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IAmRobik
Profile Joined January 2014
United States5878 Posts
July 16 2014 14:07 GMT
#142
I'll be #1 on the Q2/Q3 best players list if I self-hammer, but I'll also be #1 if you guys don't mislynch me and we win the game....Please let's just win the fucking game.


I will do ANYTHING within the game to not get mislynched.
please
please please
please please please
IAmRobik
Profile Joined January 2014
United States5878 Posts
July 16 2014 14:09 GMT
#143
OF THE 4 OTHER PEOPLE NOT VOTING FOR ME

IF YOU VOTE FOR ME

YOU WILL BE HAMMERING A TOWNIE

THAT IS THE WORST FUCKING PLAY THAT YOU CAN MAKE

IF YOU THINK I'M MAFIA, WAIT FOR AT LEAST 1 PERSON TO UNVOTE SO THAT I CAN TALK TO YOU AND REASON WITH YOU.

I'M PLEADING WITH YOU HERE. I'M TRYING TO REASON WITH YOU. BECAUSE IF YOU VOTE FOR ME YOU WILL BE LYNCHING A TOWNIE
IAmRobik
Profile Joined January 2014
United States5878 Posts
July 16 2014 14:14 GMT
#144
Man, I feel like such a whiney little bitch, but I REALLY REALLY REALLY don't wanna get mislynched.
IAmRobik
Profile Joined January 2014
United States5878 Posts
July 16 2014 14:35 GMT
#145
Besides all of my posts begging you guys to unvote me cause I'm town, this is the towniest post in the game, which is why I will be furious if Kush EVER gets lynched this game. Him voting me here makes me really really sad

On July 16 2014 08:06 kushm4sta wrote:
When I got the PM telling me I was town, it felt like a five thousand pound weight was lifted off my chest. Thank fucking christ. See, rolling scum too much lately had really taken its toll. The constant lies rot my soul from the inside out. So, thanks for the quickie, Lady Luck. Though I doubt she’ll stay the night.

Fast forward a few hours and I already have a townread, but it’s dirty.


It has been Cavalinho's recent meta to be all jokes in mafia games. He's prolly mafia this game:

On July 16 2014 11:37 ObiWanShinobi wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 16 2014 10:36 IAmRobik wrote:
If anyone even considers laying a finger on Kush this game, I'll have your fucking ballsack


bby you can have my ballsack any day. winky wink.

also i am going to win the shit out of this game and nobody can stop me.


Gobble is probably town for voting on Cava:

On July 16 2014 12:22 gobbledydook wrote:
lynch the randolyncher

##vote ObiWanShinobi


The jokes continue:

On July 16 2014 14:14 ObiWanShinobi wrote:
##unvote
##vote kush

##unvote
##vote robik

##unvote
##vote sylencia

##unvote
##vote snickers

##unvote
##vote blazinghand

##unvote
##vote mysterymeat


have fun with that hosts. you will feel the effects of my boredom.


BH, I'm town, so if you're town, this RNG isn't working in your favor this game:
On July 16 2014 14:25 Blazinghand wrote:
22604770 mod 9 is 1, which means iamrobik has been determined to be the rng lynch.

##vote iamrobik

for justice. for glory. for rng.


This guys is town:

On July 16 2014 14:35 Sylencia wrote:
I flipped a coin and it landed on objection Blame RNG


IAmRobik
Profile Joined January 2014
United States5878 Posts
July 16 2014 14:36 GMT
#147
Recap:

Town:
Robik
Kush
Gobble
Sylencia

Scum:
Cavalinho (obiwan)

Possible scum, or just playing a really bad game against his win-con:
BH

If you guys decide to mislynch me, do me the fucking honor of listening to my fucking reads.
IAmRobik
Profile Joined January 2014
United States5878 Posts
July 16 2014 14:41 GMT
#148
I'm not hard to read. I'm so easy to read. I'm town. I will be the greatest fucking townie that's ever towned this game.

Look at my reads! They're the epitome of town!Robik reads. Never vote me this game.

I promise on all promises that I'm town.

I even wrote that I'm town in the spoilers. I did it so that mafia wouldn't find out.

C'mon. How much more towny could I possibly be?!?!?
The answer is that I couldn't be any more townie, because I am town andaosfnasiognsoidfngs;df
IAmRobik
Profile Joined January 2014
United States5878 Posts
July 16 2014 15:03 GMT
#149
OMG, NOW YOU REALLY CAN'T LYNCH ME. IT'S MY TL BIRTHDAY!

Everyone off the town!robik wagon

GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO
IAmRobik
Profile Joined January 2014
United States5878 Posts
July 16 2014 15:28 GMT
#151
Kush. I'm town. I think you're town. Please please please unvote me and never vote for me again this game.
IAmRobik
Profile Joined January 2014
United States5878 Posts
July 16 2014 15:35 GMT
#152
WORK WITH ME HERE KUSH. DON'T LET ME GET MISLYNCHED. PLEEEEEEEAAAAASSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
IAmRobik
Profile Joined January 2014
United States5878 Posts
July 16 2014 15:38 GMT
#154
So like, you can justify your unvote of me however you want. The correct reason to unvote me and never lynch me is cause I'm town, but if you want to unvote me alive cause it's my birthday in Korea as of 37 minutes ago, that's perfectly cool in my book as well.

#tlbirthdays
IAmRobik
Profile Joined January 2014
United States5878 Posts
July 16 2014 15:47 GMT
#155
Why doesn't anyone want to interact with me
I just don't want to by mislynched
Please someone talk and let's figure out the game
I want a win
I want town to win
Those two desires are 100% congruent
I'm being as honest, sincere, genuine as I can possibly be.
I'm town.
Don't lynch me
PLEASE
PLEASE
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
COME IN AND UNVOTE ME
TOWN!ROBIK = VALUABLE ROBIK
Don't lynch Rubickthemagus

pretty plox
i make promises
promises that i'm town.
This is 100% within robik town meta. Robik doesn't fuck with his town meta cause then he can't use that town meta to clear himself later.
Robik would rather get lynched as scum than get mislynched as mafia, that's why he doesn't change his town meta. Because he enjoys playing town and he like solving the game
I don't know why I started referring to myself in 3rd person.
Please don't lynch me
NO LYNCHERINO
TOWN!ROBIK SO TOWN
IAmRobik
Profile Joined January 2014
United States5878 Posts
July 16 2014 15:56 GMT
#156
BH, I KNOW YOU'RE HERE. WHY AREN'T YOU UNVOTING YET. YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY THINK I'M SCUM. I'M TOWN. UNVOTE
UNVOTE
UNVOTE

GOD DAMN IT UNVOTE
IAmRobik
Profile Joined January 2014
United States5878 Posts
July 16 2014 16:01 GMT
#157
DAMNIT BH. I WANT TO RAGE AT YOU SO FUCKING BADLY IN IRC BUT I CAN'T BECAUSE THAT'S NOT ALLOWED.

GET YOUR ASS TO THE THREAD AND UNVOTE ME YOU NADBUCKET
IAmRobik
Profile Joined January 2014
United States5878 Posts
July 16 2014 16:11 GMT
#158
I almost have a full page to myself. I page of me begging and pleading not to get mislynched. I never put this much effort in as scum. Please don't do this to me. I'm beggggggingggggggg
i'm town
don't lynch me
it will be a mislynch
i'll be so sad
grovel grovel grovel
IAmRobik
Profile Joined January 2014
United States5878 Posts
July 16 2014 16:15 GMT
#160
KUSH. STOP BEING A FUCKING TARD AND UNVOTE ME. LYNCHING ME IS A FUCKING PRO-MAFIA / ANTI-TOWN AGENDA. STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT. HOLY FUCK I'M FUCKING TOWN GET THE FUCK OFF OF ME
IAmRobik
Profile Joined January 2014
United States5878 Posts
July 16 2014 16:23 GMT
#161
Kush. Think back to World Cup when you were town and I was town. Think about cava/obi's play. he was jokey
In Storm, he did the same thing I called him out for it. He was maf
Please for the love of humanity.
Just listen to me.
Don't lynch me cause i'm town
Lynch Obi cause he's mafia.

He was super fucking excited to start the game
And it took him forever to fucking post cause he rolled mafia and didn't want to seem scummy and he ended up seeming scummy anyway cause he's asdofnasoifnaosdnfosdfng;s

PLEASE FOR HTE LOVE OF GOD EVERYONE UNVOTE TOWN!ROBIK
IAmRobik
Profile Joined January 2014
United States5878 Posts
July 16 2014 16:49 GMT
#162
I'm spoonfeeding the game to you guys
Literally handing it to you on a silver platter
And you're shitting on all the delicious food I'm offering

I can show you the world
Shining, shimmering, splendid
Tell me, princess, now when did
You last let your heart decide?

I can open your eyes
Take you wonder by wonder
Over, sideways and under
On a magic carpet ride

A whole new world
A new fantastic point of view
No one to tell us no or where to go
Or say we're only dreaming

A whole new world
A dazzling place I never knew
But when I'm way up here, it's crystal clear
That now I'm in a whole new world with you
(Now I'm in a whole new world with you)

Unbelievable sights
Indescribable feelings
Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling
Through an endless diamond sky

A whole new world
(Don't you dare close your eyes)
A hundred thousand things to see
(Hold your breath, it gets better)

I'm like a shooting star
I've come so far
I can't go back
To where I used to be

A whole new world
Every turn a surprise

With new horizons to pursue
Every moment gets better
I'll chase them anywhere
There's time to spare
Let me share this whole new world with you

A whole new world
A whole new world
That's where we'll be
That's where we'll be
A thrilling place
A wondrous place
For you and me
IAmRobik
Profile Joined January 2014
United States5878 Posts
July 16 2014 16:53 GMT
#163
In the past 3 hours there have been 28 posts (29 including this one)...4 of which aren't mine.
This is town!Robik spam game
Please no lyncherino
IAmRobik
Profile Joined January 2014
United States5878 Posts
July 16 2014 17:00 GMT
#164
Clearly I'm the only one townie who cares about winning the game
This makes me sad.
Very very sad
Towns should care way more -- they're win more game

There's a phrase on 2+2 WiM. It stands for Want it More. And then I'm town, there's not a single person in the world that wants it more than I do.
And you know what. I'm town this game.
Which is why I'm acting liek this. CAUSE I WANT IT SO FUCKING MUCH
IAmRobik
Profile Joined January 2014
United States5878 Posts
July 16 2014 17:02 GMT
#165
BH, if you're scum this game, you're a huge fucking pussy.
The reason I'm calling you out for it is because you signed onto IRC about 1.25hrs ago, and you haven't posted here. THat means you've been at your computer but you decided not to check into the thread and try to actually bury me or say why i'm super mafia for the posts i made.

+ Show Spoiler +
Problem being that I'm town, so I can't be super obvious mafia for the posts I made
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