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keanuisgod
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What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? | ||
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keanuisgod
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I had so much faith on you. But I know this now, it's not your fault. You were converted to scum only because I failed to you as a child. I forgot to take care of you properly, didn't give you enough love, didn't realize the problems you were facing in high-school. Now, for some reason, you got involved in the mafia and I'm forced to kill you today. I...I...I don't think I can do this. Is this something you really want of your life? Are you happy? Because if so, that's the only thing that matters to me. This town is already destroyed, and I can't let you kill an innocent person in Warty. There's only one thing I can do ... ##Unvote ##Vote: keanuisgod | ||
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keanuisgod
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...do you think Warty could be a bad person? I mean, he did not care at all about town when all of us started getting murdered, and he did admit to date-rape me. Would you be safe with him here, alone, after I'm gone? ... maybe a world with only mafia around wouldn't be so bad, right? I'm sure you could turn the mafia around and make it a prosperous organization, right robik? I could really help you with that. | ||
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##Unvote ##Vote: Wartrukk I'm sorry Warty. I know you are town, but you are just collateral damage here. Me and robik here are gonna start a new era of mafia management. Mafia won't just hide inside towns and attempt to kill all of them. I mean, what's the sustainability of that? Kill all your customers and the whole wide world? That's insane. We need to convince townies that we are the better alternative. The government has their NSAs, FBIs, and stuff all designed to punish the common townie. Well, guess what, we won't. We'll give free healthcare, free education, and free bagels to all townies that accept us into their lives. Remember, the only difference between mafia and townies is just a color (and guns .... lots and lots of guns). This starts NOW, in this town right here, with me being the first townie convert Come on! ![[image loading]](http://1370-presscdn-32-97.pagely.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/f11.jpeg) | ||
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keanuisgod
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On February 21 2016 05:36 keanuisgod wrote: Do they have cream bagels in the mafia? This is very important though. Please tell me there are, if not I'm voting you again | ||
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keanuisgod
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On February 21 2016 06:25 Wartrukk wrote: I was just hoping you really thought you saved yourself tbh gg I know what you are trying to do. You are trying to convince me that you are scum, so that I join forces with you and kill robik instead. Not gonna happen bro, you are town fair and square, and you are going to die because of it. | ||
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keanuisgod
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Well, I am the WIFOM master, what else would you have expected of me? I loved trolling this whole day too, pretty fun + Show Spoiler + Actually last night's save was pretty easy for me. I had actually saved myself on N2, so the ONLY thing I could have done is save robik lololol In fact, I thought it was obvious (and scum noticed it) after I had posted this On February 16 2016 08:14 keanuisgod wrote: But you have 48 hours to figure that out, that's the point of Day cycles. How would 72 additional hours help you? Remember you are dealing with Warty and Gargy here, they won't post at all and it'l just be you and me arguing or whatever. Nothing happens, then N3 comes, I or you die (most likely me) and then we are in the same exact spot, just with 1 less townie to make sense of things. If NNN died last night, then it means doc most likely protted me or you, so it's like throwing a dice to see whether doc will save someone on N3 or not. On February 16 2016 08:17 Iwasrobik wrote: 1 - as long as we say all we had to say D3, 72 more hours can only help us 2 - rolling the dice means 50% getting the same 4 players with a confirmed townie 3 - if doc is smart he didn't protect anyone last night But if you're convinced one guy is scum, convince me. Apparently this doc isn't that smart | ||
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keanuisgod
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The only ones that could have read my jokes would be obs qt then How could I do that to this world? ;_; | ||
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keanuisgod
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... so, I had the master plan after all! mwahaha | ||
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Though they already have players that are proven NOT to be in the game (the ones posting in there), so it's easier for them (everything's always easier for obs qt, those ungrateful bastards!) | ||
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keanuisgod
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On February 14 2016 14:26 Valdiano wrote: sigh, real life is really getting in the way here. I'd say more but I'll reserve it for postgame. I actually believe this Scum also don't want to fake being AFK while a bandwagon is being formed against them and get lynched without a second thought. Vlads activity on D1 didn't indicate he'd drop it that quickly on a D2 (it seemed to me he was shaping up to be the more "active scheme-y scum") | ||
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keanuisgod
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Like, from one second to the other he transformed into a character from Magicka | ||
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keanuisgod
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I wonder who he is .... mysterious fellow my master | ||
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On February 21 2016 07:49 Wartrukk wrote: On the plus side my girl made me banana bread and it is delicious I have banana jelly in my fridge. How would banana jelly with banana bread taste like? And if you sandwich a real banana in between? | ||
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keanuisgod
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On February 21 2016 07:52 Wartrukk wrote: I wifomed myself into oblivion with the night kill. I was very close to swapping to you keanu at the last minute OMG SO YOU WERE SCUM WTF? | ||
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Feel free to freak out when game ends | ||
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