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Original Thread
Well, it's that time of year again. Last time, at Last Romantic's Prom, he had already succeeded at getting the OK to take his love. However, perhaps foreshadowed by his boring method of confession (and boring method of transportation; what happened to the wagon?), the resulting promenade was filled with unfulfilled expectations and empty experiences. Both parties left civil, but unsatisfied. A "cold war" between hearts since developed, with both parties being estranged, and her feelings towards him turning somewhat into the NEGATIVE disposition, with little contact between the two. Yet our FEARLESS Romantic does not waver in his love.
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This year, he plans to pursue the SAME foxy girl. However, learning from his past fallacy, he is trying VALIANTLY to theorize a SUPERIOR way of asking said Canidae to his Senior Promenade. He has in his INVENTORY a LUXURY CAR, FASHIONABLE WEAR, a MORE THAN PASSABLE VISAGE, and wads and wads of CASH. What he is lacking is guts and a METHOD OF ASKAGE. He prompts me AGAIN to create this thread in hopes that this great community may be able to come up with a successful plan of INQUEST.
Please suggest ways for him to ASK his Vulpine desire to his school dance!
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what method did he used last time? (nvm, reading it now)
where is the Korean wear?
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On April 04 2008 13:57 anch wrote:
what method did he used last time? (nvm, reading it now)
where is the Korean wear?
He just asked.
I hope in person.
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Follow Mani's advice from last year. It's never too late.
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United States20666 Posts
CAR.
I fail at finding pictures of Fashionable Wear. :<
Last year I asked w/ flowerrrr
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On April 04 2008 14:00 nemY wrote:
Follow Mani's advice from last year. It's never too late.
He needs help on asking, not transportation 
I think his school mandates they use school-provided stuff anyway
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United States20666 Posts
Screw the school I'm using one of those ^
edit: I might be able to use a 911 if I want to. I like my bimmer more though.
On second thought, what clothes I have available = rather irrelevant. Suffice it to say that I have a lot of clothes, and if more are needed, I can go purchase more at my leisure.
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Valhalla18444 Posts
you're a pretty guy with a hot car and you're hella cool to boot
just do it you pussy
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United States20666 Posts
The point isn't 'just doing it', I think. I could just ask straight up, but that would be quite boring. I'd rather make it interesting.
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Play SC with her and go two-gate power goon into drop tech
Drop some dragoons in her base, dance them and hope she gets the hint
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On April 04 2008 14:11 Last Romantic wrote:
The point isn't 'just doing it', I think. I could just ask straight up, but that would be quite boring. I'd rather make it interesting.
COULD you just ask her straight up? ^_~
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United States1866 Posts
i dont care what the fuck you do but be sure to bring one of those "i heart SC" logos from the blizzard contest and stick it on her back while you dance (without her knowing) and get a pic of it.
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On April 04 2008 14:11 Last Romantic wrote:
The point isn't 'just doing it', I think. I could just ask straight up, but that would be quite boring. I'd rather make it interesting.
so dope her and hold a gun to her head when she wakes up before you pop the question
at least she'll remember it for the rest of her life
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is awesome32281 Posts
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Ask her over the school annoucnements (if you have them)
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On April 04 2008 14:35 decafchicken wrote:
Ask her over the school annoucnements (if you have them)
They go to different schools
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tattoo the invitation on penis
erection -> UNVEIL
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Use an Ice Sculpture (in a nice container obv) and make her wait an appropriate amount of time til it melts, at which point when she opens it the question will be in there.
Edit: Obviously you'll have to HIDE the question in something in the ice sculpture so that she can't just read it and say, lol?
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On April 04 2008 14:40 Daranee wrote:
Use an Ice Sculpture (in a nice container obv) and make her wait an appropriate amount of time til it melts, at which point when she opens it the question will be in there.
Edit: Obviously you'll have to HIDE the question in something in the ice sculpture so that she can't just read it and say, lol?
like your penis
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United States17042 Posts
just use his micro!
I'm not sure it's something that you want her to remember for the rest of her life in a bad way though
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make a CHOCOLATE FORTUNE COOKIE with the invitation inside ^_~
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pull her on a wagon with your PENIS
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On April 04 2008 14:48 d.arkive wrote:
make a CHOCOLATE FORTUNE COOKIE with the invitation inside ^_~
and by invitation he means penis
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slap her around a bit with a large trout
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On April 04 2008 14:51 mahnini wrote:
slap her around a bit with a large trout
and by trout he means penis
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On April 04 2008 14:52 mahnini wrote:
no i meant trout
MEAT ROD
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On April 04 2008 14:15 MoRe_mInErAls wrote:
Play SC with her and go two-gate power goon into drop tech
Drop some dragoons in her base, dance them and hope she gets the hint
Best comment so far, hahahahaha 
I think you should set the question to be the default background to every computer in the school, and the background to the school webpage. Maybe the wizard can help you with that one.
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Washington, D.C9935 Posts
NOBODY'S GONNA HELP YOU IF YOU DON'T POST PIX
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On April 04 2008 14:57 CDRdude wrote:Show nested quote +On April 04 2008 14:15 MoRe_mInErAls wrote:
Play SC with her and go two-gate power goon into drop tech
Drop some dragoons in her base, dance them and hope she gets the hint Best comment so far, hahahahaha I think you should set the question to be the default background to every computer in the school, and the background to the school webpage. Maybe the wizard can help you with that one.
they dont go to the same school
and this plan does not involve enough fuckstick
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On April 04 2008 14:58 intrigue wrote:
NOBODY'S GONNA HELP YOU IF YOU DON'T POST PIX
i could post pics, but LR would kill me
with his gigantic hot dog
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is awesome32281 Posts
By gigantic hot dog he means trout.
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On April 04 2008 15:00 IntoTheWow wrote:
By gigantic hot dog he means trout.
MAGIC JOHNSON
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NO THIS IS PATRICK...I MEAN TROUT >: [
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On April 04 2008 15:02 mahnini wrote:
NO THIS IS PATRICK...I MEAN TROUT >: [
TRAIN OF PAIN
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HonestTea
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But but what if this happens
On August 28 2006 23:00 HonestTea wrote:
HEY DON'T IGNORE ME I WORKED UP SO MUCH COURAGE JUST TO TALK TO YOU
On August 28 2006 23:49 HonestTea wrote:
So you see? I'm a nice guy.
Stop ignoring me please?
On August 29 2006 00:02 HonestTea wrote:
Ok TLnet Bot,
I get it.
I leave now, but you'll always be in my heart. Whenever I see those horses on the top banner, I will think of you. And it's going to hurt. Coming back here every day. But there will always be a space in my heart for you. So go on, go on moving VODs and maintaining the ban list. I'll be watching you from afar, protecting you from the likes of evil like Chibi.
You broke a heart today, TLnet Bot.
WHAT IF THAT HAPPENS MANG.
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Ambush with bag, girls like surprises!
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On April 04 2008 15:27 Last Romantic wrote:But but what if this happens Show nested quote +On August 28 2006 23:00 HonestTea wrote:
HEY DON'T IGNORE ME I WORKED UP SO MUCH COURAGE JUST TO TALK TO YOU Show nested quote +On August 28 2006 23:49 HonestTea wrote:
So you see? I'm a nice guy.
Stop ignoring me please? Show nested quote +On August 29 2006 00:02 HonestTea wrote:
Ok TLnet Bot,
I get it.
I leave now, but you'll always be in my heart. Whenever I see those horses on the top banner, I will think of you. And it's going to hurt. Coming back here every day. But there will always be a space in my heart for you. So go on, go on moving VODs and maintaining the ban list. I'll be watching you from afar, protecting you from the likes of evil like Chibi.
You broke a heart today, TLnet Bot. WHAT IF THAT HAPPENS MANG.
I think HT would say "if that happens it will happen regardless"
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HonestTea
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On April 04 2008 15:27 Last Romantic wrote:But but what if this happens Show nested quote +On August 28 2006 23:00 HonestTea wrote:
HEY DON'T IGNORE ME I WORKED UP SO MUCH COURAGE JUST TO TALK TO YOU Show nested quote +On August 28 2006 23:49 HonestTea wrote:
So you see? I'm a nice guy.
Stop ignoring me please? Show nested quote +On August 29 2006 00:02 HonestTea wrote:
Ok TLnet Bot,
I get it.
I leave now, but you'll always be in my heart. Whenever I see those horses on the top banner, I will think of you. And it's going to hurt. Coming back here every day. But there will always be a space in my heart for you. So go on, go on moving VODs and maintaining the ban list. I'll be watching you from afar, protecting you from the likes of evil like Chibi.
You broke a heart today, TLnet Bot. WHAT IF THAT HAPPENS MANG.
Then it happens and you move on.
But if you don't ask, NOTHING can happen!
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I think " moving on" is the hard part ><
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Man iono, you don't need hotride or pimpcloth or anything. Just have some attitude and character and go for it. Be creative! It's about YOU. Nothing we say to you will be YOU.
Make sense?
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On April 04 2008 15:49 d.arkive wrote:
I think " moving on" is the hard part ><
and you're sure helping with that, squirrelboy
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On April 04 2008 15:57 SpiritoftheTuna wrote:Show nested quote +On April 04 2008 15:49 d.arkive wrote:
I think " moving on" is the hard part >< and you're sure helping with that, squirrelboy
It's not my fault and you know it
What happened to the phallic references?
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dude. just be an asshole and ignore her. works every time
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On April 04 2008 16:00 d.arkive wrote:Show nested quote +On April 04 2008 15:57 SpiritoftheTuna wrote:On April 04 2008 15:49 d.arkive wrote:
I think " moving on" is the hard part >< and you're sure helping with that, squirrelboy It's not my fault and you know it What happened to the phallic references?
EL PRESIDENTE
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Still pinning after the same girl eh? Well I wish you the best of luck. But realise that if you've been chasing her all this time and she has yet to touch your penis, chances are she never will.
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with all that money this idot is spending on here, might as well pay for some high end hookers, and get blow jobs with your buddies? drinking beers?
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On April 04 2008 17:39 OctoPuSs wrote:
Still pinning after the same girl eh? Well I wish you the best of luck. But realise that if you've been chasing her all this time and she has yet to touch your penis, chances are she never will.
agreed, this needs to be repeated to you so you dont fail life either
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this thread is useless without pics
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What kind of bitch is she that she needs a BWM or a limo, fancy clothing, wads of cash AND some "special" way of invitation? WTF?
Maybe pics would help deciding if she's worth it at all...
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On April 05 2008 04:50 Mynock wrote:
What kind of bitch is she that she needs a BWM or a limo, fancy clothing, wads of cash AND some "special" way of invitation? WTF?
Maybe pics would help deciding if she's worth it at all...
my thoughts exactly. sounds like one hell of a stuck up bitch to me.
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it's not that she requires those, it's just the tools Romantic has at his disposal. Think of them as potential addons to increase wow factor.
She probably doesn't care about his wealths. Trust me, she's a nice enough girl.
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United States20666 Posts
I'm not that wealthy anyway
I only have like 43k or so at my disposal atm. My college fund is somewhere hidden and I don't have access to it :<
P.S. yeah she's not really a bitch or anything .. it's just that I happen to have random assets that I can use ?
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United States20666 Posts
Anchor 64
THIS HAD BETTER BE WORTH IT.
edit: nothing illegal or impossible, obviously.
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I GUESS THIS 61
THIS HAD BETTER BE BEAUTIFUL
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infinity21
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infinity21
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Go to her bathroom, strip down naked propose to her.
It worked for the guy *shrug*
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that wasnt reallyt eh goal of the
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DO IT, fAGGOT
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In keeping with the 2ch language I hereby propose the addition of wwwww onto every sentence or so and used in place of lol.
At that, who got the anchor?
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RE-ANCHOR
72
silly Jesung that would get me killed
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just say "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together." Then let her beat you at SC.
edit: I'll just make a list of WONDERFUL pick up lines to use.
The body is made up of 90% water and I'm thirsty.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?
Do you have a band-Aid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
yeah...see where those get you.
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On April 05 2008 08:10 infinity21 wrote:
Go to her bathroom, strip down naked propose to her.
It worked for the guy *shrug*
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yessss 72 I think?
obligatory lolololololol
Or if you're a pussy, leave on some boxers when you <strike>propose</strike> ask her out.
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20 posts a page by default, so this page opened 61 I believe, Tuna was one off I think...so LR will laugh?
Make that lolololol wwwwwww btw~
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United States4991 Posts
On April 05 2008 08:40 Ecael wrote:20 posts a page by default, so this page opened 61 I believe, Tuna was one off I think...so LR will laugh? Make that lolololol wwwwwww btw~
You can see which number a post is by hovering over the text which says "Quote".
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United States20666 Posts
Ecael the anchor was yours
:< so I have to lololol wwwwwwww at her ? I'll do that, but it's rather dull.
Anchor 88
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The simple things in life, good to learn this early on in my TL posting career. Thank you.
Now I proceed to bash my head against a wall for committing the stupidity of actually counting.
EDIT - LR, no, not mine, post above.
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United States20666 Posts
Oh, are we counting the OP as 1, or the first response as 1 ?
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By 2ch format OP is 1, in terms of the script it shows OP as post 1 also.
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United States20666 Posts
OK. Well Insane and Infinity's idea is both quite illegal (I could go to jail for that I think) and unoriginal because the other dude already did it [but it's Japan so that was ok]
So that's right out.
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United States4991 Posts
^^^^^^^^^^
You can go to jail for taking off your shirt?
I provided a weaker alternative involving leaving something on your balls
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On April 05 2008 08:42 Last Romantic wrote:
Ecael the anchor was yours
:< so I have to lololol wwwwwwww at her ? I'll do that, but it's rather dull.
Anchor 88
You should count it like the forum does -_-
When you mouse over the quote button, it tells you what post number a post is.
E.g., I mouse over your post I'm quoting here, and it gives me the link:
http://teamliquid.net/forum/postmessage.php?quote=75&topic_id=68988
quote=75
So yours is post 75
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infinity21
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Oh come on Louis, as long as it works, right? 
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I could go to jail for breaking into her house and using her bathroom and accosting her while nearly naked [I think]
Not 100% on that. I'll look into it.
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infinity21
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Eh, you can just ask her if you can go in and tell her you need to use the bathroom. I'm pretty sure that's not illegal.
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I think her mother keeps a shotgun to shoot guys like me though.
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Jesus, I wasn't imagining you were going to break into her bathroom, lol. It was more like "can I use your bathroom", then you take off your shirt and call out to her (or get her over there somehow), open the door, and the manliness of Last Romantic spills out over her and makes her want to go with you.
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infinity21
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A shotgun could 1-hit kill you. Avoid the boss monster at all costs unless your evasion stats are high.
Do it when it's not there? lol
Err I meant she.
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I guess this is an obligatory ksk wwwwww~
To avoid being banned for that one-liner, I will now proceed to put in substance into this post by editing.
EDIT - Yeah, when I read the posts I thought that they meant borrowing the bathroom too, where did you came up with the idea of it necessitating a break-in?
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infinity21
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Post 200 posters that says "____ will you go to prom with me" all over her school and try to jack their PA system to ask her.
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Her mother isn't that bad -_-;;
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On April 05 2008 09:03 infinity21 wrote:
Post 200 posters that says "____ will you go to prom with me" all over her school and try to jack their PA system to ask her.
OKKKKKK
IT'S ON
edit: yeah I guess her mom is fine with me
but I'm still scared of her ;;
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infinity21
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I still like the previous suggestion better. You have to capture a video/sound recording of this on your $1000 cell phone <-- mandatory
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That was way too kind of an anchor, but I suppose as the one who enabled that, I have no place complaining
Fairly cute though, I wish my High School life had more prankish behaviors like that for me to look back upon and laugh...or maybe they existed and I simply never noticed, but we'll discount that possibility.
Videos on youtube, of course?
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On April 05 2008 09:09 Ecael wrote:That was way too kind of an anchor, but I suppose as the one who enabled that, I have no place complaining Fairly cute though, I wish my High School life had more prankish behaviors like that for me to look back upon and laugh...or maybe they existed and I simply never noticed, but we'll discount that possibility. Videos on youtube, of course?
That's the least he could do after I was sooo nice to him. Well, it was haji's suggestion. I should've made him have a concert so he could play his piano or violin or whatever and then ask :D
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I must put a stop to all stupid plans ! <<ll We actually want this to work
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Serenade + Flowers = Win.
Make sure Music Ability is activated.
Craft a nice little card, or buy one and write something sweet in it.
Pic of girl helps too.
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infinity21
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On April 05 2008 09:13 d.arkive wrote:I must put a stop to all stupid plans ! <<ll We actually want this to work
Posters could work. It might be hard trying to convince the secretaries to let you use the PA system though.
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On April 05 2008 09:25 infinity21 wrote:Show nested quote +On April 05 2008 09:13 d.arkive wrote:I must put a stop to all stupid plans ! <<ll We actually want this to work Posters could work. It might be hard trying to convince the secretaries to let you use the PA system though.
especially since he doesnt go to her school
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infinity21
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On April 05 2008 09:26 SpiritoftheTuna wrote:Show nested quote +On April 05 2008 09:25 infinity21 wrote:On April 05 2008 09:13 d.arkive wrote:I must put a stop to all stupid plans ! <<ll We actually want this to work Posters could work. It might be hard trying to convince the secretaries to let you use the PA system though. especially since he doesnt go to her school
Hey, Louis' loaded with money, got killer looks and a silver tongue. It won't be too much trouble for him.
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LOL im not that wealthy:
"only 43k" + hidden college fund + 40k bmw
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I'm more and more confused. There's a guy loaded with fuckload of cash (not that wealthy, lol?) even when still in high school, reportedly even looks good and fails to get some girl who isn't impressed by it all and still needs some wooing (and he then resorts to THIS FORUM!!!???)?
Something's very wrong somewhere.
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Wow, this thread is very on topic.
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I can't believe another thread like this got created in Louis' honor.
And an honor it is.
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have sex with her, then ask her to the prom while she's screaming "YES!! YES! YES! YES!" fool proof plan imo.
But in all seriousness, dress like those minstrels from the medieval times and sing a song about asking her to the prom. ROFLMAO
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Washington, D.C9935 Posts
does this bitch know WHO YOU ARE ON THE INTERNET
one the top 2v2 players in the WORLD for sc2 and a tlnet blue letter guy
what's wrong with this girl huh
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If you have a fit upper body, as in abs, then this is a perfect way to ask a girl to prom.
Write on your chest with marker the following:
Will you go to prom with me?
Yes
No
Maybe
Wear a button up shirt and walk up to her(preferably at a random time at her doorstep), mention your chest hurts because you just got a tattoo. Ask her if she wants to see it. When she says yes, open up the shirt and hand her a pen.
Don't forget to smile and wink!!
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On a more serious note
get one or more people you know to make "drunken" advances on her
then you step in and save her from that person
when she asks what she can do to thank you ask her to prom
?????
PROFIT.
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On April 05 2008 11:09 Mynock wrote:
I'm more and more confused. There's a guy loaded with fuckload of cash (not that wealthy, lol?) even when still in high school, reportedly even looks good and fails to get some girl who isn't impressed by it all and still needs some wooing (and he then resorts to THIS FORUM!!!???)?
Something's very wrong somewhere.
And he goes for the same girl AGAIN.
Srsly...
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On April 08 2008 04:24 H2O wrote:
If you have a fit upper body, as in abs, then this is a perfect way to ask a girl to prom.
Write on your chest with marker the following:
Will you go to prom with me?
Yes
No
Maybe
Wear a button up shirt and walk up to her(preferably at a random time at her doorstep), mention your chest hurts because you just got a tattoo. Ask her if she wants to see it. When she says yes, open up the shirt and hand her a pen.
Don't forget to smile and wink!!
LOL do it!
You guys are hilarious.
First post on TL in honor of Louis. ;p
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On April 08 2008 04:24 H2O wrote:
If you have a fit upper body, as in abs, then this is a perfect way to ask a girl to prom.
Write on your chest with marker the following:
Will you go to prom with me?
Yes
No
Maybe
Wear a button up shirt and walk up to her(preferably at a random time at her doorstep), mention your chest hurts because you just got a tattoo. Ask her if she wants to see it. When she says yes, open up the shirt and hand her a pen.
Don't forget to smile and wink!!
This. But it would be more awesome if some of her friends were around too, so they can later tell her how great it was the way you asked her.
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Asked. Awaiting response.
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You definitely needed to go in with more confidence -_-;;;
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Where is the youtube video, LR? The compensation of such a kind anchor should not be neglected!
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Del, in anything relative to her I never have any confidence - I thought you knew that already?
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wtf do you mean awaiting response? how did you ask her?
I'm definitely going to go with the "Hey...wanna go to prom?" seeing as there's like 4 weeks left till prom T_T;
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Was rejected.
Am fairly annoyed.
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On April 23 2008 16:02 Last Romantic wrote:
Was rejected.
Am fairly annoyed.
asdfghjkl;'
gg no re?
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wtf is all this anchor shit
im not following
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On April 23 2008 16:33 Bill307 wrote:
If a girl's interested in you, then she's not gonna care how much confidence you have when you ask her out.
Uhhh except the way you ask her out will effect how she thinks about you. It matters.
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