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gonzaw
Profile Joined December 2011
Uruguay4911 Posts
July 02 2013 21:53 GMT
#3391
yeah right lol

you say that if for instance I was RBer, and I RB you tonight your kill still goes through?


.....


....

actually nevermind, I forgot which game I was talking about (i'm talking about this game in case you don't know)
gonzaw
Profile Joined December 2011
Uruguay4911 Posts
July 02 2013 21:53 GMT
#3393
On July 03 2013 06:52 Crossfire99 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 03 2013 06:50 austinmcc wrote:
btw, I dunno if you asked to find out or not, but factional KP isn't delivered.

You guys voted for kita, so I will let you in on that little tidbit. If you NRA tonight, you lose, because no single person visits and delivers the KP.

I know I'm mafia, but you can ask hosts to confirm this.

Cool, how bout this, I'll tell you something if you get the mods to confirm that no one has the TARDIS? Gonzaw do you have the TARDIS?


no


..or do I?

DUN DUN DUN
gonzaw
Profile Joined December 2011
Uruguay4911 Posts
July 02 2013 21:53 GMT
#3394
hey austin, help me get to 40pages

let's talk about bears
gonzaw
Profile Joined December 2011
Uruguay4911 Posts
July 02 2013 21:54 GMT
#3395
did i tell you my great-great granpa was a bear?
gonzaw
Profile Joined December 2011
Uruguay4911 Posts
July 02 2013 21:54 GMT
#3397
On July 03 2013 06:50 Crossfire99 wrote:
gonzaw, don't tell austin anything lol. I'm saying this just in case you decide to reveal what you know to get to 40 pages of filter.


actually in the state im in right now i am not sure i WONT slip something lollololol
gonzaw
Profile Joined December 2011
Uruguay4911 Posts
July 02 2013 21:55 GMT
#3398
well, my super-granpa was a bear

he hunted hikers and mafia for a living
gonzaw
Profile Joined December 2011
Uruguay4911 Posts
July 02 2013 21:56 GMT
#3400
one night he went into the woods to eat some honey, and he saw some dude in black

he said "mafia! mafia much tastier than honey! OM NOM NOM NOM"

he went and ate him
gonzaw
Profile Joined December 2011
Uruguay4911 Posts
July 02 2013 21:56 GMT
#3401
but he was the caretaker, not mafia.

he was disapoint
gonzaw
Profile Joined December 2011
Uruguay4911 Posts
July 02 2013 21:57 GMT
#3403
i already sent mine as well. I visited austin.
that was the plan, right xfire?
gonzaw
Profile Joined December 2011
Uruguay4911 Posts
July 02 2013 21:58 GMT
#3404
anyways, where was I?

oh yeah, some guys then chased him for eating that dude
my great-great-granpa (i'll shorten it to GGGranpa) didn't like it, so he ate another dude.

then another one, then another one.

the town was soon devoid of life
gonzaw
Profile Joined December 2011
Uruguay4911 Posts
July 02 2013 21:59 GMT
#3407
then some other guys decided to set the woods on fire to kill him

so they set the woods on fire

"oh noes! my lovely forest!" my gggranpa said.

so he went to the pond to get water.
water, to put out the fire.

but bears can't hold buckets
gonzaw
Profile Joined December 2011
Uruguay4911 Posts
July 02 2013 22:01 GMT
#3408
so the forest burned, and gggranpa was pissed

he knew the mafia set the woods on fire, because he ate mafia before when he was young

so gggranpa went to the mafia hideout

he ate one dude
then mauled another one to death

he went and went until he entered the GF's chambers
gonzaw
Profile Joined December 2011
Uruguay4911 Posts
July 02 2013 22:04 GMT
#3410
the gf said "why why are you doing this?"

gggranpa said "you burned down forest"

"yes" gf said, "but you are fucking bear wtf how are you talking"


then gggranpa said "Care Will Prevent 9 out of 10 Forest Fires", then mauled him to death

people used that as inspiration for Smokey The Bear in the future
gonzaw
Profile Joined December 2011
Uruguay4911 Posts
July 02 2013 22:05 GMT
#3412
the mafia hated him ever since.

i believe down the line, in some distant land, they even created a mafia whos sole purpose was to strike down all the bears.
in retaliation for what my gggranpa did to them.

but thats not where the story ends
gonzaw
Profile Joined December 2011
Uruguay4911 Posts
July 02 2013 22:06 GMT
#3413
my ggranpa (great granpa) told my G about it.
So my G was super impressed and shit "so how come you are not a bear papa?"

"oh....that's a long story" said my GG

i'll tell you that story...
gonzaw
Profile Joined December 2011
Uruguay4911 Posts
July 02 2013 22:07 GMT
#3415
so, here is the thing.

after killing all mafia in town, GGG went to a bar. he was very tired, and ate too much, he needed some bear
gonzaw
Profile Joined December 2011
Uruguay4911 Posts
July 02 2013 22:08 GMT
#3418
that was when he saw the bartender.
Dear God!

he fell in love instantly

they started talking, they spend good time together
gonzaw
Profile Joined December 2011
Uruguay4911 Posts
July 02 2013 22:08 GMT
#3419
On July 03 2013 07:07 austinmcc wrote:
If you don't stop talking about bears, I'm going to shoot you in the face.


im not on 40 yet
gonzaw
Profile Joined December 2011
Uruguay4911 Posts
July 02 2013 22:13 GMT
#3430
so my GGG and bartender had sexy time
they had a baby. was not bear

GGG confused. local witch told him about bear gene. bear gene always in offspring, but if offspring son of a non-bear as well, then he might become non-bear, but still gain the bear gene

GGG was angry he could not experience bear shit with his son, and he knew people would laugh at him at school.
because of that he faked his death, and left the country, to bear somewhere else.
but GGG was proud of son, because son would carry bear gene for ever.


"but dada, how do you know this?" my G asked
"well" GG said "mama told me this after i turned 18"
"she told me all this, and told me she had contact with papa bear"
"she told me that papa bear was in hiding because mafia sent assassins. one day papa bear was assassined" he said

"o no! we must avenge papa bear!" G said
"yes we do. Remember to kill all scum and mafia you encounter, for they have slaughtered papa bear!" GG said

"i will do papa, and i'll make sure all my son dothat as well" my G said
gonzaw
Profile Joined December 2011
Uruguay4911 Posts
July 02 2013 22:14 GMT
#3433
and that's the story of the bears in my family

oh, I think I failed to mention something: my G was actually a bear

you see, the bear gene makes it so every 2nd generation the guy becomes a bear. so basically it skips a generation.

.....and now you turn around austin, thinking you are safe...but remember..
...it skips a generation
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