Today I received a PM from a Mr Rainmaker5 who wished to invoke this topic in his post employment celebrations. While that PM was several hours ago now and the man ought not to still be conscious at this point it seemed a worthy cause. Congratulations on getting the job, if you're still sober enough to string letters together then you can make a post here.

Angryhorse

Sweden387 Posts

March 11 2012 01:47 GMT

#1484

so, was drinking with good friends untill one just railed away, started screaming that he doesnt want to live anymore, his parents are dead so we hold him down to the ground and we screamed to him that we loved him, but how can we put that to perstectiv ,fuck everything, I love him more then myself and we we're forced to call the police because he didnt want to live anymore, the blade of betralyal burns in m soul and i cant stop crying, i love him but what the fuck to do...... deep fucking tears 'tis night.....

Failsafe

United States1298 Posts

March 11 2012 02:10 GMT

#1485

lol i bet deadhaji never visits this thread, thanks to bump kawak

aha

Utinni

Canada1196 Posts

March 11 2012 02:16 GMT

#1486

Vodka is warming the body.

I believe I am at the point of invincibility so I shall battle my friend in some 1v1.

Cheers everyone

Gaga

Germany433 Posts

March 11 2012 02:30 GMT

#1487

fucking drunk on whisky/cola...

gonna smoke a head and fall into my bed... gr8 night

CygNus X-1

Canada169 Posts

March 11 2012 02:40 GMT

#1488

Got some vodka redbulls flowin just waitin g for my boys and brods to show up for some drinks then hittin up the club!!!! Then come home, have sex, then play drunken SC2!!!

darthfoley

United States8001 Posts

March 11 2012 02:44 GMT

#1489

i can't stand vodka, tastes like pure shit :D

iNbluE

Switzerland674 Posts

March 11 2012 02:48 GMT

#1490

On March 11 2012 11:44 darthfoley wrote:
i can't stand vodka, tastes like pure shit :D

NOT! Absolut and shit like that are not vodka. I used to think like you, even puked out my guts because of that crap. Couldn't even smell that shit, it made me nauseous. UNTIL!

Until I tried this:+ Show Spoiler +

Pure delight.

StonedRanger642

Canada27 Posts

March 11 2012 02:56 GMT

#1491

Im not drunk right now.. just Over Hung, and I was laughing to myself about this goof dick trying to tell me starctaft was for fags, and gays.. I was piss drunk and choked him out, took him out over a couch and didnt stop till he didnt move! haha he woke and started to tell me how he's friends with people I know.. ahaha I was like oh yeah... why should I give a fuck!! lmfao

cLutZ

United States19573 Posts

March 11 2012 03:32 GMT

#1492

Beer #1. Clearly I don't belong, but I am on TL while drinking...

Turtlenoob

Canada151 Posts

March 11 2012 07:49 GMT

#1493

so how about the weather today drunk thread >.> i am just drinking labatt blue because its the only beer that i like besides beer that is brewed in newofundland ( best newfoundland beer is blue star hands down ) moved away from my one true love of blue star ( newfoundland beer) http://www.google.ca/imgres?q=blue star beer&num=10&hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&hs=vxJ&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&biw=1152&bih=777&tbm=isch&tbnid=kWr8tUcO2m3xvM:&imgrefurl=http://www.facebook.com/pages/Blue-Star-Beer-Newfoundland/141810840649&docid=77HkpAc7wyjOBM&imgurl=http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-ash2/41797_141810840649_1922_n.jpg&w=145&h=360&ei=sFhcT6fDAqaeiQL40qCmCw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=284&vpy=152&dur=332&hovh=145&hovw=58&tx=97&ty=135&sig=118247553875108025313&sqi=2&page=1&tbnh=145&tbnw=58&start=0&ndsp=28&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:0 i miss it so much best beer iv ever drank =( i will just leave this here

great song by old hardcore punk band ( great pre black flag henry rollins )

ZaplinG

United States3818 Posts

March 11 2012 08:43 GMT

#1494

On March 11 2012 10:47 Angryhorse wrote:
so, was drinking with good friends untill one just railed away, started screaming that he doesnt want to live anymore, his parents are dead so we hold him down to the ground and we screamed to him that we loved him, but how can we put that to perstectiv ,fuck everything, I love him more then myself and we we're forced to call the police because he didnt want to live anymore, the blade of betralyal burns in m soul and i cant stop crying, i love him but what the fuck to do...... deep fucking tears 'tis night.....

This is intense. Stay strong.

Kuja

United States1759 Posts

March 11 2012 08:50 GMT

#1495

On January 30 2012 13:07 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:

Show nested quote +

I drink more now that I do.

long island iced tea- my drink of choice whenever I go out to dinner.

Cracked up reading this post, to true.

Battousai13

United States638 Posts

March 11 2012 09:13 GMT

#1496

Came back from my favorite bar. Still surprised that I remembered the names of all the drinks I had tonight: basil gimlet, royal Hawaiian, daisy cutter. Probably not drunk enough.

VTArlock

United States1763 Posts

March 11 2012 09:18 GMT

#1497

you guya are assholes