• Log InLog In
  • Register
Liquid`
Team Liquid Liquipedia
EDT 04:54
CEST 10:54
KST 17:54
  • Home
  • Forum
  • Calendar
  • Streams
  • Liquipedia
  • Features
  • Store
  • EPT
  • TL+
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Smash
  • Heroes
  • Counter-Strike
  • Overwatch
  • Liquibet
  • Fantasy StarCraft
  • TLPD
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Blogs
Forum Sidebar
Events/Features
News
Featured News
[ASL22] Ro8 Preview: Within Reach5[ASL22] Ro8 Preview: In A Tizzy11[ASL22] Ro16 Preview: Holy Diver5[ASL22] Ro16 Preview: Rough Waters10[ASL22] Ro24 Preview: Siren's Call8
Community News
StarCraft II 5.0.17 PTR Patch Notes (Sept 30, 2026)32Weekly Cups (Sept 21-27): herO and ByuN double2Weekly Cups (Sep 13-20): herO scores triple3BSL Season 2313Weekly Cups (Sep 7-12): SHIN, ByuN, MaxPax double down1
StarCraft 2
General
StarCraft II 5.0.17 PTR Patch Notes (Sept 30, 2026) How do you feel about the mass reverts in the 5.0.17 PTR? StarCraft open world shooter announced at BlizzCon Weekly Cups (Sept 21-27): herO and ByuN double Recent Patches and the Future
Tourneys
Stellar Fest TWO the Moon (Dec 16-20) 2026 GSTL Grand Finals SC2 INu's Battles#21 [ 3-Days tournament ] ScienceCraft (October 24-25) - Live Event Sparkling Tuna Cup - Weekly Open Tournament
Strategy
[H] ZvP Mid-Late Game: Stalkers Collossi HT
Custom Maps
[M] (2) Sweltering Sands [M] (2) Frigid Storage
External Content
The PondCast: SC2 News & Results Mutation # 545 And Drops and Rifts Mutation # 544 Double Trouble Mutation # 543 Enhanced Defenses
Brood War
General
Fantasy returning? BW General Discussion Bot on ladder a Announcement on the JEDI Ringing Where can I find Flash replays that work?
Tourneys
[Megathread] Daily Proleagues [ASL22] Ro8 Day 4 [ASL22] Ro8 Day 3 [ASL22] Ro8 Day 2
Strategy
Cliff Jump Revisited (1 in a 1000 strategy) Replay Review Process - What do you do? Simple Questions, Simple Answers Odyssey Mineral Stack Saturation
Other Games
General Games
General RTS Discussion Thread Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne Stormgate/Frost Giant Megathread Total Annihilation Zero Nintendo Switch Thread
Dota 2
Dota 2 Champions League Season 3 Begins April 25! Official 'what is Dota anymore' discussion
League of Legends
[TL LoL EUW IHs] Teemo shall perish
Heroes of the Storm
Heroes of the Storm 2.0
Hearthstone
Deck construction bug
TL Mafia
TL Mafia Community Thread
Community
General
Things Aren’t Peaceful in Palestine US Politics Mega-thread All you football fans (soccer)! Russo-Ukrainian War Thread Artificial Intelligence Thread
Fan Clubs
MarineLorD Fan Club The Creator Fan Club The ShoWTimE Fan Club
Media & Entertainment
Movie Discussion! [Manga] One Piece Diablo Animated Series on Netflix
Sports
Football (Soccer) Thread MLB/Baseball 2023
World Cup 2022
Tech Support
Computer Build, Upgrade & Buying Resource Thread
TL Community
Recent Gifted Posts
Blogs
Escaping Into Video Games: G…
TrAiDoS
38 yo Retired SWE loo…
PurE)Rabbit-SF
Can Bots Beat Pros?? Starcr…
namkraft
[meme] I finally understa…
LUCKY_NOOB
Regacy Esports:Our Goa…
regacyesports
Customize Sidebar...

Website Feedback

Closed Threads



Active: 8902 users

[Learn 5HIT] How I Somehow Got to 1700+ ELO - Page 2

Forum Index > LoL General
Post a Reply
Prev 1 2 3 Next All
LoCicero
Profile Joined August 2010
1100 Posts
March 03 2011 08:48 GMT
#21
On March 03 2011 15:07 mrgerry wrote:
I will now test these Methods with my corresponding Theory of Elo Doesn't Mean Shit Cause Grackis Is 1800.

Method #1: Grackis didn't have pros help him out. In fact he duo q's with other awful high ranking players to fuck himself over even harder.

Method #2: Irelia/Malz: Grackis half follows this method but still fucks up at it with shitty builds.

Method #3: Doubt it.

Method #4: Grackis makes mistakes then yells at team thus furthering his chances of losing.

Method #5: Goddamn Grackis is good at this

1.5/5 - Guide disproven by Theory of LOL GRACKIS


Spud had me laughing my ass off at this. So incredibly true.
Frorgon
Profile Joined October 2010
United States146 Posts
March 03 2011 09:04 GMT
#22
This guide is 100% correct. I kept losing all the time trying to play useful champions in solo or duel queue. One day I decided to use Morde and I couldn't stop winning.

Then last night I queued as a full team with my friends and got stomped 3 straight times as Morde. I realized since my friends actually know how to play, and the other team is also a premade with good communication, I should stop playing useless Morde and play a champ with better utility. I should also stop being bad and actually buy wards, etc. We went on to win 5 straight.
rewtamus
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States327 Posts
March 03 2011 10:22 GMT
#23
caller and i simple methods simple results 2ez
CLouDPR
Profile Joined March 2011
United States12 Posts
March 03 2011 11:59 GMT
#24
1700. I will get there.
GG
Chrispy
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada5878 Posts
March 03 2011 12:39 GMT
#25
On March 03 2011 15:49 Psyonic_Reaver wrote:
Invite Park to a game.

Park trolls.

Lose job.

tttttttttt



Fixed it for ya.
Retvrn to Forvms
Malderon
Profile Joined September 2009
Netherlands136 Posts
March 03 2011 13:14 GMT
#26
As Mr Spock would say: Fascinating.

Also, hilarious, comedy gold xD.

Mundo wonders how well Mundo could mun-do this strategy. Mundo actually have enough damage output to smash towers instead of simply having spikey metal shards that mundon't mundo towers down too well. Mundo thinks this be useful when for example half of Mundo's team goes to farm after scoring an ace, instead of smashing turrets and inhibs. Mundo also top quality troll material, just mundo in /all chat all game long. Mundo will go where he pleases !

Mundo will definitely try this on his smurf.
SHr3DD3r
Profile Joined March 2009
Pakistan2137 Posts
March 03 2011 13:18 GMT
#27
On March 03 2011 21:39 Chrispy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 03 2011 15:49 Psyonic_Reaver wrote:
Invite Park to a game.

Park trolls.

Lose job.

tttttttttt



Fixed it for ya.

LoL
Hit them hard! Hit them low! - Forever a Bisu Fan!~!
JonsaBoy
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Denmark457 Posts
March 03 2011 13:26 GMT
#28
On March 03 2011 12:26 Caller wrote:
0) M-ust Buy Wards
1) O-rders/Follows the Team to Dragon/Baron
2) R-egards timings of Dragon, Buffs, Baron, Respawns, etc. and plans accordingly.
3) D-estroy objectives and get out with a task, not loitering around trying to taunt the enemy.
4) E-xcellent last-hitting and farming, as well as knowing when to give up your farm
5) K-nowledgeable in organizing and coordinating the team, efficient teamwork
6) A-ll roles need to be understood and played to compensate for team as necessary.
7) I-nitiates teamfights properly, and doesn't do something stupid like face checking
8) S-ees everything going on in the minimap and reacts accordingly.
9) E-xcellence in the laning phase.
*) R-eally acquainted with every champion's skills.


Well played good sir, well played. You had me for a moment there.
TLMS
Tooplark
Profile Joined October 2008
United States3977 Posts
March 03 2011 17:53 GMT
#29
On March 03 2011 22:14 Malderon wrote:
As Mr Spock would say: Fascinating.

Also, hilarious, comedy gold xD.

Mundo wonders how well Mundo could mun-do this strategy. Mundo actually have enough damage output to smash towers instead of simply having spikey metal shards that mundon't mundo towers down too well. Mundo thinks this be useful when for example half of Mundo's team goes to farm after scoring an ace, instead of smashing turrets and inhibs. Mundo also top quality troll material, just mundo in /all chat all game long. Mundo will go where he pleases !

Mundo will definitely try this on his smurf.


Double Zeal Mundo is so much fun. Build Dshield Boots Warmogs Zeal Zeal and never teamfight. You're nidalee without the burst or poking power or ability to heal other people! But you also don't blow up in teamfights. I almost managed to win a 4v5 where every other lane fed by doing this.
WHAT POW'R ART THOU WHO FROM BELOW HAST MADE ME RISE UNWILLINGLY AND SLOW
TL Blazeraid
Profile Joined January 2011
566 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-03-03 18:53:02
March 03 2011 18:52 GMT
#30
bought morde, testing theory as we speak.

edit: a quick reference for brazillian and korean catchphrases would be a great addition to the guide.
Haemonculus
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States6980 Posts
March 03 2011 19:33 GMT
#31
On March 04 2011 03:52 TL Blazeraid wrote:
bought morde, testing theory as we speak.

edit: a quick reference for brazillian and korean catchphrases would be a great addition to the guide.

Rhav's guide to trolling chat:

1. All caps, all the time.
2. "shutup" "i hate you" "no u" "mother candy" "father candy" "why you chit" all good phrases.
3. repeat what opponents say and swap letters around. Bad manner? MAD BANNER
4. type several lines of blank text now and then.
5. make as little sense as possible.

ez mode come on why you even have to ask this stuff yo
I admire your commitment to being *very* oily
Mogwai
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States13274 Posts
March 03 2011 19:44 GMT
#32
Br Phrases
huehuehuehueehueheuehueheue
jajajajajajjajajajaaja
es
always kill, never die
always win, never lose
#1
most best
so strong!!


putting it all together

*Bra Caller is on a Rampage!*
(All) Bra Caller (Mordekaiser): jajajaja
(All) Bra Caller (Mordekaiser): morde es #1, most best shield, always kill, never die!
*Bra Caller is Unstoppable*
*Bra Caller has scored a double kill*
*Bra Caller is Godlike*
(All) Bra Caller (Mordekaiser): huehuehuehue
(All) Bra Caller (Mordekaiser): shield es so strong!
(All) Bra Caller (Mordekaiser): Akali Ryze so much damage, kill all, except for Mordekaiser, es most best.
(All) Bra Caller (Mordekaiser): always win never lose
*Bra Caller has scored a triple kill*
*Bra Caller is legendary*
(All) Bra Caller (Mordekaiser): #1 Poppy, jajajaja
*Poppy Bot has left the game*
*Surrender Vote Succeeded for Purple Team 3 Votes Against 1*
mogwaismusings.wordpress.com
Vlanitak
Profile Joined November 2009
Norway3045 Posts
March 03 2011 23:14 GMT
#33
someone please tell me this has been put on the LoL forums. This might be #1 guide to the game right here, or atleast #2 ( [Learn 5HIT] #1) also best thread in lol forum beating general discussion and list of players.
washed
Smgzy
Profile Joined May 2010
United States187 Posts
March 03 2011 23:16 GMT
#34
you can easily duo queue to whatever rating you please
Two_DoWn
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States13684 Posts
March 03 2011 23:19 GMT
#35
I followed this guide to the letter.

After the win and trolling with "morde es #1, always kill, never die, always win, never lose." I was then told: "jesus, go fucking die in an earthquake you retarded foreign piece of garbage"

Mission accomplished
"What is the air speed velocity of an unladen courier?" "Dire or Radiant?"
0123456789
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States3216 Posts
March 03 2011 23:21 GMT
#36
but you're not 1700 anymore
rewtamus
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States327 Posts
March 03 2011 23:41 GMT
#37
this thread abt getting to 1700 not staying there plz stay on topic
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
March 04 2011 01:09 GMT
#38
On March 03 2011 22:26 JonsaBoy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 03 2011 12:26 Caller wrote:
0) M-ust Buy Wards
1) O-rders/Follows the Team to Dragon/Baron
2) R-egards timings of Dragon, Buffs, Baron, Respawns, etc. and plans accordingly.
3) D-estroy objectives and get out with a task, not loitering around trying to taunt the enemy.
4) E-xcellent last-hitting and farming, as well as knowing when to give up your farm
5) K-nowledgeable in organizing and coordinating the team, efficient teamwork
6) A-ll roles need to be understood and played to compensate for team as necessary.
7) I-nitiates teamfights properly, and doesn't do something stupid like face checking
8) S-ees everything going on in the minimap and reacts accordingly.
9) E-xcellence in the laning phase.
*) R-eally acquainted with every champion's skills.


Well played good sir, well played. You had me for a moment there.

wow that's amazing lol
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
Dezzimal
Profile Joined April 2009
United States148 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-03-04 04:53:32
March 04 2011 04:52 GMT
#39
[image loading]

6hrs of Morde today, no luck at all. I have a better record with pre-buff Eve than morde in ranked. I am thoroughly trolled by Caller's advice.
ZERG_RUSSIAN
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
10417 Posts
March 04 2011 05:36 GMT
#40
On March 04 2011 08:16 Smgzy wrote:
you can easily duo queue to whatever rating you please

assuming ur duo queue partner belongs at the elo you please
I'm on GOLD CHAIN
Prev 1 2 3 Next All
Please log in or register to reply.
Live Events Refresh
Next event in 1h 6m
[ Submit Event ]
Live Streams
Refresh
StarCraft 2
ProTech98
StarCraft: Brood War
BeSt 370
Hyuk 240
Leta 91
910 78
Shinee 74
Mong 69
soO 62
ZerO 60
Mind 47
EffOrt 38
[ Show more ]
PianO 36
Killer 36
HiyA 34
Bale 26
Aegong 26
ToSsGirL 26
sorry 23
ZergMaN 13
Dota 2
XcaliburYe97
League of Legends
JimRising 426
Counter-Strike
shoxiejesuss437
Super Smash Bros
Mew2King225
Heroes of the Storm
Khaldor1908
Other Games
summit1g8694
olofmeister1084
singsing846
ceh9562
Happy401
crisheroes263
Livibee100
ArmadaUGS98
ZerO(Twitch)7
gofns0
Organizations
Other Games
gamesdonequick559
Dota 2
PGL Dota 2 - Main Stream249
[ Show 14 non-featured ]
StarCraft 2
• Berry_CruncH199
• LUISG 15
• AfreecaTV YouTube
• intothetv
• Kozan
• IndyKCrew
• Migwel
StarCraft: Brood War
• BSLYoutube
• STPLYoutube
• ZZZeroYoutube
Dota 2
• lizZardDota2282
League of Legends
• Rush1502
• Jankos1304
• Stunt494
Upcoming Events
The PondCast
1h 6m
OSC
4h 6m
Stellar Fest
4h 6m
OSC
15h 6m
Stellar Fest
1d 4h
CranKy Ducklings
2 days
Online Event
2 days
FEL
2 days
AI Arena Tournament
2 days
BSL: Ladder Tournament
2 days
[ Show More ]
Sparkling Tuna Cup
3 days
INu's Battles
3 days
herO vs Classic
Percival vs Rogue
BSL Open Qualifier
3 days
BSL Open Qualifier
3 days
Replay Cast
3 days
Afreeca Starleague
4 days
Rush vs Light
WardiTV Weekly
4 days
Replay Cast
4 days
Afreeca Starleague
5 days
Soma vs Soulkey
INu's Battles
5 days
SHIN vs Cure
ByuN vs Zoun
PiGosaur Cup
5 days
Liquipedia Results

Completed

Proleague 2026-09-27
Blizzard Classic Cup 2026
Calamity Invitational

Ongoing

ASL Season 22
Super Anchor Qualifying S3
CSL 2026 AUTUMN (S22)
Acropolis #5
Stake Ranked Episode 4
1win Private Club #1
Logitech G Play Connect 2026
SL StarSeries Fall 2026
FISSURE Playground #3
BLAST Open Fall 2026
Esports World Cup 2026
BLAST Bounty Summer 2026
BLAST Bounty Summer Qual

Upcoming

Acropolis #5 - GSB
Acropolis #5 - GSC
BSL Season 23
SC4ALL II: Brood War
BSL 23: Non-Korean Championship
HSC XXX
Stellar Fest 2: Lunar Cup
SC4ALL II: StarCraft II
Kung Fu Cup 2026 Grand Finals
RSL Offline Finals
Custodian Cup
Copium Cup
PGL Major Singapore 2026
Stake Ranked Episode 6
BLAST Rivals Fall 2026
IEM Beijing 2026
Stake Ranked Episode 5
PGL Masters Bucharest 2026
1win Private Club #2
Thunderpick World Champ. '26
ESL Pro League Season 24
TLPD

1. ByuN
2. TY
3. Dark
4. Solar
5. Stats
6. Nerchio
7. sOs
8. soO
9. INnoVation
10. Elazer
1. Rain
2. Flash
3. EffOrt
4. Last
5. Bisu
6. Soulkey
7. Mini
8. Sharp
Sidebar Settings...

Advertising | Privacy Policy | Terms Of Use | Contact Us

Original banner artwork: Jim Warren
The contents of this webpage are copyright © 2026 TLnet. All Rights Reserved.