Pony Express Issue 63: Feb. 16 - Feb. 23, 2009

<dronebabo> go fuck a cat sith
<PHauxE> xD
<Harem> fucking cat
<YuMMie> pwnd
<Siththebeast> shut the fuck up
<Siththebeast> drone
<Siththebeast> no one invited you to this channel
<Siththebeast> you can leave
<Jathin> man
<Jathin> I hate those pornos where the young hot girl fucks an old dude
<Jathin> makes me so upset
<Jathin> I could be that old dude
<dronebabo> you know why i have a fucking @ next to my name you nigger
<dronebabo> because i am this fucking channel
<Harem> I invited babo to this channel
<Jathin> lmfao
<Harem> :[
<dronebabo> shut the fuck up peasant
<dronebabo> work my land you serf
<Gaetele> wow
<Gaetele> awesome
<Jathin> ahahahaha
<Gaetele> +50 respect points for dronebabo
<dronebabo> although i do give you some gratitude for inventing contract law
<Siththebeast> the only reason you have a @ is because those really in charge feel sorry you don't have any friends outside of it
<YuMMie> dronebabo lives in a box under the channel
<Gaetele> oh shit
<YuMMie> we feed him cheese and crackers
<Gaetele> it's on now
<dronebabo> you are making contracdictions
<Gaetele> dronebabo needs no friends
<dronebabo> you have repeatedly said that i have no friends
<dronebabo> which is it
<Gaetele> he's just a bot
<Gaetele> that c&ps 4chan links
<Gaetele> into irc
<Siththebeast> that you don't have any friends outside of it?
<Siththebeast> Even so, you could hardly call those in here friends
<dronebabo> it seems like you are just catering to whatever suits the situation best
<dronebabo> i never called them friends
<Siththebeast> whats the difficulty in that?
<dronebabo> jesus christ you cat fucker
<dronebabo> someone give this guy a cat icon
<Harem> neko dorobo
* YuMMie touches dronebabo's tralala
<Siththebeast> drone, i hope you seriously die in a car crash tomorrow
<dronebabo> i already did
<Siththebeast> i hope you're not all the way dead, but they kill you for your organs
<Siththebeast> you already did tomorrow?
<dronebabo> im a robot
<Gaetele> dronebabo is the collective sentience of irc
<Siththebeast> what the fuck does that mean?
<Gaetele> in a robot
<Gaetele> are you fucking retarded sith
<dronebabo> it means i already died you stupid shit
<Gaetele> it's easy to understand
<PHauxE> rofl
<Siththebeast> ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUSLY
<Siththebeast> YOU DID SOMETHING TOMORROW
<dronebabo> use your fucking prefrontal cortex motherfucker
<Siththebeast> do i have to explain why that doesn't make any fucking sense
<dronebabo> no you dumb fuck
<dronebabo> its obvious why it makes perfect sense
<Siththebeast> jesus fucking christ
<Siththebeast> save me from this dumbfuck
<dronebabo> jesus lordy lord cat fucking christ
<Gaetele> ok
<Gaetele> kickban
<Siththebeast> gaetele you can stay the fuck out of this
<Gaetele> kickban dronebabo for taking the lord's name in vain
<Gaetele> imo
<Gaetele> like 4 times in the same sentence
<PHauxE> I second that
<PHauxE> :o
<Siththebeast> plus, i just fucking hate drone
<Gaetele> he doesn't even do anything
<PHauxE> i <3 drone, but I <3 him in an abusive way
<Siththebeast> what now bitch got all your little homies against you
<dronebabo> i dont speak nigger
<dronebabo> what the fuck is a homie
<Siththebeast> did you just use a racial slur when refering to me?
<Harem> niggerese
<Siththebeast> how about you clean your act the fuck up
<dronebabo> yes you idiot
<dronebabo> yes i did
<HaXxorIzed> serious business is serious.
<Siththebeast> THE TEAMLIQUID IRC IS FUCKING SERIOUS BUSINESS
<dronebabo> listen you cat fucker
<HaXxorIzed> I'm cheering for drone, because everyone seems to hate him with such truthful and PASSIONATE anger
<dronebabo> im calling peta on you
<HaXxorIzed> which is totally not a joke
<HaXxorIzed> ever
<Harem> don't forget spca!
<PHauxE> I dont know what I'd do with myself if the internet wasn't serious business
<Siththebeast> does anyone remember who told who to fuck a cat in the beginning
<Siththebeast> i think it was me motherfucker
<Siththebeast> i think it was me
<Siththebeast> i think i told you to fuck a cat
<dronebabo> ya i wonder where the fuck you got that idea from
<dronebabo> you sick fuck
<Harem> sith knows about fucking cats
<Siththebeast> i got it from hearing stories about those sick japanese
<dronebabo> motherfucker is a cat fucking scholar
<Siththebeast> and koreans
<dronebabo> phd in motherfucking cat fucking science
<Siththebeast> or wherever the fuck starcraft is popular
<Siththebeast> i don't even fucking give a shit
<dronebabo> listen you stupid shit its obvious korea is where starcraft is popular
<Siththebeast> O REALLY?
<Siththebeast> THANKS FOR THE FUCKING UPDATE
<dronebabo> if you cant tell the difference between korea and japan after posting on teamliquid for over a year you might as well go fuck a cat
<dronebabo> OH HOW DANDY YOU ALREADY DO FUCK
<Siththebeast> I HAD NO FUCKING IDEA IT WAS KOREAN
<Siththebeast> THANKS FOR THAT
<Siththebeast> YOU'RE SO FUCKING USEFUL
<dronebabo> WELL JESUS CHRIST MAYBE YOU CAN START KNOWING IT FROM TODAY ONWARDS
<dronebabo> AND POSSIBLY SAVE SOME PEOPLE FROM STABBING OUT THEIR EYES FROM YOUR LACK OF KNOWLEDGE ON THE VERY SUBJECT WE'RE DISCUSSING AT THE MOMENT
<Siththebeast> GO FUCK A CAT
<dronebabo> wow what a revelation
<dronebabo> what a fucking revelation
<Siththebeast> are you fucking joking
<Siththebeast> get the fuck out of my channel
<Siththebeast> you fuckhead
<dronebabo> i think youre sadly mistaken in thinking who owns this channel between the two of us
<Siththebeast> drone
<Siththebeast> you think you have supporters
<Siththebeast> you don'ot
<Siththebeast> you may think you have friends
<Siththebeast> you don't
<dronebabo> when the fuck do i imply that i have supporters
<PHauxE> I'm changing sides, drone makes me laugh harder xD
<dronebabo> where teh fuck did i mention a fucking third party
<dronebabo> point me in the right fucking direction
<dronebabo> because obviously i am lost
<Siththebeast> it was implied bitch
<dronebabo> WHERE YOU STUPID SHIT
<Siththebeast> if you could learn how to fucking carry a conversation
<Siththebeast> you could pick up on this shit
<dronebabo> why the fuck would you jump to a different subject
<Siththebeast> without me having to explain it along the way
<dronebabo> carrying a conversation has nothing to do with what you fucking accused me of
<Siththebeast> what the fuck do you want me to do, look through chat logs?
<dronebabo> it's obvious the fault is in your lack of conversational comprehension
<Siththebeast> yeah thats a really fucking productive use of my time
<Siththebeast> dipshit
<dronebabo> yeah why dont you fucking scroll up
<dronebabo> copy
<dronebabo> and then paste it
<Siththebeast> YEAH LET ME SCROLL UP TO LAST TUESDAY
<Harem> and arguing on IRC is productive?
<Siththebeast> GREAT FUCKING IDEA
<dronebabo> what are you, a fat lazy fuck?
<Siththebeast> MAYBE I FUCKING AM?
<dronebabo> so now you are fucking accusing me without any merit whatsoever
<Siththebeast> SEEMS ODD YOU'RE INSULTING SOMEONE FOR BEING A FAT LAZY FUCK THOUGH?
<dronebabo> brilliant
<Siththebeast> SEEING AS YOU ARE ONE YOURSELF?
<dronebabo> our founding fathers are rolling in their graves
<Siththebeast> jesus fucking christ
<Vedic> Feel the love.
<Siththebeast> you mean the ones from korea
<Siththebeast> or the ones from FUCKING AMERICA
<dronebabo> listen you stupid shit even if i am fat, atleast i dont fuck cats
<Harem> or the ones fucking cats
<Siththebeast> WHO THE FUCK SAID I FUCKED CATS
<Siththebeast> WHEN DID I FUCKING SAY THAT SHIT?
<dronebabo> jesus fucking christ do you want me to go through logs
<dronebabo> to find this shit
<dronebabo> i dont think so
<Siththebeast> SCROLL UP BITCH, SCROLL UP
<dronebabo> im not gonna fucking scroll up to 2007
<Siththebeast> yeah
<Siththebeast> thats what i thought bitch
<Siththebeast> puss out
<dronebabo> nigga please i'm about to get my crew
<dronebabo> and fucking jump your ass
<dronebabo> aiight
<dronebabo> u talk mad shyt and grillin me aight
<dronebabo> 1d this shyt rite now
<Siththebeast> OH YEAH TALKIN LIKE YOU'RE ON THE STREETS
<Siththebeast> YOU'RE GETTIN ME SCARED
<dronebabo> motherfucker i AM the streets
<Siththebeast> MOTHERFUCKER YOU'VE NEVER BEEN ON THE STREETS
<Siththebeast> BECAUSE YOU'RE ON FUCKING IRC 24/7
<Siththebeast> REMEMBER WHEN YOU SAID YOU WERE IRC?
<dronebabo> where the fuck do you think my computer is
<Siththebeast> CAN'T BE BOTH BITCH
<dronebabo> you stupid shit
<Siththebeast> yeah you're fucking computer is outside
<Harem> while you are fucking cats 24/7?
<Siththebeast> how the fuck should i believe that
<dronebabo> yes it is
<dronebabo> i dont know, maybe you can fucking think of a computer outside
<dronebabo> on the streets
<Siththebeast> yeah what the fuck do you do when it rains bitch
<dronebabo> such an abstract concept i KNOW
<dronebabo> what the fuck
<dronebabo> are youserious
<Siththebeast> YEAH I CAN PLACE THE OBJECT MOTHERFUCKER
<dronebabo> put something over the computer
<dronebabo> how the fuck did your genes survive
<Siththebeast> yeah thats real fucking practical
<Siththebeast> you're real fuckin smart having a computer outside
<dronebabo> yeah as practical as putting 4 wheels on a box and having people ride it
<dronebabo> and youre real smart for putting your dick in the wrong species
<Siththebeast> THATS FUCKING PRACTICAL AS HELL
<dronebabo> SURE IS
<Siththebeast> CARS LET YOU FUCKING MOVE BITCH
<dronebabo> PUTTING SHIT OVER MY COMPUTER BLOCKS IT FROM THE RAIN
<Siththebeast> WHENS THE LAST TIME YOUR FAT ASS EVER RAN SOMEWHERE?
<dronebabo> YESTERDA
<dronebabo> Y
<Siththebeast> BITCH HOW FAR YOU RUN
<dronebabo> 2 MILES MOTHERFUCKER
<Siththebeast> WHAT THE FUCK I DON'T BELIVE THAT SHIT
<Siththebeast> SCROLL UP, FIND ME THE LOGS
<dronebabo> well u better fucking believe it
<Siththebeast> I WANT YOU TO COPY PASTE
<dronebabo> yeah i will one fucking second you stupid shit
<dronebabo> (22:47:26) (@dronebabo) 2 MILES MOTHERFUCKER
<dronebabo> BAM
<Siththebeast> THATS PROOF OF SHIT
<Katoan> arr
<Siththebeast> I RAN 18 MILES YESTERDAY MOTHERFUCKER
<dronebabo> do you want a fucking visual representation i will fucking mspaint that shit for you and rub my cock on your forehead
<Siththebeast> Siththebeast> I RAN 18 MILES YESTERDAY MOTHERFUCKER
<Siththebeast> OH LOOK
<Siththebeast> I RAN 18 MILES
<dronebabo> WHEN DID I FUCKING DOUBT THE AUTHENTICITY OF YOUR FUCKING STATEMENT YOU STUPID SHIT
<Siththebeast> yeah ms paint that shit that proves it
<dronebabo> THANKS FOR REPEATING SOMETHING YOU ALREADY SAID LIKE A DUMBASS
<dronebabo> LOOK IM SITH LOL I REPEAT SHIT I ALREADY SAID TWICE
<Siththebeast> I'M MAKING FUN OF YOU BITCH
<dronebabo> LOOK IM SITH LOL I REPEAT SHIT I ALREADY SAID TWICE
<Harem> [22:48] <Siththebeast> I FUCKED A CAT YESTERDAY
<Siththebeast> CAN'T YOU UNDERSSTAND?
<Siththebeast> HAREM GET THE FUCK OUT
<dronebabo> oh look what fucking popped up
<dronebabo> proof of your cat fucking
<Siththebeast> yeah you believe everything you read on the internet you're one stupid fuck
<dronebabo> yeah you stupid shit
<dronebabo> of course i fucking believe shit on the internet
<Siththebeast> WOW
<Siththebeast> JUST WOW
<dronebabo> why would u even fucking have this conversation
<Siththebeast> EVERYONE LOOK AT DRONE
<dronebabo> if you didnt think any of it was real
<Siththebeast> LOOK HOW FUCKING SMART HE IS
<dronebabo> why thank you very much sir sith
<Siththebeast> LOOK HOW COOL HE IS
<Siththebeast> HE'S THE STREETS
<dronebabo> ive been waiting for that compliment for ages
<Siththebeast> HE'S IRC
<Siththebeast> WHAT AIN'T HE?
<Siththebeast> i'm mocking you motherfucker
<dronebabo> im getting bored
<dronebabo> lets continue some other time
<Siththebeast> same
<Siththebeast> i g2g brush my teeth
<dronebabo> k
<dronebabo> hf
<Siththebeast> i'll bb in like 5-6
<Siththebeast> so everyone just chill
<dronebabo> alright

I'm not Korean. I have no Korean blood. I cannot speak Korean fluently. In fact I've only been in Korea for less than a year. So don't go apeshit if I use a ㅔ instead of ㅐ or I offend anyone's acute nationalistic feelings. Rest assured though that I will not teach anything without being 100% that it's right.

Note on Romanization:
(Romanization is where the Korean is phonetically translated into English)
I hate Romanization and I strongly suggest any serious learners of Korean not to use it. It's just for the newbies. The problem with it is that different English speakers will pronounce the syllables differently and on an international forum like this, it's impossible for me to be accurate with it. There are different variations of Romanization and below I do my own version.

A good site to learn the alphabet is here:
http://www.langintro.com/kintro/index.htm

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