EPTDoc's should pick a person from the list to protect, aside from opz. We can easily win this if everything goes properly.
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bumatlarge
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Doc's should pick a person from the list to protect, aside from opz. We can easily win this if everything goes properly. | ||
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##vote LSB | ||
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Bum was in the ZONE tonight. Nothing was gonna give him up or let him down, run around or desert him. He didnt have any beer or pot, his mind was clear as london on a not-so-foggy day. He saw his target house, and bee-lined for it. Man who lived in such a shitty house, everything was falling apart. So bum got into position and waited. And he kept waiting. After about 5 hours, he figured no one was coming and went to leave. He heard a loud crash in the house and immediately ran to the window. He saw three beautiful women in bikinis cooking in the kitchen. "I think I've stumbled upon paradise. I don't think I can take it anymore, those huge juicy morsels on those sandwiches look delicious! Is that salmon on there?" Suddenly the window gave way and bum fell into the kitchen. The girls looked confused, but they smiled and helped bum up and gave him a sandwich. It was salmon! And it was a nice place on the inside, alot of fung-shway "Come into the courtyard" the girl said "Uhhh i fink I should be going..." Bum said with his face stuffed "Aw, I made a delicious milkshake there." "Well a milkshake does sound good right now." So after that milkshake brought bum to the yard, the girls started to eat alot of food on these tables out here. They were kneeling on the floor and the tables were very low. "Really letting yourselves go tonight huh?" "Well winter is coming up" Suddenly it became clear to bum. The salmon and the eating and the winter and the bikinis. These were not women, they were bears. Suddenly the bears started to attack bum. Shit, pondered bum, those bears are starting to attack me. Oh bother. After a long intervention scene involving winnie the pooh, bum grabbed a jar of honey on one of the tables and smashed it on the ground. The bears diverted their attention to the honey and started eating and playing around in it. "Time to get out of here!" But a bear was blobking his path. The bear drew out a katana from a sheath on his belt. Suddenly it became clear to bum. The fwang shay and the tables and the katana. These were not bears, they were ninjas. Suddenly, ninjas, thousand of them were fluttering around the courtyard noiselessly. Oh poop. Think Bum THINK. He recalled having a handbook a long time ago, that depicted a list of things ninjas cant touch. Invisibility was one, but bum could not be invisible because that would be awesome. Hmmmm they cant catch you if you are fire, but bum didnt know how to harness the power of fire. There was one more that was actually relevant.... hmmmmmmmmmm..... Oh yeah, "IM THE GOD DAMN BATMAN." Bum batmanned. The ninjas gasped but then stopped gasping. "No you're not." "YES I AM!" "Nope." "Uh what no yes i am?" "Where is your mask?" FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Bum's hand went to his face and the horror set in. He didn't bring his mask. Humiliated, Bum ran through the house and out the door. The sun was up. "Shouldn't we catch him? He's not batman." "The humiliation of thinking you are batman and not actually being batman is worse then anything we can do. Let him go." Apparently ninjas can't catch you if you are insane. | ||
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Oh the game uhhhhh yeah lets kill darth. inspect non-confirmed, protect the confirmed. | ||
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On September 03 2010 11:42 rastaban wrote: Very epic bumatlarge! I am working on a post regarding a Mafia member I have found. I started on it yesterday, so it is pretty long. I also needed to wait until after today since I have been working crazy shift and without Internet access for most of the day, And wanted to be able to answer any questions when I post it. ##Vote LSB Hope it's soon. Here's a pretty player list! Pandain - does it matter? Wouldnt be bad to kill him, unless he wants to do a legit roleclaim. Divinek - DV Still strong red vibes, easy kill on BM as opposed to explaining something later. We could use another KP right now. BrownBear - While I can see him as red, I can imagine him saying what he did as town DarthThienAn - A likely red Fishball - BB Mafia wont touch him, killing him would confirm JJ, plus they are going to want to only kill confirmed. If we hit him and he pops town, it confirms JJ and then JJ would want to claim, so we could use his KP, and force scum to hit him. I suggest waiting until he finds a red or gets 2 more green checks to hit him. Another nice confirmation role. JeeJee - blue? If not red, may be forced to hit him as he is most likely doctor. If he was joat and inspected DTA, he would say something. rastaban - CV If we target a scum, he will get roleblocked. If we dont they will RB citizen instead. Still possible scum. bumatlarge - watcher SiNiquity - probably shouldnt claim, potential defense role, mafia would likely not hit him. citi.zen - tracker Highly suggest protecting ~OpZ~ - trackmethadicman | ||
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Bum's head popped off his mossy log in a feverish sweat. Oh what a nightmare that was. He quickly grabbed his batman mask (cant forget that) and went off into the night! After bum's convoluted dream, he actually thought he was a doctor for a moment. "If I was a doctor, who would I protect? Well obviously not citizen because then theyd just roleblock me if they were gonna hit him... And the only other viable person is bumatlarge, but hes such an awesome guy, why would I shoot him?" So bum went off to JeeJee's house to get some advice, because bum was pretty sure he was a super secret doctor. Or a malicious bastard. On his way, bum was stopped by commissioner Gordon. "Evening, com-mish-en-er" "Who are you?" "...I'm batman..." "Oh you look, uh you cant ask JeeJee's advice on anything, it's against the rules." "What im just paying a visit" "Well then thats your visit" "Can I talk to him then?' "No" "Can I pretend to talk to him in my story?" "Uh what yeah sure I guess..." "Awesome" After outsmarting Ace- uh I mean commissioner Gordon, Bum waltzeded off to JeeJee's house completely ignoring everyones advice on who to watch. GG had a big house, bum hoped to have a big house like that one day, or even a small house, or a house at all. Bum knew the routine hands down now, fall over the fence, and see how goes in out the backdoor. Bum never thought it strange that he never checked who went out and in the front door, because that was another citizen's job. Bum started to climb the fence but an alarm went off. Suddenly ninjas, thousands of them... Bum's head popped off his pillow, and Leonardo DeCaprio was standing over him. "We need to go deeper." Bum's head popped off his pillow. "Jesus Christ!" "Yes?" "Is this another dream?" "Uh no, dont you have a job to do?" "Oh yeah!" TIME MACHINE Bum was waiting in the bushes by JeeJee's back patio. OoOoO a patio thinks hes better then everyone hope he gets shot... BANG. CRASH. JeeJee flew out the window straight at bum. Before Bum realized what hit him.. JeeJee hit him right in the forehead. So it took bum a really long time to realize what him because Bum blacked out. - - - "DING DING DINGDINGDING! You're pokemon have been fully healed" Said Nurse Joy. "wattttt?" Bum psyducked "..wtf.." JeeJee drowzily uttered "You are alive!" Bum chantsied! "I am alive..." JeeJee mewtwo'd "Not so fast." Three guys in ridiculous costumes with funky hats and a large R on their chests were there so suddenly, that there is no adjective other then suddenly that can accurately depict how suddenly they were there. "I find your lack of scuminess disturbing" One guy said who had a darth vader helmet on. And then he choked JeeJee to death. "YOU BASTARD YOU KILLED JEEJEE." "Yeah I know Im supposed to, thats how the game works." "Oh I guess so..." "Then you wouldn't mind me doing this" Nurse Joy said. But it wasnt nurse joy it was A RANDOM RASTAFARIAN. POP. Right in the Darth helmet! Darth*insert random articles here* fell over and his comrades fled the scene. "Aw JeeJee is dead..." "He would have died anyway" "What how?" "I would have killed him." "... Why?" "I cant help it, its how the game works" "Ok... then I guess I cant help but be batman?" "Exactly" "Nice" Bum's head slowly rose from his pillow. Ace was standing over him. "Uh sorry about that, you werent supposed to be hit..." "Yeah but I saw all those people!" "No you just had a crazy dream after you read my post. But you did mutter something about 3 guys throwing JeeJee out a window" "Oh yeah, off the top of my head I remember the silouettes." "Off the top of your head, JeeJee died!" "HAHA ACE" Bum winked and pointed to ace with both fingers Ace did a DK taunt from SSB, scratch the weird smoker cough noise | ||
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On September 05 2010 02:38 SiNiquity wrote: Agreed  ## Unvote Rastaban (I don't want a bandwagon going anywhere while I'm gone this evening). Info I'd like to hear before lynching anyone:
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Im thinking pandain and divine as the last two scum after skimming the thread again. Or Fishball and rasta, because RB might not exist? Too many scenarios... On September 05 2010 12:41 SiNiquity wrote: It wouldn't make sense any other way. If Rasta's town, then town controls the CV, the most powerful role in the game. If you were Mafia, and with Darth as CopyCat, the Day Vig is the weapon to have and was my largest fear in Radfield's plan - that the Day Vig would pop the CV, sacrificing himself but giving the CV to Mafia undercover. But instead Darth ended up with a Role at position 18 - the Mason. So in my opinion, Rasta and Divinek is impossible. Is this 100%? No. Mafia could just be terrible. Yeah that seems to good to mess up, I mean 1 mafia for extra KP is huge. The most logical kill would then be divine. If hes red, then we can probably label rasta as town, and town basically wins. But if div is town, then we are at the same stage we are now. Im betting citizen gets killed and fishball gets blocked, so stalling via killing rasta is kinda pointless if its only for blues to get more checks. Kill divine and if he doesnt pop red, have rasta kill BB. ##vote divinek | ||
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Or you are lying. Yeah, really leaning towards divine/pandain now. citizen, fishball claimed to be RB'd | ||
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unvote ##vote Rastaban | ||
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Am I wrong? BTW fantastic chart sin. | ||
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gg mafia | ||
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