It's that time of year again! - Page 2

On December 10 2008 13:30 inReacH wrote:
How has no comedian ever done this bit?

On December 10 2008 13:38 Faronel wrote:
well you're assuming a shitload:

-There's one good child per household... my ass, if anything i'd expect all the good children to be in one household, and all the shitty ones in another due to factors like parenting, school environment, etc.
-The houses are evenly distributed aroudn the Earth.... also my ass, like you said Santa doesn't handle stuff other than Christianity. and last time i checked christian populations are clustered up a bit. not to mention there'd be entire patches of africa, europe, asia, antartica, and the freaking oceans (over 70% of the surface of earth) that santa could completely ignore due to lack of christians.
-you're not factoring in time zones....

On December 10 2008 13:38 Faronel wrote:

-you're not factoring in time zones....

On December 10 2008 13:03 OmgIRok wrote:

Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west (which seems logical).

On December 10 2008 13:40 Frits wrote:


Because more people laughed the last time Ben Stiller did something wacky.

On December 10 2008 13:43 Luddite wrote:
Obviously Santa has arbiters so he can recall+cloak.

On December 10 2008 13:45 OmgIRok wrote:


:O What does cloaking have to do with anything?

and every arbiter can only recall once (even with +50max), so there would have to be 1 arbiter for each house. O_o

On December 10 2008 13:48 Luddite wrote:

the cloak is because no one can see santa, of course!

On December 10 2008 13:45 OmgIRok wrote:


:O What does cloaking have to do with anything?

and every arbiter can only recall once (even with +50max), so there would have to be 1 arbiter for each house. O_o

On December 10 2008 13:53 blue_arrow wrote:
You know, believing in Santa is probably a sin

So fuck this overead piece of shit with it's fucking shittily calculated shit, fuck santa, fuck you, fuck your ugly grandma and get ready to suck some Santacock
ho ho ho asshole


jkjk

btw :O

jkjk

On December 10 2008 13:05 Frits wrote:
You should totally do standup dude! Hilarious stuff!

On December 10 2008 13:44 OmgIRok wrote:
Assuming that each of these 91.8 million stops are evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course, we know to be false but for the purposes of our calculations we will accept), ----->> Well there's your answer for your 2nd point Faronel.

So the only thing that it is assuming is that there is atleast 1 good child per household.

I guess you didn't read well enough.. or didn't read it at all. D=

On December 10 2008 14:00 Faronel wrote:

I didn't read the proof, so called, at all. I'm just making shit up as I go along and hope it somehow relates back to the post that i never read.
More importantly, what you're essentially saying is this "This rubix cube can destroy the Earth, which we know to be false, but let's accept that for now. I am now capable of destroyin the Earth"

You got me on the time zones point though.

On December 10 2008 13:58 Resonance wrote:


Lol dude he didn't write it, he even said he didn't.

On December 10 2008 14:09 Frits wrote:


yes I read his post

I said that because it was really lame and we're not 8 anymore we've all realized that santa can't bring all kids presents. ha-ha-ha

And yes before you reply I get that the fact that it's supposed to be funny because it's so descriptive and calculated. It's about as funny as a xkcd comic which people on the internet seem to think is hilarious for some reason, ughhh.