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WhatisProtoss
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
Korea (South)2325 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-11 01:33:29
December 11 2008 00:03 GMT
#1
There is a restaurant that serves different types of animal penis.

This is a video of a man who tries a variety of penis.
http://current.com/items/88817277/penis_restaurant.htm

It's hilarious watching this. Check it out.


So basically, you can choose what kind of animal penis you want to eat.
Goat, Ox, Yak, Donkey, Snake, etc...

They bring the whole intact penis out to you on a plate. They cut it into pieces, then put cook it in a hotpot of soup along with a turtle shell (supposed to be meaningful and nutritious).
SnowFantasy
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
4173 Posts
December 11 2008 00:07 GMT
#2
oO - i can't imagine myself eating this.
LordWeird
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3411 Posts
December 11 2008 00:15 GMT
#3
This is awesome
Chains none
StormSnarlX
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
United States278 Posts
December 11 2008 00:17 GMT
#4
Catz Forever <3
cgrinker
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3824 Posts
December 11 2008 00:17 GMT
#5
That's right I clicked on this page. Not going to the link
LuMiX
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
China5757 Posts
December 11 2008 00:19 GMT
#6
donkey looks like bacon
DanceCommander
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States1808 Posts
December 11 2008 00:23 GMT
#7
On December 11 2008 09:19 Metal[x] wrote:
donkey looks like bacon

zobz
Profile Joined November 2005
Canada2175 Posts
December 11 2008 00:24 GMT
#8
....
"That's not gonna be good for business." "That's not gonna be good for anybody."
YPang
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States4024 Posts
December 11 2008 00:25 GMT
#9
ROFL hwo does that chinese restaurant pay themselves... i mean who purposely goes to a penis restaurant...
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Tensai176
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Canada2061 Posts
December 11 2008 00:25 GMT
#10
LOL, I clicked too.

The link is funny though
We see things they'll never see
Racenilatr
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States2756 Posts
December 11 2008 00:28 GMT
#11
that is disgusting. All i have to say
eth0x
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Canada208 Posts
December 11 2008 00:29 GMT
#12
Oh wow.

No. Really, just no.
Because he is Mantoss, the incarnation of masculinity and awesomeness.
hixhix
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
1156 Posts
December 11 2008 00:30 GMT
#13
Penises taste so fucking good, you should try sometimes. I heard of pussies as well, I mean cooked ones, not the ones you're thinking of but I have never tried that
DownMaxX
Profile Joined August 2008
Canada1311 Posts
December 11 2008 00:33 GMT
#14
How could anyone resist the thread name? The only way you could make it more intriguing would be to add a [spoiler] tag.

Also, the video is very disturbing. o_o
parasite
KOFgokuon
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States14893 Posts
December 11 2008 00:36 GMT
#15
good god
HeadBangaa
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States6512 Posts
December 11 2008 00:38 GMT
#16
On December 11 2008 09:30 hixhix wrote:
Penises taste so fucking good, you should try sometimes

hahahahaha
People who fail to distinguish Socratic Method from malicious trolling are sadly stupid and not worth a response.
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-11 00:45:15
December 11 2008 00:42 GMT
#17
LOL. This is why Taiwan > China =P.
Don't hurt me zulu! *hides*

Penises own. No wonder everyone wants one.
*ahem*... you're perverted mind.
allowicious
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States972 Posts
December 11 2008 00:47 GMT
#18
i'm eating

and watching this video at the same time



not a good combination...
lalalalala~~~
Random()
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
Kyrgyz Republic1462 Posts
December 11 2008 00:47 GMT
#19
I actually tried it once, I think it was sheep (ram?), it was pretty good
ProberoO
Profile Joined November 2008
United States88 Posts
December 11 2008 00:52 GMT
#20
@_@... wow.
The pandabearguy should be in every map.
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
December 11 2008 00:54 GMT
#21
Wow, I'm pretty afraid to click the link.
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micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24680 Posts
December 11 2008 00:54 GMT
#22
I don't care for the cuisine, but that dining room is pretty nice (even the rotating table haha)

On December 11 2008 09:47 allowicious wrote:
i'm eating

and watching this video at the same time



not a good combination...

Better you than your girlfriend. Don't want to give her any ideas.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
December 11 2008 00:55 GMT
#23
video is pretty funny, guy gets drunk to eat some dick.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24680 Posts
December 11 2008 01:00 GMT
#24
...Would be ironic if the store was a front for an escort service.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
CubEdIn
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Romania5359 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-11 04:53:59
December 11 2008 04:52 GMT
#25
The guy is right though, there are worse things in sausages but we just don't know it. That being said, I would not touch that unless I'd be literally starving.

edit: also this comment rulz

"Well I'm kind of on a budget, so I'm looking for cheap, but flavorful, penis"

-Adam Yamaguchi

The quote of a lifetime.

Im not a n00b, I just play like one.
jinwoooooooo
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States176 Posts
December 11 2008 04:53 GMT
#26
Why the hell are they so long
Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-11 04:59:59
December 11 2008 04:59 GMT
#27
Ive seen this before, we dont waste anything. If buffalo balls are edible why not some random animal penis?
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-11 05:04:51
December 11 2008 05:02 GMT
#28
i bet the animals are thrilled that they're penises are considering a luxury in restaurants.

btw a lot of penises threads lately wtf
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=83482
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=83727
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
December 11 2008 05:04 GMT
#29
On December 11 2008 13:53 jinwoooooooo wrote:
Why the hell are they so long


that's what she said

...and the customer, too, i guess
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ilovehnk
Profile Joined October 2008
475 Posts
December 11 2008 05:07 GMT
#30
wtf.......
Hikou Shinketsushuu
Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9103 Posts
December 11 2008 05:14 GMT
#31
I'm open to eating all kinds of foods. But I wouldn't eat that unless I was about to starve to death.
il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
December 11 2008 05:15 GMT
#32
Wow...
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
December 11 2008 05:17 GMT
#33
hmm ox penis is pretty common i imagine but hmmmm
EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22254 Posts
December 11 2008 05:20 GMT
#34
On December 11 2008 13:53 jinwoooooooo wrote:
Why the hell are they so long


You do realize that like half of your penis is actually internal, right?
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CubEdIn
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Romania5359 Posts
December 11 2008 05:21 GMT
#35
On December 11 2008 14:20 EvilTeletubby wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 11 2008 13:53 jinwoooooooo wrote:
Why the hell are they so long


You do realize that like half of your penis is actually internal, right?


More than half, actually.

When will evolution fix that issue?!
Im not a n00b, I just play like one.
RebirthOfLeGenD
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
USA5860 Posts
December 11 2008 05:23 GMT
#36
On December 11 2008 09:03 WhatisProtoss wrote:
There is a restaurant that serves different types of animal penis.

This is a video of a man who tries a variety of penis.
http://current.com/items/88817277/penis_restaurant.htm

It's hilarious watching this. Check it out.


So basically, you can choose what kind of animal penis you want to eat.
Goat, Ox, Yak, Donkey, [b]Snake]/b], etc...

They bring the whole intact penis out to you on a plate. They cut it into pieces, then put cook it in a hotpot of soup along with a turtle shell (supposed to be meaningful and nutritious).

WAIT WAIT WAIT...
BACK UP.

Snakes of penises? wtf? Where and since when?
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SoLaR[i.C]
Profile Blog Joined August 2003
United States2969 Posts
December 11 2008 05:25 GMT
#37
The human penis is made up of three spongy, vein like tubules called corpus cavernosa. Assuming animal dick is the same, it's pretty much the worst meat you can eat...
Coca Cola Classic
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
266 Posts
December 11 2008 05:31 GMT
#38
Andrew Zimmern went to a restaurant in Beijing that specialized in this kind of thing. Andrew Zimmern is the host of Bizarre Foods on the Discovery Channel.
안녕하세요~~
OmgIRok
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Taiwan2699 Posts
December 11 2008 05:38 GMT
#39
On December 11 2008 09:42 Archaic wrote:
LOL. This is why Taiwan > China =P.
Don't hurt me zulu! *hides*

Penises own. No wonder everyone wants one.
*ahem*... you're perverted mind.


+1 Taiwan > China anyday.
Those commies!
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nitram
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Canada5412 Posts
December 11 2008 05:38 GMT
#40
Snakes have penises?!
WTFUX
These sites might be of more use than a StarCraft site, where the majority of posters look on WCIII as the dense misformed fetus produced during Blizzards latest miscarrige.
nitram
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Canada5412 Posts
December 11 2008 05:41 GMT
#41
"Go eat a cock"
"umm alright"
These sites might be of more use than a StarCraft site, where the majority of posters look on WCIII as the dense misformed fetus produced during Blizzards latest miscarrige.
ambit!ous1
Profile Joined September 2007
United States3662 Posts
December 11 2008 05:41 GMT
#42
how about a donkey vagina?
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frankbg
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Canada335 Posts
December 11 2008 05:41 GMT
#43
whats wrong with eating penis?

oh wait....
WastedYouth
Profile Joined March 2006
United States563 Posts
December 11 2008 05:48 GMT
#44
snakes have penises?
Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity. Skill is what happens when luck becomes habit
meegrean
Profile Joined May 2008
Thailand7699 Posts
December 11 2008 06:04 GMT
#45
I wouldn't eat this..
Brood War loyalist
Ancestral
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States3230 Posts
December 11 2008 06:05 GMT
#46
Too bad I'm a vegetarian.
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BloodyC0bbler
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Canada7876 Posts
December 11 2008 06:16 GMT
#47
hmm, disgusting
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Salv
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Canada3083 Posts
December 11 2008 06:18 GMT
#48
On December 11 2008 09:47 allowicious wrote:
i'm eating

and watching this video at the same time



not a good combination...


Hahaha, gold.
.risingdragoon
Profile Joined January 2008
United States3021 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-11 06:45:42
December 11 2008 06:25 GMT
#49
On December 11 2008 14:31 Coca Cola Classic wrote:
Andrew Zimmern went to a restaurant in Beijing that specialized in this kind of thing. Andrew Zimmern is the host of Bizarre Foods on the Discovery Channel.


Does he go to France? People eat snails there. Those snot-trail making little wiggly things make me wanna puke >< But hey, different region different culture.

I've heard of snake soups though, has snake meat, penis, everything snake's in the soup, supposedly really nutritious.

okay watched, looks good I'll have some. lol the japanese guy's like errr when they eat stuff literally alive. but there's nothing worse than processed fastfood.
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MamiyaOtaru
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States1687 Posts
December 11 2008 06:30 GMT
#50
On December 11 2008 14:23 RebirthOfLeGenD wrote:
WAIT WAIT WAIT...
BACK UP.

Snakes of penises?

Oh WTF. It's about time to give up on getting people to write "should have" or "should've" instead of "should of", but now "of" is replacing "have" in other places to? I'm going to of an aneurysm.
hixhix
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
1156 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-11 06:33:44
December 11 2008 06:33 GMT
#51
wtf, a male snake not only have a penis, but it has two penises which can be used alternatively. Google for info if you dont believe.
Purind
Profile Blog Joined April 2004
Canada3562 Posts
December 11 2008 07:04 GMT
#52
On December 11 2008 15:30 MamiyaOtaru wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 11 2008 14:23 RebirthOfLeGenD wrote:
WAIT WAIT WAIT...
BACK UP.

Snakes of penises?

Oh WTF. It's about time to give up on getting people to write "should have" or "should've" instead of "should of", but now "of" is replacing "have" in other places to? I'm going to of an aneurysm.


When I first read that, I thought he meant penises with snakes in them
Trucy Wright is hot
oneofthem
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Cayman Islands24199 Posts
December 11 2008 07:21 GMT
#53
people actually tolerate this stuff. not the eating of penises but the belief that it'll be good for you in some mystical way.
We have fed the heart on fantasies, the heart's grown brutal from the fare, more substance in our enmities than in our love
haduken
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Australia8267 Posts
December 11 2008 07:59 GMT
#54
Tiger penis and cow penis is a delicatessen where i came from.
Rillanon.au
freelander
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Hungary4707 Posts
December 11 2008 11:59 GMT
#55
On December 11 2008 16:59 haduken wrote:
Tiger penis and cow penis is a delicatessen where i came from.


If cows have penises where you are from, I won't go there.
And all is illuminated.
Storchen
Profile Joined September 2006
Sweden4385 Posts
December 11 2008 12:12 GMT
#56
Can you have them fried in a bread with some mustard and ketchup?
Storchen
Profile Joined September 2006
Sweden4385 Posts
December 11 2008 12:13 GMT
#57
On December 11 2008 20:59 freelander wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 11 2008 16:59 haduken wrote:
Tiger penis and cow penis is a delicatessen where i came from.


If cows have penises where you are from, I won't go there.


hahaha me neither
b3tty
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Canada216 Posts
December 11 2008 12:14 GMT
#58
it doesn't even look that disgusting
looks like most chinese dishes?
Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
December 11 2008 12:30 GMT
#59
On December 11 2008 20:59 freelander wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 11 2008 16:59 haduken wrote:
Tiger penis and cow penis is a delicatessen where i came from.


If cows have penises where you are from, I won't go there.



lol

Wow... ppl eat anything... Now i feel so ashamed that I was so grossed out yesterday eating whale.
When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
Manit0u
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
Poland17257 Posts
December 11 2008 12:32 GMT
#60
On December 11 2008 14:48 WastedYouth wrote:
snakes have penises?


Snake penis:
[image loading]


And for real:
[image loading]


And some disgusting reading:
Urogenital system - The urogenital system in snakes is not very distinctive from that of other vertebrates. The testes and ovaries tend to be staggered as a consequence of the elongation of the body, with the right usually lying anterior to the left. Snakes do not have a urinary bladder, and kidney wastes are excreted in a solid state as uric acid. The male snake has two separate intromittent organs, the hemipenes. This structure is not homologous with the penis of mammals but seems to represent a completely different solution to the problem of internal fertilization. It is a saclike structure that must be turned inside out to be inserted in the cloaca of the female and can be removed only by turning it back to inside in, because to draw it out directly would damage the female considerably. The hemipenis is extremely variable in its overall appearance and structure; the cloaca of the female is often similarly constructed, thus preventing cross-fertilization by males of related species.
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prOxi.swAMi
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Australia3091 Posts
December 11 2008 12:33 GMT
#61
Why eat it?
I mean it's just silly... he obviously didn't like it. There's so much really delicious food already available for gobbling up, why would you go out of your way to have a disgusting meal -_-
Oh no
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
December 11 2008 12:33 GMT
#62
OMFG LOLLL O_OOO
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dinmsab
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Malaysia2246 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-11 13:51:30
December 11 2008 13:51 GMT
#63
On December 11 2008 21:32 Manit0u wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 11 2008 14:48 WastedYouth wrote:
snakes have penises?


And for real:
[image loading]


species.


You just had to post that pic to ruin my dinner didnt you.
..
liger13
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States1060 Posts
December 11 2008 13:52 GMT
#64
hmmm.. .i knew some peolpe eat mountain "oysters"... but.. this...

you just wouldnt hear the end of it
I feel like pwning noobs
o3.power91
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Bahrain5288 Posts
December 11 2008 15:10 GMT
#65
No more hotdogs for me
.MistiK
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Netherlands347 Posts
December 11 2008 16:58 GMT
#66
On December 11 2008 21:12 Storchen wrote:
Can you have them fried in a bread with some mustard and ketchup?


hmm... hotdogs
poilord
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Germany3252 Posts
December 11 2008 17:02 GMT
#67
As long as this restaurant is not located in Rotenburg, everything should be good :O
Spartan
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2030 Posts
December 11 2008 17:06 GMT
#68
Sounds like a mouthful.
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semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
December 11 2008 18:54 GMT
#69
I'd probably try it.
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jhNz
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
Germany2762 Posts
December 11 2008 19:12 GMT
#70
On December 11 2008 09:17 StormSnarlX wrote:

http://twitter.com/jhNz
WhatisProtoss
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
Korea (South)2325 Posts
December 11 2008 19:12 GMT
#71
On December 11 2008 14:38 nitram wrote:
Snakes have penises?!
WTFUX

..........

Snakes mate too, you know...........
DrainX
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Sweden3187 Posts
December 11 2008 19:20 GMT
#72
I'd try it if I got the chance
LordWeird
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3411 Posts
December 11 2008 19:22 GMT
#73
On December 12 2008 04:12 WhatisProtoss wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 11 2008 14:38 nitram wrote:
Snakes have penises?!
WTFUX

..........

Snakes mate too, you know...........


He probably thought that snakes ARE the penis.
Chains none
Amnesty
Profile Joined April 2003
United States2054 Posts
December 11 2008 19:27 GMT
#74
Id eat these penis .. for crack
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Shad0wRush
Profile Joined December 2008
United States36 Posts
December 11 2008 19:31 GMT
#75
Lol Amnesty you make me think of Dave Chappele when he is playing tyrone biggums in that fear factor skit hahaha.
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Ethelis
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States2396 Posts
December 11 2008 19:36 GMT
#76
On December 12 2008 04:12 jhNz wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 11 2008 09:17 StormSnarlX wrote:


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gm.tOSS
Profile Joined September 2005
Germany898 Posts
December 11 2008 19:37 GMT
#77
Homophobes, all of you ;D I clicked it
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Kong John
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Denmark1020 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-11 21:28:30
December 11 2008 21:27 GMT
#78
On December 11 2008 09:25 YPang wrote:
ROFL hwo does that chinese restaurant pay themselves... i mean who purposely goes to a penis restaurant...


People who arent afraid of food, if i saw a penisresturant on a vercation how could i possibly walk past this without checking it out?

I mean if it tastes well there is no reason not to eat it, people shouldnt not like food just for what it is.

EDIT: how did you think snakes reprodced? spitting out clones?
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clazziquai
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
6685 Posts
December 11 2008 21:30 GMT
#79
horse cock ftw!
but that's so nasty...ugh just thinking about it >_<
is it healthy for you?? lol :D
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Halogenetica
Profile Joined February 2007
United States22 Posts
December 11 2008 22:13 GMT
#80
"Well I'm kind of on a budget, so I'm looking for cheap, but flavorful, penis"

-Adam Yamaguchi


bubbabro
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States41 Posts
December 11 2008 22:30 GMT
#81
OMG.......... Ok............No.......No....WTFHOLSSHITWHOWOULDEATTHATOMGWTFAGAIN!!!!!!!
You never know what you're doing even if you think you do
R3condite
Profile Joined August 2008
Korea (South)1541 Posts
December 12 2008 00:14 GMT
#82
i think... this is better than eating semen...
ggyo...
Proposal
Profile Joined December 2007
United States1310 Posts
December 13 2008 01:37 GMT
#83
penis is just flesh and some skin.

i wonder how the sauce tasted
Hyperionnn
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Turkey4968 Posts
December 13 2008 15:21 GMT
#84
oh god..
jodogohoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada2533 Posts
December 16 2008 07:04 GMT
#85
On December 11 2008 09:47 allowicious wrote:
i'm eating

and watching this video at the same time



not a good combination...

same here, im also eating some meat T_T
Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
December 16 2008 07:25 GMT
#86
it made me hungry.
Retsukage
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States1002 Posts
December 16 2008 11:35 GMT
#87
just, wow.... what the fuck
To change is to improve, to change often is to be perfect - Winston Chruchill
1tym
Profile Joined April 2005
Korea (South)2425 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-16 12:11:57
December 16 2008 12:11 GMT
#88
What a basic and simple way of thinking. If eating penis can somehow boost your staminar, will eating brain boost your IQ?
1tym is one time for your mind
Rev0lution
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States1805 Posts
December 16 2008 19:16 GMT
#89
its that guy from the food network? I know he eats EVERYTHING.
My dealer is my best friend, and we don't even chill.
Rev0lution
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States1805 Posts
December 16 2008 19:25 GMT
#90
On December 11 2008 21:33 prOxi.swAMi wrote:
Why eat it?
I mean it's just silly... he obviously didn't like it. There's so much really delicious food already available for gobbling up, why would you go out of your way to have a disgusting meal -_-



Guy is obviously a masochist or just way too curious.
My dealer is my best friend, and we don't even chill.
samachking
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Bahrain4949 Posts
December 16 2008 20:43 GMT
#91
http://www.youtube.com/user/DerfMik

Check this guy out, great documentary on different types of really weird food.
"And then Earthlings discovered tools. Suddenly agreeing with friends could be a form of suicide or worse. But agreements went on, not for the sake of common sense, or decency, or self preservation, but for friendliness."
3 Lions
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States3705 Posts
December 16 2008 20:52 GMT
#92
On December 16 2008 16:25 Raithed wrote:
it made me hungry.

lol high five!

but seriously, this is fucking gross
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