Ultralisk Cake

On March 11 2009 18:22 PobTheCad wrote:
looks good
what flavour cake is it

On March 11 2009 18:52 CDRdude wrote:
I'll be honest, and say that this depresses me and makes me feel lonely.

On March 11 2009 18:59 yukido wrote:


same here.

On March 11 2009 18:52 CDRdude wrote:
I'll be honest, and say that this depresses me and makes me feel lonely.

On March 11 2009 20:02 intrigue wrote:
wow unc has 400+ posts here when did that happen

On March 11 2009 21:00 nttea wrote:
i thought i had the best girlfriend ever... but your gf made you an ultralisk cake

On March 11 2009 18:59 yukido wrote:


same here.

On March 11 2009 20:02 ryung70 wrote:
since when do ultraliks have 4 blades?

On March 11 2009 23:39 alffla wrote:


what teh fuck is that

On March 12 2009 00:35 TheOvermind77 wrote:
Wow, weren't most professional starcraft players supposed to have no muscles and ugly girlfriends?

On March 11 2009 23:39 alffla wrote:
what teh fuck is that

On March 12 2009 00:37 Rekrul wrote:
you must play warcraft or something lmao

On March 12 2009 00:37 Rekrul wrote:


you must play warcraft or something lmao

On March 11 2009 18:26 fonger wrote:
niiiiiice






cake looks good too

On March 11 2009 18:41 stroggos wrote:
awesome, the next step would be 9 mutalisk cakes stacked on each other

On March 11 2009 18:41 stroggos wrote:
awesome, the next step would be 9 mutalisk cakes stacked on each other

On March 11 2009 18:41 stroggos wrote:
awesome, the next step would be 9 mutalisk cakes stacked on each other

On March 12 2009 05:00 anTi_ wrote:
That cake is incredible! Great job.

Edit, J/w, incontrol what's the most you've ever benched, I know you're a body builder but you look like one of those magnus vslitvhjiteligagen guys on worlds strongest men competitions.

On March 11 2009 18:59 yukido wrote:


same here.

On March 12 2009 05:10 Lemonwalrus wrote:


There you go.

You should probably get detection before you try to eat it though.

On March 11 2009 18:52 roadrunner_sc wrote:
Awwww you ate it already?

Leave it in the fridge! Give it +2 carapace!!

On March 12 2009 01:05 CapO wrote:
does uncontrolable play sc as well? if she does, shes awesome. especially if she started playing because of incontrol. props.

On March 12 2009 05:03 {88}iNcontroL wrote:


650lbs thx btw.. I am proud of my accomplishments and it is nice to hear that people enjoy it!

On March 12 2009 05:10 Lemonwalrus wrote:


There you go.

You should probably get detection before you try to eat it though.

On March 11 2009 22:09 Musoeun wrote:
That's an awesome cake. Thing is, I can't figure out how you do that. I sense serious application of sharp edged implements to a standard cake shape.

On March 12 2009 02:08 Kennigit wrote:
hahah thats so sick. Next year, Voytek please!
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On March 12 2009 09:53 baal wrote:
wtf how did fatty get that awesome gf?

On March 12 2009 09:53 baal wrote:
wtf how did fatty get that awesome gf?

On March 12 2009 09:53 baal wrote:
wtf how did fatty get that awesome gf?

On March 12 2009 10:54 nitram wrote:

The real question is: did she end up having any of the cake? ;P

Nice cake though!

On March 12 2009 12:35 StarN wrote:
Wow. Your girlfriend is gorgeous Inc (and she probably has a great personality as displayed by the effort she made to create an Ultralisk cake for you xD)

I'm going to start lifting weights now ;o

On March 12 2009 13:09 ReS wrote:
What was your apm while making this cake?

On March 12 2009 14:46 Rus_Brain wrote:
let's make a newspost :D <3

On March 12 2009 15:39 baal wrote:
This is more amazing because she clearly is blind.

On March 12 2009 15:48 {88}iNcontroL wrote:


You are going to keep barking up that tree hoping I get all mad.

Just realize

You are posting in a thread about my gf's cake that she made for me on the day my major show premiered. I am literally leagues above you sir. In every way. You can flame me but at the end of the day that is all you will have.

I hate getting all "high and mighty" here acting as if I am better than everyone. I'm not. But I am better than baal. Not that that is saying anything.

On March 12 2009 15:35 {88}iNcontroL wrote:


can you translate the comments? That is awesome.. she is really excited.

On March 12 2009 05:10 Lemonwalrus wrote:


There you go.

You should probably get detection before you try to eat it though.

On March 12 2009 16:35 Boblion wrote:
Can it beat the Battlecruiser cake ?

i doubt !
http://images.google.fr/imgres?imgurl=http://delo.dcs.fmph.uniba.sk/~fendek/refined/probe_ref.jpg&imgrefurl=http://delo.dcs.fmph.uniba.sk/~fendek/medovniky.html&usg=__wesbTBMqaBp95Nqax6V9CiZdihs=&h=487&w=480&sz=37&hl=fr&start=25&tbnid=iAa041p8_o6ZFM:&tbnh=129&tbnw=127&prev=/images?q=probe+starcraft&gbv=2&ndsp=20&hl=fr&safe=off&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:fr:official&sa=N&start=20

We need some scourge cakes !

On March 12 2009 15:48 {88}iNcontroL wrote:


You are going to keep barking up that tree hoping I get all mad.

Just realize

You are posting in a thread about my gf's cake that she made for me on the day my major show premiered. I am literally leagues above you sir. In every way. You can flame me but at the end of the day that is all you will have.

I hate getting all "high and mighty" here acting as if I am better than everyone. I'm not. But I am better than baal. Not that that is saying anything.

On March 12 2009 15:35 {88}iNcontroL wrote:


can you translate the comments? That is awesome.. she is really excited.

On March 12 2009 18:12 baal wrote:


So you wont dignify my post with you getting mad and posting about it... wait.... FAIL.

The only league you are above me sir is on the body fat % one... i concede on that one.

Im not even talking less of you, it seems you are the one with issues on that department, all im mocking (and have been since day 1) is that you are fat and ugly, and i mean if you seriously think you arent damn... blindness is contagious.

So your defense is, "im on a TV show", so thats how is it going to be? is it going to be a vain cock waving about petty archievements?, then so be it...

Son i make more in 1 week than you make in the entire year, in matter of fact i could buy the TV show and force you wear a ballet skirt, just because i enjoyed that Disney movie.


PS: If you werent so self centered you would realize that those insults at you were complimenting your GF, which seems irrelevant to you, cuz you are an attention whore.

On March 12 2009 19:45 Boblion wrote:
Can someone explain me why Baal is a super cool poster and mod on Liquid Poker and acts like a complete dick here ?
o,o

He has schizophrenia or what ? Why so much hate for Inc... -.-

On March 12 2009 22:09 CrownRoyal wrote:
permaban baal imo

On March 11 2009 18:52 roadrunner_sc wrote:
Awwww you ate it already?

Leave it in the fridge! Give it +2 carapace!!

On March 12 2009 13:09 ReS wrote:
What was your apm while making this cake?

On March 12 2009 19:25 kefkalives wrote:
God i thought baal didnt post any more. Bliss is so short. Or atleast i thought he didn't post anymore. I prefer my own dellusion.

On March 12 2009 18:13 Rus_Brain wrote:

#1 Get.Legate: damn, does he rly need to eat more? ^^
#2 tamagoch: wow! He's big ^^
#3 7x)Kardinal: Seems to be pure protein inside
#4 FoRGeR: That's cute
#5 MazZLeR: He's already the fucking ultralisk himself.... I doubt anyone ever sees a mouse in his hand
#6 Levit[КАЛ]: bwah incontrolable hulk /Add: Seems to be some sort of special size ^__^
#7 k23_rEality: I thought he's a fatboy, but he's a real hunk. And girl is awesome. Great job, dude.
#8 sOte[raGe]: Yup, pretty girl
#9 Perchik: Girl is hot, Incontrol is hunk. I dis realy changed my mind about inc.
#10 oneday: Fucking hunk starcraft player with a hot chick..America
#11 SAT_Anchelm: Yeah... A hunk with a sexy gf playing SC very good... well...
#12 Rus_Brain: Succeed he should :D
#13 NiceAff-JunG: Best girl
#14 gofe1: I'm pissed off :D
#15 CocoK: That chick is nice!! And Inc is bigger than Dimaga... O_O!!!
#16 aFz)KoT: His fucking arms bigger than my fucking legs
#17 pAq.Arche: incontrol = topinambur? //untranslatable reps.ru humor. like Cloud's cookies monster; but that was rather compliment ^^//
#18 fiRe)May: Nice girl)
#19 mOOpindahOuse: I think he stroke her and made to cook this cake
#20 fiRe)Lucky: Incontrol's boobs bigger than this girl's ones
#21 BWAA!: Nice chick
#22 NiceAff-OFFliNEr: I think he stroke her and made his girlfriend! xO
#23 imba.check: Offliner ROFL!!! xDDDDDDD Anyways cake is nice ) Incontrol showed up with his GF at the same time as cake, btw =)) /Add: But very nice newspost in general =) Made me smile at early morning =)
#24 NiceAff-InqubE: Nice:}
#25 boar: Hot stuff
#26 Svetlov: I hope I wont defeat him somehow, or he will kill me.
#27 Exfive-FruStim: I'm sure the muscleman win will ESWC Zone 1 xDDD
#28 fiRe)Lucky: Good makeup made her that hot --
+ Show Spoiler +
Bu the way. you did not miss the how-to-cook-this, did you? ^^

On March 13 2009 03:15 BuGzlToOnl wrote:
Honestly I haven't seen baal post a lot on TL so I can't say, but what he did in this thread is something I've seen you do plenty of times, so I would put you two around the same level.

On March 13 2009 03:19 {88}iNcontroL wrote:


Sooooooooo you have no idea but you compared a guy (you admit to not knowing) as being the same as a guy who is a replay uploader and huge contributor to this site because I derail threads? Derailing threads by the way.. if done right is one of the best things that can happen around here. And I have a few of the best derails of all time.

So I say this with all honesty: fuck off.

baal is a garbage poster who runs around flaming randomly with half broken english. I flame with a purpose and I back it up with mostly good/purposeful posting. We are nowhere near the same and you are pretty damn retarded to think so.


Edit: but this is one thread I won't derail. So this is my last post on the matter. PM me if you want me to respond or have the last word if you deem it necessary.

On March 13 2009 05:06 leandroqm wrote:
iNcontrol, hold on to'er!!!!
my ex-gf did not want me to watch any vods even when she was not with me while your gf gives you an ultralisk cake?

give her a ring, man! hahaha =D

On March 13 2009 05:06 leandroqm wrote:
iNcontrol, hold on to'er!!!!
my ex-gf did not want me to watch any vods even when she was not with me while your gf gives you an ultralisk cake?

give her a ring, man! hahaha =D

On March 12 2009 17:58 HeadBangaa wrote:
I thought you guys broke up?

On March 13 2009 06:44 KlaCkoN wrote:
Epic cake!
unc for best gf ever?

On March 13 2009 17:49 EvilTeletubby wrote:


IIRC they did, but now that Inc is a big TV star all the girls come running back for more.

On March 13 2009 01:09 Stuyvesant wrote:
INcontrol is a ultralisk in bed lol

On March 12 2009 13:11 sith wrote:
I don't understand....you got a girl...to make an ultralisk cake for you...
HOW YOU DO THIS?

On March 13 2009 19:51 uNcontroLable wrote:
hehe, but seriously, in actuality we broke up for a while, yes, while we dealt with some pretty heavy family stuff on both sides. My parents were getting a divorce after 25 years of marriage, and his parents were amid a lawsuit war. It was a lot to deal with for each of us. Besides that, we weren't happy where we were individually, and it was time for us to do some growing on our own. It wasn't as pleasant of a breakup as I make it sound, but those were the main reasons. We dated other people a bit, learned about ourselves, I went abroad, he worked on the show in LA, and, through our journeys, we just kind of became grown ups. The next time we saw each other, it was obvious there was no-one else in the world. I love him.

On March 14 2009 00:09 LordWeird wrote:
Man, that is an awesome cake, but It speaks tons about uNcontroLable. She must really care for you man, or just really enjoy baking. ^^

My girlfriend HATED StarCraft. She would make me a cake, but I'd be goddamned if it had horns and dead bodies on it. ^^

On March 14 2009 02:47 kawoq wrote:


He said everything, I will just change "girlfriend" for "wife" and I think the same way...

I take my hat off for you unc.

Inc, please please please take care of her as she deserves or you will be hated by all the TL community for losing such a special girl...

On March 14 2009 05:20 uNcontroLable wrote:



Wow, I'm really feeling the love, thanks you guys! <3 <3

Streaming marriage, lawl!

You all deserve girls who admire your passion and aren't threatened by it. You are amazing strategists and dedicated learners! Girls are crazy. All of us. And a lot of time our need to feel cherished gets in the way of being sensible. I think what a lot of girls get hung up on is the insecure feeling that, since you are all so passionate about sc, that maybe you love it more than you do them, or would choose it over them. I'm lucky cause Geoff always lets me know, if it came down to it, he would put me before sc, so I never feel like I have to keep him from it or compete with it. (Of course, that developed over time, and in the beginning I'm sure sc would have won in a fight any day lol) I'm so proud of his accomplishments, I MAKE him train sometimes, cause I want to see another wcg championship! I have my own passions and things to do while he's training. I think that's the key: that he does such a good job of making me feel important, and that I want him to excel in his own way, no matter how much time that means I have to listen to zerglings hatching.

зерги мясо но не торт!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

сделайте мне торт!!

On March 11 2009 18:52 CDRdude wrote:
I'll be honest, and say that this depresses me and makes me feel lonely.

On March 15 2009 19:10 bias- wrote:
(submit to Blizzard as well!)

On March 15 2009 04:39 Gryffindor_us wrote:
Every time I come on TeamLiquid I read it as "Ultralisk Cafe". Then I imagine a cafe run by zergling bartenders with little tophats. And the owner of the cafe is an overlord who wears a fedora. The bouncers are scourges. I've seen the thread a bajillion times now but it doesn't matter.

That is an awesome cake by the way.

On March 16 2009 04:28 CTStalker wrote:
probably not because inc is saving himself

On March 16 2009 08:03 cHicKeLoR wrote:
Wow, indeed the most impressive cake i have ever seen ...

... how about a "making-off" ?

On March 13 2009 19:51 uNcontroLable wrote:
hehe, but seriously, in actuality we broke up for a while, yes, while we dealt with some pretty heavy family stuff on both sides. My parents were getting a divorce after 25 years of marriage, and his parents were amid a lawsuit war. It was a lot to deal with for each of us. Besides that, we weren't happy where we were individually, and it was time for us to do some growing on our own. It wasn't as pleasant of a breakup as I make it sound, but those were the main reasons. We dated other people a bit, learned about ourselves, I went abroad, he worked on the show in LA, and, through our journeys, we just kind of became grown ups. The next time we saw each other, it was obvious there was no-one else in the world. I love him.