On March 04 2014 03:05 Xatalos wrote:
Thanks a lot! That'll help me keep my sanity!

Although you know, I just noticed something interesting. I won't be sharing it just yet though.

Artanis[Xp]

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March 04 2014 01:07 GMT

#79

On March 03 2014 19:18 geript wrote:
This game follows the The Ban List

Artanis[Xp]

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March 04 2014 10:41 GMT

#90

On March 04 2014 19:27 Xatalos wrote:

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I'll support this movement

I'll second that.

Artanis[Xp]

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March 04 2014 12:44 GMT

#93

On March 04 2014 21:19 WaveofShadow wrote:
I thiink I have to /out this game.

Artanis[Xp]

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March 04 2014 13:33 GMT

#96

I'm gonna let random.org decide what I'm picking.

Artanis[Xp]

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March 04 2014 20:50 GMT

#113

Geript, are you familiar with the [.time] tags? You can put in times like this: 00:00 GMT (+00:00) and it'll convert to everyone's local time. Just quote this post and you should see it.
For specific dates you can use [.date], like Thursday, Mar 06 12:00am GMT (GMT+00:00).

Artanis[Xp]

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March 05 2014 00:12 GMT

#120

Hello ladies and gentlemen, it is time for pick your adventure! Anyone may participate in this game. Simply pick which option you would like to continue!

You find yourself laying in bed in your apartment. It is night time and you have little recollection of what has happened throughout the day. Your brother is snoring loudly in the other room. Unfortunately, the isolation isn't very good and you can't sleep anymore. Grumpily, you decide to stand up and take a walk, hoping that your brother'll stop snoring or die in his sleep or something. You walk over to the forest to the west. It's a place you usually go to when you want to calm down. Suddenly, a stranger approaches. He introduces himself as Raynpelikoneet and asks if he can borrow a lighter because he lost his somewhere. You don't smoke, but you do have a box of matches with you. What do you do?

A) Give Rayn a match
B) Refuse and tell him to go take a hike
C) Check your inventory
D) Call your brother
E) Run away

Artanis[Xp]

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March 05 2014 00:23 GMT

#122

You decide to give Rayn a match. Rayn says "thanks, brb 3 min" and proceeds to wander off deeper into the forest. You don't think much of it and go about your walk. You plug in your headphones and keep walking. A few minutes later, you start to smell something. A kind of barbecueish smell which you're not quite sure to place. You shrug and keep walking. You hear loud, garbled shouts which you eventually make out to be your name. You pause your music player as Rayn, trying to catch his breath, tells you that he accidentally lit fire to the forest. "I'm not used to these fucking matches" he exclaims. "What do we do?"

A) "You mean what do YOU do you piece of shit, you just lit fire to the forest!"
B) "Call the firefighters and run to the nearest house to ask for help."
C) "I don't give a shit, this forest sucks anyway."
D) Call your brother
E) Call Marv for guidance.

Artanis[Xp]

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March 05 2014 00:27 GMT

#125

You already chose the last one.

Artanis[Xp]

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March 05 2014 00:31 GMT

#128

You are not the protagonist. Please pick an option.

Artanis[Xp]

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March 05 2014 00:43 GMT

#131

Fine, hopeless.
"I don't give a shit, this forest sucks anyway." you tell him as you casually stroll out of the forest and turn your music player back on. Local squirrels let out loud shrieks of pain as they're burned alive. "Hold on!" Rayn says. "I have a great idea." He then proceeds to build an elevated platform on the forest, strips naked and starts his sauna. You wonder to yourself how Finns ever survived evolution, shake your head and go back to your house. Your brother has woken up and asks you what's up. You tell him that some idiot set fire to the forest. Your brother shrugs and goes back to bed, instantly falls asleep and starts snoring again. The forest smoke is nearing the rest of the civilized world by now. What do you do?

A) Perhaps it's best to actually inform authorities of what's going on. Call the emergency line.
B) Suffocate your brother with a pillow so you can sleep.
C) Call Palmar
D) Take a walk in a different direction
E) Try to sleep anyway

Artanis[Xp]

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March 05 2014 01:00 GMT

#133

I wonder if my story got morbid a little too fast.

Artanis[Xp]

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March 05 2014 01:15 GMT

#135

Did you actually pick or did you use random.org?

Artanis[Xp]

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March 05 2014 01:24 GMT

#138

You call up Palmar. "What do you want?" he asks. "I gave Rayn a match and now he lit fire to the forest right next to my house." you inform him. "That's quite interesting." he says. "But why are you calling me for this in the middle of the night? Couldn't it wait?" "Well, I'm afraid the forest is kind of next to my apartment, and I'm not sure I'd wake up if I went to bed." you tell him. "I don't see how this is my problem." Palmar replies. Your brother wakes up, and you now remember his name; it is LSB. He asks who's on the line. "Palmar", you answer. He steals the phone and yells "OH MY GOD HI PALMAR!" The line goes silent.

A) Take the phone back and try calling Palmar again
B) Frame LSB for the forest fire
C) Call for backup to get the forest fire under control
D) Run back into the forest to find and save Rayn
E) Check your inventory

Artanis[Xp]

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March 05 2014 01:59 GMT

#146

After mulling it over, you decide to tell LSB that you saw an amazing creature in the forest. A pink unicorn that only shows itself in the gravest of needs, and that it asked for LSB specifically. "Wow, are you sure it said MY name?" he asks. "Yep, I'm sure." was enough for LSB to run out deeper into the forest, matches planted in his back pocket. Afterwards, you call the local authorities and inform them of the forest fire, as well as who you suspect is the purpetrator. The authorities mention they'll be there within 15 minutes. Suddenly, a man covered only by a towel approaches. It's Raynpelikoneet again. "You owe me one." you tell him. "Definitely, this was the best sauna I've ever had!" he replies. You're lost for words.

A) Wait for the police and tell them both Rayn and LSB started the Forest fire together
B) Go back to sleep
C) Check your inventory
D) Go South

Artanis[Xp]

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March 05 2014 02:11 GMT

#149

The police and firefighters arrive after exactly 14 minutes and 38 seconds. Rayn wandered off to his own cottage in the meantime. You "inform" the authorities that both your brother and the infamous smoking Finn didn't like forests and created a vile plan to burn it to the ground. The two are arrested on the spot and after testifying against them, they're both sentenced to 8 years in prison. Rayn's defense mostly consisted of calling you scum, whereas your brother admitted to starting the fire. After a sound sleep, you realize that life is going to be pretty boring here without anyone nearby and the forest mostly destroyed. Where do we go?

A) West, to a hilly area where Xatalos and austinmcc live
B) North, to the frozen lakes where Palmar and yamato77 live
C) East, to the warm land climates, resident to Oatsmaster and Hopeless1der
D) South, to a similar land where you lived, where your uncle yamato77 and grandpa marv live.