Hero of the Soviet Union: Chezinu, Caller
Order of Lenin: Ver, Showtime!
Order of the October Revolution: Plexa, ~OpZ~, ydg, Kuja900


And we also have received news that the Ukrainian Government-in-Exile is awarding rewards to their cowardly terrorists!

Hero of Ukraine: Caller
The Wise Order of Prince Yaroslav: Trancestorm
Order of Bohdan Khmelnytsky: Shikyo, IloveKT




GG All, Will Release Roles/Actions/Whatever upon request and whenever I have time.

...
Crap.

Well, um....
ELECT ME SINCE YOU DIDN"T GIVE ME ANYTHING FOR MY BIRTHDAY.

Also This will be our themesong in the USSR:

and


Also about GB at page 10ish, nothing really stands out for me other then maybe just waiting for things to happen instead of doing things.
"Subsequently clicking post is like launching a doomsday's worth of nukes' equivalent in dopamine." -RB
Shapelog
Profile Joined November 2015
United States5184 Posts
August 16 2016 17:34 GMT
#1014
I am also about to lose connection so...:/
"Subsequently clicking post is like launching a doomsday's worth of nukes' equivalent in dopamine." -RB
Shapelog
Profile Joined November 2015
United States5184 Posts
August 18 2016 00:00 GMT
#2013
This is fucking bullshit.

Which one of you arses freed me from Gulag?

Grack was it you?
"Subsequently clicking post is like launching a doomsday's worth of nukes' equivalent in dopamine." -RB
Shapelog
Profile Joined November 2015
United States5184 Posts
August 18 2016 16:47 GMT
#2032
So I only have 1 post. A course.
OH AND I HAVE A ICEE MACHINE! I stole it after they put it in Gulag to keep me from spamming. Idk what they do, unless it gets random events or escapes.
I also was horribly attacked by a stranger, who didn't let me choose basically to escape, and took my ear.
And I am on a Raft. Guess USSR wasn't the way to get rule over eurpoe.

I will comment more, but for right now, A few things to answer.
On August 18 2016 18:55 prplhz wrote:
@Shapelog Why is it a problem that you're not in the gulag anymore? Doesn't sound like a nice place.

IT WAS WONDERFUL.

I GOT ICEES FROM IT and pissed off the hosts at the same time. And I could post as much as I wanted too.
Man it was heaven. I even made a post card for you guys!
[image loading]
I still also have 2 billion euros, for some reason....

I also didn't have to read the 100 page game.
On August 18 2016 14:53 Stutters695 wrote:
American citizens. You can answer this when you're posting anyway or even d2, but it's important I know this. Did you receive a birth certificate as an item to prove your US allegiance?

No.

Nor do I care american.

(In case your wondering, Gulag was just a QT for myself due to running for USSR leadership. which is ironic since Karl Marx didn't come up with the idea of communism in russia (he was in europe) and I couldn't apperently do it.

Lunatic should prob. state if he has anything special in plan.
Skynx needs to explain the shot.
If dis hasn't, he should reveal who he sent to kill? I mean, it would apply pressure to those. Maybe it isn't such a good idea since mafia would know, yet, if it is afkers i doubt mafia would shoot there anyways.
I can state my bonus things if you want.
[image loading]
I am wanted in russia, and if you think of turning me in.
Then watch this. Your going to need it.

"Subsequently clicking post is like launching a doomsday's worth of nukes' equivalent in dopamine." -RB
Shapelog
Profile Joined November 2015
United States5184 Posts
August 29 2016 22:11 GMT
#4671
I can see it now....

Shapelog:



Goal 1: Become the richest person on earth

Result: Lost everything, including 1 ear.

Goal 2: Become the ruler of Europe.

Result:
Got thrown in communism jail for running for what he thought was the Europe election. Was given a icee machine. Was broken out against will. Sent on raft to Africa.

Finish the game? No, lost Home CP (X2)

Alignment won game? No, Due to absence, town was mislead. If present, things might of been different.




Final Score:

"Subsequently clicking post is like launching a doomsday's worth of nukes' equivalent in dopamine." -RB
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