[M][T] The New Personality Mafia - Page 15

On August 19 2015 07:41 JudgeJudy wrote:


You are about to enter the courtroom of Judge Judith Sheindlin. The people are real. The cases are real. The rulings are final. This is her courtroom. This is Judge Judy.

Order! All rise for the Honorable Judith Sheinlin.

Welcome to my court room everybody! Lets get right down to business. It's sweeps week and I will not be beaten by that joke of a show, People's Court.

Each cycle individuals may bring forth various disputes that need resolving. I will review the evidence and come to a verdict. Remember all rulings are final! By the power invested in me by CBS Entertainment and their various affiliates, I will also issue an appropriate punishment, which I expect the audience to uphold.

To submit an issue for trial, simply type ##Accuse Player X of Y in the thread, along with an applicable explanation. Please note that I'm a very busy and important person, so I will make the final decision whether or not your accusation is trial worthy. If I accept the case, the plaintiff and defendant will be given an opportunity to defend themselves and I will question them as needed. When you take the stand, remember whose court room you are in. I will not tolerate liars and can see right through you. If you live to be a hundred, you will never be as smart as me. On your BEST day, you're not as smart as *I* am on my WORST day. Once I have gathered the necessary information, I will come to a verdict.

I will require three trusted individuals to perform day to day tasks. If you are interested in becoming a member of the court, please submit your application for the following positions. Note that if any time, I suspect you are untrustworthy, you will be immediately be removed from my court.

##Apply to be bailiff - Charged with maintaining order in my court. Bonus points if you are a sexy black man.
##Apply to be court reporter - Perform post-ruling interviews. Make sure to rub it in to the loser.
##Apply to be anger management therapist - LET ME MAKE MYSELF CLEAR. I DO NOT HAVE AN ANGER ISSUE.

Parties have been sworn in, you may be seated. Court is now in session.

On August 19 2015 07:41 Fecalfeast wrote:
He's just trolling because he got chezinu and the tone read I'm getting from him is scummy.

On August 19 2015 07:46 geript wrote:
Oh fuck you judge Judy, Foolishness was like my #3 choice

On August 19 2015 07:46 Fecalfeast wrote:

YOU DON'T ACCUSE SOMEONE OF BEING MAFIA WITH RNG YOU GO HARD AT THEM YOU ARE SCUM

On August 19 2015 07:46 Fecalfeast wrote:

YOU DON'T ACCUSE SOMEONE OF BEING MAFIA WITH RNG YOU GO HARD AT THEM YOU ARE SCUM

On August 19 2015 07:48 ritoky wrote:


Fidei is mafia, that is a fact. But playing the fair judge's game in order to see if the judge has the mental capabilities of grasping truth will allow me to determine if the judge is incompetent or not.

On August 19 2015 07:48 ruXxar wrote:


Why are you so angry O_o

On August 19 2015 07:48 ritoky wrote:


Fidei is mafia, that is a fact. But playing the fair judge's game in order to see if the judge has the mental capabilities of grasping truth will allow me to determine if the judge is incompetent or not.

On August 19 2015 07:44 geript wrote:

What is the current exchange rate of GreyMist bucks to Chezinoos? I might be able to get in on this.