Was pretty drunk last night. Stomach is feeling pretty shit right now and I woke up with vomit all over my face (puked right as I was laying down on my mattress). Was planning on getting rid of my mattress anyway, but I guess I'll be getting rid of it sooner than later.

Only remember a few moments of my drunkenness. Explaining explicitly how to play the Weeds DVD on the Xbox after putting it in, taking a chunk of cake in my hand and getting as much in my mouth as I rubbed all over my face, shortly after the rubbing of cake all over my face I was in the kitchen and my short pocket caught on a kitchen cabinet handle. I dropped to the floor, pocket still stuck. At which point my sister saw me in the kitchen and called everyone in the house to come see.

My sister says I was asking my mom to pinch my nipples, and while I don't remember it, I don't disbelieve it.

LemOn

United Kingdom8629 Posts

September 29 2008 01:41 GMT

#626

I meet ya ind a club mofoos! :D

Edinburgh is awesome, I reccomend it. Nice bars, ho's and what not

Ghardo

Germany1685 Posts

October 02 2008 23:02 GMT

#627

i think nowadays i'm the only one bumping the drunk thread

you guys smoke too much weed!!

ok, i'm drunk:

1 bottle of wine

1/2 bottle whiskey and i need to correct 100% of my grammar

cheers

iRoN-

Germany78 Posts

October 02 2008 23:30 GMT

#628

well after my 6th cuba Libre I decided to help you bumping, and ask the Question:" Why does such a fucking great interpreter as Keith Richard's still doesn't get the reward he deserves !" Genius Guitarr player if u remember yourself of the fact that he cant even read notes by now.

Cheers TL

bdams19

United States1316 Posts

October 03 2008 03:16 GMT

#629

getting dinner/drinks with people from work is awful cause you cant tell any good stories (managers and such) (-). however, you can order whatever you want and you dont have to pay for it (+). But, you cannot talk to anyone else except your team which means you go back to the hotel room alone (-). Thusly, tomorrow I will get hammerfaced at another one of my free open bars (+).

Looks like the score is even good sir.

BottleAbuser

Korea (South)1888 Posts

October 06 2008 12:06 GMT

#630

Alcohol is such a stupid, shitty way to forget your problems until you're sober enough to realize you just wasted such a crapload of time that you should have spent solving them.

GO ALCOHOL

LxRogue

United States1415 Posts

October 07 2008 07:50 GMT

#631

KING CUP is the best way to get drunk, seriously, for real. It gets kinda complicated, but that's always entertaining when people are drunk. (cheap) champagne isn't a bad idea either!

EvilTeletubby

Baltimore, USA22254 Posts

October 11 2008 04:01 GMT

#632

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

BUMPITDY FOR RELEVENCE

GeneralStan

United States4789 Posts

October 16 2008 04:48 GMT

#633

Kings cup work, its true. Then your date hits you in the face and gives you a black eye. Maybe that's just me.

IntoTheWow

is awesome32274 Posts

October 16 2008 04:50 GMT

#634

hahah ETT

infinity21

Canada6683 Posts

October 17 2008 06:01 GMT

#635

wheee drunk night with Dr. Gregory House!! + Show Spoiler [last episode] +

HOUSE HAS EMOTIONS OMFG WTF

I showed my housemate some blizzcon reps. He asked why nada was such a noob (he lost to a 2 hatch fast guard strat by jin ho) lolol. I was like: dude ._.

on a random note, i'm glad i'm seeing myself improve doing chin-ups. I started off at 10 max per set but now I can do 15 or so AND I can do them more consistently now. Yesterday, I managed to do nearly 50 in 4 sets! I was proud

Oh wait, that wasn't yesterday, it was 2 days ago..

Aaanyways, I had 2 goals this term: to study hard and to meet more girls. Sadly, I've only focused on one and the one that you guys will probably be disappointed to hear. FUCK I need to start talking to more peeps but once I have that little circle of friends, it's so hard to break out for me. I'm like 1000% nervous when talking to girls I haven't met before. Got any tips?

oh man, i have class in 7 hours

KwarK

United States42655 Posts

October 17 2008 17:01 GMT

#636

lol!

KwarK

United States42655 Posts

October 17 2008 17:02 GMT

#637

yeah that was out of any real context
but whatever, i may well be drunk for all you guys know
and even if i'm not
well yeah
the point is that if i'm drunk i'm allowed to bump this topic without contributing anything because

NiGoL

1868 Posts

October 17 2008 17:09 GMT

#638

Why make a thread like this, cause even if ur drunk it makes no sense

merz

Sweden2760 Posts

October 17 2008 17:19 GMT

#639

If you're not drunk you're not allowed to post here SassO, so off you go!

I'd say im fairly qualified to post here now seeing how i've had 3 beers. Waiting for a friend to pick me up, then we're heading to his place to pregame and play a little xbox360 ;O What we'll do after that is still a bit unclear, but it's a good start, I'm pretty sure it'll all be crystal clear after a few more beers.