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flamewheel
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
FREEAGLELAND26781 Posts
March 01 2011 20:31 GMT
#41
lololol
Writerdamn, i was two days from retirement
gryffindor
Profile Joined November 2009
United States524 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-03-03 03:19:19
March 02 2011 23:54 GMT
#42

gryffindor: "help, help, I'm being repressed"
Qatol: "bloody peasant"
gryffindor: "Oh, what a giveaway, did you hear that? did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about, did you see him repressin me?"
i got blisters on me fingers
Qatol
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States3165 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-03-03 00:41:04
March 03 2011 00:35 GMT
#43
On March 03 2011 08:54 gryffindor wrote:
Show nested quote +
Stuff from XXXVII

LOL

On March 30 2010 02:22 Ace wrote:
Don't add anything from ongoing games in here

Come on, this is just common sense
Uff Da
kitaman27 *
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States9245 Posts
December 06 2011 21:46 GMT
#44
Greatest Jackal quotes compilation:
+ Show Spoiler +


On January 05 2011 08:44 Jackal58 wrote:
I'm going bowling. I shall return around 10ish inebriated.


On January 26 2011 08:38 Jackal58 wrote:
I'm going bowling. I'll be back around 10ish to find out if I wrecked our chances to win or not.


On February 23 2011 12:22 Jackal58 wrote:
Well poop. Damn me for going bowling.


On February 24 2011 00:47 Jackal58 wrote:
Sorry for the late start but I bowl on Tuesday night.


On February 24 2011 22:41 Jackal58 wrote:
Sorry I was bowling.


On March 02 2011 08:31 Jackal58 wrote:
I'm going bowling.


On March 09 2011 08:35 Jackal58 wrote:
I'm going bowling.


On March 30 2011 07:33 Jackal58 wrote:
And I'm going bowling. It's Tuesday night. I bowl on Tuesday night.


On May 31 2011 10:54 Jackal58 wrote:
It's summer league now. I bowl on Wednesdays.


On June 02 2011 07:42 Jackal58 wrote:
I'm going bowling. I'll make my next post after I am good and drunk.


On June 09 2011 06:18 Jackal58 wrote:
Now I'm going bowling. And drinking. Mostly drinking.


On July 14 2011 01:47 Jackal58 wrote:
I have bowling tonight so I will not be on much until late this evening. And by then I'll be drunk.


On September 07 2011 07:38 Jackal58 wrote:
I have about 10 minutes before I leave for bowling.


On September 21 2011 07:42 Jackal58 wrote:
Just got home from work. I'll be leaving again shortly for bowling.


On October 17 2011 11:40 Jackal58 wrote:
My wife and I went to a bowling tourney yesterday and decided not to come home til today.


On December 07 2011 06:24 Jackal58 wrote:
I have bowling tonight. I wont see you guys again until tomorrow morning.

I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt. I mean not that fancy store bought dirt. That stuffs loaded with nutrients. I... I can't compete with that stuff.
GreYMisT
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States6736 Posts
December 06 2011 21:50 GMT
#45
On December 07 2011 06:46 kitaman27 wrote:
Greatest Jackal quotes compilation:
+ Show Spoiler +


On January 05 2011 08:44 Jackal58 wrote:
I'm going bowling. I shall return around 10ish inebriated.


On January 26 2011 08:38 Jackal58 wrote:
I'm going bowling. I'll be back around 10ish to find out if I wrecked our chances to win or not.


On February 23 2011 12:22 Jackal58 wrote:
Well poop. Damn me for going bowling.


On February 24 2011 00:47 Jackal58 wrote:
Sorry for the late start but I bowl on Tuesday night.


On February 24 2011 22:41 Jackal58 wrote:
Sorry I was bowling.


On March 02 2011 08:31 Jackal58 wrote:
I'm going bowling.


On March 09 2011 08:35 Jackal58 wrote:
I'm going bowling.


On March 30 2011 07:33 Jackal58 wrote:
And I'm going bowling. It's Tuesday night. I bowl on Tuesday night.


On May 31 2011 10:54 Jackal58 wrote:
It's summer league now. I bowl on Wednesdays.


On June 02 2011 07:42 Jackal58 wrote:
I'm going bowling. I'll make my next post after I am good and drunk.


On June 09 2011 06:18 Jackal58 wrote:
Now I'm going bowling. And drinking. Mostly drinking.


On July 14 2011 01:47 Jackal58 wrote:
I have bowling tonight so I will not be on much until late this evening. And by then I'll be drunk.


On September 07 2011 07:38 Jackal58 wrote:
I have about 10 minutes before I leave for bowling.


On September 21 2011 07:42 Jackal58 wrote:
Just got home from work. I'll be leaving again shortly for bowling.


On October 17 2011 11:40 Jackal58 wrote:
My wife and I went to a bowling tourney yesterday and decided not to come home til today.


On December 07 2011 06:24 Jackal58 wrote:
I have bowling tonight. I wont see you guys again until tomorrow morning.



The best part about this is the thought of you going through all these past games looking for bowling quotes.
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iGrok
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States5142 Posts
December 06 2011 22:12 GMT
#46
Haha, that is amazing.
MOTM | Stim.tv | TL Mafia | Fantasy Fighting! | SNSD
Zona
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
40426 Posts
December 07 2011 03:35 GMT
#47
On December 07 2011 06:50 GreYMisT wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 07 2011 06:46 kitaman27 wrote:
Greatest Jackal quotes compilation:
+ Show Spoiler +


On January 05 2011 08:44 Jackal58 wrote:
I'm going bowling. I shall return around 10ish inebriated.


On January 26 2011 08:38 Jackal58 wrote:
I'm going bowling. I'll be back around 10ish to find out if I wrecked our chances to win or not.


On February 23 2011 12:22 Jackal58 wrote:
Well poop. Damn me for going bowling.


On February 24 2011 00:47 Jackal58 wrote:
Sorry for the late start but I bowl on Tuesday night.


On February 24 2011 22:41 Jackal58 wrote:
Sorry I was bowling.


On March 02 2011 08:31 Jackal58 wrote:
I'm going bowling.


On March 09 2011 08:35 Jackal58 wrote:
I'm going bowling.


On March 30 2011 07:33 Jackal58 wrote:
And I'm going bowling. It's Tuesday night. I bowl on Tuesday night.


On May 31 2011 10:54 Jackal58 wrote:
It's summer league now. I bowl on Wednesdays.


On June 02 2011 07:42 Jackal58 wrote:
I'm going bowling. I'll make my next post after I am good and drunk.


On June 09 2011 06:18 Jackal58 wrote:
Now I'm going bowling. And drinking. Mostly drinking.


On July 14 2011 01:47 Jackal58 wrote:
I have bowling tonight so I will not be on much until late this evening. And by then I'll be drunk.


On September 07 2011 07:38 Jackal58 wrote:
I have about 10 minutes before I leave for bowling.


On September 21 2011 07:42 Jackal58 wrote:
Just got home from work. I'll be leaving again shortly for bowling.


On October 17 2011 11:40 Jackal58 wrote:
My wife and I went to a bowling tourney yesterday and decided not to come home til today.


On December 07 2011 06:24 Jackal58 wrote:
I have bowling tonight. I wont see you guys again until tomorrow morning.



The best part about this is the thought of you going through all these past games looking for bowling quotes.

TL does have a pretty handy search function, you know.
"If you try responding to those absurd posts every day, you become more damaged. So I pay no attention to them at all." Jung Myung Hoon (aka Fantasy), as translated by Kimoleon
GreYMisT
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States6736 Posts
December 07 2011 03:45 GMT
#48
On December 07 2011 12:35 Zona wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 07 2011 06:50 GreYMisT wrote:
On December 07 2011 06:46 kitaman27 wrote:
Greatest Jackal quotes compilation:
+ Show Spoiler +


On January 05 2011 08:44 Jackal58 wrote:
I'm going bowling. I shall return around 10ish inebriated.


On January 26 2011 08:38 Jackal58 wrote:
I'm going bowling. I'll be back around 10ish to find out if I wrecked our chances to win or not.


On February 23 2011 12:22 Jackal58 wrote:
Well poop. Damn me for going bowling.


On February 24 2011 00:47 Jackal58 wrote:
Sorry for the late start but I bowl on Tuesday night.


On February 24 2011 22:41 Jackal58 wrote:
Sorry I was bowling.


On March 02 2011 08:31 Jackal58 wrote:
I'm going bowling.


On March 09 2011 08:35 Jackal58 wrote:
I'm going bowling.


On March 30 2011 07:33 Jackal58 wrote:
And I'm going bowling. It's Tuesday night. I bowl on Tuesday night.


On May 31 2011 10:54 Jackal58 wrote:
It's summer league now. I bowl on Wednesdays.


On June 02 2011 07:42 Jackal58 wrote:
I'm going bowling. I'll make my next post after I am good and drunk.


On June 09 2011 06:18 Jackal58 wrote:
Now I'm going bowling. And drinking. Mostly drinking.


On July 14 2011 01:47 Jackal58 wrote:
I have bowling tonight so I will not be on much until late this evening. And by then I'll be drunk.


On September 07 2011 07:38 Jackal58 wrote:
I have about 10 minutes before I leave for bowling.


On September 21 2011 07:42 Jackal58 wrote:
Just got home from work. I'll be leaving again shortly for bowling.


On October 17 2011 11:40 Jackal58 wrote:
My wife and I went to a bowling tourney yesterday and decided not to come home til today.


On December 07 2011 06:24 Jackal58 wrote:
I have bowling tonight. I wont see you guys again until tomorrow morning.



The best part about this is the thought of you going through all these past games looking for bowling quotes.

TL does have a pretty handy search function, you know.


:O
"life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery" / Join TL Mafia! http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/index.php?show_part=31
Meapak_Ziphh
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States6786 Posts
December 07 2011 04:55 GMT
#49
Wait it's tuesday, bet he's bowling :D
Forti et Fideli ~ TL Mafia Forum: Come play with us! ~ Go Samsung KHAN, Stork, JangBi , Shine, Grape, and TurN Fighting!~ wat
RebirthOfLeGenD
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
USA5860 Posts
December 07 2011 04:59 GMT
#50
lolol That is absolutely hilarious. Props Kitaman <3
Be a man, Become a Legend. TL Mafia Forum Ask for access!!
Palmar
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Iceland22633 Posts
December 07 2011 09:02 GMT
#51
rofl, nice job Kita
Computer says mafia
VisceraEyes
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States21170 Posts
December 19 2011 22:01 GMT
#52
On December 13 2011 02:11 Palmar wrote:


My wife, who has only a nominal understanding and appreciation for Mafia, thought this was hilarious. Needless to say, I laughed my ass off too. It's the very essence of Epic.
if I had to describe his playstyle, it'd be a coked up rabbit with the attention of a goldfish injecting caffeine into himself directly through an IV drip. it's like a reel of random animated shorts where things just blow up randomly
Risen
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States7927 Posts
December 19 2011 23:14 GMT
#53
On December 20 2011 07:01 VisceraEyes wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 13 2011 02:11 Palmar wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=si_iThyOhAI


My wife, who has only a nominal understanding and appreciation for Mafia, thought this was hilarious. Needless to say, I laughed my ass off too. It's the very essence of Epic.


I don't think I've ever laughed so hard playing a forum game. I've only played 3 mafia games now and I'm going to be hard pressed to find a moment as funny as that in any other ones. It was just made more golden that even after that annul didn't get lynched.
Pufftrees Everyday>its like a rifter that just used X-Factor/Liquid'Nony: I hope no one lip read XD/Holyflare>it's like policy lynching but better/Resident Los Angeles bachelor
Bill Murray
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States9292 Posts
December 20 2011 12:24 GMT
#54
I wonder if Jackal is having nightmares of gutterballs
University of Kentucky Basketball #1
Radfield
Profile Joined September 2009
Canada2720 Posts
December 20 2011 14:26 GMT
#55
yep, that was the funniest thing I've ever seen in a mafia game.

My roommate, who had a slight understanding of what was going on in the game, thought it was amazing funny as well.
risk.nuke
Profile Joined May 2010
Sweden2825 Posts
December 20 2011 14:30 GMT
#56
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
Neo.G Soulkey, Best, firebathero. // http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/index.php?show_part=31
Jackal58
Profile Joined November 2010
United States4264 Posts
December 20 2011 14:35 GMT
#57
If any body ever accuses me of lurking on Tuesdays I know where I'm sending them.

I had no idea.
Life can only kill you once.
Cyber_Cheese
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Australia3615 Posts
January 20 2012 20:34 GMT
#58
On January 21 2012 03:21 p4NDemik wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 21 2012 03:14 Toadesstern wrote:
and actually I don't like the fact that BC's going after him at all given that he's a replacement.

No kidding. You make such a concerted effort early game to chop the dicks off of every mason in the game and then when some dickless looking masons show up later you say it is characteristic of mafia when really its characteristic of the atmosphere you went about creating yourself in the thread. Pardon the language but I feel it is appropriate.
The moment you lose confidence in yourself, is the moment the world loses it's confidence in you.
Meapak_Ziphh
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States6786 Posts
January 20 2012 20:58 GMT
#59
no ongoing games yo
Forti et Fideli ~ TL Mafia Forum: Come play with us! ~ Go Samsung KHAN, Stork, JangBi , Shine, Grape, and TurN Fighting!~ wat
iGrok
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States5142 Posts
February 12 2012 01:40 GMT
#60
[18:12] <+syllogism> day vigging dt and lynching medic seems optimal town day 1 play


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