EPTWhy do I have to go to the house of townies each night by myself? What am I, a delivery boy? I want my own consulting center and have people visit me for a change!
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keanuisgod
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Why do I have to go to the house of townies each night by myself? What am I, a delivery boy? I want my own consulting center and have people visit me for a change! ##MedicLivesMatter | ||
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*licks lips* | ||
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At one point I was minding my own business at work when I started being chased by these dudes in suits. After that a girl and some dudes in trenchcoats and sunglasses took me to see a cool dude. Then he told me "Do you take the red pill, or the blue pill"? I already told you guys how stressful I find playing as scum, so if given the choice to play scum or a blue role I obviously took the blue pill, and here I am! I wonder what happened to those trenchcoat dudes. I doubt it's important though | ||
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Hail to you, destructor of souls. Grant me the power to vanquish your children from this mortal realm! | ||
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... must be nothing | ||
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So I think we all know who is to blame here  | ||
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I mean, and in the end, scum don't kill townies, hosts kill townies. So townies, scum, I hereby propose to you to join efforts and fight against the establishment that only wants to oppress and kill every one of us! Rebel against the hosts! Vote Bernie Sanders! Come on! | ||
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DAMN YOU TL MAFIA | ||
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It's got to do with the War on Drugs I tell you. Legalize drugs and mafia won't have a black market to sustain itself and will eventually leave our town 402 blaze it  | ||
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Mercury, Venus, Mars, Jupiter and Saturn are townies and the rest scum. Why? Because they have the same alignment | ||
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Thank you, you've been a wonderful audience. Also, I want to give a shoutout to my hommies in obs qt watching at home! Peace out  | ||
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