[M][T] The New Personality Mafia

On August 19 2015 09:19 JudgeJudy wrote:


How come nobody has applied to become my bailiff yet? I really can function without him. Who is going to hand me important documents and stuff?! Cmon guys....

On August 19 2015 12:32 ObiWanShinobi wrote:


He probably did.

On August 19 2015 07:08 ritoky wrote:
Clearly what needs to happen this game is that we need to follow the most surefire way to lynch mafia and win games, and that is to follow the RNG lynch.

Here's how it works:

1) you will all follow me because i am better than you.

2) i will choose who we lynch every phase via RNG, then we will lynch him without question. the RNG will be determined by this post (the one you're reading right now). each post is assigned a unique id on team liquid which cannot be manipulated because of the rate of posts on TL; this makes it the perfect candidate for determining people via RNG. then from that post id i will use the following formula to determine whom is the candidate for lynch:

(sum of each individual digit in the post id [ex: 1111 = 4]) / 21 [number of players alive in game] * coefficient of the thread's stupidity

this formula will provide a number from 1 to 21, we will lynch the player it determines without hesitation or questioning. no possible explanation or reasoning could convince me that RNG lynching is in any way sub-optimal play. please bow before the RNG and watch it carry us to victory.

On August 19 2015 08:49 Chezinu wrote:
ruXxar is mafia also.

On August 19 2015 22:41 JudgeJudy wrote:




Why HTS? I share most of the same reads that she has shared so far.

And why did you feel it necessary to defend ritoky a few minutes in the game with a comparison to previous games? Was it just role playing or was that actually a connection you drew. To me it just seemed like you wanted people to think that you were analyzing things at a point where there wasn't anything relevant to analyze.

On August 19 2015 14:41 Tubesock wrote:
I like that Judge is trying to start a conversation. But then dropped off after Breshke responded to her.

I disagree with her on Breshke. I think what he saw makes him town not scummy. And I don't get half her townreads.

On August 19 2015 15:24 ruXxar wrote:


You rolled scum of someone you didn't want to be?
Confirm?

On August 19 2015 07:41 JudgeJudy wrote:


You are about to enter the courtroom of Judge Judith Sheindlin. The people are real. The cases are real. The rulings are final. This is her courtroom. This is Judge Judy.

Order! All rise for the Honorable Judith Sheinlin.

Welcome to my court room everybody! Lets get right down to business. It's sweeps week and I will not be beaten by that joke of a show, People's Court.

Each cycle individuals may bring forth various disputes that need resolving. I will review the evidence and come to a verdict. Remember all rulings are final! By the power invested in me by CBS Entertainment and their various affiliates, I will also issue an appropriate punishment, which I expect the audience to uphold.

To submit an issue for trial, simply type ##Accuse Player X of Y in the thread, along with an applicable explanation. Please note that I'm a very busy and important person, so I will make the final decision whether or not your accusation is trial worthy. If I accept the case, the plaintiff and defendant will be given an opportunity to defend themselves and I will question them as needed. When you take the stand, remember whose court room you are in. I will not tolerate liars and can see right through you. If you live to be a hundred, you will never be as smart as me. On your BEST day, you're not as smart as *I* am on my WORST day. Once I have gathered the necessary information, I will come to a verdict.

I will require three trusted individuals to perform day to day tasks. If you are interested in becoming a member of the court, please submit your application for the following positions. Note that if any time, I suspect you are untrustworthy, you will be immediately be removed from my court.

##Apply to be bailiff - Charged with maintaining order in my court. Bonus points if you are a sexy black man.
##Apply to be court reporter - Perform post-ruling interviews. Make sure to rub it in to the loser.
##Apply to be anger management therapist - LET ME MAKE MYSELF CLEAR. I DO NOT HAVE AN ANGER ISSUE.

Parties have been sworn in, you may be seated. Court is now in session.

On August 20 2015 07:39 WaveofShadow wrote:
Obi that list isn't very good.

On August 20 2015 09:36 JudgeJudy wrote:


meh I've voting for wave. Every time he pops into the thread he says something useless, rather than commenting on whatever is being discussed at the time. When obi posts his list, he says its bad rather than actually providing better alternatives.

Even his vote for Ruxxar came way at the beginning of the cycle and he hasn't commented on any of the weird stuff he has said since then.