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keanuisgod
Profile Joined February 2016
271 Posts
February 20 2016 00:49 GMT
#909
So robik (and ONLY robik), please answer this:

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
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keanuisgod
Profile Joined February 2016
271 Posts
February 20 2016 16:59 GMT
#911
*sigh*

I had so much faith on you. But I know this now, it's not your fault. You were converted to scum only because I failed to you as a child. I forgot to take care of you properly, didn't give you enough love, didn't realize the problems you were facing in high-school.
Now, for some reason, you got involved in the mafia and I'm forced to kill you today.

I...I...I don't think I can do this. Is this something you really want of your life? Are you happy?
Because if so, that's the only thing that matters to me.

This town is already destroyed, and I can't let you kill an innocent person in Warty. There's only one thing I can do ...

##Unvote
##Vote: keanuisgod
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keanuisgod
Profile Joined February 2016
271 Posts
February 20 2016 20:27 GMT
#912
But, this would mean you'd be left alone with Warty...

...do you think Warty could be a bad person? I mean, he did not care at all about town when all of us started getting murdered, and he did admit to date-rape me.
Would you be safe with him here, alone, after I'm gone?


... maybe a world with only mafia around wouldn't be so bad, right? I'm sure you could turn the mafia around and make it a prosperous organization, right robik? I could really help you with that.
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keanuisgod
Profile Joined February 2016
271 Posts
February 20 2016 20:36 GMT
#913
Do they have cream bagels in the mafia?
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keanuisgod
Profile Joined February 2016
271 Posts
February 20 2016 21:20 GMT
#916
Actually, let's do this instead

##Unvote
##Vote: Wartrukk


I'm sorry Warty. I know you are town, but you are just collateral damage here. Me and robik here are gonna start a new era of mafia management.
Mafia won't just hide inside towns and attempt to kill all of them. I mean, what's the sustainability of that? Kill all your customers and the whole wide world? That's insane. We need to convince townies that we are the better alternative.
The government has their NSAs, FBIs, and stuff all designed to punish the common townie. Well, guess what, we won't. We'll give free healthcare, free education, and free bagels to all townies that accept us into their lives.

Remember, the only difference between mafia and townies is just a color (and guns .... lots and lots of guns).

This starts NOW, in this town right here, with me being the first townie convert

Come on!
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keanuisgod
Profile Joined February 2016
271 Posts
February 20 2016 21:21 GMT
#917
On February 21 2016 05:36 keanuisgod wrote:
Do they have cream bagels in the mafia?


This is very important though. Please tell me there are, if not I'm voting you again
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keanuisgod
Profile Joined February 2016
271 Posts
February 20 2016 21:28 GMT
#919
On February 21 2016 06:25 Wartrukk wrote:
I was just hoping you really thought you saved yourself tbh gg


I know what you are trying to do. You are trying to convince me that you are scum, so that I join forces with you and kill robik instead.

Not gonna happen bro, you are town fair and square, and you are going to die because of it.
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keanuisgod
Profile Joined February 2016
271 Posts
February 20 2016 21:36 GMT
#921
On February 21 2016 06:30 Iwasrobik wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 21 2016 06:25 Wartrukk wrote:
I was just hoping you really thought you saved yourself tbh gg

Hehe
Fucking good save kaenu


Well, I am the WIFOM master, what else would you have expected of me?

I loved trolling this whole day too, pretty fun

+ Show Spoiler +
Actually last night's save was pretty easy for me. I had actually saved myself on N2, so the ONLY thing I could have done is save robik lololol

In fact, I thought it was obvious (and scum noticed it) after I had posted this

On February 16 2016 08:14 keanuisgod wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 16 2016 08:11 Iwasrobik wrote:
On February 16 2016 08:07 keanuisgod wrote:
You still want that NL robik?

Yep probably unless I'm convinced one guy is scum


But you have 48 hours to figure that out, that's the point of Day cycles.
How would 72 additional hours help you? Remember you are dealing with Warty and Gargy here, they won't post at all and it'l just be you and me arguing or whatever.

Nothing happens, then N3 comes, I or you die (most likely me) and then we are in the same exact spot, just with 1 less townie to make sense of things. If NNN died last night, then it means doc most likely protted me or you, so it's like throwing a dice to see whether doc will save someone on N3 or not.


On February 16 2016 08:17 Iwasrobik wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 16 2016 08:14 keanuisgod wrote:
On February 16 2016 08:11 Iwasrobik wrote:
On February 16 2016 08:07 keanuisgod wrote:
You still want that NL robik?

Yep probably unless I'm convinced one guy is scum


But you have 48 hours to figure that out, that's the point of Day cycles.
How would 72 additional hours help you? Remember you are dealing with Warty and Gargy here, they won't post at all and it'l just be you and me arguing or whatever.

Nothing happens, then N3 comes, I or you die (most likely me) and then we are in the same exact spot, just with 1 less townie to make sense of things. If NNN died last night, then it means doc most likely protted me or you, so it's like throwing a dice to see whether doc will save someone on N3 or not.

1 - as long as we say all we had to say D3, 72 more hours can only help us
2 - rolling the dice means 50% getting the same 4 players with a confirmed townie
3 - if doc is smart he didn't protect anyone last night
But if you're convinced one guy is scum, convince me.


Apparently this doc isn't that smart
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keanuisgod
Profile Joined February 2016
271 Posts
February 20 2016 21:56 GMT
#924
But what if he had shot me?
The only ones that could have read my jokes would be obs qt then
How could I do that to this world? ;_;
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keanuisgod
Profile Joined February 2016
271 Posts
February 20 2016 22:03 GMT
#926
Well, if I hadn't saved anybody I'd have most likely protted myself last night ...
... so, I had the master plan after all! mwahaha
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keanuisgod
Profile Joined February 2016
271 Posts
February 20 2016 22:24 GMT
#930
I really want to see obs qt's smurfhunting

Though they already have players that are proven NOT to be in the game (the ones posting in there), so it's easier for them (everything's always easier for obs qt, those ungrateful bastards!)
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keanuisgod
Profile Joined February 2016
271 Posts
February 20 2016 22:30 GMT
#933
On February 14 2016 14:26 Valdiano wrote:
sigh, real life is really getting in the way here. I'd say more but I'll reserve it for postgame.


I actually believe this

Scum also don't want to fake being AFK while a bandwagon is being formed against them and get lynched without a second thought. Vlads activity on D1 didn't indicate he'd drop it that quickly on a D2 (it seemed to me he was shaping up to be the more "active scheme-y scum")
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keanuisgod
Profile Joined February 2016
271 Posts
February 20 2016 22:32 GMT
#935
Why have we always called him "Vlad", when he's "Valdiano"?

Like, from one second to the other he transformed into a character from Magicka
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keanuisgod
Profile Joined February 2016
271 Posts
February 20 2016 22:43 GMT
#939
You forgot Bhaal

I wonder who he is .... mysterious fellow my master
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keanuisgod
Profile Joined February 2016
271 Posts
February 20 2016 22:46 GMT
#941
Hail
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keanuisgod
Profile Joined February 2016
271 Posts
February 20 2016 22:50 GMT
#944
Yeah, their Watrukk impersonation has been lacking so far. What a shame, I had so much hope for them ...
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keanuisgod
Profile Joined February 2016
271 Posts
February 20 2016 22:50 GMT
#945
On February 21 2016 07:49 Wartrukk wrote:
On the plus side my girl made me banana bread and it is delicious


I have banana jelly in my fridge.
How would banana jelly with banana bread taste like? And if you sandwich a real banana in between?
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keanuisgod
Profile Joined February 2016
271 Posts
February 20 2016 22:54 GMT
#954
On February 21 2016 07:52 Wartrukk wrote:
I wifomed myself into oblivion with the night kill. I was very close to swapping to you keanu at the last minute


OMG SO YOU WERE SCUM WTF?
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keanuisgod
Profile Joined February 2016
271 Posts
February 20 2016 22:56 GMT
#958
So that's how you were able to take out those small bullets ...
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keanuisgod
Profile Joined February 2016
271 Posts
February 20 2016 22:57 GMT
#961
Also you are still all wrong about me lol

Feel free to freak out when game ends
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