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VisceraEyes
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States21171 Posts
March 05 2013 17:51 GMT
#181
What am I 14 at the school dance? "Yeah uh my date is in the bathroom!"

No, I have no reason to lie about this. If I wanted to play in a newbie I'd smurf and not make up some elaborate lie about my wife playing.
if I had to describe his playstyle, it'd be a coked up rabbit with the attention of a goldfish injecting caffeine into himself directly through an IV drip. it's like a reel of random animated shorts where things just blow up randomly
marvellosity
Profile Joined January 2011
United Kingdom36161 Posts
March 05 2013 17:53 GMT
#182
On March 06 2013 02:51 VisceraEyes wrote:
What am I 14 at the school dance? "Yeah uh my date is in the bathroom!"

No, I have no reason to lie about this. If I wanted to play in a newbie I'd smurf and not make up some elaborate lie about my wife playing.


Bad memories, eh dear
[15:15] <Palmar> and yes marv, you're a total hottie
WaveofShadow
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada31495 Posts
March 05 2013 17:58 GMT
#183
Uh oh, womens in the game.
Does that mean we can't be unbearably rude to extract information? I am a chivalrous individual by nature....
twitch.tv/waveofshadow ||| Winner of AHGL's So You Think You Can Cast! ||| Juicy Dad for lyfe ||| 'idk i get a kick out of stupid things' - Jarms Yarng
OmniEulogy
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada6600 Posts
March 05 2013 17:58 GMT
#184
wowow a little defensive. I think I hit a little close to home. Better make sure he's never done this before. hahaha
LiquidDota Staff
Acrofales
Profile Joined August 2010
Spain18445 Posts
March 05 2013 18:01 GMT
#185
VE is clearly lying. There are no girls on the internet.

Just one more /in to go!

Matriarch has to post so I can add her filter to the OP.
Matriarch
Profile Joined April 2012
United States21 Posts
March 05 2013 18:02 GMT
#186
/in
WaveofShadow
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada31495 Posts
March 05 2013 18:04 GMT
#187
Haha this makes me want to ask my wife to play but there are so many things wrong with that suggestion.
twitch.tv/waveofshadow ||| Winner of AHGL's So You Think You Can Cast! ||| Juicy Dad for lyfe ||| 'idk i get a kick out of stupid things' - Jarms Yarng
Acrofales
Profile Joined August 2010
Spain18445 Posts
March 05 2013 18:05 GMT
#188
Major spoiler: the only matriarch in brood war (Raszagal) was protoss. How does this work?! Head exploding!
Dandel Ion
Profile Joined November 2010
Austria17960 Posts
March 05 2013 18:13 GMT
#189
On March 06 2013 03:04 WaveofShadow wrote:
Haha this makes me want to ask my wife to play but there are so many things wrong with that suggestion.

I don't see anything wrong with that.


Oh, and I forgot to /obs yet.
A backwards poet writes inverse.
OmniEulogy
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada6600 Posts
March 05 2013 18:30 GMT
#190
On March 06 2013 03:05 Acrofales wrote:
Major spoiler: the only matriarch in brood war (Raszagal) was protoss. How does this work?! Head exploding!


controlled by zerg, obviously town lol
LiquidDota Staff
Oatsmaster
Profile Joined October 2012
United States16628 Posts
March 05 2013 18:35 GMT
#191
/obs
No gg, No skill.
WaveofShadow
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada31495 Posts
March 05 2013 18:35 GMT
#192
On March 06 2013 03:13 Dandel Ion wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 06 2013 03:04 WaveofShadow wrote:
Haha this makes me want to ask my wife to play but there are so many things wrong with that suggestion.

I don't see anything wrong with that.


Oh, and I forgot to /obs yet.

1) My wife has neither the presence of mind nor the patience to play something like mafia.
2) We have a very small child which takes up basically all of her time.
3) We'd both be in the same game which would make it hard not to assist/cheat by accident.
4) We'd both be in the same game. Mafia real good for marriage imo.
twitch.tv/waveofshadow ||| Winner of AHGL's So You Think You Can Cast! ||| Juicy Dad for lyfe ||| 'idk i get a kick out of stupid things' - Jarms Yarng
Matriarch
Profile Joined April 2012
United States21 Posts
March 05 2013 18:46 GMT
#193
We have a small child too but she's getting bigger every day. Perhaps you aren't giving your wife enough credit?
WaveofShadow
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada31495 Posts
March 05 2013 18:54 GMT
#194
On March 06 2013 03:46 Matriarch wrote:
We have a small child too but she's getting bigger every day. Perhaps you aren't giving your wife enough credit?

Oh she deserves plenty of credit. When he doesn't sleep at night (read: every night) and I have to study and be up for school the next day she stays up with him.
We should totally set up a playdate btw.

In other news I WANNA START QUICK FIND ANOTHER NEWBIEEEE
twitch.tv/waveofshadow ||| Winner of AHGL's So You Think You Can Cast! ||| Juicy Dad for lyfe ||| 'idk i get a kick out of stupid things' - Jarms Yarng
Frorgon
Profile Joined October 2010
United States146 Posts
March 05 2013 19:34 GMT
#195
Why hello there.

/in
WaveofShadow
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada31495 Posts
March 05 2013 19:36 GMT
#196
You're welcome, fellow newbies.
LET THE GAMES BEGIN
twitch.tv/waveofshadow ||| Winner of AHGL's So You Think You Can Cast! ||| Juicy Dad for lyfe ||| 'idk i get a kick out of stupid things' - Jarms Yarng
OmniEulogy
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada6600 Posts
March 05 2013 19:41 GMT
#197
On March 06 2013 04:34 Frorgon wrote:
Why hello there.

/in


oh hell yes.
LiquidDota Staff
Promethelax
Profile Joined February 2012
Canada7089 Posts
March 05 2013 19:45 GMT
#198
Blood shall be spilled!
TL Mafia. Love it. Play it. http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/index.php?show_part=31 I find Kennigit really attractive. If anyone has a picture of him please feel free to PM it to me.
Acrofales
Profile Joined August 2010
Spain18445 Posts
March 05 2013 20:01 GMT
#199
Game is full. Will confirm with everybody that they're still available. Game will start asap
geript
Profile Joined February 2013
10024 Posts
March 05 2013 20:30 GMT
#200
Mark me down as a replacement if necessary, I may be able to hop in after Friday/Saturday. Just too much going on otherwise.
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