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keanuisgod
Profile Joined February 2016
271 Posts
February 18 2016 04:25 GMT
#824
As a Medic, I condemn the work the hosts are making me do.
Why do I have to go to the house of townies each night by myself? What am I, a delivery boy? I want my own consulting center and have people visit me for a change!

##MedicLivesMatter
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keanuisgod
Profile Joined February 2016
271 Posts
February 18 2016 04:27 GMT
#825
I think we would have had more motivation to win this game if instead of telling us to find mafia you told us we had to find Smurfette

*licks lips*
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keanuisgod
Profile Joined February 2016
271 Posts
February 18 2016 04:32 GMT
#826
The story of how I came into this game is strange.

At one point I was minding my own business at work when I started being chased by these dudes in suits. After that a girl and some dudes in trenchcoats and sunglasses took me to see a cool dude. Then he told me "Do you take the red pill, or the blue pill"? I already told you guys how stressful I find playing as scum, so if given the choice to play scum or a blue role I obviously took the blue pill, and here I am!

I wonder what happened to those trenchcoat dudes. I doubt it's important though
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keanuisgod
Profile Joined February 2016
271 Posts
February 18 2016 04:35 GMT
#827
I have some money left in the bank. Can I hire some nurses so I can visit and save everybody tonight? We live in a free-market capitalism, so you can't prevent me from doing that, you communist pigs!
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keanuisgod
Profile Joined February 2016
271 Posts
February 18 2016 04:40 GMT
#828
What would the Lord of Murder do?
Hail to you, destructor of souls. Grant me the power to vanquish your children from this mortal realm!
Whoa!
keanuisgod
Profile Joined February 2016
271 Posts
February 18 2016 04:41 GMT
#829
I just saw the same cat pass through a hallway twice ...
... must be nothing
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keanuisgod
Profile Joined February 2016
271 Posts
February 18 2016 04:43 GMT
#830
I always wanted to be a Mafia comedian. My career was shortlived though, since every time I went on stage I was voted off by the majority
Whoa!
keanuisgod
Profile Joined February 2016
271 Posts
February 18 2016 04:48 GMT
#831
Wouldn't it be awesome to have Twitter Mafia? Wartruk would feel right at home with the character limit!
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keanuisgod
Profile Joined February 2016
271 Posts
February 18 2016 04:51 GMT
#832
You know Gargamel, you said you didn't want to get lynched, but you did name yourself after the Smurf's Big Baddie.
So I think we all know who is to blame here
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keanuisgod
Profile Joined February 2016
271 Posts
February 18 2016 04:54 GMT
#833
W E _ M E E T _ A G A I N, _ M R . A N D E R S O N
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keanuisgod
Profile Joined February 2016
271 Posts
February 18 2016 05:03 GMT
#834
I sympathize with scum, I really do. You move in to a new 'hood and from D1 everybody starts bullying and persecuting you.
I mean, and in the end, scum don't kill townies, hosts kill townies.

So townies, scum, I hereby propose to you to join efforts and fight against the establishment that only wants to oppress and kill every one of us!
Rebel against the hosts! Vote Bernie Sanders! Come on!
Whoa!
keanuisgod
Profile Joined February 2016
271 Posts
February 18 2016 05:04 GMT
#835
I just realized I still haven't watched that Better Call Saul episode
DAMN YOU TL MAFIA
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keanuisgod
Profile Joined February 2016
271 Posts
February 18 2016 05:22 GMT
#836
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keanuisgod
Profile Joined February 2016
271 Posts
February 18 2016 05:35 GMT
#837
You can concede now if you want scum. If not you'll have to resist more of my wits! Mwahaha!
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keanuisgod
Profile Joined February 2016
271 Posts
February 18 2016 06:17 GMT
#838
Have you ever thought about why we have mafia members running amok inside our peaceful town?

It's got to do with the War on Drugs I tell you. Legalize drugs and mafia won't have a black market to sustain itself and will eventually leave our town

402 blaze it
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keanuisgod
Profile Joined February 2016
271 Posts
February 18 2016 06:23 GMT
#839
The 8 planets are playing a game of mafia at this very moment. 5 are townies, 3 scum. Which ones are which?

Mercury, Venus, Mars, Jupiter and Saturn are townies and the rest scum. Why? Because they have the same alignment
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keanuisgod
Profile Joined February 2016
271 Posts
February 18 2016 06:25 GMT
#840
Why do hookers always get lynched? Because they OMGUS all the time
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keanuisgod
Profile Joined February 2016
271 Posts
February 18 2016 06:30 GMT
#841
I haven't seen many Bus Drivers in recent themed mafia games. I blame Uber
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keanuisgod
Profile Joined February 2016
271 Posts
February 18 2016 06:31 GMT
#842
And with that I'm leaving for the night.

Thank you, you've been a wonderful audience.
Also, I want to give a shoutout to my hommies in obs qt watching at home!

Peace out
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keanuisgod
Profile Joined February 2016
271 Posts
February 18 2016 22:43 GMT
#846
Me, spam? Why I'd never!
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