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keanuisgod
Profile Joined February 2016
271 Posts
February 19 2016 17:39 GMT
#901
Regarding Warty, check out these posts:

On February 19 2016 08:16 Wartrukk wrote:
Worked my way up from smaller bullets until I could survive a normal sized bullet


On February 19 2016 08:17 keanuisgod wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 19 2016 08:16 Wartrukk wrote:
Worked my way up from smaller bullets until I could survive a normal sized bullet


Hmm. Are these smaller bullets still in your body? How did you get them out if not?


On February 19 2016 08:20 keanuisgod wrote:
If you got them out, I'd find that suspicious. I am the only one on town's side who can take out bullets, and I don't remember taking out yours.
This either means you are scum, and one of your scumbuddies has first-aid training, or you drugged me some night and forced me to operate on you without my knowledge.

Did you roofie me?


On February 19 2016 08:21 Wartrukk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 19 2016 08:20 keanuisgod wrote:
If you got them out, I'd find that suspicious. I am the only one on town's side who can take out bullets, and I don't remember taking out yours.
This either means you are scum, and one of your scumbuddies has first-aid training, or you drugged me some night and forced me to operate on you without my knowledge.

Did you roofie me?

Wait which drink did you have again? I thought my nod was lacklustre


When he said he had gotten rid of small bullets, I was immediately suspicious of him. How could he have gotten rid of bullets if I didn't visit him at night (to cure his wounds as Doctor)? The only possibility would be he had a scumbuddy help him.
But there was a way he could be town, which I mention above.

Then check out his response. It feels genuine, it certainly feels like he vaguely remembers that night, and remembers drugging my drink but doesn't have all the details about it. That's how he would actually react if he had actually roofied me on our date together, and then abused me to cure his wounds.
He must have thought that having bullet holes in his body would make me suspicious of him, so that's why he wiped my memories later. You don't have to worry about it Warty, I understand perfectly

If he was scum I'd have expected more lies. I'd have expected a wall of text detailing a huge fake scenario that didn't happen, or Warty panicking after I found him out. But that didn't happen, Warty reacted very townily in front of the pressure of a D4 where he'd "obviously" get lynched.

Also notice how he's still consistent with his "I don't care" behavior. If he was scum I'd have expected his behavior to change to try and lynch robik with all his might instead, but he didn't. This is townie
Whoa!
keanuisgod
Profile Joined February 2016
271 Posts
February 19 2016 17:39 GMT
#902
Let's do this!

[image loading]

##Vote: Iwasrobik
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keanuisgod
Profile Joined February 2016
271 Posts
February 19 2016 19:56 GMT
#903
There is a way I could change my mind about you. I have a question to ask you, that if you answer correctly it might prove that I am actually wrong.

However, I'll wait for you to respond first before asking it.
Whoa!
Iwasrobik
Profile Joined February 2016
190 Posts
February 19 2016 22:24 GMT
#904
Looooool obvious troll is obvious :D
Iwasrobik
Profile Joined February 2016
190 Posts
February 19 2016 22:24 GMT
#905
Bring it on bro!
Iwasrobik
Profile Joined February 2016
190 Posts
February 19 2016 23:13 GMT
#906
No ? Scared ? Alright I understand ...
Gonna sleep soon, so see you around deadline cause I'm not checking the thread until then. Maybe I'll check it in the morning but if that's the case that will be very fast :p
Iwasrobik
Profile Joined February 2016
190 Posts
February 19 2016 23:13 GMT
#907
The good news is that I have some network
keanuisgod
Profile Joined February 2016
271 Posts
February 20 2016 00:45 GMT
#908
On February 20 2016 07:24 Iwasrobik wrote:
Looooool obvious troll is obvious :D


Ok, I'm super convinced you are scum now.

However, I still have that question to ask of you, just in case you answer it correctly
Whoa!
keanuisgod
Profile Joined February 2016
271 Posts
February 20 2016 00:49 GMT
#909
So robik (and ONLY robik), please answer this:

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Whoa!
Iwasrobik
Profile Joined February 2016
190 Posts
February 20 2016 08:33 GMT
#910
1!
Right ?
keanuisgod
Profile Joined February 2016
271 Posts
February 20 2016 16:59 GMT
#911
*sigh*

I had so much faith on you. But I know this now, it's not your fault. You were converted to scum only because I failed to you as a child. I forgot to take care of you properly, didn't give you enough love, didn't realize the problems you were facing in high-school.
Now, for some reason, you got involved in the mafia and I'm forced to kill you today.

I...I...I don't think I can do this. Is this something you really want of your life? Are you happy?
Because if so, that's the only thing that matters to me.

This town is already destroyed, and I can't let you kill an innocent person in Warty. There's only one thing I can do ...

##Unvote
##Vote: keanuisgod
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keanuisgod
Profile Joined February 2016
271 Posts
February 20 2016 20:27 GMT
#912
But, this would mean you'd be left alone with Warty...

...do you think Warty could be a bad person? I mean, he did not care at all about town when all of us started getting murdered, and he did admit to date-rape me.
Would you be safe with him here, alone, after I'm gone?


... maybe a world with only mafia around wouldn't be so bad, right? I'm sure you could turn the mafia around and make it a prosperous organization, right robik? I could really help you with that.
Whoa!
keanuisgod
Profile Joined February 2016
271 Posts
February 20 2016 20:36 GMT
#913
Do they have cream bagels in the mafia?
Whoa!
Iwasrobik
Profile Joined February 2016
190 Posts
February 20 2016 21:10 GMT
#914
Lol so you're really shape :p you're really funny but I'll be very mad if you throw the game
Wartrukk
Profile Joined February 2016
152 Posts
February 20 2016 21:20 GMT
#915
I don't know what's going on if you nolynch he just kills you since you can't save yourself twice...
keanuisgod
Profile Joined February 2016
271 Posts
February 20 2016 21:20 GMT
#916
Actually, let's do this instead

##Unvote
##Vote: Wartrukk


I'm sorry Warty. I know you are town, but you are just collateral damage here. Me and robik here are gonna start a new era of mafia management.
Mafia won't just hide inside towns and attempt to kill all of them. I mean, what's the sustainability of that? Kill all your customers and the whole wide world? That's insane. We need to convince townies that we are the better alternative.
The government has their NSAs, FBIs, and stuff all designed to punish the common townie. Well, guess what, we won't. We'll give free healthcare, free education, and free bagels to all townies that accept us into their lives.

Remember, the only difference between mafia and townies is just a color (and guns .... lots and lots of guns).

This starts NOW, in this town right here, with me being the first townie convert

Come on!
[image loading]
Whoa!
keanuisgod
Profile Joined February 2016
271 Posts
February 20 2016 21:21 GMT
#917
On February 21 2016 05:36 keanuisgod wrote:
Do they have cream bagels in the mafia?


This is very important though. Please tell me there are, if not I'm voting you again
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Wartrukk
Profile Joined February 2016
152 Posts
February 20 2016 21:25 GMT
#918
I was just hoping you really thought you saved yourself tbh gg
keanuisgod
Profile Joined February 2016
271 Posts
February 20 2016 21:28 GMT
#919
On February 21 2016 06:25 Wartrukk wrote:
I was just hoping you really thought you saved yourself tbh gg


I know what you are trying to do. You are trying to convince me that you are scum, so that I join forces with you and kill robik instead.

Not gonna happen bro, you are town fair and square, and you are going to die because of it.
Whoa!
Iwasrobik
Profile Joined February 2016
190 Posts
February 20 2016 21:30 GMT
#920
On February 21 2016 06:25 Wartrukk wrote:
I was just hoping you really thought you saved yourself tbh gg

Hehe
Fucking good save kaenu
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