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Exousia
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OmgIRok
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and have Frits post in this thread every year too | ||
eth0x
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And sorry in advance to anyone I may have insulted. | ||
Faronel
United States658 Posts
On December 11 2008 08:33 OmgIRok wrote: I'm going to post this every year and have Frits post in this thread every year too i'll be happy to post some rather argumentative posts next year as well. | ||
SpiralArchitect
United States2116 Posts
On December 10 2008 13:38 Faronel wrote: well you're assuming a shitload: -There's one good child per household... my ass, if anything i'd expect all the good children to be in one household, and all the shitty ones in another due to factors like parenting, school environment, etc. -The houses are evenly distributed aroudn the Earth.... also my ass, like you said Santa doesn't handle stuff other than Christianity. and last time i checked christian populations are clustered up a bit. not to mention there'd be entire patches of africa, europe, asia, antartica, and the freaking oceans (over 70% of the surface of earth) that santa could completely ignore due to lack of christians. -you're not factoring in time zones.... None of that matters when you deaf while being covered in Rudolphs melting skin. | ||
OmgIRok
Taiwan2699 Posts
On December 11 2008 07:32 CharlieMurphy wrote: Santa always had the same handwriting as my mom. LOL! good one My parents never really told me santa stories. I just got presents.. haha | ||
Nitrogen
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On December 11 2008 04:46 Exousia wrote: magic > physics physics = magic | ||
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shavingcream66
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Meta
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MamiyaOtaru
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Santa doesn't visit just anybody. Haven't you noticed your parents leaving presents, pretending to be Santa? That's because you aren't really good. There are probably only about 462 good children in the world to whom Santa actually brings presents. I mean, most children are pretty rotten. Our no child left behind culture doesn't like to see exceptional children put on a pedestal, so we have this lie that Santa visits everyone, and the parents all go along with it so their children can feel special too. | ||
OmgIRok
Taiwan2699 Posts
On December 17 2008 18:01 MamiyaOtaru wrote: Here's my theory. Santa doesn't visit just anybody. Haven't you noticed your parents leaving presents, pretending to be Santa? That's because you aren't really good. There are probably only about 462 good children in the world to whom Santa actually brings presents. I mean, most children are pretty rotten. Our no child left behind culture doesn't like to see exceptional children put on a pedestal, so we have this lie that Santa visits everyone, and the parents all go along with it so their children can feel special too. :O Well thought out. I will have to disagree with your theory though, because the no child left behind culture is like, US only. | ||
OmgIRok
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w00t w00t | ||
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VO_ov
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