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Jackal58
Profile Joined November 2010
United States4264 Posts
July 18 2011 22:29 GMT
#761
On July 19 2011 07:18 Palmar wrote:
well promising to deliver and then never delivering is a pretty damning scumtell

Or a cock tease.
Life can only kill you once.
LSB
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States5171 Posts
July 18 2011 23:19 GMT
#762
Endgame

Written by Curu, thanks Curu!


The masses had had enough of the blubbering lunatic. “You are not a bank, you are a man!” roared Jackal58 as he slipped the noose tight around Chezinu’s neck, “You are man, but you shall die like a dog.”

As the crowd watched, the wooden floor beneath Chezinu suddenly fell away, dropping the man to his doom. The rope gave a soft twang as the slack stiffened, followed by a brutal crunch as Chezinu’s neck snapped with the force of his fall. He kicked once, feebly, catching Jackal58 square in the groin.

Jackal58 tumbled to the ground in pain, clutching his nether regions. As he fell, a small golden plaque slipped out of his pocket, rolling to the feet of sandroba.

sandroba picked it up and examined the engraving upon the plaque:

Jackal58
Graduated with Distinction from Scum University
2011


The crowd let out an audible gasp at the realization. Jackal58 was scum! They advanced as one, menacing, fierce, intent to hang the bastard.

It was then that a single rose petal fell across his cheek.

Glancing up, Jackal58 spotted his savior: the dashing Palmar!

Palmar ripped off his suit to reveal an embarrassingly feminine dress and the crowd gasped once again. Palmar was really a woman!

Palmar whistled for a horse, jumping expertly into the saddle as she offered Jackal58 a hand. “I care not for your past, my dear sweet honeyfingers,” she whispered to Jackal58, “Elope with me and forget your dreams of power. I will be everything you want. I will be everything you need.”

Smiling with tears in his eyes, Jackal58 accepted the hand, swinging into the saddle. “You will never catch us now! Me and my dear snugglemuffins will be together for eternity!” he declared as they galloped romantically into the sunset.

syllogism watched them slowly gallop away before turning his eyes to his green Ferrari. “Shall I fetch them back for you, Mayor?” he asked sandroba as he pulled the keys from his pocket. sandroba merely shook his head in bemusement.

And so it was the Town lived the rest of their days in peace and quiet, taking great pleasure in their worship of Curu. For Curu was awesome and wise and awesome.

As for Palmar and Jackal58? Well, they found their way to a cheap motel and





CENSORED OH GOD CENSORED THAT ISN’T EVEN SUPPOSED TO GO THERE OH WHAT ARE YOU DOING CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED





Chezinu the Serial Killer has been hanged.

Jackal58, Mafia Romeo, has eloped with Palmar, Town Juliette.


The Town (and Jackal58) has won!
Once is an accident. Twice is coincidence. Three times is an enemy action. Bus Driver can never target themselves I'm sorry
Kavdragon
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States1251 Posts
July 18 2011 23:19 GMT
#763
It's a trap! The SK's win condition is to get lynched!
I'm currently on an indefinite hiatus from TL =(
Kavdragon
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States1251 Posts
July 18 2011 23:20 GMT
#764
Ah gaw...Ninja'd again.
I'm currently on an indefinite hiatus from TL =(
syllogism
Profile Joined September 2010
Finland5948 Posts
July 18 2011 23:21 GMT
#765
What
LSB
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States5171 Posts
July 18 2011 23:22 GMT
#766
Thanks for the game everyone.
Information on contracts/testaments/role lists are located here in a google document
https://spreadsheets.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0Aiaef8daLo6IdEtySnlUX3R6Z0REM0hxWDJpV2tCNXc&hl=en_US

I would like to thank you all for playing, and if you have any suggestions for improvement, I would love to hear them.
Once is an accident. Twice is coincidence. Three times is an enemy action. Bus Driver can never target themselves I'm sorry
sandroba
Profile Joined April 2006
Canada4998 Posts
July 18 2011 23:22 GMT
#767
wut? seriously what the fuck?
syllogism
Profile Joined September 2010
Finland5948 Posts
July 18 2011 23:23 GMT
#768
Hahaha at least we won, and I did tell Palmar I thought his role claim was suspicious
syllogism
Profile Joined September 2010
Finland5948 Posts
July 18 2011 23:25 GMT
#769
and I thought it weird Palmar wasn't keeping Jackal up to date on things
sandroba
Profile Joined April 2006
Canada4998 Posts
July 18 2011 23:26 GMT
#770
Fuck, turns out I was right about jackal day1 lol. Goddammit palmar =P
sandroba
Profile Joined April 2006
Canada4998 Posts
July 18 2011 23:27 GMT
#771
On July 19 2011 08:25 syllogism wrote:
and I thought it weird Palmar wasn't keeping Jackal up to date on things

Yup, jackal sent me a lot of pms today asking shit he was supposed to know already. Well at least palmar kept him in the dark =)
syllogism
Profile Joined September 2010
Finland5948 Posts
July 18 2011 23:32 GMT
#772
In case someone is curious, Palmar claimed he was a confirmed mason with Jackal so their role PM confirmed their alignments. I thought it was suspicious to have confirmed townies in this setup, let alone them being called masons as it's a PM game. It just didn't make sense for them to both be mafia so I had no reason to believe he was, in the end, lying.
Jackal58
Profile Joined November 2010
United States4264 Posts
July 18 2011 23:34 GMT
#773
On July 19 2011 08:27 sandroba wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 19 2011 08:25 syllogism wrote:
and I thought it weird Palmar wasn't keeping Jackal up to date on things

Yup, jackal sent me a lot of pms today asking shit he was supposed to know already. Well at least palmar kept him in the dark =)

I knew everything. I just liked to play dumb.
Kudos to Palmar his play was fucking brilliant.
And a million apologies to Nisani and ON. I could do nothing to save you guys.
But I never ratted either of you out.
Suggestion LSB, NEVER MAKE A GAME WHERE SCUM CAN WIN WITH TOWN AGAIN!!!!!! That shit was hard.
Life can only kill you once.
sandroba
Profile Joined April 2006
Canada4998 Posts
July 18 2011 23:38 GMT
#774
The setup was very interesting, but heavilly town favored imo.
syllogism
Profile Joined September 2010
Finland5948 Posts
July 18 2011 23:39 GMT
#775
On July 19 2011 08:38 sandroba wrote:
The setup was very interesting, but heavilly town favored imo.

Palmar could win with mafia though
Jackal58
Profile Joined November 2010
United States4264 Posts
July 18 2011 23:40 GMT
#776
On July 19 2011 08:38 sandroba wrote:
The setup was very interesting, but heavilly town favored imo.

If Radfield had been lynched day 1 instead of Nisani I'm not so sure you would feel that way.
Life can only kill you once.
sandroba
Profile Joined April 2006
Canada4998 Posts
July 18 2011 23:41 GMT
#777
hmm yeah, but my role and radfield's role were way too OP imo.
sandroba
Profile Joined April 2006
Canada4998 Posts
July 18 2011 23:44 GMT
#778
This game also had an inevitable snowball effect due to traitors on both sides that could win with either team. Whoever got the early advantage would win most of the time.
Curu
Profile Joined March 2010
Canada2817 Posts
July 18 2011 23:44 GMT
#779
Yeah, my impression was that it was very Town favoured.

They only had to knock out 2 of the Mafia and every single Townie had a power role. Not to mention they could transfer these abilities via items; imagine you managed to get the PGO bat, the DT checker thingy, and the medic kit all on one person. And as soon as he died you could testament them all to the next confirmed Town. Every Town was a power role but the Mafia didn't get anything overpowered to compensate, just the standard RB + Godfather. If they accidentally lynched Palmar too then Jackal would die, meaning a mislynch would end up benefiting Town more than Mafia.

sandroba's ability seemed pretty OP to me as well especially since he could use it at the start of the game. It's an interesting ability but I think it should take a lot more money to have work.

Interesting to note, had Jackal roleblocked sandroba again or sandroba not turned on the lights, Jackal would have attacked Kavdragon while Radfield simultaneously attacked Kavdragon with the SK weapon (why Chezinu gave it to Radfield I have no clue), resulting in Kavdragon, Jackal, and Palmar all dying.

Chezinu basically trolled the entire game, he gave all his money away except 1337 Chronos and gave away his weapon lol.

wat
Jackal58
Profile Joined November 2010
United States4264 Posts
July 18 2011 23:48 GMT
#780
On July 19 2011 08:41 sandroba wrote:
hmm yeah, but my role and radfield's role were way too OP imo.

If Radfield had been lynched day 1 you would have been shot night one. I guarantee it. Losing Nisani put me on a search for the SK. So we shot Chezinu.
And yes I blew up Kurumi on purpose. I knew he was visiting GMarshal and the landmine only worked if you placed it between two people that interacted. At the point Nisani got lynched it was in my interest to find the SK and kill as many townies as possible. If Chez hadn't been the SK I would have RB'd and shot you tonight to either get the extra vote or take it out of the game. We RB'd you night one because we knew you could stop all night actions. Palmar was being protected and as long as the real SK was convinced I thought it was Radfield I was safe.This game could have gone a completely different direction.
Life can only kill you once.
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