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justanothertownie
Profile Joined July 2013
16342 Posts
March 09 2015 22:21 GMT
#161
On March 10 2015 07:20 raynpelikoneet wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 10 2015 07:19 Palmar wrote:
On March 10 2015 07:15 raynpelikoneet wrote:
On March 10 2015 07:13 Palmar wrote:
pretty much yeah. There's an outside chance JAT is mafia, but I'm willing to clear him for the day.

what? How do you possible read everyone who's posted so far as town?

I don't have to read them, I'm mafia.

Well then everyone who's posted so far are not town are they?

Ha!
ritoky
Profile Joined March 2011
United States6851 Posts
March 09 2015 22:21 GMT
#162
[image loading]

is anyone turned on by this?
“When interest is at variance with conscience, any distinction to make them friends will serve the hollow-hearted.” -Henry Home
raynpelikoneet
Profile Joined April 2007
Finland43270 Posts
March 09 2015 22:21 GMT
#163
On April 14 2012 20:32 Blazinghand wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 14 2012 20:26 Blazinghand wrote:
On April 14 2012 18:28 Tunkeg wrote:
I love you, BH. I truly do.


Thanks man, I love you too.

[image loading]

This is the poster for a movie I'm self-publishing about us.



Tunkeg x Blazinghand: Bro Love

Act I


Scene III

      JAKARTA- Mall Exterior. Overhead shot of Tunkeg and Blazinghand walking along the sidewalk. Blazinghand is talking animatedly with Tunkeg. Tunkeg is holding his cell phone.

Camera pans over to PALMAR, who pushes his way through the crowd, following the two sexy mafia lovers. Cut to shot of left hand in pocket. Cut to shot of PALMAR's face-- a dark grimace, with teeth clenched.

Fade to wide shot: the busy subway stop. 2 rail lines pass through the center of this station, with platforms on either side. Large electronic billboards on either wall.

Tunkeg and Blazinghand are standing close to the rails, talking animatedly. PALMAR comes down the stairs and spots them.

Close-up of PALMAR pushing through the crowd. A woman's voice intones that the train has arrived, first in Indonesian, then in English.

Split-screen shot of PALMAR breaking through the crowd as Tunkeg and Blazinghand enter the train and sit. PALMAR slips through the safety barrier just before it closes, entering two traincars behind.

Cut to JAKARTA EXTERIOR -- wide shot Tunkeg and Blazinghand exiting train, with PALMAR following them. Pan to Tunkeg.


Tunkeg
      I dunno, I think I should call her now, while she's still thinking about it.

Blazinghand
      Trust me, younger lover-- if you do that she won't want to talk to you.

Tunkeg
      She gave me her number!

Blazinghand
      Look, it's only going to annoy her if you call her now. Let her think about you a little. You can't seem desperate, or she won't want to talk to you.

Tunkeg
      I know that, but-- oh, here's a shortcut. We don't want to go around the block.

The lovers turn down a narrow alley that cuts through the city block. PALMAR turns the corner behind them, a dark figure silhouetted against the bright surroundings of the city street behind them.

As they walk down the alley, Blazinghand grabs Tunkeg's phone from his outstretched hand.


Blazinghand
      You're not allowed to use this for the rest of the day, you're probably texting her right now!

Tunkeg, laughing
      Hey! Give that back!

They struggle with the phone, and finally Tunkeg wrests it free. He looks up and sees PALMAR approaching.

Tunkeg
      What-

Close-up as PALMAR leaps forward, elbowing Tunkeg in the gut. Tunkeg doubles over, coughing. PALMAR follows it up by grabbing Tunkeg's head and kneeing it. Tunkeg grunts and falls to the ground. His cell phone clatters to the ground.

Ground-level close-up of cell phone screen. TO: 555-8364 MSG: I'm glad you enjoyed it, too. How does Saturday sound?

The phone cracks under PALMAR's shoe as he steps back.

Pan up to PALMAR blocking a punch from Blazinghand. The older man's finely-tuned physique is an awe-inspiring sight in hand-to-hand combat.

Blazinghand steps forward as PALMAR recovers, grabs him by the torso and takes him to the mat, pinning him easily.


Blazinghand
      What's the meaning of this?

PALMAR, gasping
      You violated the agreement, and you will be punished like anyone else. Nobody is above it, not even one of you. You know what happened with Bill Murray.

Blazinghand
      You can't come against me. Not you, not the president, not ANYONE. I'm the greatest brood war player alive, and the council exists only by my hand! So I make it, so I can unmake it.

PALMAR, smirking
      There will be more after me. The others aren't like you-- they have no limits. They'll break your shoulder, your hand if they have to. More will come. Nobody is above the rules, not even you.

Blazinghand, snarling
      I wrote those rules. If more of you will come, then let them come. Tell your chairman that this is a warning: next council meeting I'm retaking the chairmanship, there's nothing he can do to stop me.

Blazinghand lifts PALMAR and dumps him into the trash can, headfirst. He closes the lid.

Blazinghand grabs Tunkeg's phone and grabs Tunkeg, lifting him over his shoulders. Sweat trickles down Blazinghand's firm, supple muscles as he carries his groggy teammate out of the alley.


Blazinghand reaches the other end of the alley. Tunkeg stirs, and Blazinghand sets him on his feet. Blazinghand's face shows deep concern for his teammate,

Blazinghand, whispering to the semiconscious Tunkeg
      You're bleeding... we've got to get you cleaned up and fully-awake before D3 or you're gonna lose all your cases. Come on, man, hang in there...

Wide shot-- with Tunkeg's arm around his shoulders, Blazinghand presses on into the bright JAKARTA day. The silhouettes fade into the sunlit background. Fade to white.

##vote Palmar
table for two on a tv tray
raynpelikoneet
Profile Joined April 2007
Finland43270 Posts
March 09 2015 22:22 GMT
#164
On March 10 2015 07:21 ritoky wrote:
[image loading]

is anyone turned on by this?

A bit,yes.
table for two on a tv tray
Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22634 Posts
March 09 2015 22:22 GMT
#165
On March 10 2015 07:20 raynpelikoneet wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 10 2015 07:19 Palmar wrote:
On March 10 2015 07:15 raynpelikoneet wrote:
On March 10 2015 07:13 Palmar wrote:
pretty much yeah. There's an outside chance JAT is mafia, but I'm willing to clear him for the day.

what? How do you possible read everyone who's posted so far as town?

I don't have to read them, I'm mafia.

Well then everyone who's posted so far are not town are they?

Shit!
Computer says mafia
Eden1892
Profile Joined March 2014
United States5866 Posts
March 09 2015 22:24 GMT
#166
Guys, I have the first real read of the game. I literally only signed up to play this game so I could post this read so please take it very seriously.

On February 07 2015 09:33 rsoultin wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 07 2015 09:31 Holyflare wrote:
you really are a glutton for punishment aren't you


i'm pretty sure i'm a closet sub/borderline masochist?


rsoultin is town. She could not be fake breadcrumbing this role for this long as mafia
“I like to see myself as the swim instructor that trows kids in the pool shouting at them they should try to not drink too much water.” - Koshi
ritoky
Profile Joined March 2011
United States6851 Posts
March 09 2015 22:25 GMT
#167
On March 10 2015 07:22 raynpelikoneet wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 10 2015 07:21 ritoky wrote:
[image loading]

is anyone turned on by this?

A bit,yes.


it's the bottle of ketchup isn't it?
“When interest is at variance with conscience, any distinction to make them friends will serve the hollow-hearted.” -Henry Home
raynpelikoneet
Profile Joined April 2007
Finland43270 Posts
March 09 2015 22:26 GMT
#168
On March 10 2015 07:25 ritoky wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 10 2015 07:22 raynpelikoneet wrote:
On March 10 2015 07:21 ritoky wrote:
[image loading]

is anyone turned on by this?

A bit,yes.


it's the bottle of ketchup isn't it?

goddamn you're too good at this shit...
table for two on a tv tray
rsoultin
Profile Blog Joined November 2014
Netherlands15308 Posts
March 09 2015 22:27 GMT
#169
lolol

yes, i'm a closet sub/borderline masochistic prophetess xP
"rsoultin: Mafia Suicide Inducer...you have unlimited shots because you are so god-damn relentless." - marvellosity (2015)
ritoky
Profile Joined March 2011
United States6851 Posts
March 09 2015 22:27 GMT
#170
On March 10 2015 07:26 raynpelikoneet wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 10 2015 07:25 ritoky wrote:
On March 10 2015 07:22 raynpelikoneet wrote:
On March 10 2015 07:21 ritoky wrote:
[image loading]

is anyone turned on by this?

A bit,yes.


it's the bottle of ketchup isn't it?

goddamn you're too good at this shit...


I am glad someone said it, cuz my wife certainly hasn't!!! HI-OHHHHHH

sick self burn
“When interest is at variance with conscience, any distinction to make them friends will serve the hollow-hearted.” -Henry Home
LightningStrike
Profile Joined February 2011
United States14277 Posts
March 09 2015 22:28 GMT
#171
On March 10 2015 07:24 Eden1892 wrote:
Guys, I have the first real read of the game. I literally only signed up to play this game so I could post this read so please take it very seriously.

Show nested quote +
On February 07 2015 09:33 rsoultin wrote:
On February 07 2015 09:31 Holyflare wrote:
you really are a glutton for punishment aren't you


i'm pretty sure i'm a closet sub/borderline masochist?


rsoultin is town. She could not be fake breadcrumbing this role for this long as mafia

She haven't posted in the game yet silly. Anyway guys I going to play Pokemon with some friends and when I come back I will check the thread out!
May the next light shine/Former #1 Alliance LoL fan/ Current Teamliquid LoL Fan
Eden1892
Profile Joined March 2014
United States5866 Posts
March 09 2015 22:28 GMT
#172
how closeted is closet

inquiring minds would like need to know
“I like to see myself as the swim instructor that trows kids in the pool shouting at them they should try to not drink too much water.” - Koshi
rsoultin
Profile Blog Joined November 2014
Netherlands15308 Posts
March 09 2015 22:29 GMT
#173
On March 10 2015 07:28 LightningStrike wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 10 2015 07:24 Eden1892 wrote:
Guys, I have the first real read of the game. I literally only signed up to play this game so I could post this read so please take it very seriously.

On February 07 2015 09:33 rsoultin wrote:
On February 07 2015 09:31 Holyflare wrote:
you really are a glutton for punishment aren't you


i'm pretty sure i'm a closet sub/borderline masochist?


rsoultin is town. She could not be fake breadcrumbing this role for this long as mafia

She haven't posted in the game yet silly. Anyway guys I going to play Pokemon with some friends and when I come back I will check the thread out!


Lol, god-tier LS read coming right up: town xP

Not closeted enough that you fools don't know about it? xP
"rsoultin: Mafia Suicide Inducer...you have unlimited shots because you are so god-damn relentless." - marvellosity (2015)
Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22634 Posts
March 09 2015 22:30 GMT
#174
On March 10 2015 07:27 ritoky wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 10 2015 07:26 raynpelikoneet wrote:
On March 10 2015 07:25 ritoky wrote:
On March 10 2015 07:22 raynpelikoneet wrote:
On March 10 2015 07:21 ritoky wrote:
[image loading]

is anyone turned on by this?

A bit,yes.


it's the bottle of ketchup isn't it?

goddamn you're too good at this shit...


I am glad someone said it, cuz my wife certainly hasn't!!! HI-OHHHHHH

sick self burn

as if married people have sex.
Computer says mafia
ritoky
Profile Joined March 2011
United States6851 Posts
March 09 2015 22:31 GMT
#175
On March 10 2015 07:30 Palmar wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 10 2015 07:27 ritoky wrote:
On March 10 2015 07:26 raynpelikoneet wrote:
On March 10 2015 07:25 ritoky wrote:
On March 10 2015 07:22 raynpelikoneet wrote:
On March 10 2015 07:21 ritoky wrote:
[image loading]

is anyone turned on by this?

A bit,yes.


it's the bottle of ketchup isn't it?

goddamn you're too good at this shit...


I am glad someone said it, cuz my wife certainly hasn't!!! HI-OHHHHHH

sick self burn

as if married people have sex.


we got married only a couple weeks ago, I have like 1 more month of non-procreation sex left in my life is my estimate.
“When interest is at variance with conscience, any distinction to make them friends will serve the hollow-hearted.” -Henry Home
Eden1892
Profile Joined March 2014
United States5866 Posts
March 09 2015 22:31 GMT
#176
On March 10 2015 07:29 rsoultin wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 10 2015 07:28 LightningStrike wrote:
On March 10 2015 07:24 Eden1892 wrote:
Guys, I have the first real read of the game. I literally only signed up to play this game so I could post this read so please take it very seriously.

On February 07 2015 09:33 rsoultin wrote:
On February 07 2015 09:31 Holyflare wrote:
you really are a glutton for punishment aren't you


i'm pretty sure i'm a closet sub/borderline masochist?


rsoultin is town. She could not be fake breadcrumbing this role for this long as mafia

She haven't posted in the game yet silly. Anyway guys I going to play Pokemon with some friends and when I come back I will check the thread out!


Lol, god-tier LS read coming right up: town xP

Not closeted enough that you fools don't know about it? xP

i see

let's go in the confirmed town closet then
“I like to see myself as the swim instructor that trows kids in the pool shouting at them they should try to not drink too much water.” - Koshi
Eden1892
Profile Joined March 2014
United States5866 Posts
March 09 2015 22:32 GMT
#177
On March 10 2015 07:31 ritoky wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 10 2015 07:30 Palmar wrote:
On March 10 2015 07:27 ritoky wrote:
On March 10 2015 07:26 raynpelikoneet wrote:
On March 10 2015 07:25 ritoky wrote:
On March 10 2015 07:22 raynpelikoneet wrote:
On March 10 2015 07:21 ritoky wrote:
[image loading]

is anyone turned on by this?

A bit,yes.


it's the bottle of ketchup isn't it?

goddamn you're too good at this shit...


I am glad someone said it, cuz my wife certainly hasn't!!! HI-OHHHHHH

sick self burn

as if married people have sex.


we got married only a couple weeks ago, I have like 1 more month of non-procreation sex left in my life is my estimate.

then for fuck's sake stop playing mafia and get to it
“I like to see myself as the swim instructor that trows kids in the pool shouting at them they should try to not drink too much water.” - Koshi
Damdred
Profile Joined July 2014
15669 Posts
March 09 2015 22:32 GMT
#178
On March 10 2015 07:31 ritoky wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 10 2015 07:30 Palmar wrote:
On March 10 2015 07:27 ritoky wrote:
On March 10 2015 07:26 raynpelikoneet wrote:
On March 10 2015 07:25 ritoky wrote:
On March 10 2015 07:22 raynpelikoneet wrote:
On March 10 2015 07:21 ritoky wrote:
[image loading]

is anyone turned on by this?

A bit,yes.


it's the bottle of ketchup isn't it?

goddamn you're too good at this shit...


I am glad someone said it, cuz my wife certainly hasn't!!! HI-OHHHHHH

sick self burn

as if married people have sex.


we got married only a couple weeks ago, I have like 1 more month of non-procreation sex left in my life is my estimate.


Probably 2 weeks is closer to it. Besides birthday sex or valentines sex obviously
ritoky
Profile Joined March 2011
United States6851 Posts
March 09 2015 22:35 GMT
#179
let this be a lesson to all you kids out there, if you like using your reproductive organs for pleasure:

[image loading]
“When interest is at variance with conscience, any distinction to make them friends will serve the hollow-hearted.” -Henry Home
Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22634 Posts
March 09 2015 22:36 GMT
#180
Should've done what I did ritoky. Been engaged for 7 years now I think!

Not married though.
Computer says mafia
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