Palmar's Purge: Crisis and Turmoil in Liquidia - Page 108

On August 19 2016 16:53 sicklucker wrote:
What birth certificate? I can check. last night it told me artanis is human

On August 19 2016 02:10 Stutters695 wrote:
Second night post, but I want to get this out there.

I was the one who robbed GB. I received cash as well as a birth certificate which allows me to appear as a US citizen to checks, participate in elections and vote in the US.

If it was just the money, I wouldn't have said anything but this calls into question his role claim to me.

On August 19 2016 16:43 sicklucker wrote:


if you reread the context I said I was joking. I even said I was joking a few posts later when asked. One post before I made this I even said it was a bad idea to say your nationality implying I was joking.

But what is your nationality?

On August 19 2016 07:00 Palmar wrote:
Remember that in order to run for office or vote you must either be European or Muslim.

On August 19 2016 07:00 Palmar wrote:

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The Sun is going haywire these days. There is an extreme increase in UV Radiation around everywhere in Space. Governments around the world have issued warning that citizens should take care when exposed to open sunshine and use protection or shading to ensure a lower risk of cancer.

And this ties neatly into our next story...

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The current year is by a long shot the hottest one to date. It is believed that the nuclear wars between the USSR and North Korea are causing global warming in abdundance, despite nuclear weapons producing no significant amount of greenhouse gases or the fact that if anything the increase of dust in the atmosphere should contribute to a cooling effect.

Scientists are still working to figure out what is going on.

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For reasons unknown, ever since the change in leadership in the USSR, refugees from Europe have simply picked up and left, now streaming into the Soviet Union en masse. There is no explanation for this activity and when asked, the refugees seem unsure and absent minded themselves about why they have chosen the great union over their previous destination of Europe.
Following the unexpected solution to the refugee crisis, European leaders are finally united enough to organize for a democratic Election. More on that later.

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Today there will be presidential elections in America. President GlowingBear is expected to run again, but it is not yet clear if anyone will mount a serious challenge to him.

For the candidates: Please announce your candidacy officially in the thread by typing:

##I announce my candidacy for the President of the United States of America

For the voters: Please vote for one of the candidates by submitting their name in a PM to the host before Friday, Aug 19 10:00pm GMT (GMT+00:00)

Anyone currently on US soil gains American Citizenship thanks to anchor babies and various other rules.

Remember that in order to run for office or vote you must be a citizen of America. Any fraud will be punished severely.

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Today there will be elections for control of the European Parliament.

For the candidates: Please announce your candidacy officially in the thread by typing:

##I announce my candidacy for the Chancellor of Europe

For the voters: Please vote for one of the candidates by submitting their name in a PM to the host before Friday, Aug 19 10:00pm GMT (GMT+00:00)

Remember that in order to run for office or vote you must either be European or Muslim.

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Africa seems to be less unstable these days. This is excellent news for Africans.

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The Soviet Economy is booming after the successful implementation of the latest 5 year plan. Galactic Credits are currently not accepted as currency due to the situation in Space.

The Euro has fallen slightly, and Ears continue to rise. The GBP remains uncharacteristically weak.

Exchange rates around the world:

1 Gold = 500,000 Dollars
1 Galactic Credit = UNABLE TO TRADE
1 Ruble = 1 Dollars
1 Euro = 0.5 Dollar
1 GBP = 0.1 Dollars
1 Ear = 20,000,000 Dollars



The unknown animal in Soviet Russia remains uncaught.

Spaceship research has ground to a halt after the death of Yuri Gagarin and the shutdown of the Soviet space program.

Nuclear research has ground to a halt following the decimation of North KOrea.

Global Warming seems to be absolutely real. While not dangerous yet, the Earth is hotter than ever before.

The solar flares have left space uninhabitable.

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Classifieds

Selling weird looking fish


Found this fish in my garden. I have no idea what it is. Please buy it from me, I don’t like it.
Send all offers to Palmar

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Day 2 has started. Have fun!

On August 19 2016 17:48 sicklucker wrote:
rofl? not sure if serious

On August 19 2016 18:05 disformation wrote:
See this is why I have trust issues.
Is art telling the truth or is causing a lot of global warming related to one of his win cons?

No fucken clue