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lilsusie
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
3861 Posts
January 05 2009 02:37 GMT
#21
that was pretty awesome, thanks for helping me waste an hour of my work day!
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ShaperofDreams
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada2492 Posts
January 05 2009 02:41 GMT
#22
Wow i read the whole thing, absolutely incredible, the author captures the emotions so well, anyone know if its based on a true story?
Bitches don't know about my overlord. FUCK OFF ALDARIS I HAVE ENOUGH PYLONS. My Balls are as smooth as Eggs.
RaGe
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Belgium9949 Posts
January 05 2009 02:42 GMT
#23
amazing read
Moderatorsometimes I get intimidated by the size of my right testicle
ilovejonn
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Canada2548 Posts
January 05 2009 02:44 GMT
#24
omg fucking sick story
Snowflakes in January, Heart warm like February, I wouldn't ordinarily..
SK.Testie
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada11084 Posts
January 05 2009 02:44 GMT
#25
Fun read, but when did Miss Holmes become Miss Portman. ;p
Social Justice is a fools errand. May all the adherents at its church be thwarted. Of all the religions I have come across, it is by far the most detestable.
MoRe_mInErAls
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Canada1210 Posts
January 05 2009 02:47 GMT
#26
Maybe it's because I just watched Flash vs Bisu but is there anyone out there who didn't make it past the first post?
nAi.PrOtOsS
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Canada784 Posts
January 05 2009 03:17 GMT
#27
Very very very verrrryyyy good read, I highly suggest everyone reads it. I laughed so much at a few good parts such as his friend yelling "THIS IS SPARRTAA!"
deathgod6
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States5064 Posts
January 05 2009 03:23 GMT
#28
As Plexa has said many times in the old VOD night, this is epic.
4.0 GPA = A rank 5.0 GPA = Olympic --------- Bisu, Best, Fantasy. i ♥ oov. They can get in my BoxeR anyday.
Piste
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
6180 Posts
January 05 2009 03:25 GMT
#29
I didn't enjoy it, yet I forced myself to read it till the end. Maybe I was expecting too much :/
Is there any other good stories?
mahnini
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
United States6862 Posts
January 05 2009 03:27 GMT
#30
shit this was good
the world's a playground. you know that when you're a kid, but somewhere along the way everyone forgets it.
Djabanete
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States2786 Posts
January 05 2009 03:32 GMT
#31
Eh... enjoyed it so-so. 3/5 would not read again.
May the BeSt man win.
Piste
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
6180 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-05 03:52:38
January 05 2009 03:41 GMT
#32
Any other good stories would be appreciated
Like the ones with that dude that had crazy roommate called Jim or whatever and got mad.
That sorta stories!

edit: this http://www.wyseguys.com/shittyroomate.asp was sick ^^
Yogurt
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States4258 Posts
January 05 2009 03:48 GMT
#33
hahaha that was awesome

agree with more good stories
ok dont not so good something is something ok ok ok gogogo
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
January 05 2009 03:51 GMT
#34
2/5
naventus
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
United States1337 Posts
January 05 2009 03:57 GMT
#35
1/5.

Made it to 2/3 without laughing and stopped out of boredom.
hmm.
Toxic
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Canada233 Posts
January 05 2009 03:57 GMT
#36
Very nicely written, must read.
Yes.
Demoninja
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States1190 Posts
January 05 2009 03:59 GMT
#37
I just reread it and it's still great.
Beardfish
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
United States525 Posts
January 05 2009 04:17 GMT
#38
Wow. That was such a great read. I can't understand how anyone could get bored reading that.
Phantom
Profile Joined September 2004
Canada2151 Posts
January 05 2009 04:22 GMT
#39
wow that story kicks major ass, and things i thought that could only be written into tv shows...lol awesome stuff
http://www.gosugamers.net/starcraft2/members/Phantom
Chau
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada408 Posts
January 05 2009 05:13 GMT
#40
Awesome story.
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