EPTyou say that if for instance I was RBer, and I RB you tonight your kill still goes through?
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actually nevermind, I forgot which game I was talking about (i'm talking about this game in case you don't know)
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gonzaw
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you say that if for instance I was RBer, and I RB you tonight your kill still goes through? ..... .... actually nevermind, I forgot which game I was talking about (i'm talking about this game in case you don't know) | ||
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gonzaw
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On July 03 2013 06:52 Crossfire99 wrote: Cool, how bout this, I'll tell you something if you get the mods to confirm that no one has the TARDIS? Gonzaw do you have the TARDIS? no ..or do I? DUN DUN DUN | ||
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gonzaw
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let's talk about bears | ||
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On July 03 2013 06:50 Crossfire99 wrote: gonzaw, don't tell austin anything lol. I'm saying this just in case you decide to reveal what you know to get to 40 pages of filter. actually in the state im in right now i am not sure i WONT slip something lollololol | ||
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gonzaw
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he hunted hikers and mafia for a living | ||
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gonzaw
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he said "mafia! mafia much tastier than honey! OM NOM NOM NOM" he went and ate him | ||
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gonzaw
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he was disapoint | ||
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gonzaw
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that was the plan, right xfire? | ||
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gonzaw
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oh yeah, some guys then chased him for eating that dude my great-great-granpa (i'll shorten it to GGGranpa) didn't like it, so he ate another dude. then another one, then another one. the town was soon devoid of life | ||
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gonzaw
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so they set the woods on fire "oh noes! my lovely forest!" my gggranpa said. so he went to the pond to get water. water, to put out the fire. but bears can't hold buckets | ||
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gonzaw
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he knew the mafia set the woods on fire, because he ate mafia before when he was young so gggranpa went to the mafia hideout he ate one dude then mauled another one to death he went and went until he entered the GF's chambers | ||
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gonzaw
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gggranpa said "you burned down forest" "yes" gf said, "but you are fucking bear wtf how are you talking" then gggranpa said "Care Will Prevent 9 out of 10 Forest Fires", then mauled him to death people used that as inspiration for Smokey The Bear in the future | ||
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gonzaw
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i believe down the line, in some distant land, they even created a mafia whos sole purpose was to strike down all the bears. in retaliation for what my gggranpa did to them. but thats not where the story ends | ||
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gonzaw
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So my G was super impressed and shit "so how come you are not a bear papa?" "oh....that's a long story" said my GG i'll tell you that story... | ||
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gonzaw
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after killing all mafia in town, GGG went to a bar. he was very tired, and ate too much, he needed some bear | ||
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gonzaw
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Dear God! he fell in love instantly they started talking, they spend good time together | ||
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On July 03 2013 07:07 austinmcc wrote: If you don't stop talking about bears, I'm going to shoot you in the face. im not on 40 yet | ||
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gonzaw
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they had a baby. was not bear GGG confused. local witch told him about bear gene. bear gene always in offspring, but if offspring son of a non-bear as well, then he might become non-bear, but still gain the bear gene GGG was angry he could not experience bear shit with his son, and he knew people would laugh at him at school. because of that he faked his death, and left the country, to bear somewhere else. but GGG was proud of son, because son would carry bear gene for ever. "but dada, how do you know this?" my G asked "well" GG said "mama told me this after i turned 18" "she told me all this, and told me she had contact with papa bear" "she told me that papa bear was in hiding because mafia sent assassins. one day papa bear was assassined" he said "o no! we must avenge papa bear!" G said "yes we do. Remember to kill all scum and mafia you encounter, for they have slaughtered papa bear!" GG said "i will do papa, and i'll make sure all my son dothat as well" my G said | ||
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gonzaw
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oh, I think I failed to mention something: my G was actually a bear you see, the bear gene makes it so every 2nd generation the guy becomes a bear. so basically it skips a generation. .....and now you turn around austin, thinking you are safe...but remember.. ...it skips a generation | ||
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