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onlywonderboy
Profile Joined August 2012
United States23745 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-07-08 16:11:22
July 08 2013 16:10 GMT
#7101
On July 09 2013 01:10 AsmodeusXI wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 09 2013 00:55 TheSinisterRed wrote:
On July 08 2013 23:02 Slayer91 wrote:
walk into the club all liek what up i got a big clock

I'm so pumped I got some shit from the Rift-shop.


Ice on the Frej, it's so damn frosty, the minions like "Damn, that's a Frost-Shot Volley."

+ Show Spoiler +
I DID THE BEST I COULD

This already exists btw.
RIP Ryan Davis / TL or Die / @onlywonderboy
AsmodeusXI
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States15536 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-07-08 16:13:57
July 08 2013 16:12 GMT
#7102
On July 09 2013 01:10 onlywonderboy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 09 2013 01:10 AsmodeusXI wrote:
On July 09 2013 00:55 TheSinisterRed wrote:
On July 08 2013 23:02 Slayer91 wrote:
walk into the club all liek what up i got a big clock

I'm so pumped I got some shit from the Rift-shop.


Ice on the Frej, it's so damn frosty, the minions like "Damn, that's a Frost-Shot Volley."

+ Show Spoiler +
I DID THE BEST I COULD

This already exists btw.


FUCK Well gg me

Edit (post-listen): I LIKE MINE BETTER
WriterTL > RL. BNet: Asmodeus#1187 - LoL: DJForeclosure - Steam: asmodeusxi | www.n3rddimension.com
ArchAngelSC
Profile Joined April 2012
England706 Posts
July 08 2013 16:17 GMT
#7103
On July 09 2013 01:10 AsmodeusXI wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 09 2013 00:55 TheSinisterRed wrote:
On July 08 2013 23:02 Slayer91 wrote:
walk into the club all liek what up i got a big clock

I'm so pumped I got some shit from the Rift-shop.


Ice on the Frej, it's so damn frosty, the minions like "Damn, that's a Frost-Shot Volley."

+ Show Spoiler +
I DID THE BEST I COULD

Tele in, hella deep, headbutt them in to my team

+ Show Spoiler +
am I doing it rite?
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
July 08 2013 16:19 GMT
#7104
On July 09 2013 01:10 AsmodeusXI wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 09 2013 00:55 TheSinisterRed wrote:
On July 08 2013 23:02 Slayer91 wrote:
walk into the club all liek what up i got a big clock

I'm so pumped I got some shit from the Rift-shop.


Ice on the Frej, it's so damn frosty, the minions like "Damn, that's a Frost-Shot Volley."

+ Show Spoiler +
I DID THE BEST I COULD

You're supposed to be a writer dude come on
It's your boy Guzma!
AsmodeusXI
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States15536 Posts
July 08 2013 16:26 GMT
#7105
On July 09 2013 01:19 Requizen wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 09 2013 01:10 AsmodeusXI wrote:
On July 09 2013 00:55 TheSinisterRed wrote:
On July 08 2013 23:02 Slayer91 wrote:
walk into the club all liek what up i got a big clock

I'm so pumped I got some shit from the Rift-shop.


Ice on the Frej, it's so damn frosty, the minions like "Damn, that's a Frost-Shot Volley."

+ Show Spoiler +
I DID THE BEST I COULD

You're supposed to be a writer dude come on


With five minutes and a concurrent job search, THIS IS WHAT I CAN DO.

On the LoL parody idea though, someday I should finish my Fresh Princess of Ionia parody.
WriterTL > RL. BNet: Asmodeus#1187 - LoL: DJForeclosure - Steam: asmodeusxi | www.n3rddimension.com
Alaric
Profile Joined November 2009
France45622 Posts
July 08 2013 16:32 GMT
#7106
Perplexity fills me.
Cant take LMS hipsters serious.
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
July 08 2013 16:33 GMT
#7107
imma try

the devil went to runeterra he was looking for a soul to steal
he was in a bind cause he was way behind and he was looking to make a deal
when he came upon this young girl pluckin an etwahl and playing it hot
and the devil jumped up on a nexus shard and said "girl let me tell you what"
"I guess you didn't know it, but I'm an etwahl player too.
"And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
"Now you play a pretty good etwahl, girl, but give the devil his due:
"I bet an etwahl of gold against your soul, 'cos I think I'm better than you."

The girl said: "..."
It's your boy Guzma!
Landovva
Profile Joined July 2013
United States14 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-07-08 16:35:42
July 08 2013 16:35 GMT
#7108
On July 09 2013 01:33 Requizen wrote:
imma try

the devil went to runeterra he was looking for a soul to steal
he was in a bind cause he was way behind and he was looking to make a deal
when he came upon this young girl pluckin an etwahl and playing it hot
and the devil jumped up on a nexus shard and said "girl let me tell you what"
"I guess you didn't know it, but I'm an etwahl player too.
"And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
"Now you play a pretty good etwahl, girl, but give the devil his due:
"I bet an etwahl of gold against your soul, 'cos I think I'm better than you."

The girl said: "..."


I can't help but think about how silly the word etwahl is every time I see it.
@Landovva | All aboard the C9 Hype Train!
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
July 08 2013 16:38 GMT
#7109
On July 09 2013 01:33 Requizen wrote:
imma try

the devil went to runeterra he was looking for a soul to steal
he was in a bind cause he was way behind and he was looking to make a deal
when he came upon this young girl pluckin an etwahl and playing it hot
and the devil jumped up on a nexus shard and said "girl let me tell you what"
"I guess you didn't know it, but I'm an etwahl player too.
"And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
"Now you play a pretty good etwahl, girl, but give the devil his due:
"I bet an etwahl of gold against your soul, 'cos I think I'm better than you."

The girl said: "..."

The devil said "Oh my I didn't realize you were mute."
And then there was an awkward silence because he's never really been comfortable with people with disabilities.
So he just packed up with etwahl and left quietly.
It's your boy Guzma!
AsmodeusXI
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States15536 Posts
July 08 2013 16:40 GMT
#7110
On July 09 2013 01:38 Requizen wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 09 2013 01:33 Requizen wrote:
imma try

the devil went to runeterra he was looking for a soul to steal
he was in a bind cause he was way behind and he was looking to make a deal
when he came upon this young girl pluckin an etwahl and playing it hot
and the devil jumped up on a nexus shard and said "girl let me tell you what"
"I guess you didn't know it, but I'm an etwahl player too.
"And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
"Now you play a pretty good etwahl, girl, but give the devil his due:
"I bet an etwahl of gold against your soul, 'cos I think I'm better than you."

The girl said: "..."

The devil said "Oh my I didn't realize you were mute."
And then there was an awkward silence because he's never really been comfortable with people with disabilities.
So he just packed up with etwahl and left quietly.


LOLOLOLOLOL omigawd funny why am I the writer again?
WriterTL > RL. BNet: Asmodeus#1187 - LoL: DJForeclosure - Steam: asmodeusxi | www.n3rddimension.com
XaCez
Profile Joined May 2010
Sweden6991 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-07-08 16:46:54
July 08 2013 16:46 GMT
#7111
You guys need to stop flaying your ideas outside of the box, it's getting to the point of reinstating the death sentence, you're walking through the dark passage and the only thing you will find in death is damnation.
People get too easily offended by people getting too easily offended by the word rape.
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-07-08 16:51:18
July 08 2013 16:51 GMT
#7112
On July 09 2013 01:46 XaCez wrote:
You guys need to stop flaying your ideas outside of the box, it's getting to the point of reinstating the death sentence, you're walking through the dark passage and the only thing you will find in death is damnation.

The amount you're trying is truly outrageous
It's your boy Guzma!
AsmodeusXI
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States15536 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-07-08 16:51:41
July 08 2013 16:51 GMT
#7113
On July 09 2013 01:46 XaCez wrote:
You guys need to stop flaying your ideas outside of the box, it's getting to the point of reinstating the death sentence, you're walking through the dark passage and the only thing you will find in death is damnation.


F&*%ing tryhard.

On July 09 2013 01:51 Requizen wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 09 2013 01:46 XaCez wrote:
You guys need to stop flaying your ideas outside of the box, it's getting to the point of reinstating the death sentence, you're walking through the dark passage and the only thing you will find in death is damnation.

The amount you're trying is truly outrageous


I think it here, it comes out there.
WriterTL > RL. BNet: Asmodeus#1187 - LoL: DJForeclosure - Steam: asmodeusxi | www.n3rddimension.com
GhandiEAGLE
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States20754 Posts
July 08 2013 16:55 GMT
#7114
On July 09 2013 01:46 XaCez wrote:
You guys need to stop flaying your ideas outside of the box, it's getting to the point of reinstating the death sentence, you're walking through the dark passage and the only thing you will find in death is damnation.

Screw you, I'm going to challenge myself.

Honestly though, most of these jokes are a Hemoplague upon the subforum >.> It's like the writers made a Crimson Pact with the Devil to send Tides of Blood and bad jokes our way, and all we can do is just sink into a sanguine pool and hide from the mods. This forum really needs a transfusion of quality posters.

OW.
Oh, my achin' hands, from rakin' in grands, and breakin' in mic stands
XaCez
Profile Joined May 2010
Sweden6991 Posts
July 08 2013 16:56 GMT
#7115
In other words, Shushei's a part of Fnatic's Hall of Fame now.
http://www.fnatic.com/content/95620/shushei-joins-the-fnatic-hall-of-fame
People get too easily offended by people getting too easily offended by the word rape.
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
July 08 2013 16:57 GMT
#7116
On July 09 2013 01:55 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 09 2013 01:46 XaCez wrote:
You guys need to stop flaying your ideas outside of the box, it's getting to the point of reinstating the death sentence, you're walking through the dark passage and the only thing you will find in death is damnation.

Screw you, I'm going to challenge myself.

Honestly though, most of these jokes are a Hemoplague upon the subforum >.> It's like the writers made a Crimson Pact with the Devil to send Tides of Blood and bad jokes our way, and all we can do is just sink into a sanguine pool and hide from the mods. This forum really needs a transfusion of quality posters.

OW.

The attempt was Rock Solid, but the delivery was only OK.
It's your boy Guzma!
onlywonderboy
Profile Joined August 2012
United States23745 Posts
July 08 2013 16:59 GMT
#7117
On July 09 2013 01:55 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 09 2013 01:46 XaCez wrote:
You guys need to stop flaying your ideas outside of the box, it's getting to the point of reinstating the death sentence, you're walking through the dark passage and the only thing you will find in death is damnation.

Screw you, I'm going to challenge myself.

Honestly though, most of these jokes are a Hemoplague upon the subforum >.> It's like the writers made a Crimson Pact with the Devil to send Tides of Blood and bad jokes our way, and all we can do is just sink into a sanguine pool and hide from the mods. This forum really needs a transfusion of quality posters.

OW.

I blame Asmo.
RIP Ryan Davis / TL or Die / @onlywonderboy
AsmodeusXI
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States15536 Posts
July 08 2013 17:02 GMT
#7118
On July 09 2013 01:57 Requizen wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 09 2013 01:55 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
On July 09 2013 01:46 XaCez wrote:
You guys need to stop flaying your ideas outside of the box, it's getting to the point of reinstating the death sentence, you're walking through the dark passage and the only thing you will find in death is damnation.

Screw you, I'm going to challenge myself.

Honestly though, most of these jokes are a Hemoplague upon the subforum >.> It's like the writers made a Crimson Pact with the Devil to send Tides of Blood and bad jokes our way, and all we can do is just sink into a sanguine pool and hide from the mods. This forum really needs a transfusion of quality posters.

OW.

The attempt was Rock Solid, but the delivery was only OK.


I've created this gif for people to use on these occasions.

+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]
WriterTL > RL. BNet: Asmodeus#1187 - LoL: DJForeclosure - Steam: asmodeusxi | www.n3rddimension.com
Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23335 Posts
July 08 2013 17:06 GMT
#7119
On July 09 2013 01:57 Requizen wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 09 2013 01:55 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
On July 09 2013 01:46 XaCez wrote:
You guys need to stop flaying your ideas outside of the box, it's getting to the point of reinstating the death sentence, you're walking through the dark passage and the only thing you will find in death is damnation.

Screw you, I'm going to challenge myself.

Honestly though, most of these jokes are a Hemoplague upon the subforum >.> It's like the writers made a Crimson Pact with the Devil to send Tides of Blood and bad jokes our way, and all we can do is just sink into a sanguine pool and hide from the mods. This forum really needs a transfusion of quality posters.

OW.

The attempt was Rock Solid, but the delivery was only OK.


You just needed to bear with him
onlywonderboy
Profile Joined August 2012
United States23745 Posts
July 08 2013 17:07 GMT
#7120
On July 09 2013 02:02 AsmodeusXI wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 09 2013 01:57 Requizen wrote:
On July 09 2013 01:55 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
On July 09 2013 01:46 XaCez wrote:
You guys need to stop flaying your ideas outside of the box, it's getting to the point of reinstating the death sentence, you're walking through the dark passage and the only thing you will find in death is damnation.

Screw you, I'm going to challenge myself.

Honestly though, most of these jokes are a Hemoplague upon the subforum >.> It's like the writers made a Crimson Pact with the Devil to send Tides of Blood and bad jokes our way, and all we can do is just sink into a sanguine pool and hide from the mods. This forum really needs a transfusion of quality posters.

OW.

The attempt was Rock Solid, but the delivery was only OK.


I've created this gif for people to use on these occasions.

+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]

Oh god, we shouldn't be trusted with this gif technology.
RIP Ryan Davis / TL or Die / @onlywonderboy
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