Team Melee Mini Mafia V: Newbies and Vets

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Alakaslam

United States17336 Posts

July 12 2014 06:39 GMT

#1033

Also; I see as geript: with uncanny insight.

I see as Ezekiel: with uncanny prophecy.

I see as Hitler: with uncanny hatred and love and hatred- insane mood swings

With that Segway into Godwin's law, I Invoke it. Thread is dead to me, and nothing more than a joke thread.

Alakaslam

United States17336 Posts

July 12 2014 06:46 GMT

#1035

On July 12 2014 15:38 OnceKing wrote:
fantastic slam. now please tell me what you have done in your favor that would make you town.

With great wisdom I point to the drink/// I come, in peace! For you said to for to not to drink your drink!

And my Cadillac, man! How many mpg's does it get?

MILES? HAHAHAH! DAMN BRO, I WENT TO THE FULL SERVICE LANE

GUY WAS LIKE "BETTER SHUTTER' OFF, PUMP CAN'T KEEP UP

SO I FLOORED IT & SUCKED THAT CHEEKY BUGGER RIGHT IN!

I LOVE THAT CAR MAN!

And my wife said "sell it"

//-:@&;$/@-@-&$$:$;@(":&&:$1&.$;&@:&-$::@@,89(@;;&&.&;&@;@/$:"(/$&:8;

So I went to the video store and tried to rent a movie...
I couldn't find it so I started to describe it to the clerk...
"I think it stars Jackie Gleason and Nicholas Cage, it's about the Cold War except we lost because somebody messed up and we made all the subs out of styrofoam so they couldn't sink"
And I stopped myself because the clerk is just looking at me with his mouth open and staring...
And I realize

This isn't a movie

This is a dream I had... I just tried to rent one of my own dreams... Which would be pretty cool actually.

Then the clerk spoke up and said "that isn't a movie, that's a dream you had"

And I am like "how did you know?" And he says "you were in here trying to rent the same thing last week"

Alakaslam

United States17336 Posts

July 12 2014 06:48 GMT

#1036

On July 12 2014 15:41 Eden1892 wrote:

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"i intentionally played scummy to get the scum to push me as a mislynch, bow before my scumhunting glory"

Ways if intent to misconstrue? How true! For great is the woman who does not sink!

And she that sinks, well, who misses her!

For you understand the way of a goose/ a goose is made of wood? No

But yes

Also many hitler such Stalin soon mao