• Log InLog In
  • Register
Liquid`
Team Liquid Liquipedia
EST 10:42
CET 16:42
KST 00:42
  • Home
  • Forum
  • Calendar
  • Streams
  • Liquipedia
  • Features
  • Store
  • EPT
  • TL+
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Smash
  • Heroes
  • Counter-Strike
  • Overwatch
  • Liquibet
  • Fantasy StarCraft
  • TLPD
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Blogs
Forum Sidebar
Events/Features
News
Featured News
Intel X Team Liquid Seoul event: Showmatches and Meet the Pros10[ASL20] Finals Preview: Arrival13TL.net Map Contest #21: Voting12[ASL20] Ro4 Preview: Descent11Team TLMC #5: Winners Announced!3
Community News
$5,000+ WardiTV 2025 Championship3[BSL21] RO32 Group Stage3Weekly Cups (Oct 26-Nov 2): Liquid, Clem, Solar win; LAN in Philly2Weekly Cups (Oct 20-26): MaxPax, Clem, Creator win82025 RSL Offline Finals Dates + Ticket Sales!10
StarCraft 2
General
Weekly Cups (Oct 20-26): MaxPax, Clem, Creator win RotterdaM "Serral is the GOAT, and it's not close" TL.net Map Contest #21: Voting RSL S3 Round of 16 [TLCH] Mission 7: Last Stand
Tourneys
$5,000+ WardiTV 2025 Championship Sea Duckling Open (Global, Bronze-Diamond) $3,500 WardiTV Korean Royale S4 WardiTV Mondays Sparkling Tuna Cup - Weekly Open Tournament
Strategy
Custom Maps
Map Editor closed ?
External Content
Mutation # 498 Wheel of Misfortune|Cradle of Death Mutation # 497 Battle Haredened Mutation # 496 Endless Infection Mutation # 495 Rest In Peace
Brood War
General
[BSL21] RO32 Group Stage BGH Auto Balance -> http://bghmmr.eu/ Practice Partners (Official) SnOw's ASL S20 Finals Review [ASL20] Ask the mapmakers — Drop your questions
Tourneys
BSL21 Open Qualifiers Week & CONFIRM PARTICIPATION [ASL20] Grand Finals Small VOD Thread 2.0 The Casual Games of the Week Thread
Strategy
Current Meta How to stay on top of macro? PvZ map balance Soma's 9 hatch build from ASL Game 2
Other Games
General Games
Dawn of War IV Nintendo Switch Thread Stormgate/Frost Giant Megathread ZeroSpace Megathread General RTS Discussion Thread
Dota 2
Official 'what is Dota anymore' discussion
League of Legends
Heroes of the Storm
Simple Questions, Simple Answers Heroes of the Storm 2.0
Hearthstone
Deck construction bug Heroes of StarCraft mini-set
TL Mafia
TL Mafia Community Thread SPIRED by.ASL Mafia {211640}
Community
General
US Politics Mega-thread Dating: How's your luck? Russo-Ukrainian War Thread Things Aren’t Peaceful in Palestine Canadian Politics Mega-thread
Fan Clubs
White-Ra Fan Club The herO Fan Club!
Media & Entertainment
Anime Discussion Thread [Manga] One Piece Movie Discussion! Korean Music Discussion Series you have seen recently...
Sports
2024 - 2026 Football Thread MLB/Baseball 2023 TeamLiquid Health and Fitness Initiative For 2023 Formula 1 Discussion
World Cup 2022
Tech Support
SC2 Client Relocalization [Change SC2 Language] Linksys AE2500 USB WIFI keeps disconnecting Computer Build, Upgrade & Buying Resource Thread
TL Community
The Automated Ban List Recent Gifted Posts
Blogs
Why we need SC3
Hildegard
Career Paths and Skills for …
TrAiDoS
Reality "theory" prov…
perfectspheres
Our Last Hope in th…
KrillinFromwales
Customize Sidebar...

Website Feedback

Closed Threads



Active: 1742 users

[Patch 3.08: Aatrox Patch] General Discussion - Page 356

Forum Index > LoL General
Post a Reply
Prev 1 354 355 356 357 358 380 Next
Interested in helping start an on-topic, serious League discussion thread? PM Neo to talk about how to get started.
onlywonderboy
Profile Joined August 2012
United States23745 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-07-08 16:11:22
July 08 2013 16:10 GMT
#7101
On July 09 2013 01:10 AsmodeusXI wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 09 2013 00:55 TheSinisterRed wrote:
On July 08 2013 23:02 Slayer91 wrote:
walk into the club all liek what up i got a big clock

I'm so pumped I got some shit from the Rift-shop.


Ice on the Frej, it's so damn frosty, the minions like "Damn, that's a Frost-Shot Volley."

+ Show Spoiler +
I DID THE BEST I COULD

This already exists btw.
RIP Ryan Davis / TL or Die / @onlywonderboy
AsmodeusXI
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States15536 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-07-08 16:13:57
July 08 2013 16:12 GMT
#7102
On July 09 2013 01:10 onlywonderboy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 09 2013 01:10 AsmodeusXI wrote:
On July 09 2013 00:55 TheSinisterRed wrote:
On July 08 2013 23:02 Slayer91 wrote:
walk into the club all liek what up i got a big clock

I'm so pumped I got some shit from the Rift-shop.


Ice on the Frej, it's so damn frosty, the minions like "Damn, that's a Frost-Shot Volley."

+ Show Spoiler +
I DID THE BEST I COULD

This already exists btw.


FUCK Well gg me

Edit (post-listen): I LIKE MINE BETTER
WriterTL > RL. BNet: Asmodeus#1187 - LoL: DJForeclosure - Steam: asmodeusxi | www.n3rddimension.com
ArchAngelSC
Profile Joined April 2012
England706 Posts
July 08 2013 16:17 GMT
#7103
On July 09 2013 01:10 AsmodeusXI wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 09 2013 00:55 TheSinisterRed wrote:
On July 08 2013 23:02 Slayer91 wrote:
walk into the club all liek what up i got a big clock

I'm so pumped I got some shit from the Rift-shop.


Ice on the Frej, it's so damn frosty, the minions like "Damn, that's a Frost-Shot Volley."

+ Show Spoiler +
I DID THE BEST I COULD

Tele in, hella deep, headbutt them in to my team

+ Show Spoiler +
am I doing it rite?
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
July 08 2013 16:19 GMT
#7104
On July 09 2013 01:10 AsmodeusXI wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 09 2013 00:55 TheSinisterRed wrote:
On July 08 2013 23:02 Slayer91 wrote:
walk into the club all liek what up i got a big clock

I'm so pumped I got some shit from the Rift-shop.


Ice on the Frej, it's so damn frosty, the minions like "Damn, that's a Frost-Shot Volley."

+ Show Spoiler +
I DID THE BEST I COULD

You're supposed to be a writer dude come on
It's your boy Guzma!
AsmodeusXI
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States15536 Posts
July 08 2013 16:26 GMT
#7105
On July 09 2013 01:19 Requizen wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 09 2013 01:10 AsmodeusXI wrote:
On July 09 2013 00:55 TheSinisterRed wrote:
On July 08 2013 23:02 Slayer91 wrote:
walk into the club all liek what up i got a big clock

I'm so pumped I got some shit from the Rift-shop.


Ice on the Frej, it's so damn frosty, the minions like "Damn, that's a Frost-Shot Volley."

+ Show Spoiler +
I DID THE BEST I COULD

You're supposed to be a writer dude come on


With five minutes and a concurrent job search, THIS IS WHAT I CAN DO.

On the LoL parody idea though, someday I should finish my Fresh Princess of Ionia parody.
WriterTL > RL. BNet: Asmodeus#1187 - LoL: DJForeclosure - Steam: asmodeusxi | www.n3rddimension.com
Alaric
Profile Joined November 2009
France45622 Posts
July 08 2013 16:32 GMT
#7106
Perplexity fills me.
Cant take LMS hipsters serious.
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
July 08 2013 16:33 GMT
#7107
imma try

the devil went to runeterra he was looking for a soul to steal
he was in a bind cause he was way behind and he was looking to make a deal
when he came upon this young girl pluckin an etwahl and playing it hot
and the devil jumped up on a nexus shard and said "girl let me tell you what"
"I guess you didn't know it, but I'm an etwahl player too.
"And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
"Now you play a pretty good etwahl, girl, but give the devil his due:
"I bet an etwahl of gold against your soul, 'cos I think I'm better than you."

The girl said: "..."
It's your boy Guzma!
Landovva
Profile Joined July 2013
United States14 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-07-08 16:35:42
July 08 2013 16:35 GMT
#7108
On July 09 2013 01:33 Requizen wrote:
imma try

the devil went to runeterra he was looking for a soul to steal
he was in a bind cause he was way behind and he was looking to make a deal
when he came upon this young girl pluckin an etwahl and playing it hot
and the devil jumped up on a nexus shard and said "girl let me tell you what"
"I guess you didn't know it, but I'm an etwahl player too.
"And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
"Now you play a pretty good etwahl, girl, but give the devil his due:
"I bet an etwahl of gold against your soul, 'cos I think I'm better than you."

The girl said: "..."


I can't help but think about how silly the word etwahl is every time I see it.
@Landovva | All aboard the C9 Hype Train!
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
July 08 2013 16:38 GMT
#7109
On July 09 2013 01:33 Requizen wrote:
imma try

the devil went to runeterra he was looking for a soul to steal
he was in a bind cause he was way behind and he was looking to make a deal
when he came upon this young girl pluckin an etwahl and playing it hot
and the devil jumped up on a nexus shard and said "girl let me tell you what"
"I guess you didn't know it, but I'm an etwahl player too.
"And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
"Now you play a pretty good etwahl, girl, but give the devil his due:
"I bet an etwahl of gold against your soul, 'cos I think I'm better than you."

The girl said: "..."

The devil said "Oh my I didn't realize you were mute."
And then there was an awkward silence because he's never really been comfortable with people with disabilities.
So he just packed up with etwahl and left quietly.
It's your boy Guzma!
AsmodeusXI
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States15536 Posts
July 08 2013 16:40 GMT
#7110
On July 09 2013 01:38 Requizen wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 09 2013 01:33 Requizen wrote:
imma try

the devil went to runeterra he was looking for a soul to steal
he was in a bind cause he was way behind and he was looking to make a deal
when he came upon this young girl pluckin an etwahl and playing it hot
and the devil jumped up on a nexus shard and said "girl let me tell you what"
"I guess you didn't know it, but I'm an etwahl player too.
"And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
"Now you play a pretty good etwahl, girl, but give the devil his due:
"I bet an etwahl of gold against your soul, 'cos I think I'm better than you."

The girl said: "..."

The devil said "Oh my I didn't realize you were mute."
And then there was an awkward silence because he's never really been comfortable with people with disabilities.
So he just packed up with etwahl and left quietly.


LOLOLOLOLOL omigawd funny why am I the writer again?
WriterTL > RL. BNet: Asmodeus#1187 - LoL: DJForeclosure - Steam: asmodeusxi | www.n3rddimension.com
XaCez
Profile Joined May 2010
Sweden6991 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-07-08 16:46:54
July 08 2013 16:46 GMT
#7111
You guys need to stop flaying your ideas outside of the box, it's getting to the point of reinstating the death sentence, you're walking through the dark passage and the only thing you will find in death is damnation.
People get too easily offended by people getting too easily offended by the word rape.
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-07-08 16:51:18
July 08 2013 16:51 GMT
#7112
On July 09 2013 01:46 XaCez wrote:
You guys need to stop flaying your ideas outside of the box, it's getting to the point of reinstating the death sentence, you're walking through the dark passage and the only thing you will find in death is damnation.

The amount you're trying is truly outrageous
It's your boy Guzma!
AsmodeusXI
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States15536 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-07-08 16:51:41
July 08 2013 16:51 GMT
#7113
On July 09 2013 01:46 XaCez wrote:
You guys need to stop flaying your ideas outside of the box, it's getting to the point of reinstating the death sentence, you're walking through the dark passage and the only thing you will find in death is damnation.


F&*%ing tryhard.

On July 09 2013 01:51 Requizen wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 09 2013 01:46 XaCez wrote:
You guys need to stop flaying your ideas outside of the box, it's getting to the point of reinstating the death sentence, you're walking through the dark passage and the only thing you will find in death is damnation.

The amount you're trying is truly outrageous


I think it here, it comes out there.
WriterTL > RL. BNet: Asmodeus#1187 - LoL: DJForeclosure - Steam: asmodeusxi | www.n3rddimension.com
GhandiEAGLE
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States20754 Posts
July 08 2013 16:55 GMT
#7114
On July 09 2013 01:46 XaCez wrote:
You guys need to stop flaying your ideas outside of the box, it's getting to the point of reinstating the death sentence, you're walking through the dark passage and the only thing you will find in death is damnation.

Screw you, I'm going to challenge myself.

Honestly though, most of these jokes are a Hemoplague upon the subforum >.> It's like the writers made a Crimson Pact with the Devil to send Tides of Blood and bad jokes our way, and all we can do is just sink into a sanguine pool and hide from the mods. This forum really needs a transfusion of quality posters.

OW.
Oh, my achin' hands, from rakin' in grands, and breakin' in mic stands
XaCez
Profile Joined May 2010
Sweden6991 Posts
July 08 2013 16:56 GMT
#7115
In other words, Shushei's a part of Fnatic's Hall of Fame now.
http://www.fnatic.com/content/95620/shushei-joins-the-fnatic-hall-of-fame
People get too easily offended by people getting too easily offended by the word rape.
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
July 08 2013 16:57 GMT
#7116
On July 09 2013 01:55 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 09 2013 01:46 XaCez wrote:
You guys need to stop flaying your ideas outside of the box, it's getting to the point of reinstating the death sentence, you're walking through the dark passage and the only thing you will find in death is damnation.

Screw you, I'm going to challenge myself.

Honestly though, most of these jokes are a Hemoplague upon the subforum >.> It's like the writers made a Crimson Pact with the Devil to send Tides of Blood and bad jokes our way, and all we can do is just sink into a sanguine pool and hide from the mods. This forum really needs a transfusion of quality posters.

OW.

The attempt was Rock Solid, but the delivery was only OK.
It's your boy Guzma!
onlywonderboy
Profile Joined August 2012
United States23745 Posts
July 08 2013 16:59 GMT
#7117
On July 09 2013 01:55 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 09 2013 01:46 XaCez wrote:
You guys need to stop flaying your ideas outside of the box, it's getting to the point of reinstating the death sentence, you're walking through the dark passage and the only thing you will find in death is damnation.

Screw you, I'm going to challenge myself.

Honestly though, most of these jokes are a Hemoplague upon the subforum >.> It's like the writers made a Crimson Pact with the Devil to send Tides of Blood and bad jokes our way, and all we can do is just sink into a sanguine pool and hide from the mods. This forum really needs a transfusion of quality posters.

OW.

I blame Asmo.
RIP Ryan Davis / TL or Die / @onlywonderboy
AsmodeusXI
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States15536 Posts
July 08 2013 17:02 GMT
#7118
On July 09 2013 01:57 Requizen wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 09 2013 01:55 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
On July 09 2013 01:46 XaCez wrote:
You guys need to stop flaying your ideas outside of the box, it's getting to the point of reinstating the death sentence, you're walking through the dark passage and the only thing you will find in death is damnation.

Screw you, I'm going to challenge myself.

Honestly though, most of these jokes are a Hemoplague upon the subforum >.> It's like the writers made a Crimson Pact with the Devil to send Tides of Blood and bad jokes our way, and all we can do is just sink into a sanguine pool and hide from the mods. This forum really needs a transfusion of quality posters.

OW.

The attempt was Rock Solid, but the delivery was only OK.


I've created this gif for people to use on these occasions.

+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]
WriterTL > RL. BNet: Asmodeus#1187 - LoL: DJForeclosure - Steam: asmodeusxi | www.n3rddimension.com
Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23335 Posts
July 08 2013 17:06 GMT
#7119
On July 09 2013 01:57 Requizen wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 09 2013 01:55 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
On July 09 2013 01:46 XaCez wrote:
You guys need to stop flaying your ideas outside of the box, it's getting to the point of reinstating the death sentence, you're walking through the dark passage and the only thing you will find in death is damnation.

Screw you, I'm going to challenge myself.

Honestly though, most of these jokes are a Hemoplague upon the subforum >.> It's like the writers made a Crimson Pact with the Devil to send Tides of Blood and bad jokes our way, and all we can do is just sink into a sanguine pool and hide from the mods. This forum really needs a transfusion of quality posters.

OW.

The attempt was Rock Solid, but the delivery was only OK.


You just needed to bear with him
onlywonderboy
Profile Joined August 2012
United States23745 Posts
July 08 2013 17:07 GMT
#7120
On July 09 2013 02:02 AsmodeusXI wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 09 2013 01:57 Requizen wrote:
On July 09 2013 01:55 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
On July 09 2013 01:46 XaCez wrote:
You guys need to stop flaying your ideas outside of the box, it's getting to the point of reinstating the death sentence, you're walking through the dark passage and the only thing you will find in death is damnation.

Screw you, I'm going to challenge myself.

Honestly though, most of these jokes are a Hemoplague upon the subforum >.> It's like the writers made a Crimson Pact with the Devil to send Tides of Blood and bad jokes our way, and all we can do is just sink into a sanguine pool and hide from the mods. This forum really needs a transfusion of quality posters.

OW.

The attempt was Rock Solid, but the delivery was only OK.


I've created this gif for people to use on these occasions.

+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]

Oh god, we shouldn't be trusted with this gif technology.
RIP Ryan Davis / TL or Die / @onlywonderboy
Prev 1 354 355 356 357 358 380 Next
Please log in or register to reply.
Live Events Refresh
Next event in 2h 18m
[ Submit Event ]
Live Streams
Refresh
StarCraft 2
SpeCial 254
StarCraft: Brood War
Hyuk 566
Stork 345
Shuttle 231
ToSsGirL 87
Soulkey 80
Rock 43
Aegong 38
Yoon 27
Free 19
Shine 14
[ Show more ]
Terrorterran 13
Dota 2
qojqva3358
Dendi1258
420jenkins358
XcaliburYe299
BananaSlamJamma262
Counter-Strike
oskar87
Other Games
singsing2147
hiko571
DeMusliM443
Hui .316
crisheroes264
Fuzer 244
Liquid`VortiX147
ArmadaUGS78
KnowMe57
QueenE47
FrodaN14
OptimusSC23
Organizations
Counter-Strike
PGL283
StarCraft: Brood War
Kim Chul Min (afreeca) 13
StarCraft 2
Blizzard YouTube
StarCraft: Brood War
BSLTrovo
sctven
[ Show 14 non-featured ]
StarCraft 2
• intothetv
• AfreecaTV YouTube
• Kozan
• IndyKCrew
• LaughNgamezSOOP
• Migwel
• sooper7s
StarCraft: Brood War
• BSLYoutube
• STPLYoutube
• ZZZeroYoutube
Dota 2
• WagamamaTV373
League of Legends
• Jankos2284
• TFBlade360
Other Games
• Shiphtur215
Upcoming Events
LAN Event
2h 18m
OSC
7h 18m
The PondCast
18h 18m
LAN Event
23h 18m
Replay Cast
1d 7h
OSC
1d 20h
LAN Event
1d 23h
Korean StarCraft League
2 days
CranKy Ducklings
2 days
WardiTV Korean Royale
2 days
[ Show More ]
LAN Event
2 days
IPSL
3 days
dxtr13 vs OldBoy
Napoleon vs Doodle
Replay Cast
3 days
Sparkling Tuna Cup
3 days
WardiTV Korean Royale
3 days
LAN Event
3 days
IPSL
4 days
JDConan vs WIZARD
WolFix vs Cross
Replay Cast
4 days
Wardi Open
4 days
WardiTV Korean Royale
5 days
Replay Cast
6 days
Kung Fu Cup
6 days
Classic vs Solar
herO vs Cure
Reynor vs GuMiho
ByuN vs ShoWTimE
Liquipedia Results

Completed

BSL 21 Points
SC4ALL: StarCraft II
Eternal Conflict S1

Ongoing

C-Race Season 1
IPSL Winter 2025-26
KCM Race Survival 2025 Season 4
SOOP Univ League 2025
YSL S2
IEM Chengdu 2025
PGL Masters Bucharest 2025
Thunderpick World Champ.
CS Asia Championships 2025
ESL Pro League S22
StarSeries Fall 2025
FISSURE Playground #2
BLAST Open Fall 2025
BLAST Open Fall Qual
Esports World Cup 2025

Upcoming

BSL Season 21
SLON Tour Season 2
BSL 21 Non-Korean Championship
Acropolis #4
HSC XXVIII
RSL Offline Finals
WardiTV 2025
RSL Revival: Season 3
Stellar Fest
META Madness #9
LHT Stage 1
BLAST Bounty Winter 2026: Closed Qualifier
eXTREMESLAND 2025
ESL Impact League Season 8
SL Budapest Major 2025
BLAST Rivals Fall 2025
TLPD

1. ByuN
2. TY
3. Dark
4. Solar
5. Stats
6. Nerchio
7. sOs
8. soO
9. INnoVation
10. Elazer
1. Rain
2. Flash
3. EffOrt
4. Last
5. Bisu
6. Soulkey
7. Mini
8. Sharp
Sidebar Settings...

Advertising | Privacy Policy | Terms Of Use | Contact Us

Original banner artwork: Jim Warren
The contents of this webpage are copyright © 2025 TLnet. All Rights Reserved.