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Hyperionnn
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Turkey4968 Posts
January 05 2009 17:17 GMT
#61
Holy shit lol
vAltyR
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States581 Posts
January 05 2009 17:34 GMT
#62
This was worth reading, thanks for the link!
내 호버크라프트는 장어로 가득 차 있어요
InFiNitY[pG]
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Germany3468 Posts
January 05 2009 17:55 GMT
#63
One of the best stories I've ever read.
"I just pressed stimpack, and somehow I won the battle" -Flash
gm.tOSS
Profile Joined September 2005
Germany898 Posts
January 05 2009 18:02 GMT
#64
What the fluff :O awesome read - absolutely worth it.
HuK HuK HuK | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ | There is death in the hane.
food
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1951 Posts
January 05 2009 18:31 GMT
#65
i dont know if i can laugh about it if its true
guy overstretches himself a lot with the wording and whole Stalingrad theme but overall was a good read
Can someone ban this guy please? FA?
InFiNitY[pG]
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Germany3468 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-05 18:51:38
January 05 2009 18:51 GMT
#66
I agree he was getting repetitive about the war theme as well as the organs playing or doing stuff in his body, but the metaphores and images themselves were really good most of the time
"I just pressed stimpack, and somehow I won the battle" -Flash
mel_ee
Profile Blog Joined August 2003
2448 Posts
January 05 2009 19:07 GMT
#67
fluffing a that was a good read. some parts where lull but it evens out with great one liners and metaphores
Behold the bold soldier, control the globe slowly proceeds to blow swingin swords like Shinobi
MasterReY
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Germany2708 Posts
January 05 2009 19:14 GMT
#68
just finished readign the whole thing. it took so long T_T

well it was pretty funny, but i think its not everything true.
To be honest i think maybe 10-15% is true but some parts not happened completely.

Still its very funny
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CuddlyCuteKitten
Profile Joined January 2004
Sweden2586 Posts
January 05 2009 19:16 GMT
#69
That thread is gold. Although to be fair he was kind of an asshole to the nurses.
waaaaaaaaaaaooooow - Felicia, SPF2:T
poilord
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Germany3252 Posts
January 05 2009 20:34 GMT
#70
This guy seriously needs to write a book. I love those kinds of stories.
"Too much shit. Too small a fan." Very well put
gm.tOSS
Profile Joined September 2005
Germany898 Posts
January 05 2009 20:35 GMT
#71
Who cares if its true, its a fluffing story :D
HuK HuK HuK | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ | There is death in the hane.
AoN.DimSum
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States2983 Posts
January 05 2009 20:44 GMT
#72
i chuckled every time he referred to shit hits the fan haha
by my idol krokkis : "U better hope Finland wont have WCG next year and that I wont gain shitloads of skill, cause then I will wash ur mouth with soap, little man."
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
January 05 2009 21:06 GMT
#73
This story was ridiculously epic. I hate nurses so much more now.
Carkling
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Germany169 Posts
January 05 2009 21:24 GMT
#74
Oh man that was crazy.
Retsukage
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States1002 Posts
January 05 2009 21:33 GMT
#75
RIDICULOUSLY epic story, sparta part was golden
To change is to improve, to change often is to be perfect - Winston Chruchill
Krzycho
Profile Joined July 2007
Poland442 Posts
January 05 2009 22:19 GMT
#76
OMG!!! Super funny!!
Don't know if it's true but one thing got me killed.
"I'm blind and even i can see you're an idiot"
Durak
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada3684 Posts
January 05 2009 23:40 GMT
#77
Good read. I loved the "biscuit prostitute" analogy.
Polar_Nada
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States1548 Posts
January 06 2009 00:10 GMT
#78
"a series of unfortunate events" xD
[ReD]NaDa and fnaticMSI.SEn fighting~! ::POlar @ UC Irvine::
MannerKiss
Profile Joined June 2003
United States2398 Posts
January 06 2009 02:01 GMT
#79
Last part had me rolling in laughter. Fluffing excellent!
I want an igloo.
MannerKiss
Profile Joined June 2003
United States2398 Posts
January 06 2009 02:06 GMT
#80
Last part had me rolling in laughter. Fluffing excellent!
I want an igloo.
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