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Koshi
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Belgium38799 Posts
July 07 2014 13:14 GMT
#121
On July 07 2014 22:06 Vivax wrote:
Here's a little riddle for you:

A kid is involved in an accident, his father is currently at work and out of the city.
He is brought into the city hospital for emergency surgery. On the operation table, the chief surgeon takes off the mask and says: "I cannot operate this patient, this is my son".

How is it possible?

Is this 1994? Women totes emancipated and stuff, we men don't have any prejudices against women anymore. Also. Obviously it was his mother because all women are overly emotional, if it would have been his fathered he would have just "manned up", cuz we are men. You see?

#TrueStory.
I had a good night of sleep.
Koshi
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Belgium38799 Posts
July 07 2014 13:15 GMT
#122
On July 07 2014 22:13 iamperfection wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 07 2014 22:10 Koshi wrote:
So. Guys. Town Friends. Let's talk a lot.

First point of talking:
We do not plynch. So scummers are allowed to lurk and lurk and lurk. We will however start considering plynching when the hosts are like all bothered and agnry and force us to take actions. Then I say we will only discuss plynching. Yes. Smart.

Second point of talking:
Town people should talk alot. Just to talk. Tell us about your day. Anything really. Even if you have nothing to say, you just say something funny. A joke. Something like that. So we don't want to plynch you because you are a pretty cool guy.

Third point of talking:
Discuss often how cool and awesome Koshi is at all times. You can never go wrong telling this thread how awesome Koshi is.


Yes. These are good talking points.

what a useless post.

you scum?

pls gooby. pls.
I had a good night of sleep.
prplhz
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Denmark8045 Posts
July 07 2014 13:15 GMT
#123
maybe in these liberal times he has two dads and one of them is doogie howser
http://i.imgur.com/M7t7egx.png
iamperfection
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States9649 Posts
July 07 2014 13:16 GMT
#124
On July 07 2014 22:15 Koshi wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 07 2014 22:13 iamperfection wrote:
On July 07 2014 22:10 Koshi wrote:
So. Guys. Town Friends. Let's talk a lot.

First point of talking:
We do not plynch. So scummers are allowed to lurk and lurk and lurk. We will however start considering plynching when the hosts are like all bothered and agnry and force us to take actions. Then I say we will only discuss plynching. Yes. Smart.

Second point of talking:
Town people should talk alot. Just to talk. Tell us about your day. Anything really. Even if you have nothing to say, you just say something funny. A joke. Something like that. So we don't want to plynch you because you are a pretty cool guy.

Third point of talking:
Discuss often how cool and awesome Koshi is at all times. You can never go wrong telling this thread how awesome Koshi is.


Yes. These are good talking points.

what a useless post.

you scum?

pls gooby. pls.

ill take that as a possibly.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=406168&currentpage=78#1551
Vivax
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
22427 Posts
July 07 2014 13:19 GMT
#125
I should probably think about something of my own cause now I'm feeling old.

On July 07 2014 22:10 Alakaslam wrote:
Surgeon is his mother.

Anyway Prplhz, check out "a fire in the deep"

You lie


What about fire in the deep is there you want to tell us about.
iamperfection
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States9649 Posts
July 07 2014 13:23 GMT
#126
why are we talking about ongoing games?
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=406168&currentpage=78#1551
Vivax
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
22427 Posts
July 07 2014 13:24 GMT
#127
An Italian, a Russian and a Romanian are in a car.

Who's driving?
Vivax
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
22427 Posts
July 07 2014 13:24 GMT
#128
Didn't know it was ongoing. Just ignore the question.
iamperfection
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States9649 Posts
July 07 2014 13:26 GMT
#129
vivax cum vibes or town vibes from koshi gogogogo?
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=406168&currentpage=78#1551
iamperfection
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States9649 Posts
July 07 2014 13:26 GMT
#130
*scum
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=406168&currentpage=78#1551
Vivax
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
22427 Posts
July 07 2014 13:28 GMT
#131
Koshi gets buddy bonus D1 so I won't lynch him today anyway.

Aside from that, I don't get any scummy vibes so far. In fact I think I'll at least preliminarly townread everyone who posted so far and look for scum among the latecomers.
prplhz
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Denmark8045 Posts
July 07 2014 13:29 GMT
#132
On July 07 2014 22:24 Vivax wrote:
An Italian, a Russian and a Romanian are in a car.

Who's driving?

a law enforcer?
http://i.imgur.com/M7t7egx.png
Koshi
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Belgium38799 Posts
July 07 2014 13:31 GMT
#133
Ok riddle for Vivax only cuz he is pretty cool and the rest isn't, maybe also prplhz for cool answer. The first to answer will never be voted by me.

I need both answers for these questions, you cannot look up the answer on the interwebz, or jeebus will punish you.

1) You trow 2 coins in the air simultanously, mid air jeebus wispers in your ear that at least 1 coin will be head. After hearing jeebus talk into your ear, how big is the chance that both coins will end up being head.

2) There are 3 boxes with 2 balls each. 1 box has 2 red balls, 1 box has 2 green balls (we call this the Koshi/Vivax box), 1 box has a green ball and a red ball. Now randomly you pull 1 ball out of these 3 boxes and see that it is a green ball in your hand, how big is the chance that you pulled that ball out of the Koshi/Vivax box of awesomeness?
I had a good night of sleep.
Koshi
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Belgium38799 Posts
July 07 2014 13:32 GMT
#134
To correctly answer obviously.

Also, iamp, pls, Trying to read Koshi early game. So boring. So silly. So meh.
I had a good night of sleep.
Vivax
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
22427 Posts
July 07 2014 13:38 GMT
#135
1) 1/2

2) 1/2
Vivax
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
22427 Posts
July 07 2014 13:38 GMT
#136
Man I hope I didn't suck at this.
iamperfection
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States9649 Posts
July 07 2014 13:40 GMT
#137
On July 07 2014 22:32 Koshi wrote:
To correctly answer obviously.

Also, iamp, pls, Trying to read Koshi early game. So boring. So silly. So meh.

is there a reason you dont want to be correctly read?

I'm not like the rest of the jib jubs i rely on meta much less so i don't particularly care about your early game "meta".
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=406168&currentpage=78#1551
iamperfection
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States9649 Posts
July 07 2014 13:48 GMT
#138
On July 07 2014 22:28 Vivax wrote:
Koshi gets buddy bonus D1 so I won't lynch him today anyway.

Aside from that, I don't get any scummy vibes so far. In fact I think I'll at least preliminarly townread everyone who posted so far and look for scum among the latecomers.

i find it odd that you wouldn't be willing to lynch someone because you are "buddies" .
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=406168&currentpage=78#1551
Koshi
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Belgium38799 Posts
July 07 2014 13:48 GMT
#139
On July 07 2014 22:40 iamperfection wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 07 2014 22:32 Koshi wrote:
To correctly answer obviously.

Also, iamp, pls, Trying to read Koshi early game. So boring. So silly. So meh.

is there a reason you dont want to be correctly read?

I'm not like the rest of the jib jubs i rely on meta much less so i don't particularly care about your early game "meta".

I don't have early game meta. But. I am Koshi. You know?
Like, these posts. Why are they scummy? The questions you ask are more like you trying to figure out others than you trying to figure out my alignment tbh. Unless you are seeing how I react to you twice asking if I am scum. Because I gave the answer in my first post.

The answer is bored. Your powers are needed elsewhere. I will do talky talky and you do hunty hunty.
I had a good night of sleep.
IAmRobik
Profile Joined January 2014
United States5878 Posts
July 07 2014 13:50 GMT
#140
I'm town.

Never vote me off.

See ya day 2
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