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daemir
Finland8662 Posts
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Jerubaal
United States7684 Posts
On July 09 2013 05:26 cLutZ wrote: Important questions INC: 1. If Teemo is a Captain, who promoted him? 2. What military rank has Tristana achieved? Ditto Corki. 3. Is Poppy basically like John Bolton? Look, Bandle City is a horrible city where Yordle rat scum run around, chewing on cedar chips and defecating everywhere. It's bedlam. The furry fucks have no outwardly discernible chain of command. Why is Teemo a captain? Maybe some other furry fuck in Bandle City stopped licking its private parts long enough to promote him to captain. Maybe he just found a captains badge on the corpse of the same guy he looted that hat from and liked the sound of the rank. Who the fuck knows. Who the fuck cares. What rank has Tristana achieved? She's the Chief Root'n-tooty-point-and-shooty commander of the Furry Rat Fuck Brigade. Corki?- He's the Grand Admiral of the Royal Rat Fuck Air Force. Admirals are for navies? What yordle royalty is there? You're asking for sense from these hamster things? Poppy and her father were the only yordles with any sense. They said, this shit is FUBAR, we're getting the hell out of here. And when the Noxians killed Poppy's father, all he could think about was how great it was that he'd never have to hear the chittering of rats or smell the heaps of their feculence in the street ever again. It actually happened right outside of Bandle City, but there was no way in hell Poppy was going back there. So instead she crossed the wilderness to get as far away as she could. TL;DR: Yordles are scum. | ||
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Spaiku
Spain1114 Posts
On July 09 2013 05:47 daemir wrote: So did Marn ever give an explanation to megazero's hunt? He said on twitter that it was rent money. I think he has a blog where he's going to post his side of the story. Wouldn't be surprised if it was a dumb mistake by MegaZero to talk about this stuff the way he did, the guy doesn't seem to be very smart. | ||
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canikizu
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Numy
South Africa35471 Posts
On July 09 2013 05:54 Spaiku wrote: He said on twitter that it was rent money. I think he has a blog where he's going to post his side of the story. Wouldn't be surprised if it was a dumb mistake by MegaZero to talk about this stuff the way he did, the guy doesn't seem to be very smart. Both Marn himself and the Marn players don't seem very smart honestly at least not from a business standpoint. Wouldn't trust anything any of them says really. | ||
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Slayer91
Ireland23442 Posts
On July 09 2013 05:51 Jerubaal wrote: Look, Bandle City is a horrible city where Yordle rat scum run around, chewing on cedar chips and defecating everywhere. It's bedlam. The furry fucks have no outwardly discernible chain of command. Why is Teemo a captain? Maybe some other furry fuck in Bandle City stopped licking its private parts long enough to promote him to captain. Maybe he just found a captains badge on the corpse of the same guy he looted that hat from and liked the sound of the rank. Who the fuck knows. Who the fuck cares. What rank has Tristana achieved? She's the Chief Root'n-tooty-point-and-shooty commander of the Furry Rat Fuck Brigade. Corki?- He's the Grand Admiral of the Royal Rat Fuck Air Force. Admirals are for navies? What yordle royalty is there? You're asking for sense from these hamster things? Poppy and her father were the only yordles with any sense. They said, this shit is FUBAR, we're getting the hell out of here. And when the Noxians killed Poppy's father, all he could think about was how great it was that he'd never have to hear the chittering of rats or smell the heaps of their feculence in the street ever again. It actually happened right outside of Bandle City, but there was no way in hell Poppy was going back there. So instead she crossed the wilderness to get as far away as she could. TL;DR: Yordles are scum. holy shit i love you poppy so beast | ||
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Requizen
United States33802 Posts
On July 09 2013 05:57 canikizu wrote: Now we need our creative writers to write about how ATN got silverbolted at the final hour of mid season of lcs, and how they were tumbled last week and most likely this week too, sooner or later somebody is gonna be condemned by the community. these pun posts are the cause of my infinite duress | ||
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caelym
United States6430 Posts
Thanks! <3 still 6.5 hours to go in my time. | ||
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captharlock
United States223 Posts
On July 09 2013 05:54 Spaiku wrote: He said on twitter that it was rent money. I think he has a blog where he's going to post his side of the story. Wouldn't be surprised if it was a dumb mistake by MegaZero to talk about this stuff the way he did, the guy doesn't seem to be very smart. Yea it would make sense if it was rent/utilities/internet money. MegaZero's post is lacking a ton of details when it comes to that matter. | ||
ticklishmusic
United States15977 Posts
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sylverfyre
United States8298 Posts
On July 09 2013 05:54 Spaiku wrote: He said on twitter that it was rent money. I think he has a blog where he's going to post his side of the story. Wouldn't be surprised if it was a dumb mistake by MegaZero to talk about this stuff the way he did, the guy doesn't seem to be very smart. What? The guy goes to Carnegie Mellon. He isn't dumb. He's young, but he clearly has his wits about him and if you read further into the situation, he's very much aware of what's going on. | ||
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cLutZ
United States19574 Posts
On July 09 2013 05:51 Jerubaal wrote: Look, Bandle City is a horrible city where Yordle rat scum run around, chewing on cedar chips and defecating everywhere. It's bedlam. The furry fucks have no outwardly discernible chain of command. Why is Teemo a captain? Maybe some other furry fuck in Bandle City stopped licking its private parts long enough to promote him to captain. Maybe he just found a captains badge on the corpse of the same guy he looted that hat from and liked the sound of the rank. Who the fuck knows. Who the fuck cares. What rank has Tristana achieved? She's the Chief Root'n-tooty-point-and-shooty commander of the Furry Rat Fuck Brigade. Corki?- He's the Grand Admiral of the Royal Rat Fuck Air Force. Admirals are for navies? What yordle royalty is there? You're asking for sense from these hamster things? Poppy and her father were the only yordles with any sense. They said, this shit is FUBAR, we're getting the hell out of here. And when the Noxians killed Poppy's father, all he could think about was how great it was that he'd never have to hear the chittering of rats or smell the heaps of their feculence in the street ever again. It actually happened right outside of Bandle City, but there was no way in hell Poppy was going back there. So instead she crossed the wilderness to get as far away as she could. TL;DR: Yordles are scum. HIRE THIS MAN. Riot Pls. | ||
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AsnSensation
Germany24009 Posts
atn chaox pls. | ||
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captharlock
United States223 Posts
On July 09 2013 07:10 ticklishmusic wrote: I don't really know whats going on with Marn and MegaZero and I'd like to withhold judgement, but Marn's record makes me a bit biased against him. Same here. Until numbers are being spoken about and broken down. He can't just say it was for rent and not break it down to them. | ||
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Parnage
United States7414 Posts
On July 09 2013 05:26 cLutZ wrote: Important questions INC: 1. If Teemo is a Captain, who promoted him? 2. What military rank has Tristana achieved? Ditto Corki. 3. Is Poppy basically like John Bolton? 1. The Scouts(Bandle city special forces) 2. Commando of unknown rank, presumably classified(?) 3. Poppy is the ambassador to Demacia for the single reason she was able to scare Garen out of a brush. Also yordles are awesome. Yes I am biased. They are the greatest race in League, they've got the best champions and they've given most players at one point or another fits of fear due to how strong they are. Don't believe me? Mention Heimerdinger to some of the old school players, they'll start to shake in terror. If you hate yordles, it's because you are still suffering under the effects of having Rumble drop his Missiles of "OH YOU THOUGHT YOU GOT AWAY LOL NO NOW BURN" on your head. | ||
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Chrispy
Canada5878 Posts
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MoonBear
Straight outta Johto18973 Posts
On July 09 2013 07:21 captharlock wrote: Same here. Until numbers are being spoken about and broken down. He can't just say it was for rent and not break it down to them. Under the Riot contract, players are required to receive a minimum level of salary and that wasn't honoured and paid to the MRN players. So the cost of rent/bills/etc isn't even relevant here. | ||
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FinestHour
United States18466 Posts
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ketchup
14521 Posts
On July 09 2013 04:42 Simberto wrote: Ok, weird stuff: I got promoted to plat 3 today, then lost 2 games and got demoted to plat 4. After the next game i played i got the information that i have been demoted to plat 3 in soloqueue due to inactivity. I am still in Plat 4. Firstly: What? And secondly, will this have any negative impact or did i just get a random message for no apparent reason? The demotion was probably related to your 5s team. That's usually the case of the confusion. | ||
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Chrispy
Canada5878 Posts
On July 09 2013 05:51 Jerubaal wrote: Look, Bandle City is a horrible city where Yordle rat scum run around, chewing on cedar chips and defecating everywhere. It's bedlam. The furry fucks have no outwardly discernible chain of command. Why is Teemo a captain? Maybe some other furry fuck in Bandle City stopped licking its private parts long enough to promote him to captain. Maybe he just found a captains badge on the corpse of the same guy he looted that hat from and liked the sound of the rank. Who the fuck knows. Who the fuck cares. What rank has Tristana achieved? She's the Chief Root'n-tooty-point-and-shooty commander of the Furry Rat Fuck Brigade. Corki?- He's the Grand Admiral of the Royal Rat Fuck Air Force. Admirals are for navies? What yordle royalty is there? You're asking for sense from these hamster things? Poppy and her father were the only yordles with any sense. They said, this shit is FUBAR, we're getting the hell out of here. And when the Noxians killed Poppy's father, all he could think about was how great it was that he'd never have to hear the chittering of rats or smell the heaps of their feculence in the street ever again. It actually happened right outside of Bandle City, but there was no way in hell Poppy was going back there. So instead she crossed the wilderness to get as far away as she could. TL;DR: Yordles are scum. LOL this post. | ||
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