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Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
December 11 2008 00:54 GMT
#21
Wow, I'm pretty afraid to click the link.
[SECRET FONT] "Dragoon bunker"
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24805 Posts
December 11 2008 00:54 GMT
#22
I don't care for the cuisine, but that dining room is pretty nice (even the rotating table haha)

On December 11 2008 09:47 allowicious wrote:
i'm eating

and watching this video at the same time



not a good combination...

Better you than your girlfriend. Don't want to give her any ideas.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
December 11 2008 00:55 GMT
#23
video is pretty funny, guy gets drunk to eat some dick.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24805 Posts
December 11 2008 01:00 GMT
#24
...Would be ironic if the store was a front for an escort service.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
CubEdIn
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Romania5359 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-11 04:53:59
December 11 2008 04:52 GMT
#25
The guy is right though, there are worse things in sausages but we just don't know it. That being said, I would not touch that unless I'd be literally starving.

edit: also this comment rulz

"Well I'm kind of on a budget, so I'm looking for cheap, but flavorful, penis"

-Adam Yamaguchi

The quote of a lifetime.

Im not a n00b, I just play like one.
jinwoooooooo
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States176 Posts
December 11 2008 04:53 GMT
#26
Why the hell are they so long
Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-11 04:59:59
December 11 2008 04:59 GMT
#27
Ive seen this before, we dont waste anything. If buffalo balls are edible why not some random animal penis?
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-11 05:04:51
December 11 2008 05:02 GMT
#28
i bet the animals are thrilled that they're penises are considering a luxury in restaurants.

btw a lot of penises threads lately wtf
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=83482
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=83727
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13197 Posts
December 11 2008 05:04 GMT
#29
On December 11 2008 13:53 jinwoooooooo wrote:
Why the hell are they so long


that's what she said

...and the customer, too, i guess
Hates Fun🤔
ilovehnk
Profile Joined October 2008
475 Posts
December 11 2008 05:07 GMT
#30
wtf.......
Hikou Shinketsushuu
Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9110 Posts
December 11 2008 05:14 GMT
#31
I'm open to eating all kinds of foods. But I wouldn't eat that unless I was about to starve to death.
il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
December 11 2008 05:15 GMT
#32
Wow...
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
December 11 2008 05:17 GMT
#33
hmm ox penis is pretty common i imagine but hmmmm
EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22261 Posts
December 11 2008 05:20 GMT
#34
On December 11 2008 13:53 jinwoooooooo wrote:
Why the hell are they so long


You do realize that like half of your penis is actually internal, right?
Moderatorhttp://carbonleaf.yuku.com/topic/408/t/So-I-proposed-at-a-Carbon-Leaf-concert.html ***** RIP Geoff
CubEdIn
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Romania5359 Posts
December 11 2008 05:21 GMT
#35
On December 11 2008 14:20 EvilTeletubby wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 11 2008 13:53 jinwoooooooo wrote:
Why the hell are they so long


You do realize that like half of your penis is actually internal, right?


More than half, actually.

When will evolution fix that issue?!
Im not a n00b, I just play like one.
RebirthOfLeGenD
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
USA5860 Posts
December 11 2008 05:23 GMT
#36
On December 11 2008 09:03 WhatisProtoss wrote:
There is a restaurant that serves different types of animal penis.

This is a video of a man who tries a variety of penis.
http://current.com/items/88817277/penis_restaurant.htm

It's hilarious watching this. Check it out.


So basically, you can choose what kind of animal penis you want to eat.
Goat, Ox, Yak, Donkey, [b]Snake]/b], etc...

They bring the whole intact penis out to you on a plate. They cut it into pieces, then put cook it in a hotpot of soup along with a turtle shell (supposed to be meaningful and nutritious).

WAIT WAIT WAIT...
BACK UP.

Snakes of penises? wtf? Where and since when?
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SoLaR[i.C]
Profile Blog Joined August 2003
United States2969 Posts
December 11 2008 05:25 GMT
#37
The human penis is made up of three spongy, vein like tubules called corpus cavernosa. Assuming animal dick is the same, it's pretty much the worst meat you can eat...
Coca Cola Classic
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
266 Posts
December 11 2008 05:31 GMT
#38
Andrew Zimmern went to a restaurant in Beijing that specialized in this kind of thing. Andrew Zimmern is the host of Bizarre Foods on the Discovery Channel.
안녕하세요~~
OmgIRok
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Taiwan2699 Posts
December 11 2008 05:38 GMT
#39
On December 11 2008 09:42 Archaic wrote:
LOL. This is why Taiwan > China =P.
Don't hurt me zulu! *hides*

Penises own. No wonder everyone wants one.
*ahem*... you're perverted mind.


+1 Taiwan > China anyday.
Those commies!
"Wanna join my [combo] clan?" "We play turret d competitively"
nitram
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Canada5412 Posts
December 11 2008 05:38 GMT
#40
Snakes have penises?!
WTFUX
These sites might be of more use than a StarCraft site, where the majority of posters look on WCIII as the dense misformed fetus produced during Blizzards latest miscarrige.
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