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Yuljan
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
2196 Posts
December 10 2008 19:02 GMT
#61
The christ child delivers my presents!
Liquid`Zephyr
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
United States996 Posts
December 10 2008 19:41 GMT
#62
op doesnt account for magic
Team LiquidPoorUser
Exousia
Profile Joined November 2008
United States38 Posts
December 10 2008 19:46 GMT
#63
magic > physics
Typho0n
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada276 Posts
December 10 2008 22:11 GMT
#64
lol i can just imagine a burst of speedy flames in the sky and some kid yelling "noooooo santaaaaa!!"
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
December 10 2008 22:32 GMT
#65
Santa always had the same handwriting as my mom.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
JeeJee
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Canada5652 Posts
December 10 2008 22:49 GMT
#66
Assuming that Santa can actually read kids' minds and deliver all their presents in one night (which, of course, we know to be false but for the purposes of our calculations we will accept), we have now completed the proof.
(\o/)  If you want it, you find a way. Otherwise you find excuses. No exceptions.
 /_\   aka Shinbi (requesting a name change since 27/05/09 ☺)
OmgIRok
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Taiwan2699 Posts
December 10 2008 23:33 GMT
#67
I'm going to post this every year
and have Frits post in this thread every year too
"Wanna join my [combo] clan?" "We play turret d competitively"
eth0x
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Canada208 Posts
December 11 2008 00:08 GMT
#68
Should do one of these posts about the hilarity in believing God.

And sorry in advance to anyone I may have insulted.
Because he is Mantoss, the incarnation of masculinity and awesomeness.
Faronel
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States658 Posts
December 12 2008 03:31 GMT
#69
On December 11 2008 08:33 OmgIRok wrote:
I'm going to post this every year
and have Frits post in this thread every year too

i'll be happy to post some rather argumentative posts next year as well.
C'est la vie...
SpiralArchitect
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States2116 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-12 03:39:05
December 12 2008 03:38 GMT
#70
On December 10 2008 13:38 Faronel wrote:
well you're assuming a shitload:

-There's one good child per household... my ass, if anything i'd expect all the good children to be in one household, and all the shitty ones in another due to factors like parenting, school environment, etc.
-The houses are evenly distributed aroudn the Earth.... also my ass, like you said Santa doesn't handle stuff other than Christianity. and last time i checked christian populations are clustered up a bit. not to mention there'd be entire patches of africa, europe, asia, antartica, and the freaking oceans (over 70% of the surface of earth) that santa could completely ignore due to lack of christians.
-you're not factoring in time zones....

None of that matters when you deaf while being covered in Rudolphs melting skin.
TeamLiquids #1 illiterate writer, writin dem wordz is de hardz.
OmgIRok
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Taiwan2699 Posts
December 16 2008 06:45 GMT
#71
On December 11 2008 07:32 CharlieMurphy wrote:
Santa always had the same handwriting as my mom.


LOL! good one

My parents never really told me santa stories.

I just got presents.. haha
"Wanna join my [combo] clan?" "We play turret d competitively"
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
December 16 2008 06:49 GMT
#72
On December 11 2008 04:46 Exousia wrote:
magic > physics


physics = magic
UNFUCK YOURSELF
my_4th_account
Profile Joined December 2008
Somalia20 Posts
December 16 2008 06:51 GMT
#73
SANTA EXIST IVE SEEN HIM IN A SHOPPING DEPARTMENT.
noobs like you
shavingcream66
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States1219 Posts
December 16 2008 06:55 GMT
#74
ignorant fool!
Meta
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States6225 Posts
December 16 2008 18:42 GMT
#75
You'll never guess who thinks America is turning fascist this time around!
http://www.slate.com/id/2206713
good vibes only
MamiyaOtaru
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States1687 Posts
December 17 2008 09:01 GMT
#76
Here's my theory.

Santa doesn't visit just anybody. Haven't you noticed your parents leaving presents, pretending to be Santa? That's because you aren't really good. There are probably only about 462 good children in the world to whom Santa actually brings presents. I mean, most children are pretty rotten.

Our no child left behind culture doesn't like to see exceptional children put on a pedestal, so we have this lie that Santa visits everyone, and the parents all go along with it so their children can feel special too.
OmgIRok
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Taiwan2699 Posts
December 18 2008 06:47 GMT
#77
On December 17 2008 18:01 MamiyaOtaru wrote:
Here's my theory.

Santa doesn't visit just anybody. Haven't you noticed your parents leaving presents, pretending to be Santa? That's because you aren't really good. There are probably only about 462 good children in the world to whom Santa actually brings presents. I mean, most children are pretty rotten.

Our no child left behind culture doesn't like to see exceptional children put on a pedestal, so we have this lie that Santa visits everyone, and the parents all go along with it so their children can feel special too.



:O Well thought out. I will have to disagree with your theory though, because the no child left behind culture is like, US only.
"Wanna join my [combo] clan?" "We play turret d competitively"
OmgIRok
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Taiwan2699 Posts
December 20 2008 19:23 GMT
#78
-Bump because it's almost that time of year again! ^^ yay holidays and winter break gogogogo winter breakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

w00t w00t
"Wanna join my [combo] clan?" "We play turret d competitively"
gg_hertzz
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
2152 Posts
December 20 2008 20:00 GMT
#79
why's everyone bitching? Everyone knows that santa doesn't exist but i bet no one knew any of the other stuff.
VO_ov
Profile Joined March 2007
United States46 Posts
December 20 2008 20:18 GMT
#80
o.o i really don't get the point of this but OK
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