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FiWiFaKi
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Canada9859 Posts
October 11 2013 06:39 GMT
#1641
Alcooohaaal. Research shows that alcohol does not actually kill brainchild. So you could say I'm actually being productive. Thanks God for autocorrects, that shit is saving my ass. Living life. I'll regret this shit when I hate wait checkt 6:15am tomorrow. Bleh.

Why the fuck do I worry bout this shit now. Man, I've been thinking of so much hypothetical shit about the world, I just want to write a novel... I'd sell it for a million dollars. Then I'd have to only sell one copy. Economics bitch ezpz.I lov the yall tteamliquid, it's what I'm about.

Oh, also. I LOVE CANADA! IlCANAAADA! If you are not living in Canada you are living in the wrong place. I say this with a straight face too. Mostly cause I'm reading a newspaper right none though. Good Morning Europeans, and good night south name Rica and Canada. And Mexico, and other places. Live life!
In life, the journey is more satisfying than the destination. || .::Entrepreneurship::. Living a few years of your life like most people won't, so that you can spend the rest of your life like most people can't || Mechanical Engineering & Economics Major
FiWiFaKi
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Canada9859 Posts
October 11 2013 06:42 GMT
#1642
On September 01 2013 14:30 Mandalor28 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 01 2013 14:24 MarlieChurphy wrote:
On September 01 2013 13:55 Evilmonkey. wrote:
Ok here's the deal, I have a beautiful girlfriend that I've dated for a year... and I love her... but holy fuck I wanna fuck my best friends girl right now... time to pour another drink and contemplate this.

If you don't have any kids and your still under 25, just cut your losses and go for it. Break up with her though and just tell it like it is, you had thoughts about other chicks and want to pursue them and that's not fair to her.

Get her preggo first and tell her before she know so that way after you bang her friend she will want to get back with you because you are her baby daddy.


Preggo My l'eggo! You know that commercial? It's good shit! The good ol' two years ago.
In life, the journey is more satisfying than the destination. || .::Entrepreneurship::. Living a few years of your life like most people won't, so that you can spend the rest of your life like most people can't || Mechanical Engineering & Economics Major
jonich0n
Profile Joined February 2009
United States1982 Posts
October 11 2013 07:13 GMT
#1643
Research shows that alcohol does not actually kill brainchild.
(>'.')>
Striker.superfreunde
Profile Joined May 2010
Germany1120 Posts
October 21 2013 23:54 GMT
#1644
kekeke, look where i am
no, seriously, where is the high thread again?
'Your ak is pretty... uhm... dank!'
Emnjay808
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
United States10658 Posts
October 22 2013 00:02 GMT
#1645
Hey I didnt know this thread existed, lets see if I can do this right:

Went out to my friends band show last night. Drank a couple bluemoons and started talking to this cute girl. Im like, "hey maybe I can get lucky tonight."

End of the night turns out she was 16 years old. Yea, 16 fucking years old. Wtf is a 16 year old girl doing out on a Sunday night? Im 24 btw... Ya, dodged that bullet.
Skol
Kojak21
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Canada1104 Posts
October 22 2013 00:07 GMT
#1646
On October 22 2013 09:02 Emnjay808 wrote:
Hey I didnt know this thread existed, lets see if I can do this right:

Went out to my friends band show last night. Drank a couple bluemoons and started talking to this cute girl. Im like, "hey maybe I can get lucky tonight."

End of the night turns out she was 16 years old. Yea, 16 fucking years old. Wtf is a 16 year old girl doing out on a Sunday night? Im 24 btw... Ya, dodged that bullet.



you mean missed a jackpot
¯\_(☺)_/¯
packrat386
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
United States5077 Posts
November 03 2013 07:05 GMT
#1647
y does this hacve 2 few pages.//.......
dreaming of a sunny day
fried_rice
Profile Blog Joined July 2013
198 Posts
November 03 2013 07:18 GMT
#1648
On November 03 2013 16:05 packrat386 wrote:
y does this hacve 2 few pages.//.......


because the high thread is way more badass
{CC}StealthBlue
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States41117 Posts
November 10 2013 06:50 GMT
#1649
just an hiur ago i was posting news now, 6 jagers later, gone. That I think I met Memphis' only Communist at Huey's on Germantown Rd.
"Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules."
Kojak21
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Canada1104 Posts
November 11 2013 05:03 GMT
#1650
i always find this thread funny cause its always locked then unlocked.

not drunk now, but my friends and sis birthday party was yesterday, and boy did everyone get wasted!!

always a fun hangover day

¯\_(☺)_/¯
actionbastrd
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Congo598 Posts
November 11 2013 05:15 GMT
#1651
drinking at the pope house bourbon lounge. Met another starcraft fan here today too =o

Sippin on some elmer tee lee.

[image loading]

Great bourbon if your looking for something decently priced and not very hot. There are defiantly more powerful flavored bourbons, and defiantly hotter, but this is a pretty good staple if your looking for something smooth, easy, and delicious. In my area its about $8 a pour.

It rained today inside my head...
ZaplinG
Profile Blog Joined February 2005
United States3818 Posts
November 11 2013 06:11 GMT
#1652
tip:Vodka + eggnog = bad idea
Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free
MarlieChurphy
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
United States2063 Posts
November 11 2013 13:06 GMT
#1653
Does anyone know why chicks seem to like and drink wine more often than not?
RIP SPOR 11/24/11 NEVAR FORGET
adwodon
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United Kingdom592 Posts
November 11 2013 13:14 GMT
#1654
On November 11 2013 22:06 MarlieChurphy wrote:
Does anyone know why chicks seem to like and drink wine more often than not?


Below ~ 21 people drink wine because you can get cheap wine, you will get wrecked and unlike beer you don't feel bloated.
Above ~ 21 people drink wine because you can find good wine relatively cheap (and by this point you know enough to find it), it goes well with food and works in social situations.

I say people as I've not noticed a huge disparity between men and women, women will more often order a glass of wine in the pub I guess and I'd probably wager that's mostly due to the bloated feeling beer can give you and a general aversion to high strength spirits when just going for a few drinks.
75
Profile Joined December 2012
Germany4057 Posts
November 11 2013 22:38 GMT
#1655
On November 11 2013 22:06 MarlieChurphy wrote:
Does anyone know why chicks seem to like and drink wine more often than not?

as a guy i often get strange pics when i order wine when everyone goes for beer.
can u explain why everyone drinks beer?
yo twitch, as long as I can watch 480p lagfree I'm happy
Aeroplaneoverthesea
Profile Joined April 2012
United Kingdom1977 Posts
November 11 2013 23:37 GMT
#1656
On November 12 2013 07:38 75 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 11 2013 22:06 MarlieChurphy wrote:
Does anyone know why chicks seem to like and drink wine more often than not?

as a guy i often get strange pics when i order wine when everyone goes for beer.
can u explain why everyone drinks beer?


As a guy:

Wine in a bar = a bit weird
Wine in a club = Super weird.
Wine in a Restaurant or at home = classy.
DavoS
Profile Blog Joined October 2012
United States4605 Posts
November 12 2013 00:22 GMT
#1657
Too many awesome weekends have passed for me to just be finding this thread -_-
"KDA is actually the most useless stat in the game" Aui_2000
willoc
Profile Joined February 2011
Canada1530 Posts
November 12 2013 00:56 GMT
#1658
On October 22 2013 08:54 Striker.superfreunde wrote:
kekeke, look where i am
no, seriously, where is the high thread again?



Yo man
Be bold and mighty forces will come to your aid!
packrat386
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
United States5077 Posts
November 12 2013 01:07 GMT
#1659
With the way this Monday has been going, I wish I could join you all :p
dreaming of a sunny day
scott31337
Profile Joined January 2013
United States2979 Posts
November 12 2013 02:34 GMT
#1660
Neighbor and freind, thought we'd have a BBQ tonight - good times, got some beer, food, kahula, good times GG

THIS WAGON IS HITTING MAFIA FOR SURE BOYS!
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