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Interview with MoltkeWarding - Page 5

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0x64
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Finland4567 Posts
February 23 2008 14:40 GMT
#81
Masturbating to those holy words felt divine.
Dump of assembler code from 0xffffffec to 0x64: End of assembler dump.
Quanticfograw
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
United States2053 Posts
February 23 2008 14:57 GMT
#82
this is either the dryest sense of humor ive ever seen or the most boring person ive ever seen lol
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ChkChk.Boom
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States140 Posts
February 23 2008 14:59 GMT
#83
Wow, he's sooo...intellectual, and charismatic. Hmm and it seems like he knows more words than a webster's dictionary; I am impressed.
"Mai roflcopter gos SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOISOISOISOI." - Master Chief
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
February 23 2008 15:00 GMT
#84
On February 23 2008 23:57 likeaboss wrote:
this is either the dryest sense of humor ive ever seen or the most boring person ive ever seen lol

This whole thing is one big joke, you're missing out ;_;
Peace~
rpf
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States2705 Posts
February 23 2008 18:45 GMT
#85
On February 23 2008 13:03 HeadBangaa wrote:
Cool inteview! I wish it was longer~

When Moltke was a more active poster, I used to save my favorite posts of his in text files. Sometimes I read them to other people haha

Actually I also used to save testie's posts for the opposite reason (substance for planned thread, "testie is an idiot"), but ran out of hard drive space.
+ Show Spoiler +

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So, are you going to post that text file?
"A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity." - Sigmund Freud
jkillashark
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States5262 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-02-23 19:21:21
February 23 2008 19:20 GMT
#86
This was pretty sweet. I think these interviews may help give people a better idea of the personalities we have at TL. Kind of like giving TL a face.

Edit: ...or gives TL an ass hair.
Do your best, God will do the rest.
LuMiX
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
China5757 Posts
February 23 2008 19:30 GMT
#87
On February 23 2008 06:50 gLyo wrote:
Reading anything Moltke writes always makes me smile. It's almost surreal.


You should have a follow up, part 2! =D
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
February 24 2008 02:17 GMT
#88
It would be pretty interesting to have a chat with moltke in real life
Plexa
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
Aotearoa39261 Posts
February 24 2008 03:00 GMT
#89
<3 you too moltke
Administrator~ Spirit will set you free ~
RaGe
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Belgium9947 Posts
February 24 2008 03:33 GMT
#90
haha, thanks for all the positive feedback guys, i left out alot of irerelevant informaiton, and made it short so it wasnt too oboring and wal l of texti sh eand stuff
MDT hasnt replied yet, so the next inteerveiwen will haver tioo watit a bit
Moderatorsometimes I get intimidated by the size of my right testicle
SonuvBob
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Aiur21549 Posts
February 24 2008 03:40 GMT
#91
While you're waiting, interview yakiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
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ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
February 24 2008 04:11 GMT
#92
post the rest of the interview o_o
Steelflight-Rx
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States1389 Posts
February 26 2008 02:18 GMT
#93
On February 23 2008 10:42 sanftm00d wrote:
moltke is opium for intelectual emos
keep up the good work

lolld
yubee wrote: you know? it's a great night you should all smile no matter what harddships, because grass grows and the sky is blue and it's a good life.
Clutch3
Profile Joined April 2003
United States1344 Posts
February 26 2008 02:27 GMT
#94
Good read! For some reason, the idea of connecting Moltke's online persona to a person in real life named Bob just makes me chuckle. One of those Internet-meets-the-real-world weirdnesses. I would have guessed at least Robert.

You should have asked Moltke what Western name he'd give himself, or his kids. Gogogo! Maybe if there's more interviews we can let posters submit their own questions? <wink>
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States42957 Posts
February 27 2008 22:28 GMT
#95


(00:52:54) <+Moltke> Actually I am an amazingly good roommate
(00:53:05) <+Moltke> So amazing that I got kicked out in 3 months in 1st year
(00:53:41) <@vGl-CoW> it's because of your renegade ways
(00:52:42) <@Carnac_> on what grounds
(00:52:46) <@Carnac_> were you kicked out?
(00:52:51) <+Moltke> Didn't I tell you
(00:52:55) <@Carnac_> i cant recall
(00:52:56) <+Moltke> I slapped a girl
(00:52:59) <+Moltke> :S
(00:53:01) <@Carnac_> wtf
(00:53:05) <@Carnac_> why did you slap a girl
(00:53:11) <+Moltke> I warned her repeatedly
(00:53:13) <+Moltke> not to touch me
(00:53:16) <+Moltke> and she kept slapping me
(00:53:21) <@PuertoRican> walk away
(00:53:23) <@PuertoRican> idiot
(00:53:31) <@Carnac_> why did she touch you?
(00:53:32) <@PuertoRican> get a girl to beat her up
(00:53:34) <@Carnac_> or slap you
(00:53:41) <+Moltke> well on that occasion
(00:53:55) <+Moltke> it was near-dawn before halloween, and I told her to go into the kitchen and cook me some breakfast
(00:53:57) <+Moltke> and she slapped me
(00:54:01) <+Moltke> jeez
(00:54:35) <@vGl-CoW> so you knocked her lights out
(00:54:44) <+Moltke> No
(00:54:51) <+Moltke> I gave her a "love tap"
(00:54:53) <+Moltke> but she started crying
(00:55:01) <+Moltke> Must have been faking it :/
(00:55:27) <@vGl-CoW> wife beater
(00:55:40) <+Moltke> meh
(00:55:43) <+Moltke> Compared to my father
(00:55:48) <+Moltke> I am nothing
(00:56:00) <@Carnac_> hahahaha
(00:56:08) <@Carnac_> im trying to imagine
(00:56:14) <@Carnac_> moltke telling some girl
(00:56:18) <@Carnac_> "go cook for me"
(00:57:12) <+Moltke> I did not deserve physical assault for a request

ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
Proposal
Profile Joined December 2007
United States1310 Posts
February 27 2008 22:34 GMT
#96
refreshing interview, a bit dry tho rofl
Xiberia
Profile Joined September 2007
Sweden634 Posts
February 27 2008 23:21 GMT
#97
Kwark, hahahahaha
liosama
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
Australia843 Posts
February 27 2008 23:52 GMT
#98
this guy is a poof
Free Palestine
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
February 28 2008 01:55 GMT
#99
On February 28 2008 07:28 Kwark wrote:
Show nested quote +


(00:52:54) <+Moltke> Actually I am an amazingly good roommate
(00:53:05) <+Moltke> So amazing that I got kicked out in 3 months in 1st year
(00:53:41) <@vGl-CoW> it's because of your renegade ways
(00:52:42) <@Carnac_> on what grounds
(00:52:46) <@Carnac_> were you kicked out?
(00:52:51) <+Moltke> Didn't I tell you
(00:52:55) <@Carnac_> i cant recall
(00:52:56) <+Moltke> I slapped a girl
(00:52:59) <+Moltke> :S
(00:53:01) <@Carnac_> wtf
(00:53:05) <@Carnac_> why did you slap a girl
(00:53:11) <+Moltke> I warned her repeatedly
(00:53:13) <+Moltke> not to touch me
(00:53:16) <+Moltke> and she kept slapping me
(00:53:21) <@PuertoRican> walk away
(00:53:23) <@PuertoRican> idiot
(00:53:31) <@Carnac_> why did she touch you?
(00:53:32) <@PuertoRican> get a girl to beat her up
(00:53:34) <@Carnac_> or slap you
(00:53:41) <+Moltke> well on that occasion
(00:53:55) <+Moltke> it was near-dawn before halloween, and I told her to go into the kitchen and cook me some breakfast
(00:53:57) <+Moltke> and she slapped me
(00:54:01) <+Moltke> jeez
(00:54:35) <@vGl-CoW> so you knocked her lights out
(00:54:44) <+Moltke> No
(00:54:51) <+Moltke> I gave her a "love tap"
(00:54:53) <+Moltke> but she started crying
(00:55:01) <+Moltke> Must have been faking it :/
(00:55:27) <@vGl-CoW> wife beater
(00:55:40) <+Moltke> meh
(00:55:43) <+Moltke> Compared to my father
(00:55:48) <+Moltke> I am nothing
(00:56:00) <@Carnac_> hahahaha
(00:56:08) <@Carnac_> im trying to imagine
(00:56:14) <@Carnac_> moltke telling some girl
(00:56:18) <@Carnac_> "go cook for me"
(00:57:12) <+Moltke> I did not deserve physical assault for a request


wow rofl
Ghardo
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Germany1685 Posts
February 28 2008 07:09 GMT
#100
hehe mr. ding
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